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i expected tumblr bitching, but i didnt expect this
>you will never have Amy transform into your girlfriend/wife and try to sleep with you
Are they butt cheeks or shoulders, /sug/?
Also, nice quadubs.
use a filter nigga
xth for I want to protect that smile.
>If you headcanon Pearl as
THAT REALLY SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOUR PROBLEM THAN ANYONE ELSE'S
>this canon moment in a show makes my headcanon that has never been proven look ridiculous and that’s a bad thing and everyone should stop liking the canon moment in the show because of that
if anything she's thousands of times more fab than previously
The UG episode made me reconsider watching SU.
I admit that the first 4 or 5 episodes really turned me off to it, and Rebecca Sugar seems really fucking pretentious to me. What with trying to be a role model by making the "ultimate cartoon".
But I'm gonna give it another shot, and I'm gonna do my absolute best to ignore all tumblr autism surrounding it.
now if she fused with the mayor tho
THERE'S a dignified persona
the mayor/wayward vagabond substitutes for mayor dewey and runs beach city for a day
a fic by me, a faggot
Tiger Millionaire's Return When???
What if the production team can't afford him?
Tiger Millionaire underwent a business merger
1st for playing Attack the Light on PC:
You will require a Google account.
1. Download and install Bluestacks: bluestacks.com
2. Install Google Play Store in Bluestacks.
3. Purchase Attack the Light.
Mouse emulates touch interaction.
Yeah, it's on Wii U, also.
Mewtwo is coming out as DLC for $3.99 on April 28th, and Lucas is out sometime in June. This was announced yesterday, and everyone is freaking the fuck out.
They're both pretty equally beloved as far as ratings go, I don't see why this has to be a contest when they've literally teamed up.
Oh, I see what you're going for now.
I think we already did this bit though.
Not unless you have a shit PC.
Know a better Android Emulator?
She'd probably break down and cry for several hours, maybe puke up and scream and never want to see you again.
this looks like it was meant for another Anon, but:
i7 on a saber tooth p67 motherboard w/ GeForce gtx 650.
>tfw you'll never be married to a soccer mom jasper
tumblr really doesn't understand parody does it?
>the one uncle grandpa autist is still around after the crossover
>newfags keep calling me anon
very little good tastes left
you fags are making me want to stop coming here
It's meant to be emulating "squishies" or whatever, you know, those cutesy drawings of cats or dogs or whatever, I don't know what they're called but I'm picturing them pretty clearly.
I mean, this makes some
decentpoints, but it takes it so fucking far ans seriouslythat it becomes silly. It was a non-canon parody show FFS, just enjoy it for what it was
This kid needs a fucking good ass beating
This. I mean, there are twenty-somethings on there that are about as sensible and coherent as a twelve year old, but I'd be willing to bet it is, in fact, mostly predictably immature young teens who take themselves far too seriously.
We don't exactly give them the benefit of the doubt round here.
The idea is that it's transmysognisitc because it's treating "man is in a dress" as a punchline in and of itself.
Which is dumb because obviously the punchline is that you're being led to believe it's Rose, the person most appropriate to help Steven with his shield, but then it's actually not?
I mean if Rose was a big burly muscular dude then that's what Uncle Grandpa would have shown up as.
why are you even here? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Holy shit doperope. Not even para was this dense.
You are generally disliked due to your often shit tastes and tendency to announce your opinion when it is unwelcome. Many people would like you to leave. Ergo, saying "Man, this sort of shit makes me want to leave!" will encourage that sort of shit.
>mfw say uncle was actually the best episode
Namefagging should only be done for content reasons, not becuase you think your opinion has high value.
I namfag only when I have a new pic to share or to take requests, but never when commenting.
May his pepperonis be forever greasy in the big pizzabox in the sky.
yes but only because it exposed the stupidity of the general premise in the first place, and successfully juxtaposed the infantile desires of people who think that gender is somehow malleable and can be changed with the stupidity and silliness of a childrens show.
Swallow a thesaurus on the way in anon?
