I went to my friend's house and this is what he was having for Breakfast. It's pasta, ranch and croutons.
SO YOUR FRIEND INVITED YOU OVER AND PRESUMABLY OFFERED YOU BREAKFAST, WHICH WAS APPARENTLY NOT SUITABLE TO YOUR TASTES, AND YOU DECIDE TO REPAY HIM BY ATTEMPTING TO MOCK HIM ON THE INTERNET?
YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND.
THEN I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT. INVITING SOMEONE OVER AND THEN EATING IN FRONT OF THEM WITHOUT OFFERING ANYTHING TO YOUR GUEST ISN'T JUST BAD HOSTING ITS RIDICULE.
YOU ARE CORRECT IN MOCKING HIM AND HIS BIZARRE FOOD.