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This is the good thread. That other OP can go to hell. Also, posting Perislut.
All you wanna do...
Is see me turn into...
Hey drawfags, draw this:
Sapphire and Ruby during too many birthdays:
>"Ruby! What do we do, he keeps aging!"
>"Calm down baby, I got this"
>Garnet starts shaking Steven
>Pearl and Amethyst: "GARNET STOP!"
>"RUBY WHAT THE FUCK"
>"I thought...violence would be the answer"
From the end of the last thread
>Older Steven goes to a reunion rave
>Garnet and Amethyst on mission
>Pearl stays to clean up the house
>Steven comes home
>"HRUUHG, oh hey Pearl"
>After a close inspection, Pearl realized Steven is on some sort of a drug
what happens next?
thank you, Rebecca Sugar
and thank you, anons
Hey guys I found this lewd photo of Amethyst and Rose.
The gems helped found America so it's only proper
someone with actual skills please improve on this
What is your favorite gem and why? Like not just "Pearl is best gem!", but the reasons why you favor one over another.
I like Amythyst. I always like the louder aggressive types, and how she has a tendency towards failure due to her act first thing later way of doing things. The dirty dancing, the shape shifting, the generally being fun. Love it.
Plus those proportions. God damn.
>tfw Homeworld Gems will never stop shitposting in my general.
>Stevonnie as a dick girl?
>implying Stevonnie having a dick isn't canon
I love pearl because how cute hse is, how she doesn't care about humans but loves steven with all his hearth and want to teach him everything about gems
still I'm pretty sure she only loves steven because he is rose, if no, she would hate him
what does Stevonnie's precum taste-like, /sug/? I'm betting fry-bits and curry
I like Amy because of her
WHY IS THIS JASPER SO FUCKING HOT
Well, Garnet feels protective and motherly towards Steven.
Amythyst treats him like a good friend and has been known to like other humans.
I can see Pearl being good to Steven for selfish reasons if only to differentiate her from the others.
Actually, Cat Amethyst could do any of these and I'd be happy.
Yeah, that's why I garnet is my second, she is really motherly towards steven, but I don't know, for some reason I love more pearl
also, yes, I'm pretty sure she is just a selfish bitch
was the full version of this picture ever finished?
Okay, I'm normally tolerant of lewds and r34, but that shit is fucking vile.
Goddammit, it's the only piece of garbage filth that's ever managed to rustle me to this degree.
All Jasper makes me want to do is grow my hair longer.
But can they vote?
>Pearl voted for mayor Dewey based on his platform of erecting fences throughout the town
>Garnet voted for the other guy and is still salty about his loss which is why she refused to help him during the blackout
Can someone draw Peridot being kept in a pit by Ronaldo, and he's lowering down down a basket full of eggs. Like Buffalo Bill and his lotion.
She makes me want to destroy a nation and then fuck someone on top of its corpse
If you're going to go go all the way
>not living in a purple state
Fuck everywhere that isn't Ohio!
It's kinda hard to pick a favorite. I like them all as characters for different reasons, but that's kind of different.
I like how mature Garnet it tends to be, but how at the same time she's clearly still growing as a person--compare her treatment of Steven early to recently; she's much more conscious of how she needs to interact with others, and not just make orders and expect them to be followed--she is the one that actually thanks Greg for decoding Lapis's message, after all, and she's also become the best parent figure that Steven has among the gems.
Pearl's character arc is really well-written, and while people hyper-focus on how she didn't climb down to help Steven in Rose's Scabbard, that's not a sign of her not caring about him, but rather just how messed up she really is underneath that exterior. She cares about him, and is doing her best it's just... there's a lot that she's not able to deal with emotionally. I look forward to seeing where they go with her.
Amethyst, I'll admit her story doesn't resonate with me as much as the others. I can recognize it's written well, because this is SU, but I guess I just wasn't really that kind of teenager.
Yuzhvol zhimke, YUZHVOL ZHIMKE
I don't know the first thing about how Polish is spelled, so that's almost assuredly wrong.
WHAT IS THIS WHOLE EGG THING
I'm a stevenbomb newfag and I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>mfw all fusions
have multiple sets of genitalia
Imagine the Musk.
She doesn't have a nose so she can't smell herself. She would smell like wet dog
What do you think Ruby and Sapphire were saying to themselves during this scene?
I forgot about the monstrous mouth thing.
The Garnet X Amythyst fusion was kinda monstrous too.
More gems in a fusion = becoming more and more of a monster?