This isn't an academic or particularly formal environment. There's little reason to use sophisticated language here, and its use is to the detriment of others' ease of understanding your message.
now you're more literally a cancer, spreading all over /co/ with junk threads
gfg never did anything of the sort, at least they were a tidy containment general
>Pearl states she hates food
>Loves pumpkin pie
That's exactly the sort of response I expected from you.
Using big words to be wrong is the most embarrassing thing you can do, and boy can you do it.
>"Y-You want me to do what?..! Anon, you know how I feel about -- eating, and the answer's no.. [Caving internally] Oh anon.. fine, but just this once."
The only way this corssover would have been better is if I didn't knew there was a crossover coming.
the story boarding made it clear that Uncle Grandpa appearing in Rose's form was meant to be a fake out to take the audience by surprise (just like the T-100 revealing himself to be a Terminator and Arnold to actually be the good guy was shot in a way to be a big twist when arnold and the T-100 met for the first time, the movie is shot in a way to lead the audience to think T-100 is actually human and a good guy).
Please do NOT buy pointe shoes and use them for her cosplay unless you are a trained ballerina and have been given the okay by an instructor. It’s VERY dangerous. Without proper strength in your ankles you won’t be able to hold yourself up, you’ll likely end up snapping your ankles or causing permanent damage to your shins and/or knees. It will be incredibly painful as well, your toes will bleed and your ankles will be bruised by the end of the time. Medical risks aside, it is highly disrespectful to the community. We spend 3 years of training to get our pointe shoes, often longer if we aren’t strong enough by then. To be en pointe is a status sign that you’re a high level ballerina, so unless you are, don’t wear them.
However! You can buy split sole slippers and single sole slippers instead! They look very similar, won’t damage your feet and take no strength training to wear.
Here’s a discounted dance store for them http://www.discountdance.com/index.php
I recommend the Bloch leather flats with crossed elastics. They’re very comfortable and they have a fancier feel to them than canvas or single strap elastics. The canvas will hold up longer though. Also note the sizing is different than standard shoe sizing. A U.S. size 6 is equal to a 3.5. The shoes also take into account your width, measured A-D. To find your size click here! http://www.tutu.com/dwear_sizes_balletsh.html
Happy safe cosplaying!
there's no reason not to either, I wont use txt speak to dumb myself down so I can fit in with the great unhosed. you know the message of tolerance and acceptance at the end of the episode seems to have flown over most people's heads here.
This episode was so fucking stupid. But for some reason I can't actually hate it, just slight dislike.
No it was a ‘you’ll snap your ankle so don’t’ in addition to the fact you’ll be rude as hell to the people who have worked their asses off to achieve them. You don’t buy a trophy for a race you didn’t win, you don’t buy a gi and a black belt you didn’t earn, and you don’t put striped and stars on a uniform that you didn’t fight for. It’s really rude and disrespectful to the people who actually worked for it. It’s not culture appropriation, it’s safety and it’s respect.
No ones stopping anyone from buying pointe shoes and sickling like there’s no tomorrow. You want to risk your health and look bad at the same time? Go for it.
It's dumb and it's awful, but it has absolutely zero impact on the rest of the series. It's like a fanfiction in that regard-you just can't be angry at something that matters so little.
You made me sad now, for there will never be a live action Steven Universe with Devine playing Rose.
>"so then hes gregs brother and... father?"
>"that would explain a lot"
christ the crystal gems really are assholes. that shit is uncalled for even if he did knock up your pseudo mom boss whatever.
The entire episode was a joke
Everything was a gross exaggeration to comical proportions and stereotypical levels.
It was a joke. The whole thing was a joke.
Stop taking it so seriously
sounds like you got owned by the g squad bitch
>Please do NOT buy pointe shoes and use them for her cosplay
Starting reading you post, I thought you were going to rant about how getting pointe shoes and modifying them to make it look like Pearl's nose would make for a really poor looking cosplay and that would be awful to look at, but you come up with info that might actually be useful to know for cosplayer, so, good show.
