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>Shitty Tumblr Gemsonas
Only comments with art of their best gem will be accepted.
So did anyone else notice that this episode was pretty much telling tumblr to calm down and stop hating?
>Pearl will never learn to make a dinner sandwich for Steven.
Oh boy, you guys are still obsessing. Just like some other people I know.
I'm kidding. At least you guys are still talking about the cartoon instead of talking about yourselves.
Honestly the creepiest part is how he put other real people in there AND put words in their mouths. That shit makes me cringe harder than any self insert OC shipping ever could.
1st for Steven Universe cannon.
(fuck, i'm tired....)
>Thinks he knows everything, even when he obviously doesn't
>Harbors crippling self-hatred and insecurity
>Desperately clings to any semblance of approval
>Secretly craves the attention of the group's strongest member
>Essentially useless in comparison to the rest of the team, but everyone likes him anyways
>The best character on the show
Pizza Steve is Pearl.
Gems don't have Uncles, Grandpas, or Uncle Grandpas. They're grown, carved and faceted. (What Rose Quartz did was eldritch and bizarre).
But Steven is a little boy, who had a mom and has a dad, so he has a grandpa and maybe an uncle and definitely an uncle grandpa!
And you have an uncle grandpa too!
how the fuck did I miss this the first time i viewed this episode?
what is your opinion on the crossover /co/?
i thought it was kinda funny, but im glad it isnt cannon
Then the argument that the April Fools after the not canon line nullifies it does not apply either.
Either way you've got no argument. It either counts and he states it's non canon or it doesn't and Uncle Grandpa states it's not canon. Take your pick.
>useless in comparison to the rest of the team
>The best character on the show
>not Steven Jr.
Not now, Otaconnie. Tell me how to destroy Metal Gem!
I had quite a good chuckle and it was a nice uplifting experience after a rough day.
Thought I was going to be more annoyed by UG, but I actually somewhat liked him. Pizza Steve can go burn though
i fucking love that they are making fun of gemsonas
also, is tumblr mad at this ep? ive been hearing that they were
I can tell the artist of these pictures is the unshaven dude. I hope to hell that Pearl in these pictures is a stand-in for his real girlfriend who likes these cartoons, and isn't just him wishing really hard.
Oh man, it is hilarious
>yfw /sug/ dreaded this at first but actually got around to accepting it
But what happens when Gusite and Peridot fuse?
We've already seen when Amy and Pizza Steve fuse.
Attack the Light question- do buffs or debuffs stack? I want to penetrate the giant scorpion armor, best I can do is Garnet tremor and throw Pearl's spears
Just beat the indigo boss and going for that treasure area after it
If you got mad at the crossover, chances are you're exactly the kind of faggot it was poking fun at and I hope you DO drop the show altogether and go fuck off somewhere else.
It still is funny. Especially when the parent disciplines the child. Like what Rebecca did to Dumblr.
Which one bit him? Was it Amy? Was it just a dirty wrestling move, or did Pizza Steve not really slate her appetite?
Except it isn't a child at Wal-Mart -- it's an adult, crying onstage at a venue where literally thousands of people were invited to see this person onstage.
What you mistake for amused chuckles is actually my nervous laughter.
Gemsus Christ. I was hoping maternal Pearl would lower the /ss/ levels, but they are going up!
Not even Greg's hyperweapon can satisfy her.
No that's fanon Jade and Connie turns her nose up at shipping faggots who think that's what Jade is really like.
Canon Jade does SCIENCE and is a WITCH and has an UNFAMILIAR FAMILIAR in Bec and even though a bunch of weird shit keeps happening to her she finds a way to make the most of it and keep a cheery attitude.
>doing anything but raising it
You might as well appeal against a thunderstorm
Steven get the fuck off 4chan!
Don't think I won't fight you in real life, faggot!
Yo /sug/, whats the best song in su. I think its this.
based on the fact that its been stuck in my head since you guys posted it.
