>A species of godlike beings with super-science at their disposal
>died out because they lack rockets
Is there a more retarded origin story than Superman?
Don't have powers on their homeworld. They used to colonize shit but are too xenophobic and insular (like China) to continue expanding. See planet Daxam. They go full ferngully on their planet and it blows up. Only a few survivors most of which escape from an interdimensional prison.
>First and greatest superhero you pleb.
Hey /co/ someone requested I Kill Giants so let's read it!
>Character has super strength
>Tries to open door
>Accidentally lifts entire door
It's weird that they don't just rip off the handle. Makes for a better visual, I suppose.
>Character with super strength pulls on something that weighs much more than them, without any kind of anchoring
>It moves and they don't
You just described my favorite parts of this movie
I heard u liek Loki
What happened to this webcomic?
Guys Is this really coming out this Christmas
Tom Delonge said it was!!!
please tell me if it is because tom said it will be R rated
WHEN YOUR FRANCHISE HAS BEEN MILKED DRY THERES ONLY ONE PLACE LEFT TO GO
We post the best American dad moments, quotes
>Why is there a leopard on the cheetos bag?
>It's a cheetah
>There's so much beauty in the world
>Roger holds a cat food bag to keep himself on ground
>He drops the bag
>He starts floating
What's the best Travis and Bobhead episode?
the one where newtype scum gets put in their place.
Hay you! Do you like amvs?
I like them for as embarrassingly stupid as most of them are because of my incurable addiction to gay ships. It's an extremely guilty pleasure of mine, probably one of the dumbest things I do in my spare time. Of course, I don't actually post mine on YT because I'm too ashashmed of my own terrible shipping garbage, I kind of make them for myself, as stupid as that sounds.
It does piss me off though when I'm looking for a clip and I run into an AMV that was titled as a clip or fight scene.
Well at least you're able to contain your horrible shipping habits.
>It does piss me off though when I'm looking for a clip and I run into an AMV that was titled as a clip or fight scene.
The rage is strong with this one
ITT:The most disturbing cartoons.
When I was younger I always found super jail and other adult swim shows to be a bit disturbing.
Flapjack also had some creepy moments.
JTHM had a few moments when I read it recently. Would recommend. I got a pictures of all the comics. If anyone's interested, I'll do that little let's read whatever people sometimes do here with them. It's probably be better if I just uploaded all of them though. If you guys prefer that, give me a site to dump them on and enjoy.
Your motivation fellow may find some interesting ways to discourage your sloth, but it's on a whole new level when you're dealing with a magical, ancient being devoted to punishing humans. Today, he's ruining anticipated blockbusters, and tomorrow he's feasting on your flesh and regenerating it to devour again because you only checked the naughty/nice list once.
>She's confessed her feelings to Jack, but he rejected her. He feels that she needs to focus on her career for now. The pillow, I mean.
Why would an objectivist have any reason to become a traditional superhero?
I can see one being a vigilante if the crime they're fighting affects themselves but why would one want to help the general populace if they're not getting anything in return? Being altruistic and helping everyone is opposite their ideals.
An objectivist superhero doesn't make much sense. I mean, if The Question busted a banknote counterfeiting racket because "you assholes will decrease MY purchasing power!", I guess that would kinda make sense. But, in most cases, the superhero is an inherently pro-social idea, which is diametrically opposed to Randian Objectivism, which abhors altruism and collectivism. "With great power comes great responsibility" is essentially the antithesis of Objectivism.
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They would have to have a God complex, or otherwise view themselves as some kind of Nietzchean Overman who is above and beyond the common masses and will lead them into the future. They would be a superhero not for others, but simply because it is there nature to be a superhero
Why is Gumball so good?
Well written characters and decent (at least B tier) wiafus.
spoiler]GUMBALL'S SWEET SHOTA HIPS![/spoiler]
But /co/ told me the baby would be Wakandan