By the way, I have heard story where ballerinas put razor into their "comrades"'s shoes to trim down the competition, has places in the sun are very hard to get in this field. Is that true?
>waaaaah you so stupid
>all this mad
>my mfw when
"It's not like I need Uncle Grandpa"
If the episode never aired, no one would ever think that something was missing. It had zero impact on the story before it aired, and it's had zero impact on the story now that it's aired.
>oh my god le epic troll
>i am so smart listen to me suck myself off
either way people are laughing at you, not with you
>because that’s exactly how it reads
No, it read as someone giving safety warnings. to avoid people to hurt themselves.
You are almost on the same level of retardation than this guy >>70884970
>trying this hard to derail this thread
>implying you aren't that pretentious kid who got BTFO
Posting best fusion.
Best fusion is Steven, fusion of Greg and Rose.
>Future child abusers
Sourcream just wants to live out his dream, and he happens to be really good at it. It's not like he's smoking meth. His old man really needs to lay off of him. If anyone needs an assbeating, it's onion, but we're all afraid of onion.
Just let him be a DJ
>it is highly disrespectful to the community
Get the fuck out faggot.
Well it's not b/c 1) Police are a racist patriarchal white supremacists force made to protect the rich and powerful and oppress literally everyone else and B also has anti black origins to the root
He summoned the shield because he felt protective. He did it before Say Uncle for the same reason, and in the actual episode for the exact same reason.
Gus even says that's the cause.
He has no control over his shield, nothing has been gained.
It's a goddamn cartoon, just enjoy it.
It's a goddamn cartoon, just enjoy it.
It's a goddamn cartoon, just enjoy it.
It's a goddamn cartoon, just enjoy it.
It's a goddamn cartoon, just enjoy it.
I don't have to try hard at all
I would like to thank ghostofcommunism, for showing me this show is bad and everything about it is bad
And hanari-san, for exposing me to cosplaying and why the show is so great for it's viewers
If you buy properly sized shoes and don't try to balance yourself in an unorthodox way pointed shoes aren't going to fuck you up. Plenty of people are going to do stupid shit like trying to emulate ballerina poses, but the act of wearing a pointed toe slipper to complete your outfit isn't going to fuck you up. Cramp your toes hella fierce, sure, but not fuck you up.
Being based on emotions doesn't mean it's uncontrollable. Amethyst's is based on emotions.
Gus specified that Steven needs "clarity". So it means he just needs to be aware of his own emotions.
>enjoying anything but revelling in their own shitpost
Attack the Light keeps fucking crashing on my phone. What do?
I tip my fedora to you anon
I worked hard for my black belt and I don't give a shit if someone cosplays as Mr. Miyagi, friend. Ignoring health concerns, if you have a problem with people dressing up as ballerinas you need to get a grip on your own insecurities.
you just copy past this from the fucking post on tumblr...the entire thing
and then u have the nerve to say "THIS GOD DAMN SJW INVADING MUH /co/"
we all know half of people who spend time on /co/ spend time on tumblr ..and not trolling or some shit, at least i spend time on tumblr to see something interesting
>you'll never be Pearl's cute little baby
Why bother living?
What if the person who is posting this IS the person from that tumblr. I don't know. From now on I'm going to do the opposite and recommend the shoes
I dress in my ballet uniform so that people know that I'm special, that I'm elite.
If other people dress the same way, it dilutes my special-ness. People will doubt whether I'm special if non-special people look the same way I do.
People dressing themselves in my special way is a threat to me. I feel I'm in danger. I must defend myself! And if you tell me I should stop defending myself, then you're obviously someone who wants me to be defenseless because you intend to hurt me.
(It's all about fear.)
>got the waifu
>finally bonded with his stepbrother who he hated before
also he's like, in high school. barely constitutes as a child who needs UG's help
>Your wife will never be an immature, neurotic know-it-all with a heart and soul of gold
You can sail the 7 seas and find that love is a place you never see
That's not what transmisogyny is
I think it's when people are bad to transwomen in particular?
don't even fucking know anymore
who cares, have this 80's peridot and jasper
We all do..
