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What gems are there no preg art of?
Am I forgetting anyone? Is there any preg art of the humans, like Connie
6th for lapis
I want to squat around a campfire while listening to this
I dunno, I looked pretty hard. Are you sure you aren't just pulling my leg? Characters like Connie's mom or Ruby/Sapphire hardly has any lewds, much less /d/ tier lewds.
It's a preggo Peridot, but it's nude, here is a link.
Is that why Pearl blushes at everything Steven does, is always hugging him, is always hanging out with him, etc.? Is that why she wanted Connie to immediately defuse with Steven and has not talked to her kindly since?
>been playing Attack the Light on the big screen
I love the simple look of this game, honestly. I haven't gotten too far in the story, just been leveling up the gems. Do y'all like it? I don't play a lot of mobile games, but this pretty fun.
Would you like it if the Dewey lusty for Pearl was made into a running gag?
Sugar said there will be a
gaycouple in the series
B-but Dewey is saving his purity for the hot one.
You think her blank stare in Scabbard at the end was a stare of "Oh no, I'm in love with my unrequited love's 10 year old human child"?
>what are my options?
doing whatever you want and having fun?
>Pearl wearing a shirt of herself
So like, UG basically killed Sadie and Lars for a shitty joke, while UG couldn't even dream of pulling off a fucking ship on the same level of Sadie and Lars. Why is this allowed?
what? no way.
>tfw Turnt will never evolve
I wish the sound team was the same. Music is meh and it's just weird the sound effects on things like the teleporter are just wrong. Still the game is fun and I do love the visual style. Strange how off the characters feel despite apparently being written by Rebecca? I get the feeling she made the story but not the dialog.
That reminds me, we posted this on Becky Sucrose's Twitter.
>Head canon sank the Lars and Sadie ship
I finally get it.
>TFW turnt is an awful pokemon for the original elite 4.
Fighting, ice, hard special hitters,
Dragonite used Earthquake!
Fuckers need a Starmie with Surf, Psychic, Thunderbolt and Ice Beam.
Obsessive and dedicated towards perfection is not Autism. Consider that she's an alien from another planet with entirely different aspects of behavior and that it has taken her all these thousands of years under Rose's careful guidance to figure out how to not be a cold-blooded tactician, her original purpose as a Pearl-Class Mineral Gem.
Not graceful enough bro. I'm rockin a 22.4 BMI and I could barely pull it off. Also I'm straight so that holds me back, Pearl is someone I want to love, not be.
I'm no Pearlfag waifu worshiper, but Pearl is a close second best character behind Steven if not tied. The mix of neurotic mother and the whole Rose thing makes for an entertaining character.
I got this pic from an old ass tinfoil thread in
/x/and it just hit me, this could be Opal.
Who would they have adopted? Pearl can barely stand humans besides Steven, she doesn't like Amethyst much, and Ruby and Sapphire are already fused into bigger person.
I didn't like Pearl that much at first, but she grew on me.
>tfw your SU folder started as a Connie folder, but then other waifus like Peridot and Connie's Mom started worming their way in there
>she wishes she and Rose had had a baby
Well that's not entirely impossible at this point...if you know what I mean...
At least we got Pearl acting motherly out the crossover. I doubt she'll ever act like a mother again because children can't have mothers in SJW world. They can only have unloving legal guardians and complete strangers.
>Not superior Malachite
She's qt and sexy af
So better just keep going up untill male Jasper mode? I am straight too and Pearl is my waifu. My gf will cosplay Lapis or Pearl so male Pearl would really be great. Maybe a tip if I am going to do it anyway? Puffy pants? Sleeves or no sleeves? Man, if I was black, I could simply fo male Garnet.
IF YOU’VE EVER:
>FOUGHT AGAINST ROSE QUARTZ
>SUPPORTED THE DIAMOND AUTHORITY
>CAN DRIVE AN ESCAPE POD
>OWN A GEM DESTABILIZER
YOU NEED TO LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOMEWORLD GEMS GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>She already acts like a mom all the time though
>Did none of you fucks actually have caring parents?
Yeah, my mother often completely disregarded my safety because she wanted to do something.
Just put on some ballerina clothes. But try not to buy the pointe shoes because if you try to pull off her graceful steps you could break your ankle. You can use split sole slippers or single sole slippers instead.
Just rock the Pearl, dude. If you're that self-conscious about it, go as adult or young-adult Steven. They're all shape-shifters, do what you want, bro.
>Where...how would you even fuck this thing?
Even more reason to do it
God Garnet has the best ass.
I want to spank it, but I know she's the one who does the spankings.
I love it m8. You got any tabs? I'd love to try it out too
>UG didn't save Lapis
She's doomed, isn't here?
The crossover is my favorite episode so far by a long shot. Anyone else feel the same?
Well, don't mind me, I'll just post best human before I hit the hay.
