cut it into slices no more than half an inch thick, cook it in a frying pan (dont need oil it has enough fat in it) until its crispy and starting to darken on the outside dress it the same way you would a hotdog
>fry potato strips in pan >dice spam, add to potato >fry with skillet with butter >add seasoning like black pepper, salt, herbs >add beaten egg >when egg sets, place miture on extra large burrito >add salsa and/or chili and cheese >roll tortilla into burrito >drink with large glass of whole milk >after consuming, wait one hour and go to gym >do a fuck load of squats
you are now swole
>slice of spam as thick as you want >fry on both sides >add a slice of american cheese >place on hamburger bun >add mustard and lettuce >enjoy with american style lager
you are now a unionized american
>rice cooker white rice >slice spam lengthwise >fry in skillet and let cool >wet nori >cut nori into strips >form rice into bocks the size of your cut of spam >wrap in nori >alternatively roll spam with green onion, bean sprouts, thin carrot or memevacado into a sushi roll
Congrats, OP your in possesion of the only thing the brits did right when it comes to food
Slice as thin as you can and fry the fuckin shit in a pan until it gets somewhat "crispy" I guess. Now toast some bread and put two slices of delicious crispy spam on the toast. Cover your spam and toast with an over easy egg.
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