>Tfw UG will never stop by your house to take you on a magical adventure with lessons to be learned
>I think it's when people are bad to transwomen in particular?
Yes that's pretty much what it is.
>Oh no I slept with a chick who USED TO BE A DUDE? TIME TO BEAT HIM TO DEATH
>Ha ha I'm on 4chan and I think brutal murders are sooo funny when it's done on trannies
>Answer a question
>WELL BY THE WAY I'M ON 4CHAN AND I NEED TO LET YOU KNOW I'M EDGY AS FUCK
Okay kid, thanks for telling us about yourself.
>Implying Garnet the "Shameless display" is anyone to be talking on the Murdercock
It wasn't even an incest joke
For those who want the game:
http://play mob org/game/attack_the_light_steven_universe htmlI'm still downloading, will report if it works, but so far a couple of games I downloaded from there worked just fine.
>I can only see other people's reactions as "mad" because I am a child on 4chan and I need to protect my right to be a retard
Nobody is saying you're not allowed to be a dumb little edgelord, but christ don't try to convince yourself you're being entertaining.
>Not supporting the official release
Shit, it's only 2.99. I'm in the red this month after repairing my windshield and even I decided not to go piratescum on this.
transport - transit(trans) to different place(port)
transvestite - transit to different vestments
transsexual - transit to different sex
misogyny - hate(mis) of women(gyno)
Therefore: transmisogyny is wearing a dress(vest) to hurt women(gyno) and not-women(andro) who are transsexuals(sex). See? It doesn't matter what the letters in a word are, or how to pronounce a word; what matters is that you do what I tell you and I get what I want.
Steven's shield theme song is so fucking good. Too bad it's going to be rare for the whole series though.
Congratulations. You successfully brought an irrelevant and off-topic issue into the thread.
You know what else is shit? African warlords. They massacre villages and kill many thousands of people.
No that post was just answering a question.
I don't know why you find it so offensive. Maybe you should start a trigger tag and blacklist all the posts you don't like or something.
I want to bang Pearl in all the positions permitted by the laws of thermo-dynamic
>Another man dressed as a woman LOL
Transfag got #Rekt off target
>Insult tp Gems characterization
You mad cause your waifu got dishonored?
>Pearl turned into a hysterical crazy person
So nothing changed at all.
The word maternal is now sexism, and femininity is perfect while masculinity is evil.
>Implying incest joke
Ashton/10 UG hater BTFO
GOLLY, IT'S SUDDENDLY GOT HOTTER IN HERE
It's not furbait. The only autistic fans are the ones who have mommy issues.
And the ones who want to fuck the ghost. They have good taste though.
Why is everyone assuming that Peri is fundamentally a good guy or can be rehabilitated?
Nothing we've seen of her so far suggests that she's anything beyond an efficious sociopath with no interest in the rights and wrongs of her work as long as it gets done.
now we need this with Lapis or maybe Peridot
Because when people feel justified in doing something, they feel like they can go to a lot of extremes freely. That's the thing with Peridot. Could be gem culture teaching her other races are low-tier garbage. Could be general ignorance about humans, which she's shown in how she interacted with "the Steven". You'd be surprised how quick people are to make a change when they feel like they've done something wrong and Steven is a cool kid, he might show her that.
If you look at Peridot, she isn't sociopathic and so far shows no sign of having no morality. She sounds like a typical technician who gets frustrated with her job. Who knows what Homeworld told her about Earth and Rose. Maybe she thinks humans are a threat, maybe Homeworld painted Rose as a fucking monster who slaughtered her own people while defending a planet of self-destroying parasites.
Some people like to root for a bad guy becoming good if it doesn't seem like they're 100% evil. Which, to be fair, is a common theme in this show; there's no such thing as a good war. The CGs are traitors to the Homeworld and have probably done a lot of bad in the war for Earth's safety.