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>What is RWBY?
It's a show produced by Roosterteeth, created and animated by the late Monty Oum of Haloid and Dead Fantasy.
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Tonight's battle: James Ironwood versus Roman Torchwick! The law has a go at a criminal mastermind
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I'm genuinely worried about them killing off Church for real in this upcoming season of RvB. He's been a pretty integral character throughout the whole series, and I think that it'd be nice to have him go at least a few seasons where he's not the center of the story/put into mortal peril, but rather just another member of the team who has to help solve problems and provide witty shit-talking.
aww yisss,but i might leave before that.please cap it anon
Quite a few, actually. Maybe not yell, be be stern with her.
But he commended her actions, which for some reason made me think he had ulterior motives. But of course M&K come out and say he's a good guy, no mystery
>do characters actually die for real?
Not as a couple, surely? I like them more as a father/daughter dynamic.
My brother from a different mother.
Neo being Roman's
mutedaugtheru is the cutest shit ever.
So long as we're all on the same page.
We're always on the same page just reading different sentences.
This reminds me of a picture where Neo or Roman is doing the pull-off-their-thumb and the rest of the team is unimpressed. Anyone know the one and have it?
reminds me of Blake for some reason.
>You go bowling with Roman and Neo.
>So far, so good.
>No one managed to really get a lead.
>Then you roll your ball.
>It crashes into the pins.
>They go flying so hard, they got knocked into some other pins.
>Roman and Neo are awestruck.
>Neo opens her mouth:
>Neo happily and silently polishing one of her bowling balls as everyone gets ready to go
>You watch getting oddly aroused at her arm movements
>She notices and her expression becomes one of disgust
>Punches a hole in said bowling ball
> Defiling Emeralds delicious chocolate skin
> Using a Thumbnail
Why you do this?
>Vanilla is for children
>Not one of the most complex flavors on the planet
I don't like vanilla Emerald either, but let's not get crazy here
She's a smug psychopath, and that's actually shown in the show
>She's a psychopath for trying to kill someone interfering with her bosses plans
She's smart and seems to have common sense is all.
Glorious mint chip master race.
Vanilla a shit.
I prefer Neapolitan. 3 Flavors in one.
We all know the fourth flavor is the best flavor.
Nothing wrong with enjoying your work, Anon.
I've got the rest of those if you want them
>Be Trap Anon
>She disarms you and pins you on the ground
>Thinks she'll humiliate you by exposing your chest
>Cuts your shirt open
>Puts hand between your legs and feels a dick
>Her face when
If that actually happened to Yang, though, she'd punch you into next year.
That's all of them
dunno why I saved this one, I don't sexualize Ruby at all...
I don't even remember spoilering that
>Re watching Red vs Blue seasons to get ready for season 13
>Episode 18 of season 6 when simmons was trying to hide the fact that he deleted the blue army file
>Squirm under her touch
>Still doesn't believe it,pulls your pants and underwear down
>Semi-erect dick flops out
>She's flustered at first
>Starts giving you a handjob
>Blade to your throat to make sure you don't run
>Cum all over her petite hands
>Wipes it off,makes you pull your pants up and drags you off
>Argues with Roman in huffs,puffs and grunts
>Convinces him to let her keep you
>Drags you back to the base
TEARS OF BLOOD
>Get back to base
>Your handcuffed to the table next to Neo who has a shit eating grin on her face
>Meeting about their next move
>She notices Cinder and Emerald undressing you with their eyes
>Grabs you close and puffs up her cheeks
>Takes one of those "Hi my name is __" stickers
>Scribbles "Property of Neo" on it and slaps it onto your chest
>"What did I do to deserve this?" You say to yourself while Roman sighs.
>Thus began your life as Neo's trap boyfriend
>Killing of Church for real
I'm not falling for that again RT
Those numerical characters in repeating order.
Turns out making cum is a lot harder than it looks
>Turns out making cum is a lot harder than it looks
yes I know. But I've gotten into the habit of referring to traps as hers. Mostly cause of the blushing one does.
I dunno about full designing. It's more of me pondering what Trap Anon would fight with to figure out how/why they can get beaten easily.
Or just trying to strike up conversation. I'm not positive on which it is.
At first I couldn't stop laughing because I never thought there would be a proper guide on how to draw cum. Then I got turned on.
