Gem High Edition
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What trope episode do you want SU to tackle most?
I love me some Grim Dark Future when the protagonist is either dead or removed from the timeline.
>Gems are locked away, humanity is wrecked, planet almost can't support life anymore and grizzled old space pirate Captain Connie's leading the charge against the Diamonds.
Thankfully I'm a Warrior.
Are you ready for what will surely be the greatest episode in Steven Universe history?
Who is going to kiss who first?
Remember to filter the worst tripfag of /sug/ MishaLover !!l14ghIzAV4y
Never filter the drawfriends
Always dismiss Parapinecone RIP
Always thank based Avery & based Madridista
Always thank based GEM FACT
Always praise Lord Sucrose
Never mind the shitposters
Never mind the vorefags
Engage with the lorefags
Always vote Mayor Dewey
Never mind the waifufags
Remember to WATCH OUT, CONNIE!!
Always check the archives
Never spoonfeed the newfags
Always wait for page 10
Don't eat up the image limit
you are two arms far
Anyone else thin it's weird that Ian made a Simsons post after The Return/Jailbreak?
It's almost like he's telling us something
I've got it on a simple slideshow of my favorite pictures of her, no particular design - also I'm currently on a school computer - but they make the color theme of my windows turn green and I love it
this is a hipercube.
imagine the walls are continuously "growing" from the smaller cub to the walls of the outer cube, at the same time a new cube is already in the center, growing new walls, infinitely, yet never growing outside of the outer cube.
requesting Peridork Slutalot in this pose, for any drawfag around.
Interestingly, I saw a tumblr post about this. In Mosbter Buddies,we saw Centipeedle regenerating and her gem was no where on her back, giving credence that she as a Gem eyeball.
The world is an anarchic utopia. The Gem Protectorate of Earth mobilized humanity to fend off the Diamond Authority invasion. The Diamond Authority lost and thus used their weapon of last resort to leave Earth uninhabitable to gems. Rose contained the storm in the Geode, but all but her closest friends were left uncorrupted. Gem influence on humanity receded and the centralization of authority evolved into a despotic empire. Humanity eventually revolted but was left with a deep cultural distrust of authority and power.
You can read it all on my blog.
Why does that hand-ship had Oxygen? I mean, Gems don't use it, and as far as we know the Gems are the only ones using them.
What about Garnet? Her gems are on her hands.
oh here we are. Maybe that is the case.
if there is one... it will likely be a tail. Or effectively a "tramp stamp"
>implying 5e amounts to anything
>has a squire
Stay pleb Pally
more evidence to support the hyper cube hypothesis.
Gems don't need to breathe, but sound doesn't travel in a vacuum so you can't talk to one another without air.
Also we know gems don't need to breathe, but we hear them gasp and pant a lot so it's probably easier to get by if you can breathe.
I've never watched this cartoon before, but I've seen pictures before and I think this girl looks cute so I attempted to 3D model her head. Is she as sweet as she looks?
I wish I were better at modeling characters.
Well, either Stephen can live without oxygen (which would make sense give his adventure into space with Pearl), or they had oxygen flood the ship so Stephen could survive the trip to the Gem homeworld.
Also, Gem homeworld must have a similar element makeup to earth, since they call each other by the same names humans call actual gems.
Send the hair as a TF2 hat. You'll be rich.
> Sorcerers and Wizards have clear differences. One having fewer but huger spells (Sorc gets Metamagic), the other being a magical swiss army knife (wizards get higher spell selection)
> Paladins not lawful stupid anymore, instead follow an oath path.
> Dual wielding is far more feasible now than it was in 3.5, albeit rangers, fighters, monks, and rogues will be better at it due to class features.
> no more feat taxes. Feats are there but fewer and less necessary.
> CoDzilla got nerfed thanks to how buffs were changed (a lot fewer stack)
I could go on, but see for yourself.
>Not relying on human will and the power beating ANYTHING by hitting it hard enough
This is still my favorite Jasper picture. Goddamn it it is good
If there was a gem based on petrified wood, do you think it's gem would be over the
So let's compare it to Pathfinder
>1: Both systems are still D20-systems. They're equally "old."
>2: Make Archetypes less impactful, meaningful, and diverse. This is somehow better?
>3: Pretend "low magic" hasn't always been an option. Continue to cut options and diversity.
>4: I heard players HATE leveling up and growing. Also, pretending the 'Slow' XP track doesn't exist.
>5: Pretend GMs can't limit player options. Again, Less options = more good, somehow?
>6: Pathfinder has a Hero Points system, allowing the GM to award Roleplaying with a mechanical bonus. 5th edition has an inspiration point system... allowing the GM to award RP with a mechanical bonus. :l
>7: Backstories: A compelling new element to the RP world. If you're into that stuff
I kind of am
>8: Remove depth, options and choices from races. This makes them better, again, somehow mysteriously.
>Preview of DnD 6th edition: Human only, no leveling up, no magic items
While I like the art and the concept is amusing...what the hell is with the fad of changing characters personality completely? Unless it's not the character they like, but the design? I don't know...
>Ronaldo and Peridot become Mulder and Scully
So this is fusion power, huh? Not bad... Not bad at all...
