New episode today @ 5:30 EST!
S02E04: "Say Uncle"
>A long-lost relative of Steven's comes to town to aid him in unlocking the power of his mother's gem.
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I'm actually excited for the crossover
I mean, fuck, I'd never watch a full episode of UG, but everything I've seen seems to imply that the sense of humor of the show will play off nicely with SU's, and since he's only part of the crossover, it won't wear out its welcome immediately
Due to the fact I am not a NEET I will have to watch when I get home
>44 minutes left until you die
>tfw when only off on Mondays and Wednesdays due to college
>tfw playing through the Indigo Dungeon in Attack The Light
I am enjoying myself SO MUCH
These mechanics are so great, even if you know the typical stuff to do in an RPG you could still mess up the timing on something and get fucked over and it'd be your fault instead of some dumb shit like luck, that's so great
Garnet's laughter when she levels up
Cute or lewd?
>tfw gauntlet dungeon
>tfw giant scorpions
I no mistakes, nigga.
what part of "he's everyone's in the world uncle and grandpa" don't you understand?
he's steven's uncle and grandpa
he's greg's uncle and grandpa
he's pearl's uncle and grandpa
he's garnet's uncle and grandpa
he's amethysts's uncle and grandpa
he's his brother's (santa) uncle and grandpa
he's pizza steve's uncle and grandpa
he's mr gus' uncle and grandpa
Any game can be great if the developers give a fuck, no matter how shitty the platform. Even the virtual boy had a good game.
I can't be the only one who thinks that
SU is becoming the new /mlp/right?
They're based on them but they're more emotive in Attack the Light so there are essentially "new poses" in it. In the regular show they're usually supposed to be too far away to convey anything besides their eyes existing and that's it.
So, I was thinking: when Steven comes across Ruby in Jail Break, she looks like she's in severe discomfort. She was audibly groaning in what seemed at least severe discomfort even before he got out, and then was extremely irritable, antsy, and seemed forgetful. I know she was really worried about Sapphire, but that didn't seem the way someone would act from just worry, it was more like she was in actual pain.
So, I wondered, what could cause that? The first possibility that occurred to me is that Ruby is defective or damaged or otherwise has some sort of problem that fusing with Sapphire cures; the second that fusing with Sapphire is actually addictive and she was in some sort of withdrawal. Then it hit me.
>Blue crystal gem
>Can cause visions
>Amethyst extremely excited to fuse with Garnet/Ruby+Sapphire, Pearl also offered to
>Sugilite demonstrated high mood, energy and psychotic behaviour
Sapphire isn't actually sapphire. She's crystal meth!
I hope we don't have to get a containment board, jesus.
>he's pearl's uncle and grandpa
>he's garnet's uncle and grandpa
>he's amethysts's uncle and grandpa
nope they're aliens
>he's pizza steve's uncle and grandpa
>he's mr gus' uncle and grandpa
nope they're not human
I don't agree with your friend, I enjoyed most of the dialogue for what it is. I wasn't really expecting TF2-style hilarity. I guess it comes down to you seeing for yourself, though.
How would you feel if you were spending 24h/7 with another person you love for thousands of years in the most intimate form of relationship imaginable, and then suddenly someone took you apart? I think Ruby's state is understandable.
If some friendly Anon is gonna stream the new episode for us can they please make sure their shit works BEFORE the show airs? Thanks.
I didnt expect a thread SU on 4chan. I was in some /k/ thread and someone posted the Ruby and Sapp scene and complained about SJWs but I thought it was really sweet. Now im caught up.
Im a big faggot and I love this show more than I ever expected, hold me faggots
You're probably thinking of Live in Baghdad. I can see why you'd think it but listening to them side by side they're not really similar, Live in Baghdad has a surprisingly particular sound despite being the "token heavy metal song" on the soundtrack.
The only people who hate SU have never watched it.
Don't delude yourself. The only difference is there weren't bronies and HSG faggots. They are bad, but people like Ashton existed before and will continue to exist.
I love how all the fusions are incredibly faithful to being a mix their separate entities, like, I can totally see how Ruby and Sapphire make Garnet in terms of their personalities, and how Steveonnie has Steven's "a-huh-huh" laugh.
Since we are getting a crossover today, how hard would it be to convince some nice artists to consider some crossover art with the babysitter? I'm sure Amy would enjoy a dinner sandwich. Perhaps Pearl and the babysitter would enjoy swapping clothing, or simply fusing into the perfect sandwich making mother figure.
I actually found out about SU because I already liked homestuck
it scratches the same itch that the better acts of that story did for me, I find
The babysitter is a shit!
Now Aunt Grandma on the other hand.
I read 300 or so pages of Homestuck for this girl I was trying to get with and it's just so awful. I always heard that "it gets better" but better never came, and even if it did, I don't see how any good qualities it may have can outweigh how shitty alot of it is.
I just want to see a whore pearl sucking on a giant dick. Is that so much to ask for?
Can we count on someone to post mega link as soon as episode ends? My internet is slow as dying frozen generals back in the day. I won't be able to watch stream without it being laggy as fuck.
the really early stuff doesn't hold up, because it was all user-submitted commands at the time, because that was what his previous story had been
after several months he stopped doing that and the story gets better
Has anyone else been watching Uncle Grandpa today? I've been watching it on and off all day and I found out that it's actually pretty good. Pizza Steve is hilarious, and even though UG warps reality like it's nothing and the plots are absurd, the flow of events is sometimes reasonable and generally well paced. It's sort of like the Amazing World of Gumball.
