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I can't wait till she makes her evantual return
People will lose their collective shit.
nth for what pearlfags actually look like
>Rose and Greg were out on a stroll before their almost daily picnic
>as they spoke aimlessly about nothing in particular, Rose stopped in mid stride
>Rose: Do you hear that, Greg?
>Greg: Baby, you know my ears don't work so good no more. All those years of rocking are starting to catch up to me.
>Rose: It's like a bbbzzz bbbzzz sound. You don't hear it?
>Greg scanned the area with a worried expression
>Greg: There aren't too many things out here that buzz and don't sting the bejesus out of people. Maybe we should skidaddle.
>Rose: Nonsense! I wanna see the critter responsible for this sonata!
>Rose dove into the bushes that grew nearby
>Greg: Come on, Rose! I'm showin' too much skin to deal with bees!
>Just then, Rose popped out of the brush carrying a bee hive in his arms.
>Rose: Look, Greg! It's like a nature baby!
>Greg backed away horrified as a thousand angry bees swarmed over Rose
>Greg: Rose, put that down! Those aren't for playing with! Remember the list I made you?!
>Rose: What are you talking about, Greg? They like me!
>Rose was almost completely covered in bees at this point
>Rose: See, look! They're all giving me hugs!
>Rose laughed as the bees angrily stung at her and buzzed ever louder
>Greg: Rose, one of these days you're gonna hug something that ends up killing you, you know that right?
>Rose couldn't hear what Greg was saying over the bees at this point, but she wanted so badly to share her excitement with him
>she dove forward and gave Greg a giant sized bearhug
>Rose: See, the bees like you, too!
>Greg spent three days in the hospital. It was very touch and go.
>you will never cuddle with your gem waifu
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Does anybody want to see this green text story about Adult Steven I made?
It's the first real text story I've written and I want to hear some criticism and opinions on it.
I was just shitposting when I typed this actually makes sense because Ronaldo's problem is overconfidence and underappreciation of the feelings of others, while Lars cares desperately for what others think because he doesn't have any confidence in himself.
If they both lead up to asking her out and she says no Lars would probably have mentally braced for rejection while Ronaldo wouldn't take no for an answer because he doesn't care about what other people think of him and just wants to go along with his own narrative where he's a big charming hero
>pleb doesn't know how to use google
I don't have a gem waifu. I just like the show.
>implying the sexual harassment isnt coming from the top
Yellow diamond's debriefings are 3 hours long with only ten minutes worth of real information. Her pearl unit doesn't even walk right; you can guess why.
>Greg: Rose, one of these days you're gonna hug something that ends up killing you, you know that right?
>Adult Steven beats the ever loving shit out of Garnet, she lays on the floor, beaten and bruised with clumps of debris in her hair and glasses broken in half. And yet, she was smiling
>Garnet: “How…are you so strong now?”
>Steven: “Hehehe, well you know what they say, the best traits are hereditary, plus I had one hell of a teacher”
>Steven holds out his hand and helps Garnet to her feet using some of his healing saliva to freshen her up
>Steven: “That was some great practicing Garnet, I hope I didn’t hurt you too bad”
>Garnet: “Don’t worry about me, ugh…it takes a lot to get a fusion hurting too bad as you put it”
>Garnet puts her arms around Steven’s now muscular frame and pulled him into a tight hug
>Garnet: “However, there is one thing we need to work on”
>Steven: “Huh?, what’s that?
>Garnet goes into Steven’s ear and whispers
>Garnet: “Never let your guard down”
>With that Garnet grabbed Steven by the arm and threw him over her shoulder, making him land right on his face, Steven looks back and sees Garnet getting the rest of the debris from her hair and summons her gauntlets, garnishing another smile, Steven smiles as well and punches the crystal floor causing it to crack
>Steven: “Hahahaha! Alrighty then, round two!
There's a part two if you'd like to continue.
no, too hard.
id watch her...
ill look at it,
im basically the authority on fanfiction around here. :^)
Forsterite, the magnesium-rich variant of olivine.