>Look down at the bowl
>Eat a couple of spoonfuls
>Look at the screen
>30 new post
Fucking slow it down
Why the fuck are you bleating like a sheep?!
No, he can get the emotional bits right, but he doesn't understand when the plot happens. You're over-exaggerating Jade's preoccupation with Dave by a lot because you skip out on all the times when she's not preoccupied with him, ie, when she's being a plot device, ie, 90% of her screentime.
Pearl should really appreciate Uncle Grandpa's appeal to symmetry by appear twice in their huddle, both cylindrical symmetry and bilateral symmetry.
Yo... just saw the crossover and... I'm confused.
It was announced canon, so cannonically UG announced it was non canon?
>Sinking Lars & Sadie's ship
This whole episodes was GOAT
RIP Pizza Steve
This is the one for me. And not only because of feels. It's just a pretty song.
I like the drum set and piano combo.
>AHAHAHA SUCK IT STRAIGHT WHITE CIS PEOPLE SU BELONGS TO THE LGBTOMGWTFBBQ COMMUNITY U MAD
>Wahhhh, how DARE they make fun of tumblr or refuse to triple-sanitize their humor? This is literally rape and now I hate the show and everything about it.
I hope the show ends up causing more shattered anuses further down the line; this is great.
I kinda wish the fusion mechanic in AtL was fleshed out more, like, depending on which of the gems had enough Harmony, that's what fusion would take place
Then again, I don't think they could have done that since we don't have a Garnet/ Pearl fusion yet
I don't understand. Were the writers foreshadowing that SadiexLars would never happen or were they saying it would happen by "sinking their ship" right after saying April Fools?
>It was the letter Y.
The gag works on a few levels. Not deep levels, but a few of them nonetheless.
Would Steven be too stupid to understand that Dave and Davesprite are different people, also? That's what I want to know. I mean, he's a shipper, but is he a fulltard shipper who thinks Jade being attracted to one means everything with him carries over to the other?
No, actually, Steven might be the most sympathetic to the idea that those Daves are different from each other. I mean, with all those other Gems asking if he's Rose and if he's got her memories, he's got to be feeling a similar sort of identity crisis he could relate to.
Anyway people who could only name "who this person is attracted to" as a character's only personality trait are morons.
I really wish you'd quit clogging the tubes. This is why Comcast wants to blow up the internet.
but this cartoon isn't a, "ooh so random and episode based jokes" show. It's a story being told, like a book, but for your eyes. Last time i checked, when you tell a long story you want it to have depth or it'll suck
>New CN City
God, I can only hope so. Those were the best.
You think she'd pull in any of the old shows that were on Cartoon Network too? I mean, we all know she was a....fan of Ed, Edd n' Eddy.
The fuck's with the Steven Universe universe? Is the United States of America still functioning, or does the government not give a shit about these magical aliens in Beach City?
I mean, uh....good morning.
The episode is as canon as you want it to be. Only "lasting impact" it had on the SU universe is that now Steven knows his shield summoning is linked to his emotions.
That aside, the episode was great, I'm glad it tried to take SU's more... "hardcore" fans down a notch.
The gems have been around for millenniums. The USA exists but they consider gems to just be a background thing. They're an inherit part of the world because they've been around for so long, so why bother?
>Is he even tumbrl's Uncle and Grandpa?
Yes. This episode was his attempt at reaching out to them with the final message. But alas. Sometimes his kids grow up to become Aunt Grandmas.
Could be getting it soon. @14:40 of this video http://youtu.be/_iYxBB2K4YQ , the song they play sounds a lot like something for a Pearl/Garnet fusion. And it's supposed to play during 'Story for Steven' which is next weeks episode.
This kind of episodes make me so happy because something like this can only happen in cartoons.
Hurrah for the medium!
10 out of fucking 10
I'm looking for a transparency of Steven's face here
She was asking for a vet, because those Pythons are SICK
Magical rock people have been on this planet for millennia. They're not trying to hurt anyone, the home world gems were stopped long before modern society developed. They're little more than a curiosity at this point.
