Rose's Room Connie Edition
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"Say Uncle" DL Link:
>HQ DL Links for Season 1:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
>"Story for Steven" preview:
Except Connie is as American as they come.
Here's the Jasper as Rasslor art I drew that I couldn't post last thread.
I wasn't sure what to keep the same and what to change. In the end I just drew Jasper with a belt?
Whats up fuckerrrrs, i cant believe you would fuck that stick figure pearl and not me, i demand you make a vocaroo of me being fucked in the ass riht now or i wont let pan do any more pizza party podcasts fuckerrrrs
We post pear-pear now
>we will never see Steven and Lapis play increasingly obscene practical jokes with Lapis using voice-copying powers on people around town
its a reminder of how small Steven really is
>implying there aren't times when pearl is far less enthusiastic about having steven around
I'm just waiting for the volcano to go off if it hasn't already.
>Crispin "I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE" Freeman -> Mr. Maheswaran
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
You remind me to the early RS threads where people would just fap to pic related
I've found the Homeworld Gems are a lot more fun to draw than the Crystal Gems.
peridot should have been wearing those big round glasses
So anyone want to speculate on "Story for Steven"?
I think due to that one pic Greg may have been friends/bandmates with Sour Cream's dad and they had a falling out.
Also I get the feeling that his reaction to Rose at the concert is going to be something we didn't expect, like he was initially scared of her or something.
>Pearl is genderless
>Steven is technically his mom
Is this even /ss/? What the fuck do we call this?
>Lapis can godmode water
>Humans are mostly water
>yfw Lapis figures out bloodbending
She led a brutal fucking war that got a lot of people killed. She was also very likely a former conqueror before she found reason to love life instead of enslave and exterminate it.
Maybe Steven manages to win Jasper over by asking her to tell him about Rose.
>yfw Lapis uses this new found ability to rape everyone in Beach City
Great now i need a dictator rose,
this is way better than /ss/teven universe
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Europoor jelly of the melting pot confirmed.
>implying it won't be on par with the religious zealotry we see in the middle east
What do you think happened to all the colonizing gems who lived on Earth before the rebellion? You don't just give up your home when asked.
>young greg singing
>young greg singing that song for rose
I love the HS gems.
Has anyone broken the game yet? I pooled luck and attack points into Amethyst and gave her the star block badge. She can now wipe groups of enemies and gets some star points back. Kinda op now.
Steven and Connie were playing in the yard, which is the small parking lot of the Super Wash. Greg was absentmindedly playing a tune to himself on his guitar to cries of "Can't catch me! Can't catch me!" In the middle of their reverie Steven froze in place. His expression darkened and his fists began to clench. "Not here...not now..." He looked like he was about to cry.
Connie dashed over to him. "Steven? What's wrong? Mr Universe, something's wrong with Steven!"
"Hmm?" Greg set down his guitar. "Uh oh." He came over and put his hand on Steven's shoulder and half hugged him. "Connie, I think you better head into town for a bit. Steven's got some serious...uh..."
"Gem stuff!" shouted Steven.
"Yeah, some serious gem stuff to deal with. He'll call you when it's over. Is that okay?"
"Yeah, I guess," Connie looked afraid and a little hurt. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Nope!" Greg picked up his son and swung him over his shoulder. "It's a...Universe Family gem sort of thing...don't worry, happens all the time."
When Connie was out of sight Greg took his son into a secluded room in the Super Wash
and proceeded to change him. Steven giggled and squirmed as the powder splashed over him. They both knew he had control over what was happening to him but he chose to do this day after day. "Haha, just like your ol' mom..."
>She was also very likely a former conqueror
I'm guessing the Gems only need the natural resources of planets and are indifferent to organic life. It's possible that Rose never had to conquer anyone before because most planets are lifeless.
But yeah, if we want dark Rose then she probably did some exterminating in the past.
Spiral Levels are climbing.
>Posted 4 minutes ago
Damn anon, if that's really OC it's 10/10. It's one of two SU comics I've actually laughed at.
The other one being pic related
> reminder that rose had no interest in romance for 5000+ years and then watched young greg sing that song and straight creamed herself
>all those cartoonish and awesomely stylized best friends zaibatsu designs
you incredible creature you
never leave us
>implying greg isn't the first love she even considered getting pregnant for
She found the epitome of the human species. The alpha male of alpha males. No way she could turn him down, she HAD to have his babies.
>Except Connie is as American as they come.