Tell me you don't want a taste of this bad boy.
Here you go. Who knew she was such a
>using gemtleman and gemsona in the same post
Yeah I wanna get buff. I mean, not that really ripped buff, that doesn't look very good on girls. I wanna get that soft kind of buff, either that or get a buff gf.
Sorry if this is an odd question, but does anyone know where I can watch this in French in the United States? I'm going to be in France for a couple of months this year to see family and I always like to put on something I know already in English on in whichever language I'm going to be hearing before I travel there.
Shake that bait TOO hard, you scare the fish away.
>THUMP THUMP THUMP
>The ceiling has been shaking with booming noises peering out for hours now and Pearl was frankly, getting sick of it.
>Pearl: “UGH, honestly can’t those two practice just a little quieter!” just then her small purple friend interrupted her.
>Amethyst: “pffft, you kidding me? You really think those two juggernauts can do ANYTHING quietly?”
>Pearl: “It’s not just the noise Amethyst, I get so worried every time those two train. I mean, you know how carried away Garnet can be and Steven simply doesn’t know his own strength, I fear something bad will happen if they don’t…”
>BOOM! Pearl was cut short with what sounded like an explosion, Steven ran downstairs sweating pinballs.
>Steven: “OH GOD, I FUCKED UP!”
>Pearl: “STEVEN! How many times have I told you about using that language around me?…wait, where’s Garnet!
>Steven, red in the face put two red gems on the kitchen counter causing a collective gasp from Pearl and Amethyst
>Pearl: “STEVEN WHAT HAPPENED!?”
>Steven: “Me and Garnet were practice fighting and I used my shield to knock her against the wall, I charged at her once I had her pinned and…poof” Steven said making a poof motion with his hands
>Pearl: “THIS is exactly what I was talking about you are just to strong Steven, I mean…this is exactly like the time with Connie…*gasp*”
>Pearl clasped her mouth with her hands preventing her from saying another word, she looked at Steven, the fiery rage in his eyes were practically burning her very soul, Steven clenched his fist causing veins to become visible in his muscular arm, then without saying a word, Steven pulled out a small compartment from his pockets he opened it to reveal cigars, he pulled one out and lit it.
>Steven: “This family reunion is over, I’ll see you guys some other time…tell Garnet I’m sorry once she regenerates”
>and without another word Steven left with Cigar smoke leaving behind.
look at this pleb not already knowing the answer to this
how's it feel pleb
So do you think there will be other factions aside from Homeworld and the Crystal gems? Maybe a pro human faction? or another alien species? or possibly a group of rogue Gem space pirates?
Whose leader has a Gem eyepatch
>Jasper:"This is fucking gay."
>Lapis:"SHHH, he's about to start!"
>Steven:"You want me to do this later?"
>Lapis:"NO. Uh, hehe, no, forget her, This'll be awesome."
>Steven rocks that shit per usual
>Lapis:"That was beautiful, Steven. I loved it!"
>Jasper:"It was....alright. I guess."
>Steven:" You liked it? Want me to make one for you?"
>Jasper:"Huh? Really? WAIT, NO, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR SONGS. THIS IS DUMB."
>Steven:"I'll make ya a song, kay sugarlump?"
>Jasper:"I will end you."
>two red gems
She has four legs and she looks kind of like a horse but shes not because shes a gem and because of that she can take any form but she chooses to take the form of a horse because she really likes horses, I haven't thought of a name yet but I thought I could think about that later.
Her powers let her summon a bunch of swords and throwing stars like a ninja from naruto and her colors are purple, blue and green. She has three piercings in her right ear and she has wings that let her fly but they come from her gem and she also has a bunch of gems, I was thinking that maybe she has 10 gems with a bunch of different weapons but you only see the swords and throwing stars and wings in the image.
She has long yellow and red hair that hangs over her shoulders and can almost reach tot he floor but not really because her wings keep it off the ground and it stops right before her feet.
