Let's play a game
Help me come up with the worst possible casting of an avengers movie
Dubs decides, up to 3 entries per post
We're looking for-
Me as Captain America
My buddy Dave as Iron Man
The Russian guy who works at the auto-shop as Thor.
My dog Bones painted green as Hulk.
Judy from accounting as Black Widow
Some dyel guy as Hawkeye.
An actual ant as Ant-Man.
Kanye West as Black Panther
The pirate from that Tom Hanks movie as Nick Fury
Gilbert Gottfried wrapped in tinfoil and cellophane as Ultron.
And, huh... Donald Trump as Loki? I guess?
So who did you think shot Burns?
I'M A BIG UGLY CLOWN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
What did she ever see in him?
He has really big feet, and you know what they say about guys with big feet.
>Meep Meep Meep this cartoon is shit and we are the worst characters Meep Meep!!
>but you're suppose to like us anyway, even by doing so ironically so not to seem like a cynic fuddy-duddy Meep Meep!!
>You're actually only hear for Jon Benjamin but we make up 80% of the show in each episode Meep Meep!
>The son is a freak that makes Bobby Hill looks cool
>The rabbit ear girl is a shrill little brat
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Good Morning Everybody! How can your favorite uncle and grandpa help you today?
Aw Shucks Uncle G I never look on point and new clothes are so so expensive. If only I could shape shift then I would always be stylish no mater what the circumstances.
If you were Olive, who would you go for?
WHAT IS MY PURPOSE
The BFG (1989 Film)
About to watch Rise of the Guardians for the first time. Wish me luck.
I wouldn't call it a bad film looking at it as a standalone piece, but when you discover the source material and the much cooler concepts from the earlier drafts, the movie's flaws get magnified and you just see all the Wasted Potential.
>It's a "Boys spy on a girls slumber party" episode
I don't know why but I find this band-aid incredibly sexy
Are AKB48 the most powerful superhero team in the Marvel Universe?
No its a bunch of high school girls recruited by businessmen, in a way presumably involving binoculars and a white van, who are used to look cute and sing garbage mass produced pop music to frenzied crowds of jap manchildren. There are 48 of them so they can put on multiple shows and events at the same time. And when one turns 18 or is caught not being a virgin they get kicked to the curb and a new virtually identical girl is brought in to maintain numbers.
They are also forced to shave their heads if they went on dates with men.
ITT: Badly misaimed /co/ merchandise
Knock off action figures, examples of top-tier selling out, misleading covers, I want it all.
IT IS I PROFESSOR HECTOR VAN DEMISE AND I WILL DESTROY THE 4FA4NSTIC
/co/ I need your help, it seems like you can no longer "gift" comics on comixology. You used to be able to buy comics to gift to other people, but I no longer see the option available.
Is it actually gone or am I just being retarded?
Ok, it probably means fuck-all, but I find it weird that they start showing KND only 2 weeks after the petition for GKND reaches 75,000 signatures. Coincidence, or are they testing to see if there is still a fanbase?
Well, they brought back Samurai Jack and Powerpuff Girls and literally everyone that was involved with KND is still interested.
Anyway, KND general.
>Japanese Female Hero Dr. Light
Who comes up with this shit?
The skulls represent the kryptonians(code) in his cells that died when superman was killed
Superman has been brought back, notice the black suit
This is part of batmans dream sequence of the apocalypse
And this is brainiac
He created the original doomsday and unleashed it to the crew of all the scout ships, that's why the dead kryptonians are seen holding guns, defending themselves.
Why are modern creators and readers so quick to dismiss continuity?
It used to be (and still is?) the sole point of distinction between a "nerd" and a guy in Superman shirt: the first one has read and memorized the issue # of the first appearance of Rainbow Kryptonite & all of its effects on Supes or the 1st meeting between Superman and Umrial of Henn-Z, the second one just thinks the emblem looks cool.
Even the Marvel movies grossed their billions solely on the promise of continuity even if they rarely deliever. Contiuity is essentially experiences...
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How can Dinosaur Comics be so good when Squirrel Girl is so bad?
I used to laugh at this character when I was a kid, then I realised when I was older and as the show got worse - doesn't he exist as a strawman to indirectly attack criticism of the show and make the writers think they can do no wrong?
Well originally he was just a stereotype of comic nerds. Eventually he became a parody of critics but I don't htink he makes the writers think they can do no wrong. I think their complacency and inability to be cancelled regardless of what they do makes them think they can do no wrong.
Was The Jetsons movie any good?
How can he not know who the Ninja is when he's constantly spying on everyone?
It's a real shame we'll never know what the new ancient evil was going to be.
>Is this full circle!? Not Quite!?
>Luckily all my boxes got to the US safely except the last one, which did not contain any of my important plushies or Detective Conan volumes.
>For people who've been asking about how many comics are left: I don't have an exact number, but it's not many now!! 'A' We're in the final stretch, and I'm doing more prep for the book kickstarter soon.
Why did Tommy grow up to be such a pussy?
Doom and Stark as brothers seems like the easy way out. If so, what do the records mean?
Why was he the best by comparison?
Okay /co/, who did it best?