Pearl writes in Rose Quartz every election for every position
Amethyst goes to the polls just to get into arguments
Garnet tries to vote for who she thinks would be best for the humans but always rips the ballot on accident
>Earth blown up
>only Connie and Pearl survive
>Pearl drowns her sorrows in gem booze
>the two of them travel the galaxy
I don't know about that, Malachite was just 2 gems, and it was way more monstrous than Sugilite who was 3 whole gems.
it was a /v/ thread about what you'd do if you found a girl passed out drunk
those are gloves my friends
i just want a cute fat gf who cosplays amethyst
You were posting Jasper and Peridot so I was just posting another relevant img
Don't question it nigga
>That little tiny "i beb famly hahend" next to cookie cat
Nice attention to detail
tfw thought they were going to have to kiss
How long until there's a SU thread simulator
what should the music be?
>announcing that you're a godless stevenbomb immigrant
There is no cream on earth to soothe that hurt
you didn't get the memo? all pictures are read from right to left now
>all these filthy Jasper Fags
She wouldn't even take a shower and good luck persuading her to take one She's stronger than you
>Had to stop watching Steven universe
>Did so because you know that you'll never meet someone like Amythyst
>And if you did, she would never care about you
I feel pathetic. She's my damned dream woman in every way.
I THINK I MADE A BIG GODDAMN MISTAKE
Is that an attempt at a comeback or is she legitimately that dense?
I'm going to finish those fics tonight /sug/. I promise.
None of the gems take showers, Opal. Why are you being retarded?
Honestly? It's probably expected, but I can't help but love Garnet.
I can't really explain that well why she's my favorite, but there's just something about how she loves Steven. The other two are great and all, but I like Garnet and Stevens' interactions better. Amethyst is fun, and Pearl is loving, but Garnet is the one who would literally kill someone for hurting Steven. She's all "cool and mysterious" but every now and then a little bit of emotions leaks out and you see her for what she is. She loves her surrogate son, and I have no doubt that she would do anything for him.
She's easily the most supportive and trusting of the Crystal Gems. Amethyst is always apathetic and Pearl is always "NO WAY STEVEN TOO DANGEROUS!"
But Garnet is the one to show trust and allow to Steven to do what he wants. She sees his potential and wants him to reach it.
Sometimes it's hard for me to tell, but my favorite moments are seeing Garnet smile. Not just the big ones, but the little smirks too. She's not as stoic as people think, I bet she's just distracted because Ruby and Sapphire are too busy inside of her.
I'm really glad to see her be more talkative, I bet she's still riding that Stronger Than You high.
(This is just for the Crystal Gems, if it's for all of them, then Garnet is tied with Lapis Lazuli.)
>Wanting to tell her to take a shower
>Not getting used to it
>Hose down Jasper
>she's getting lewd about it
>bends over and demands your spray her ass
>she starts purring and snarling and tearing up the ground with her hands as the water sprays all along her glutes and thighs and washes off layers of salt and dirt, muddying up the ground around her
>she's getting even dirtier from your attempts to clean her
>stop spraying her
>she turns at you when she realizes you've stopped, and pounces
>you're thrown to the ground
>covered in mud
>'did I say you could stop, Human?'
>she drops the hose on your chest
>you start up again
>she starts roaring and snarling yesses, and her body glows
>small but soft breasts start to grow on her body, and her hands grow more bestial, like tiger paws, as she starts kneading her chest, bobbing her hips up and down, like she's riding the spray
>you start fearing for your safety as her feet start shuffling up mud, as she slowly grind herself down to your level
>she's finally on top of you, huffing and puffing, a wild look in her eyes
>'I guess you've started to figure out the bath was a ploy...'
>she slowly takes her paw and lifts your head
>'I could break you right now, you know. I killed many humans back in the good old days, you'd be a twig to me'
>she moves her hand down to your neck
>then to your shirt
>and pulls you in for a powerful, invasive, lurid, gum-excavating french kiss, Jasper violating your mouth with her tongue
>'But there was something else I liked to do with humans. The ones who did what they were told, and promised to keep secrets.'
>She starts glowing, and a collar appears on her finger
>A scary, hungry, sensual smile grows across her lips, and she starts spinning the collar on her finger
Who does she put it on? Seriously, I'm either gonna continue this as a power-bottom or a femdom thing, I want you to decide.
to be fair, it's a Futurama reference
Also, she's like, 12
They just keep getting worse each pic posted.
The fun is only beginning Greg. Lord Sucrose will only make you suffer.