Thanks in advance! :3
Nah, jovial adventurer Steven. Don't you want a Captain Universe and the Crystal Gems spin-off?
Garnet mastered the piping fresh hot Gelato Beach skip in a single stream using her natural ability for future sighting. However, important Gem business keeps getting in her way of practicing the rest of the game so her PB remains pretty shitty. She will nab the WR one of these days, I believe in her.
2015 and still writers just can't let characters hook up, we have to be dragged through the mud of one sided crush until the series finale. Have her reject him if you have too, just wrap that shit up.
Cloud Connie is asking for it.
You will never be as good a parent as Garnet
>Steven closed the door of his childhood home behind him, he went down the steps stopping at the last two, the large man sat down to collect his thoughts and review what just happened. He was PISSED but also very sad, Before Steven could jump into his Hotrod he heard the noises of little feet running down the steps. >Amethyst: “Hey man, do you um….wanna talk about it?”
>Steven: “…Sure, you’re the only one I can talk to right now, with Garnet healing, Connie at work and Pearl…ugh.” Steven just hid his eyes with his hand. his cigar hanging from his mouth.
>Amethyst: “Dude, don’t stress over it, You know Pearl, she’s a total dingus she…hell, we ALL know what happened to Garnet and Connie were just stupid mistakes and accidents. I should know I’m the expert at making those”
>Steven: “I know it’s just…that thing about me being too strong…she’s right, I have problems controlling my own strength. Garnet says my strength and ferocity in battle are good things but…UGH! They have no place outside of battle. It’s the reason why me and Connie don’t practice Fencing or ANY form of battle with each other anymore."
>Amethyst nudges closer and rests her head on his muscular arm, she looks up and starts chuckling
>Steven: “heh, what’s so funny?”
>Amethyst: “Sorry it’s just weird to see you smoking cigars ya know? I mean you’re the same person that gave Lars crap about smoking Cigarettes when you were a kid!”
>Steven: “oh yeah, hahaha, hey speaking of which do you…mind not telling Connie? I promised her I’d quite.”
>Amethyst: “Give me a fat one and you got!”
>Steven and Amethyst moment was interrupted by the door opening and dainty footsteps going down the steps, Pearl was five steps above the two with tears in her eyes
>But before she could speak Steven threw the cigar into the ground and pulled Pearl into a reassuring hug
>Steven: “I forgive you”
That tickled my pickle, holy shit, hahahaha!
>tfw was working on getting /fit/ last year
>actually made some progress
>things got in the way and couldn't find the time
>now have muscle waifu
>feel like unworthy filth
No more excuses, time to get back to it
>They'll be lucky to last two years or even kiss
It almost happened.
I told myself three years ago I would get into jogging because of Emi. I still haven't.
I don't have a want to be muscular honestly. Weight lifting is good for your health however I don't wanna be /fit/
Oh shit, I just remember that scene. I thought it was just Ronaldo being a weirdo again, but then I remembered that the CGs explicitly stated that they were worried about humans getting gem tech
It's happening, /sug/ Can you feel it?
Open Book (right after marble madness), Shirt Club (47th episode on the leaked list, which doesn't always reflect the intended order), and story for steven (48th episode on the leaked list)
>Pearl just lets steven hanging from the ledge
>Steven doesn't get up and climbs it
>He meets Pearl
>Muh Rose Muh Feelings
>Everything is ok now
He should have fucking punched her in fucking gem that fucking Oyster shit.
Not even a Fucking real gem she's just a piece of shit as a character and a Mom
Does Stevenget a chance to say no?
All three parts are up what do you think!?
>Steven pulls Pearl's face closer to his
>He goes for her nose instead, suckling the tip carefully
>Pearl quivers with pleasure as Steven gives her nasal
>Pearl climaxes quickly and sloppily, her nose spewing mucus in Steven's throat
>Steven manages to swallow every bit of it
>The mucus hardens in Steven's stomach, forming a new pearl gem
>the gem replaces Rose's gem from within and forces itself in its place
>Steven mutates into a dwarfish, slow-witted Pearl replica
she told him to fuck off but he wouldn't listen. It's not her fault he's the worst gem ever created and nearly destroyed himself and his mother's legacy by being a fat little shit that can't jump.