CG stops everything bad that happened to human history. Nazis, communists, muslims, 9/11, irak invasion, etc cetera.
Without all the history calamities, USA is just some country like Belgium or Sweden.
Steven doesn't seem to value having money, even though he has possessed it. His skills are unknown and inexplicable, since he manages to charge $5 for melons, yet walk away with nothing but a stack of $2 bills.
they said it wasn't actually cannon
do you know what an april fool is?
do you understand the basic idea of a prank/joke?
Can I just go get Peridot instead?
>I don't know anything about this.
>It's nice on its face value.
>Why is everyone pissy about this?
>Don't care enough to read further into it.
You guys should relax and enjoy cartoon stuff.
Because secretly he's
very insecure to the point of crying when he thinks he's aloneSO AWESOME
Does this mean that Crying Breakfast Friends is Steven Universe's equivalent of Steven Universe?
nonononono. there'sssss no way we're sssnake people. no way. We just love masssive Pythonss. Ronaldo is wrong
Oh /pol/, you rascal!
It seems like a pointless thing to say, but just imagine the weird theories that would pop up if he didn't say anything about his age, while showing knowledgeably about the whole Roselution.
well have i got the thing for you anon
i have no hairy ones, because I personally don't roll that way very much, but they are awesome aren't they
German claims on France are legitimate. They're the same people with different languages. But democracy ruined everything. Now none of the peasant idiots know nobility lines anymore.
Go away Satan, you have no place here.
Boy I've got you covered. Well, I'll only post a couple so I don't shit up the image limit.
>mfw the whole crossover
It’s canon unless you can’t handle it being canon, then it's not canon
C'me on, don't be such a pussy /sug/
The episode was okay.
Whether or not it was canon would have no bearing on it affecting anything. If the episode was canon, the story still makes sense. If it wasn't canon, it makes sense.
You are all fucking morons. It doesn't matter.
Pic related, it's the average /co/cklover participating in this pointless discussion.
why do i even come here, you guys suck
that's not saying i don't find these
I was just sharing a picture, go use it when needed.
Ivan what are you doing?
Speaking of Watermarks, can someone edit this one out?
How about I report you, huh.
"Well the crossover was horribly god-awful.
It was boring as hell, far too fast-passed to even set up investment in the episode to start with, and gross in a couple ways.
First off, yet another “man dressed as a woman LOL!” joke in the form of Uncle Grandpa appearing magically in a large clam, dressed as Steven’s mother (of all things), and simultaneously being beside Steven, buried in sand shaped like a mermaid. This is literally something people were calling out in Uncle Grandpa and said they didn’t want to see again, and it happened anyway despite (often condescending) insistence that “everything will be fine” by those who worked on it.
I’m quite honestly pissed off at this beyond the transmisogyny bullshit because Rose is such an emotionally invested person for our heroes. Amethyst morphs into her out of angry and jealousy to cause extreme distress to Greg and Steven, protecting Rose’s interests, treasures, image, and past is so important to Pearl that perceived failure makes her cry, Steven is at a loss for words when he encounters his mother’s lingering memory, Garnet is beyond close to Steven over her understanding of Rose’s love because of her own relationship with love, etc etc. So I see this as an enormous insult."
Of course. The entire concept is just Steven Universe poking fun at itself ("I don't remember cartoons being this sad when I was a kid"). Even Peridot recognizes it as the Crystal Gem's bizarre insignia.
It was oddly specific but I'm more inclined to chalk that up to his nerves at the moment rather than evidence of a second home world invasion.
You must continue to do more
I JUST REALIZED, ALL THE PLACES STEVEN MENTIONED IN LIGHT CANNON HAVE APEARED
>Clam at the bottom of the ocean
Uncle G appearing in the beginning of Say Uncle
Pls no. Pedophilia is wrong. Just do lesbo shit.
Please do us the favor to not copy paste their shitty opinions here.
Their tears are much too salty
Oh tumblr, what WON'T you get offended by?