I... I don't know what's happening to me. This is the first thing I thought when I saw that picture.
>You'll never be a trap
>The girls of RWBY will never mess around with you
Alright guys, Penny smut is up
Props to Blitz for drawing Penny's nurses outfit.
>Yang's been paying you more attention lately
>Attracted Raven's interest
>After Yang has her way, Raven pulls you through a portal and ties you down
>"I'm hurt that she'd keep you a secret. Don't worry, I'll treat you right."
>Far in the distance, an annoyed yell could be heard
>HOLY FUCK IS HER VAGINA VIBRATING!?
For fuck sake man, i was drinking something when I read that.
CAN WE GO DEEPER?!
This is beginning to sound like a sex thing, and I don't like it.
Saved... for later
Kuma pls go
Why aren't there more of these 2 doing silly shit like this? Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees the potential for many laughs with these 2
I never said anything about not liking Kuma, hell I've been nerdgasming over her stuff for a year now
Obviously she noticed an anomaly in blakes shorts when they met that contradicted her pre established parameters related to female anatomy which caused her to question if Blake was a guy. After seeing the
>not having the 'c' crossed out with the'b' next to it.
8/10. So close.
>Changing in one flesh light for another
Oh no, I just don't want anyone insulting best boy.
So's she can fuck the Schnee.
Look at this barely contained lust.
Look at her crotch area
What's wrong, why can't you accept her the way she is?
>Nora doing the potty dance
...madre di dios
I can never look at that scene the same way ever again.
Yeah, I don't know what they did with her knees
Where's the epilogue where she leaves her Vagina in anon's sink
If i'm going to do an epilogue it's going to be Anon searching the drawer for something, feel something odd, and pull out her attachable dick while Penny walks about behind Anon and wraps her arms around them and says "I'm getting my doctorate in proctology. Care to help?"
Anything else would be pure blasphemy
hold her hand?
Well, it'd probably be pretty funny. A bunch of people around here'd be upset, and the tumblr crowd would also find a way to be upset.
> Everyone's impressed with the good condition Ruby keeps Crescent Rose in
> Wants to know how she does it, but she won't tell
> Offers to perform maintenance if they let Ruby take them back with her
> One by one, she fawns over the other weapons (always compared infavorably to C.R., of course)
> Applies Rube Lube to them each in turn
>Nora wakes up, hazy, vision blurred and her mouth tasting of blood. She tries to sit up, but a hand on her chest and a pain in her stomach prevent her from doing so.
"Take it easy Nora, you got hit hard." Jaune says to her in a relaxed tone.
>"Wha-what happened?" Nora was trying to assess the situation, but with no real success. She must have hit her head too.
"What's the last thing you remember?" Jaune asks.
>"I...was patrolling with Ren outside the ruins, watching for the White Fang to make their next shipment. Then, you gave us...a call? On the headset and, I don't remember after that."
"A bomb was set off behind a wall that you two were passing, and the debris knocked you out. Ren too, but he wasn't next to the wall like you were, so his injuries aren't as severe. We have a feeling the bomb was meant to blow up directly next to you, but it looks like they screwed up. Lucky us."
Nora wasn't feeling lucky right now. In fact, she felt like hell.
>"Right, real lucky. Uh...how bad is it?"
"You got some broken ribs and a serious concussion, and some nasty bruises, but you should be alright. A ship's gonna be sent to pick you and Ren up for further medical treatment, and team RWBY is going to be dropped off to assist Pyrrha and I finish the mission."
>"Right, that would make sense. I get to see my bestest friends! Yay! Ow!" Nora starts coughing, and that doesn't help anything.
"Take it easy and rest for now, but don't sleep just yet. You just woke up, and we're happy to see you're okay."
Hey everyone, how be the thread?
Thread's been good. Started with thieves, had some puns, we changed blood to semen, and there's an edit of an edit of a picture.
If you continue this, please don't have Ren actually be dead.
Jenkins doesn't seem like a character that's going to stick around, so no. But maybe he'll get over his beta long enough to give her a happy goodbye.
Unless you were talking about Donut. Then yes.
Nah, just a tidbit of a thing my head's been bouncing around. I was gonna write it with Yang and team RWBY, but for some reason it fit better with Nora. I guess cuz I just see Yang taking a bomb and then getting it up like it was nothing.