>best episode by far
Gemsus Christ, why even watch the show?
totally, the chords reminded me of house of the rising sun, but the little improv bits add a lot.
Can anyone figure out Wailing Stone? The chords are obscured just enough by Greg's voice for me to hear them.
end illust from my latest piece of shitty fanfic
Actually I think Pearl-Garnet fusion would be something like Garnet starting with her usual very angular dance moves and Pearl doing graceful ballet move and then as they get closer they start doing something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJMZKyfuKtY
or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6IdKmdkVOA
I made an amehyst edit a while back. As well as the pearl edit here
I've been looking for a good pic of lapis/jasper/connie's mom to make an edit of, if anyone has any good pictures that would I'll edit them
I thought the april fools skywriting was negating uncle grandpas statement about the episode not being canon and that even one of the creators confirmed on twitter the episode was 100% canon
>THAT'S NOT MY BABY!
Only now do I love Pearl.
Let Lars die, but you can't kill Sadie. She's the most badass full human on the show. She killed an invisible gem monster ten times her size with a stick.
does anyone want a higher quality/res version of this? im thinking of putting deal with it on it, for old memes sake
I love when crewniverse make fun of those autists.
What question is that?
>Would it be reasonable to assume that season 2 is also split up into two haves (season 2A being full disclosure to episode 78, season 2B being episode 79 to episode 104)?
>She killed an invisible gem monster ten times her size with a stick.
She and Lars are boring and awful. She could kill one a hundred times her size with a toothpick despite it also being intangible, and she'd still be dull as dishwater.
Oh, okay. Here is the one.
>Pearl is confirmed to be 110% mom material
Yeah, haha, I too remember when my mom left me to die. Fun times.
Can someone explain why Pearl referred to Steven as "her baby"?
Any draw requests with any of the male characters from SU?
I know what you are talking about now.
Except Greg and Sour Cream are two of my favourite characters, but ok.
Enjoy your beardless dwarf.
I don't know if that was done already, but Ronaldo in Gendo pose.
she's overprotective, and steven is the the closest living thing she has to rose quartz. this is an adoptive thing. not some tumblr bullshit. plenty of adoptive parents consider the child they're taking care of to be their own.
>plenty of adoptive parents consider the child they're taking care of to be their own.
Yes, no shit. Are you saying that parents who adopt their kids aren't REAL parents?
Shit, people feel that way about their pets. And other small shit they care for, actually. "My babies!" is a term not reserved for a person's actual living tiny young flesh children.
Good god man, but seriously we do need more of that. Where it shows just how alien these alien rock cunts are.
I mean shit, rose is the only one that cared about humanity and she is probably loony as fuck, the others just take it as their job.Well other than garnet, she seems the be the only one who stays out of respect or understanding or something.
Adrenal shots man.
Just keep your fingers in check and you are good to go.
And then get the fuck out of the office and back home cause you gonna crash like germanwings into the fucking alps.
Yeah I know that Pearlfans have proven that she was just "believing in him" and "wanted him to feel strong". She totally didn't do anything wrong leaving him there hanging several meters above the ground ;^)
It was exactly that. Yes, she wasn't in a good mental state at the moment, but she did fuck up big time, there's no need to lie about that.
No, you fool! Haven't you heard about flight 4U that crashed in the Des Bains? Bane is becoming too big a guy for the internet, and baneposting feeds him power towards crashing this reality with no survivors.
Who the hell do you think we are?
mailman jamie here doing the "i got a package for you" thing to the gems, non of them getting it and then asking stevens dad if he want's to bang.
Rose's Scabbard. Pearl has a full and complete emotional breakdown because something she believed to be concrete and true for possibly thousands of years was torn down slowly right in front of her with little to no effort
The only thing I hold her accountable for is getting angry at Steven for the revelation that secrets were withheld from her, and her storming off. Anything beyond that it is Garnet's fault for allowing Steven to pursue.
You need to look at the claim you're making and realize it's preposterous. You're claiming she left him there to die, that she wants him to die. Pearl, one of the people closest to Steven, wants him to die. Now the gems may want Rose back, but to the point of wanting Steven dead? Go fucking ask a crewniverse about this, and return with the response they give. Just ridiculous.
If the Authority has an organized military, not especially, no.
>Anything beyond that it is Garnet's fault for allowing Steven to pursue
Is Garnet partially responsible for giving him the greenlight to go? Yes, but Pearl should also hold some accountability for her actions. It's not that she wanted him to die, it's that she didn't care one war or the other at that point in time. Her view of her leader whom she betrayed her country and killed her countymen for had been shattered. To her, she had much bigger things on her plate than Steven maybe falling to his death.
>Don’t touch that!
>You can’t comprehend it with your primitive brain!
>Can’t you see we’ve already won?
>When Jasper gets back she’ll put an end to your fun!
>I mean it!
>I don’t even want to think about the size of the list
>Of every. Single. Law your breaking!
>Not to mention the ridiculous mess your making.
