If you wanted a Black Manta thread, you only had to ask.
I think Norman Osborn counts as petty.
His main schtick is basically to fuck with Spider-Man/Peter Parker with every chance he gets.
Norman Osborn is the epitome of petty
Any time he has a bad day he tends to take it out on Spider-man, by getting as personal and cutting as he can. His business is falling apart and his son is on drugs, so he kills Gwen Stacy. He's in something of a slump, so he kidnaps Peter for a month and injects alcohol into Flash's veins and puts him in a car with no breaks. Everything about him is pettiness incarnate. That time he created the cure for cancer, just to weaponize it to try to kill Deadpool. That time he injected Dr.Ock's girlfriend with AIDS, for basically no reason.
Lex, you can literally achieve universal peace single handedly, good vibes throughout eternity. All thanks to you. All you have to do is not try to kill Superman.
>lex you literally cannot use that power to do wrong
>Thawne left his saliva on all Barry's clean dishes so no matter what beverage he drank it always tasted just a bit off ruining his day ever so slightly so whenever he reached for something to drink his face instinctively cringed in disgust.
And he never enjoyed a single quiet meal ever since.
>Thawne went back in time and poked holes in all of Barry's condoms
>Thawne went back in time and pissed off all of Barry's teachers by spilling their coffee or something before they taught Barry
>Thawne makes sure that every time Barry uses a thermostat, he sets it just a little bit above or below the temperature Barry sets.
>Thawne goes back to every instance of Barry having sex, and rubs his dick really hard so he climaxes prematurely
Which one seems most out of character?
>Thawne went back in time and nudges Barry's hand everytime he's about to win a videogame
>Thawne goes back in time and flashes images of naked women in front of Barry when he sees good looking men to make Barry subconsciously get a boner so Barry thinks he's gay, ruining Barry's love life because he's not
>Thawne goes back to a shitload of instances when barry was sleeping a kid and scratches the walls or shit to scare him shitless
>Thawne goes back in time to when Barry was a baby and flicks him
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Thawne goes for simplicity.
Though, it IS almost offensive enough to get a DC event comic.
>Everyone on the planet thinks they are suddenly the opposite sexual orientation
>Asexuals become bisexuals and vice versa too
followed soon by Marvel's
>House of LGBTAQ+
>Scarlet Witch whispers "No more cis people..."
>flashes images of naked women in front of Barry when he sees good looking men to make Barry subconsciously get a boner so Barry thinks he's gay
Naw man, what you do is, every time Barry tries to talk or get with an attractive girl, stick something disgusting under his nose so he starts gagging from the stench
I'm starting to wonder if this board is invested with different iterations of Thawne that all want to fuck with Barry but have no other place to talk about it at.
That might explain all the dicks.
>not raising Barry's arms up and rubbing his pits with a sopping wet rag so he looks like he's pitting out
>not taking pieces of food and rubbing them on small areas of Barry's clothes to cause stains
>not prying Barry's lips open and placing lettuce in his teeth
It's like you guys don't even hate Barry.
Anyone who gets tired of hearing Johnny Storm apologize on the evening news is never heard from again
Yeah, but it doesn't know when to quit. His body is in a constant state of destroying and repairing itself. Even stuck like he is though, he grows back limbs on a regular basis and regenerates from I think anything short of complete molecular destruction.
Anyone have to pages where Manta becomes a succesful fishmongerer when Aquaman is dead?
And the second he sees that Aquaman is back, he brutally murders everyone in the store, burns it down and goes after him again?
It gave him a weird healing factor. To use a very faggy example, its like Kakashis sharingan. He didnt have it naturally so his factor is kinda always on. If Wolverine had cancer his healing factor would cure it, Deadpools instead kills his cancer then gives him cancer again cause thats what it perceives as his "natural state".
Not really, his healing factor just doesn't have an "off" switch like Wolverine's does. It just keeps going even if nothing's wrong. Lucky for Wade, he always has something wrong.
I thought it also gave the cancer a healing factor, so his body is at constant war between the cancer and the healing factor trying to fix the cancer, which is why his skin is so messed up.