My only complaint is that there are no waifus and Uncle Grandpa is physically painful to look at. Other than that though, I was pleasantly surprised.
"I keep seeing theories that like… Jasper is a fusion. And I’m sorry but. That’s not horrifying enough for me. Anyways, the basic facts people have are that?
Jasper has irises, like many fusion gems.
Jasper as a rock is an aggregate, or made from multiple gems.
Along with this is the theory is hte prevalent theory that Jasper is one of the successful gems made from the Kindergarten on Earth.
The kindergarten is… regarded as vaguely horrifying by the crystal gems, so it’s obviously. Unnatural in some way. In a way that normal gem creation isn’t. Think of
So, to summarize the basic assumptions for my theory:
Jasper is also a kindergarten gem.
Jasper is an aggregate (created from multiple things).
Kindergarten gems are created in a way seen as ‘unnatural’.
Now, one more assumption, something that is shown time and time again throughout the series and implied by the presence of war.
During and after the war, there were several corrupted gems. Several gems on both sides were destroyed during the war.
Now think back again to Jasper’s status as an ‘aggregate gem’.
The kindergarten essentially recycles the bodies of dead or damaged gems. Running out of gems in the war effort, they used the remains of other gems to create new soldiers.
Amethyst is described as ‘overcooked’, likely to the point that it was no longer obvious she was an aggregate."
i honestly thought it got WORSE after that
honestly hussie's a damn good wordsmith but a horrid worldbuilder imo
which is probably why i loved problem sleuth a lot because it wasn't even remotely srs
Once the show/game becomes too popular, "fandom" doesn't really mean anything. I doubt there's a fandom for all these fun little mobile games that you play for a while to kill time or for bog-standard sitcoms.
So the SU game "Attack the light" just came out.
is there a way to play it on PC?
it's too good to pass up.
I believe a number of people on the other chan's /co/ are sick of neo-/pol/'s fun police and the constant histrionic SJW whining. SU is making people go back to 4chan to find active threads (but they don't escape the SJW whining also general threads are shit).
so what happens if Steven were to have a kid with another gem?
would they both poof or just one?
whos gem would it have?
would it have both gems?
maybe it'd be like a reverse fusion, one gem that can temporarily split in two
a million times worse given that a significant chunk of otherchin's active userbase are tards still caring about yogabbagabbagate
so pretty much essjaydubya circlejerkery everywhere
>POST YFW 30 MINUTES LEFT
Well no, you aren't alone.
But you're not the majority or anything close either.
And you are wrong by the way, don't beleive the shitposter who apparently hates the general because it's not only on thursdays.
perfectly entitled to your opinion on the subject and I won't make futile attempts to force the matter
Take this nurse pearl to heal your soul anon
Yes but I think SU makes the genuine stormies cringe in disgust before they slither back into the darkness.
That or they just prefer to sit around in all the cape threads whining about SJWs. It's easier to get people to agree with them there.
I've never emulated a mobile game before.
Do I just download an emulator and an apk file to play the game?
i just found myself getting less and less interested as the plot convoluted itself
by the time storytime with cueball and the 12 whole new characters AGAIN happened i was like 'fuck it i'm out'
If it all turns out to be a dream and it's not cannon, the amount the shitposters and cunts who really wanted a shitstorm are gonna rage is gonna be glorious.
Because it's been all the talk and to see that shit just fall down would be fun.
I don't like being eaten out, also I have a dong
>has never gotten his chocolate hole licked
its really good and fun
You're probably right. Either way, it still stands that the one off character had better voice acting than any of the main cast - including Andrew W.K. this episode.
Oh godammit, I'm actually discussing UG in /sug/.
>Jasper will never help you get swole during the day
>Jasper will never destroy your pussy at night
truly, life is suffering
>Still calling Frankenstein's monster "Frankenstein"
This shouldn't bother me, but it does
Alt. History WWII repair crew or pilot gems when?
Are you guys telling me that they premiere new episodes this early in the day? I feel bad for kids today who get out of school late, I know that feeling.
Let's go back to1997 when I was a 10 year and Pokemon first became airing on TV. New episode started at 3pm and school ended at 3pm. I didn't get home until like 3:25 at the earliest and could only catch the ending of it.
They should save new episodes of programs until prime time or Saturday mornings.
Literally only tumblrite autists are not hyped for this.
> Jasper will never be real
> Jasper probably wouldn't want to be with anyone with a dick
> what's the point in life
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In less then 5 minutes we'll reach the optimal time for show deployment.
Uncle Grandpa will be released into the atmosphere ensuring complete global saturation.
I think we're behaving ourselves just fine.
And for whatever it's worth, a bunch of people WORKING ON THE SHOW are/were Homestuck fans, so it's not like there's any contagion coming here that wasn't already lurking behind the scenes.
Pleeeaaase don't let the stream fuck me over today
I have a friend from Korea who I watch western cartoons with sometimes, and she knows basically nothing about our cartoons besides what I've gone out of my way to show her
She's gotten really into SU, and I've decided that I'm deliberately not telling her what Uncle Grandpa is so when he shows up in Steven Universe for her it's with absolutely no context or rationale
I really want to see what her reaction to this character showing up out of tuck all nowhere is gonna be
Yes? Most if not all major television stations have 2 broadcasts, one on the east coast and another for the west coast that's delayed 3 hours later.
otherwise you'd get scheduling fuck ups like Adult Swim starting at 5 in the afternoon
im not ready for this, no amount of alchahol can prepare us for this crap thats about to happen on my tv screen
i regret nothing
feels good man