>It's like a DVD shaped like a box
Kids these days
>Yes, but Pearl should also hold some accountability for her actions.
Not during an emotional breakdown. That's not fair to her. She did not ask to be followed. Steven followed on his own volition, he put himself in harms way, not Pearl. Or Garnet put him in harms way. Either way.
>it's that she didn't care one way or the other at that point in time.
There's just no way you could prove that. You're inferring way too much from a look and an action. I could just as easily argue she saw that he had grabbed a vine and had confidence he would climb up.
Silly Peridot. Earth is for humans.
I just saw Say Uncle.
It's pretty fascinating. The episode was sort of a team effort between SU and UG to be funny
NOT MAH BABY.
I'm not sold on UG though. I really don't think I can stand to hear that voice for more than one episode. Maybe I could tolerate it if I did a GU marathon while fucked up on drugs.
I think people are exaggerating how good the episode was. It wasn't complete shit, but it wasn't gold or anything. It had a couple funny parts and that's it. People make it seem like they were shitting their pants with laughter throughout the entire episode.
>Pearl:They used to disappear for days
>then pic relates happen
Would anyone explain this to me?
I actually did laugh audibly throughout the whole episode, but that's because I'm a sucker for semantics and context.
Some people don't like semantics and context, anon.
It's called an opinion you fucking idiot.
Nevermind, I just rewatched the scene, she obviously did care that he fell and backed off when she saw he caught himself. While it's still deplorable that she didn't even try to catch him, it's understandable considering she had half a second's worth of notice.
Why the hell did they make Pearl so good in that game? She carried my team for most of the game until halfway through the final chapter.
Apparently they didn't do anything sexual, but they packed that episode with so much fucking innuendo it's like how can you even blame people for interpreting their relationship as sexual?
Like they did such a bad job at explaining Greg and Amy's relationship they had to clarify it on twitter. That's a sign of a shoddily written episode.
Crewniverse confirmed their relationship was always friendly rather than romantic, but refused to say what exactly Amethyst did to ruin it. It's entirely possible she morphed into Rose and seduced Greg, and then he had a breakdown over it.
I can only imagine how the Homeworld Gem episode would be treated if it was like this.
>Jasper: "Thought you could beat me Rose? With that paltry army of yours? You thought you could fight me with such backwards tech? Look at me!"
>Steven isn't in his cell. It's a bomb
>Peridot: "What the-"
>Ship explodes. Crystal gems in escape pod.
>Lapis: "What was that?"
>Pearl: "Why don't you ask the 'superior' gems? Oh that's right. You*burp*can't. They blew up."
>Pearl pushes recline while going 'bwaa na na na naa na naaaaah'
Aw. Well, one day. One day when Connie finally dies off and Steven is looking for some comfort, she'll be there. Still the same after all these years. Still prime and pretty.
What was with Pearl checking out Garnet when she breaks the plothole?
I think that crewuniverse did know very well what they were insinuating, I mean look at the reaction of amethyst when steven appears in that moment and all that blushing after the gems clean up the storage.
>Uncle Grandpa finally getting the credit it deserves
It was always a funny cartoon, it's just you fags only care about >muh continuity and >muh waifus
Honestly anon I tried watching a few episodes before this one aired today. Maybe I just watched the wrong ones but it didn't interest me in the slightest. This one episode was much funnier than any individual uncle grandpas I saw
Why? It's just taking Rick and Morty humor and transplanting it. You want cringeworthy?
I think it's more than just an opinion. People expected this episode to be complete shit but then it was slightly good, so now all the SU fans are pretending to own up to the fact that SU had a crossover with UG.
>yeah the episode was actually funny and I liked it!
Shut the fuck up, no you don't. It was a shitty episode and you're just pretending to like it to avoid people shitposting here about the fact that it happened in the first place.
A shocking proportion of /co/ apparently hasn't seen Rick & Morty. I have to inform anons about it every time those comic get posted in /sug/. It's a travesty.
We both got something out of it. We just pay attention to the characters we're familiar with.
I think the rest comes down to whether or not you like UG's voice and/or the level of alcohol in your blood.
Jesus dude your the definition of no fun allowed. If our expectations for it were super fucking low and it came out decent than of course everyone is going to say "wow that was way better than expected" cause it fucking was.
>the VA deliveries in this
This and all of Pearl in particular.
>"people exaggerate their own opinions and disagree with me"
>it wasn't Lapidot
I know it would have been impossible to predict, but it would have been fucking perfect.
i never understand people like you and your logic
you're basically saying "i can't be bothered to watch a cartoon and form my own opinion, please supply me with opinions peasant"
just watch the cartoon you fucking yogurt.
Now I need a three howling pink lions t-shirt.
Is there a special, vaguely political reason for us being here? We like the neutral ground? I mean, we're going to be despised by both /pol/ and tumblr SJWs no matter what we do in here, and we like it that way. We can put pleasure before business.