Yeah. It's like her fan fiction came to life:
Have no friends.
Suddenly weird boy starts talking to you.
He's fucking magic.
He may or may not be important enough to have the fate of the world on his shoulders.
He totally takes her as his best friend even though she's an awkward dork.
>The tiny whale is the rapist
How dare you
i dont like the script style mixed with the greentext, and if you are going to mix them it should be dialogue is black while actions are green.
everything even remotely edgy is ruined by autists on /co/
writing about characters at different ages can be hard, but so drastically changing their character makes them feel OOC. as in steven would never be like "fuck you pearl." in the current age so it feels off at any age.
Don't you remember the whole glowstick bracelet thing and how they met? It's pretty clear all the time that they both have feelings for each other really. Steven's just really open and honest and not retarded about his feelings, so he doesn't fuck up his relationships like most cartoon characters and people
Rockutations indivijewels and gemtlemen. How's everyone's evening?
Hmmm, I wasn't trying to make Steven be all "Fuck you Pearl" that's why I had him forgive her in the end plus he basically said he was leaving with obliged, a little sourness to his speech. but thanks for the input. I'm going to heavily edit this and put it on Fanfic.net, It's gonna be the first story I upload on their and I wanted it to be good. thanks!
It's only natural that you would want the best gem, Anon
I read that as gold for some reason
Also nth for wizards
It's going to take Peridot a while to understand the basics of Earth life.
She saw that he was okay. And he couldn't face him after that. He's a gem and has already been through lots of shit, she knew climbing some vines wasn't a huge deal for him
That look she gave him when he was in mid-air was like, "just please fuck off", then she saw him falling and freaked, and when she went to the ledge she saw he saved himself
>Holodeck Connie drags Steven back into Rose's room.
>Forces Steven to reenact the entire Spirit Morph series with her
>Connie has to go in and rescue him before he loses himself.
Bonus if Connie ends up using Rose's sword in the final duel.
>/sug/ - Connie x Steven Edition
Yes. Yes please.
>he's survived several battles by now
>can instantly form a protective bubble around himself
>managed to find and access several of Rose's secrets
>has a teleporting Lion watching him
>a fall will surely kill him
>cutting off the nipple.
>mfw i already did that.
Steven has much to learn.
Shit, I didn't read that right
Looks like I'm the normie
the fact they still do these High School AU pics makes me wish they did one episode on it
Is it weird that I want to
>Peri and Lapis in the background
I want to believe
Steven's life consists of really really weird shit almost all the time. To the point where such things are normal for him.
Which basically means that normal things like school and tennis practice are strange and exciting for him.
Also he's friendly and she's a girl his age.
Nah man, we're in the breather period right now. Shit's unwinding and we're seeing Beach City settle back in after the invasion.
The Homeworld Plot won't pick up again for a while; for now we've got slice of life and world building.
Pearl was visibly horrified, but sometimes, even when you want to do something, your body won't let you do it. Especially if you're in an emotional state.
It's reasonable to guess that her body froze up, and by the time Steven was out of view, it was too late. So she just cried.
I need to find the black pearl I heard you lads were good for finding Rocks
I think they want gem stuff rather than ten year olds being awkward.
Personally I like seeing a person who actually reacts strangely to Steven's weird life, everyone else in Beach City is used to it.
perhaps Rose discovered a method of turning gems into humans, and with the implication that Amethysts and Pearls were mass produced, all of Beach City could be some weird Big O style Paradigm City of Lost Memories full of Tomato People
>No gem cuddle, never, ever
Dang life is brutal :c
>mfw that tall glass of mocca goodness comes with a straw.
I want jasper to ravish me
Someone requested this in the morning
I got bored and drew it
I thought Connie was pretty well-liked among most people.
