You can't defend this
How come no one on /co/ ever discuss Batman Earth One? Are they bad? I've heard a lot of people talk well of them.
All the Earth One books are bland entry-level reboots, not changing anything up too significantly and not being interesting in any real way. 6/10 across the board, except for
Morrison's Wonder Womanwhich we all know will be 11/10
Terrible Batman, by a writter that never liked batman growing up and only likes the BTAS and the burton movies.
Is a fine book by a pretty good writter, but if you want a rookie batman you can read Legends of the Dark Knight, and as a batman Elseworld is just not that good compared with other stuff.
Alfred is based, but that book is only liked by: people that doesnt like batman, Johns's fanboys, and people that hasnt read batman comics. Also Bruce falls a lot.
If you aren't standing for what you believe in, someone else will and someone else will win unopposed. Which would be bad because either way you already have an idea of what should be done but you are not the one calling the shots.
Remember that time Ben almost kissed his cousin's clone?
Remember that time when ben gave birth
Remember that time when kevin became a crystal slut
Remember that time when gwen's friend hated her for saving the world instead of watching her recital
Remember that time when ben got mad for losing gwen
Remember that time when ben called an alien a nigger
Remember that time max fucked an alien
Jessica Jones for best cutie.
Marvel has a yin for damaged heroes.
Either they're optimistic like Steve Rogers, or they're fighting off personal tragedy.
GIMME MY FUCKIN' SPIDER-MONEY
Suddenly it's Victor Von Doom but he wants to be your friend, he wears a nice suit instead of his armor and his face is nice to look at instead of making you want to puke or kill yourself at the sight of it.
"Hey Vic, weren't you cursed by Eternity to wear your sins on your face after you murdered the Watcher?"
"Yeah but then i killed the multiverse to save it then became Eternity so the curse doesn't apply anymore"
"Fuck you, i'm Doom so i am going to stand here in a nice suit and...
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What was his name again?
Suddenly cartoon intros, not the English ones
How cold is Captain Cold's gun? If it's able to freeze light, it must be pretty damn cold.
Are you retarded? Light contains solid particles called photons
i'm thinking of making a webcomic.
Anyone got experience or advice on how to get more views and publicity - or does it just come naturally?
and what's the best way to set up a webcomic - is it expensive/complicated?
You webcomic needs to have gay shipping potential and / or waifus
Make sure the plot doesn't go anywhere and the dialogue is comfy and mundane
Open a Tumblr and make shipping fanart of the most popular franchises of the moment, right now it's Undertale
Reblog popular people's cute comfy things and say cute comfy things of your own
Get a commission of your gay characters from someone who has a lot of viewers
Enjoy your poplarity
am I missing something or should I understand this oddly specific thing?
I get this, I think covering up your mouth is kinda hot as well.
Someone has a bondage fetish that involves a cheap form of mouth gag.
It's a fetish. That should tell you enough not to touch it unless it excites you (in which case you're a sinful freak and while you're necessarily going to hell, you're still making yourself suffer with a very specific fetish that will make you feel like a monster at your darkest times and be a bothersome experience any time else.)
*not necessarily going to hell
Huh, weird typo. Must be a coincidence, right?
Is there a funnier animated movie?
Because I'm convinced this is the high point of animated comedy.
The musical number at the end is the high point of life. All that adventure just to have everything solved by a magical guitar solo, could not stop smiling during the whole thing.
Also, the movie is the end of Sponge Bob for me