Susan Egan is singing a song in SU!
>She's more knowledgeable about human anatomy than Steven
>Gems don't know shit
>Greg murders that which he fucks
>Connie has to give Steven sex ed to make sure he gets the right info.
AND THEN THEY FUCKED
Oh man, someone set up a strawpoll and/or screencap this
>>Gems don't know shit
Amy can teach him
Hurt me, Mistress Jasper.
So why haven't we had drawfags trying to draw their own ideas of what the Diamonds will look like?
You faggots made Abalon and Kidney Stone, surely you can come up with better diamonds than deviantart
>"I love the water temple!" said no one ever
>do we want a repeat of last night
What are you talking about?
This is Garnet.
And I'm never goin' down at the hands of the likes of you, because I'm so much better.
And every part of me is saying, "Go get her."
The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules.
Come at me without any of your fancy tools.
Let's go, just me and you.
Let's go, just one on two.
Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able.
Can't you see that my relationship is stable?
I can see you hate the way we intermingle,
But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single,
And you're not gonna stop what we've made together.
We are gonna stay like this forever.
If you break us apart, we'll just come back newer.
And we'll always be twice the gem that you are.
I am made
>What a cunt.
"Pearl" will suffice.
That looks like a really tasty
Jelly filled doughnut
Steven's powers seem to be activated by feelings of love and romance
A little bit of dancing activated his fusion powers, I dread to see what superweapon he could produce if he had sex
i need to start doing these commissions, /sug/ decide which one i do first
>Steven as Kiva
>Steven as Fourze
>Lapis as Wizard Water Form
>Amethyst as an Agito form
>Pearl as a ZECT Rider
>Pearl as Kikaider
>Final Form Ride Lion
>Garnet as W
>Garnet as Accel
>Wizard getting Donuts from the Big Donut
>Connie popping a wheelie on KR Black's bike.
>Greg as Stronger
>Steven Hanging out with Beast
>Steven, Crystal and Homeworld gems doing the "Henshin" Pose
>It eats the eggs in the basket, it does this whenever it's told
>Why are you doing this? I don't even have to eat! You see, I'm actually a hard-light construct projected via a multiform forcefield matri–
>TAKE THE EGGS OUTTA THE FUCKIN BASKET!!
Assuming Rose turns out to be a former Diamond (like, Red or Pink), that would probably make the Diamonds Stevens' Aunt-Sisters.
Just imagine them meeting him.
>Yellow goes all Cruella Devil and tries to act nice when she's a dick
>White turns out nice/neutral and is just surprised/happy/sad that she now has a nephew
>Blue punches him in the face, then starts running around going "SUCK IT ROSE, I WON"
>more people voted for collared Jasper
I'm more of a Lapis fag anyway.
>one of the Diamonds decide the best way to beat Steven is to do what Rose did and become a human
>essentially makes a Damien gem child, with all of Diamond's memories and powers, but all the humanoid weaknesses
Part of me wants it, the other half is like 'this would be such a stupid OC'
No, but his powers were tied to his self confidence. Anyway, so far most of his powers (bubble, healing spit, fusion) have been discovered when hanging with Connie. The closer he gets to her the more he's probably gonna find out.
Rose's meaty hand cupped pearl's delicate shoulder. "No one can know about this place. This is just between you...and me."
"I won't tell anyone, Rose! I swear it!" Pearl's eyes began to tear up in the human fashion, one of the few liquids she allowed herself to exude. "I'm so honored you chose me to keep this secret for you..."
Rose straightened up and put a hand to her hip. A sly smile flashed across her face. "There is another secret I'd share with you..." she grabbed the hem of her dress and lifted it to the side revealing a massive fat dong hanging just below her knee.
"I, I don't understand," Pearl's voice trembled in fear. "What is that...thing?"
"It is a human dong. Do you like it?"
Pearl considered for a moment, moving her hand to her chin. "I don't understand, but...on you Rose anything is beautiful. And I'll be your confidante in this as well...if you'll have me..."
The dong twitched ever so slightly. "Oh, I will have you..."
Steven's Curecock (the murdercock Greg passed to Steven mutated thanks to Rose's healing nature) causes all the corrupted gems to return to normal.
Centipeedle gets super jelly and super thankful towards Connie for fucking Steven
>grow a child
>turn into a fully formed human boy
>starts calling Steven 'cousin'
>forcefully fuses with Connie, and becomes some sort of super Diamond queen version of Connie mixed with evil child thing
God this is turning into some serious DBZ Cell Saga shit.