Licking is not a practical way to clean surfaces, therefore it is petty
>sitting in your chair, reading Mein Kampf, waiting for you to come home, just to mock your surprise that the God of Evil is right there in your house
>You're at a restaurant with you friends
>Right before your meal comes you have to use the bathroom
>As you do your business, it suddenly becomes quiet outside
>You start to receive frantic unreadable texts
>You begin to investigate
>Half the restaurant is gone the other half are still
>You turn to see the almighty Darkseid
>He's eating your steak
>Tears run down your cheeks
>The only thing he says to you is
if you washed your hands.
Except, the thing here is that most of Darkseid's servant on Apokolips literally do find the desolate place to be a paradise, and worship Darkseid so much.
Most wouldn't even stand a chance in hell of surviving on Earth. So it's kind of backwards there, like Bizarro world sort of.
Is this nigga serious?
The people of Apokolipse don't know anything other than what Darksied teaches them. And he teaches them that freedom, choice and life itself are the biggest curse there ever was. When you live under Darksied's rule you are shielded from this curse, away from uncertainty, hope and disappointment. In Darksied's world, order is absolute, there are no unknowns.
Now imagine living in that world, where you know how you will live, how will you die, and the purpose of life. And then, you're thrown out into the real world with all its chaos and unpredictability, a world where even death has no meaning because you're not dying for something. It's the perfect punishment for an Apokoliptian.
why isn't mein kamph burning an evil being's hands?
Not him, but I have this doubt, I don't know much about the character and the wikis doesn't speak much, what makes Black Manta so dangerous to a man that's basically Superman lithe?
Haha, Flash's villains are so fucking weird.
The same thing that makes Batman or the Punisher dangerous.
He's smart, determined, has lots of money, sci-fi gadgets and training and is psychopath who is willing to murder the shit out of you if you get in his way. He also has a bunch of submarines and a small army of mercenaries at his disposal.
A lot of them are actually mentally ill. I mean not mentally ill in the "lol I like to stab people but you can't send me to prison" sense of Joker's rogues, but more in the sense of "I have to take large amounts of pills or I put on a circus outfit and try to rob banks with a rubber chicken".
HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD THAT LOOK ON LEX'S FACE IN THE FINAL PANEL
It's basically the look you give when someone calls what cards you have in poker
>"You wouldn't happen to be pretending you got a perfect hand, when in reality you only have a pair of Sevens, would you Lex?"
>me: "oh I wonder what he meant by th-"
>mfw Darkseid was making a joke about how he pissed himself seeing Darkseid
See, we got him figured all wrong you guys!
Guess it's true what he says about Sup...hey waitaminute...
>But little did she know that this specific green latern was into D/s thus thwarting her evil revenge plans!
Seriously though, that's kinda lewd, how come the comic authority didn't flip its shit?
Hector just a creepy lonely man.
Hell he's once agreed to help Hal in exchange for some of Hal's memories of some one-night-stand.
Hector got greedy and tried to steal from Hal's brain a few more memories, but most of them were about social times like that.
The "replenishing factor" is (if you looked at it if it were real) would be seen as a type of cancer. Uncontrolled dividing of the cells, but body wide.
Basically, he has two diseases that are nearly perfectly balanced against each other (think Mr. Burns) because comics.
>Just because "Sabertooth strung up a bunch of wires to destroy my bike and hurt me just so that he could insult me, then he flew away on a jetpack" would be something that Logan was forced to tell people
Deadpools healing factor acts as cancer actually does, uncontrolled cell division
Deadpool's "Cancer" is complete bullshit and acts more like some kind of fucking necrocis as opposed to real cancer
>Insert musical sting here
He was on a roll already, but for that alone he's taking home with the Oscar.
>You don't get to do that
Goddamn, let 'em know who's calling the shots in this bitch.
I imagine it insanely dry and mocking. Probably intentionally putting the wrong emphasis on the syllables just to make it sound more condescending.
Darkseid's voice has two only tones in my head, either speaking in basically CAPS LOCK like when he's ranting about being the tigerforce in all things, or purely insulting and condescending, which he uses for when he crashes on other people's furniture.
Does anyone have that page where Lex Luthor cures his mothers cancer and then makes gives it back to her just to prove to Superman that he could cure it if he wanted to? At least that's what i think he was doing.
Latveria is literally a superpower whose citizens send their kids out to be obnoxious in other countries because of Doom.
Why would they complain? I bet they think his weird obsession with THE ACCURSED RICHARDS is just part of him.