Steven and Jasper make the best "mama bear and cub" duo
reminder that you will never get to hold you waifu
reminder that the only way you will ever be with your waifu is to make a tulpa
reminder that tulpa's rarely turn out the way you want
reminder that you will never have your waifu
Oooh, interesting. If I had to have guessed, I would've said that she's as sweet and naive as Starfire from Teen Titans. Is she the good kind of insane?
Haha, I bet.
Jasper keeps mixing up "cub" with "bitch".
>she will never fight to protect your smile
>all this d&d talk
This is /co/, right? Have a Jasper in a pretty dress.
>implying gems would play wow with you faggots
>implying they wouldn't laugh at you for wasting your pathetically short lives
stop projecting "GAMER GRILL XD" onto peridot, she is becoming worse than pearl because of it
Which is best?
Basically, it's an imaginary friend that you create via meditation that becomes so real that you can actually see it, hear it, and in some cases, feel it. However, it takes a lot of time and effort to create one.
>I mean, Gems don't use it, and as far as we know the Gems are the only ones using them.
Wait, I thought in the episode with Lion Pearl told steven that gems DO need oxygen? Or was she just saying that Steven needs oxygen?
In any case, air probably got in the ship when they landed on earth and opened the ship.
>STOP DRAWING THINGS THAT DONT HAPPEN IN THE SHOW
Stop being boring
>there will be at least a dozen connie episodes before we get another episode featuring jasper
life's not fair
No, please don't. We don't want them there either.
And there is nothing you can do to stop it.
don't remind me. I just want her to come back and be a semi-regular character.
Trapiche emeralds are formed during a beryl crystal’s growth. Black carbon impurities fill in at the emerald crystal junction which forms a radial pattern with a six-pointed star effect. In some trapiche emeralds, inclusions consisting of albite, quartz, and a carbonaceous material (what some have referred to as lutite) outline a hexagonal beryl core, and they extend from it in spokes that divide the surrounding emerald material into six trapezoidal sectors.
its getting there.
peri is just flavor of the month, and everyone likes spamming and making memes like gamer girl peridot and canada peridot.
wasting all that talent and time when they could be used instead on lewds
>it's a connie episode
>it's a fuckin' townie episode
>least favorite interpretation of your favorite character
>Jasper will never be a CG and thus will only be seen in one or two episodes a season
only one more, just because I forgot to give her a tongue.
>GUYS ITS A MEME, THEY DONT ACTUALLY LIKE IT, THEY ONLY DRAW IT BECAUSE IT'S A MEME
She likes it when Steven struggles.
I always imagined Peri as a disgruntled office worker who got caught up in a mess beyond her pay grade. On a related note, can someone make this with Peridot? Thanks.
The show needs more Connie.
Waifu lovers gonna hate.
>mfw shadman charges $200 for a character
>+$50 for background
>mfw incase probably charges more
>mfw we will never have quality stevonnie dickgirl lewds
>Oooh, interesting. If I had to have guessed, I would've said that she's as sweet and naive as Starfire from Teen Titans. Is she the good kind of insane?
Well... It depends.
>Look up episode listing on wikipedia
>"Reformed" Steven, Amethyst and Garnet chase after a monster who has been loose in the Temple.
>YFW it's centipeedle
Here's some strangely specific feels I just had.
>Steven Universe will never be a British show
>Beach City will never be a seaside town somewhere in Dorset
>Amethyst will never have a cheeky Geordie drawl
>Pearl will never have a pompous Bucks accent
>Peridot will never sound like a snarky Bristolian
>The Gems will never go down to Chipman's and buy chip bits
>Bill Dewey MP will never be involved in the parliamentary expenses scandal
>Peridot will never crash land in Scotland
>Rebecca Sugar will never kickstart the British TV animation industry back to life again
>$200 FOR ONE CHARACTER ALONE
If you think Stevonnie covered in piercings with grossly poor anatomy is "quality", I think it's worth the price.
Seriously? 200 dollars? There's no way that can be right. He doesn't do flash, right? He just draws? What kinda fuckhead would pay that much for his work?
that sounds like a severe case of shit taste
then how much does he charge? and no, but they are the two that i think of when i think about dickgirl art.
misha doesn't even do anything particularly bad, he just has bad taste in everything
except uncle grandpa, that's right-on. i'd take 100 mishas over disgusting idiots like daterape and para.
>Steven, Amethyst, and Garnet
I can't think of a good British Female VA in to exist in the last ten years
>Who does this fool think he is?
>He's beneath me!
>I'll show him
>I'll show them all!
>I'll destroy everything. Everything!
>I'll reduce this place to ashes!
Nah son, I'm more excited about that Greg x Rose episode.
I love Jasper and Amy together. They're adorable.
How is a pierced asshole ok, but a few missing extremities disgusting?
Steven already ate her, thinking she was a peppermint
What ever helps you sleep at night next to your Pearl body pillow.
It might look cool but It's not "pearl".
I like the artist a lot and they did great interpretations of the other gems, they just decided to make Pearl an androgynous ganondorf clone.
I personally don't know what to think about amputees
I'm neither disgusted or aroused
Ug's fanbase is pretty chill because not too many people who aren't kids give that much of a fuck about UG, which greatly reduces the likelihood of cancerous assholes showing up