Tumblr, why do you try so hard to disappoint me?
People with no taste, maybe?
are pearlscum still defending this or have they realized their follies caused by savage waifu degeneracy?
Got anymore crossover Connies? Pink is a good color on her.
I just kind of assumed that Greg was Italian. Makes sense considering where they live, Steven's hair, etc. Sicilians get that dark sometimes (and Neapolitans but don't say that to their faces).
>Peri and Lapis in the background
These are all so good but I'm just personally not in to Jasper at all, I wish there was another ship for Peridot. Lapidot is okay but it's just running off imagined fandom interactions
It must be awesome to be a musclegirl fag right now
bullshit! that's a 12 year old boy hanging by his teeth a mile up in space. Why do these gems have so many mental problems? just whisper the word "rose" and its all hair pulling and teeth gnashing
also, Steven is a goddamn saint. that boy is the most marysue thing I have ever seen on television. I mean, I love this show, but sometimes he is too perfect
All I want in my life is fanart of Ruby and Sapphire doing a Kamen Rider W-style Henshin/Fusion (saying "Ruby"/"Sapphire" instead of "Cyclone"/"Joker") with Garnet saying "Now count up your sins" to Jasper at the end...
>implying waifufags ever move past their waifus, and realize how silly they act
Please. If that were ever the case, Horsefucker Hoedown's containment board would be dead by now, rather than a fetishistic madhouse that just won't die.
Half fixed tumblr bullshit
So the Uncle Shitface crossover episode is airing APRIL 2, right.
So it's a joke, right? A bad april's fools....
No it's very real. It'll be funny and silly, and the kiddies watching it won't be expecting it, making it an april fools joke for them. Sugar wants to do crossovers with all the CN cartoons.
>crossovers with all the CN cartoons.
I hope that Gumball ends up being a show within the the Steven Universe setting.
Simultaneously Steven Universe is a show within the Gumball setting.
um... Steven is half Gem. so, whatever Greg is, Steven is half not-that. if Greg is white, he sure doesn't look it.
where is Beach City, anyway? I get the impression its California, given that they are celebrating New Years in jacket and sandals, and how sickeningly Progressive the show is, but I am not sure
THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY A PERIDOT THREAD
>yfw say Uncle is the episode where they save Lapis
>Jasper stays in the ocean because Jasper a shit
this is another reason why i think there will be a time skip somewhere in the series
that way they'll be old enough to properly develop a romantic relationship.
that is, of course, assuming that Rebecca "C'mon kid i'm just playing around" Sugar won't write in romance between literal kids
Thanks anon, this is some adorable shit.
Also everyone in these but Peridot seems to fall on the "good" or at least neutral alignment, redemption arc continues to be a strong possibility.
They have to
It's Steven's birthday, and the Crystal Gems unwittingly hire him to come. What happens?
>inb4 get cancelled
dumb, but he is the most patient, understanding, and precocious kid ever animated. that part where he walked in on Amythyst and Greg having a fight after watching Little Butler (I swear she was trying to seduce Greg by posing as Rose) and just explains everyone's problem was too much.
and, I could just write that off as bad writing. I mean, you come up with some complicated emotional crap, like that, its hard to go back and unwind it for the audience. sometimes you need a character to just explain stuff. But he does that A LOT.
>"oh! we will just do this!"
>"Steven! that's a bad idea!"
>everything turns out fine.
maybe Steven is some kind of Jedi prodigy. Maybe its the influence of having three very different, chaotic moms and a super chill dad. Whatever it is, that kid is uncanny
Fuck that. I am using his standard color from the show. One of you fucks can tan him.
There you go. Not my best recolor work but I really cant be assed enough to do any more.
It starts off seemingly normal and all going smoothly until
Requesting something Like this with Sadie's Mom and Mr.Smiley
When's the Crewniverse gonna stop this Steven Universe shit and give us what we really want: Season two of Koara Princess