Not bad IT, I liked it. It was sweet until it was lusty, and then it was all bad for Rubes. Personally, I liked the sweet awkwardness between the two more than the drunken lust, but was still worth the read.
>All the skills of Tex without the bad luck
>Someone mentions that he looked just like Tex
>He remembers Tex
>Best girl comes back from the dead
well thanks. Also, just in case you're wondering. It doesn't work on people with strong will and can't make a person do something they would never even consider. So no having Ruby kill Yang
Did you catch the fic that spawned it?
There's more in the works as well
So it would be easy to convince Yang to get drunk a night before an exam, be next to impossible to get Blake to hold Zwei
Not a RWBY heist op but had an idea bouncing around. Want to gauge some intrest.
You really think that? We'll talk about RvB for a couple hours before going back to waifus like last year each week
He's an incompetent bafoon set on getting one of the 4 soldiers in his squad killed with poor tactical and strategic thinking and a poor choice of weapon. Despite being a soldier in the war and attaining the rank of Sargent he was still put in a canyon with the sim troops because he's not good enough for a real war.
Yes. I hate sarge.
I did indeed.
Say, who which one of us writefags wrote the one about Weiss having a doppelganger? That one was good and I'd like to see more of it.
>Balance between etc., etc.
Is Wednesday special for some reason?
And where is the lovely Lambency? She working on something at the moment?
Can't say I look forward to that. I don't care about RvB. I'll be less motivated to come to this thread.
>All Caboose wanted was for church to be his friend
>Just before Church/epsilon goes into the memory unit in season 8 he calls Caboose "buddy"
Well the smut wasn't really the reason I liked it, however, this idea intrigues me.
Okay, my quota for shitposting has been filled.
No, I haven't.
I've been working on personal projects lately, so I'm not going to have a whole lot to contribute story-wise unless it's off the cuff. Although I am writing something related to IT's Weisspire.
>Halfway through the Heist sequel sequel
expect something done in the next week
Personally I want to see Felix get killed by his employers and Locus. He's pretty much just a liability at this point and fucked up all their carefully laid plans with his big mouth.
BB just can't deal with "muh White Rose" not being given a happy ending where they live in yuri love forever.
I really really want Tucker to beat Felix but then spare him saying he's not worth it and he's already proven himself and all that cliche jazz
>BB just can't deal with "muh White Rose" not being given a happy ending where they live in yuri love forever.
>I really really want Tucker to beat Felix but then spare him saying he's not worth it and he's already proven himself and all that cliche jazz
Followed by Felix throwing away his second chance by attacking Tucker while his back is turned and getting killed?
Sometimes stories have surprises and twists at the end. It happens.
>"No, no! What are you doing? Don't lift with your legs, your back's the strongest muscle in your body!"
>"And look man, your knees aren't even locked! How do you expect to stand up straight?"
>"Come on, put your groin into it! And stop exhaling on every lift! The goal is to hold your breath as long as possible. Under stress, your body produces all the oxygen it needs!"
Yeah, I don't think so.
I didn't really feel as though it was a twist, but that might have been me. Particularly since the foreshadowing (which was nice btw), was pretty heavy.
IE: Pale, cold skin of Weiss, focusing on the blood of the steak, "I want to devour you."
The story was pretty appearent to where it was heading. I was just happy it didn't end with Weiss literally consuming Ruby.
Hm...since we have all this supernatural stuff going around, it might inspire me to stop being lazy and write something longer than 2 posts. Maybe a Ruby Werewolf Hunter thing?
Could someone please posts the caps and/or links of these? I want to know more!
So how the hell is Carolina even still around in season 10? It was said that York was still presumably because of his healing unit, but what is Carolina's excuse for being around for what is believed to be 100's of years after free lancer started. For that matter, how is the director, who Alpha/Church is based on, still around at that point to? Was it really just a couple of years instead? did cryostasis have something to do with it? seriously, what kind of plot hole is this shit?
Here's the first heist by Bear anon. I don't have a copy of the second.
Sweet, you got the foreshadowing as well
>The Freelancer arc happens no later than Halo 2
But the freelancers have been around since Halo 1.
Tex and Wyoming both should up in the first two seasons, pre bomb, and Florida/Flowers showed up in season 3 when church went back in time, which would mean pre season 1, which would be pre halo 2.
Do you think a door can stop me? Did you think there'd be a respite? Now then, where shall we begin...