I know an Indian guy who's a total fedoratipper and speaks with a New York accent, but he still knows how to cook (and reuglarly eats) all the usual Indian food.
>implying she didn't just use Greg to transmute herself into Steven
Granted, he was the mos eligible bachelor in Beach City at the time.
Steven is the amalgam of Rose and Greg's best traits.
He has all the charisma, leadership, and Military prowess of Rose. And he has the unlimited charm, devilish good looks, and murdercock of Greg Universe.
Basically, Steven is the perfect being.
Why is there more art of Dewey x Pearl than Steven x Pearl, when the former received maybe 10 seconds of ship fuel in the show and the latter has had hours of it?
Sweet jesus. She wouldn't even need to stop at humans. Just about every organism on earth would be susceptible. She could literally take everything and control their bodies. Think Skitter when her powers got jailbroken, commanding an entire army like it was of one seamlessly coordinated mindhive.
Holy fuck, Lapis really is OP on a planet like earth.
I've never paid for anything on the Google Play store because Google knows enough about me already without me using a credit card. Is Attack the Light worth going out and buying a Play gift card? Are there episode-like cut scenes? Is it fun? Is it funny?
Sadie = Best Human
When the shit hits the fan, she will be leading soldiers into battle against the gem menace.
>we gotta have more of these crossover pics regarding steven universe and spongebob
Rose "ended" up with Greg. It's in his nature to love someone who represents an average human.
A being as perfect as Steven cannot have anyone compare to him
Thus, instead he is allowed to choose any of the lesser beings. If that is Connie, then so be it, because either way everyone else is on the same level: lower than his
Not original request taker, but wanted practice
>Sadie = Best Human
Sorry but it's actually Greg, and Connie is a close second.
>inb4 guaranteed replies
You only hate Connie because you think her only purpose is shipping. If you're that blind to her relationship with steven your opinion is worthless.
Matt said that it will be a tribute to a popular type Genre of anime
since Garnet's universe did all the DBZ and TTGL jokes and refs they could the next genre every one guessed was High School anime
also the promo arts a thing.
INB4: the season 3 tribute will be magical girl or tokusatsu
Fuck that, when's the Ed, Edd, and Eddy crossover?
>Greg may have been friends/bandmates with Sour Cream's dad and they had a falling out.
"It's tough when friends fight...when people you used to consider your family turn on you or when you turn on them...sometimes you just wish you could calmly explain everything to them hoping that they would have a change of heart, but I guess it doesn't work that way."
"I've been there"
Um....I would, but your pic distracted me...
I am sort of expecting Rose to have some dark side to her. Not like something that makes her evil, but right now shes literally too perfect, theres gotta be SOMETHING about her that isn't completely flattering.
I mean it makes sense that all the people who knew her just talk about her good sides since shes dead, but I expect we will learn something about her that adds some depth to her.
Just speculating how they would bond.
In this example I took the idea that Greg had a falling out with a friend that that Rose empathized.
So far Buck has screwed up twice.
>didn't listen to Steven and got eaten by moss
>didn't listen to Steven and peer pressured him into joy riding in Peridot's pod
Okay now you're just asking for trouble
i fucking hate that type of audio splicing, you can never understand what is trying to come across. get some good tastes
Is this kind of vore? I'm not sure.
Lapis isn't made of water so I guess not.
It's glorious. I can't wait to see Rose's expression as the camera pans while she's clapping, & how Greg reacts to such a warm reception.
"That was a beautiful song!"
"Really? Y-you liked it??"
"I do. What's your name?"
"G-Gregory Universe. But you can call me Greg!"
"Greg. *smiles bigger* Can I hear another one of your songs?"
the latest season was twi getting her own castle right? thats when i just fucking dropped that 2 year old ride, so much fanfiction.... its like literally half of my collection of 30 stories.
Oh baby. Ill admit, I only know about Yes thanks to Araki.
Just Major Glory.
I swear, I can hear the whole thing in my head.
>"I, the Evil Math Magician, shall capture all the children and force them to do homework forever!"
>"Not so fast, villian!"
Into a pack
There's no choice
But take orders to attack
Locked up in chains
I get fed
But the hunger still remains
Not content to live this way
Being led by the blind
Got to plan my dispersal
Time to leave them all behind
Breaking out of my pain
Nothing ventured -- nothing gained
I'm my own master now
Bear the mark of my scars
Shedding blood underneath the stars
But I will survive somehow
Hear me howl
Time to leave them all behind
I'm my own master now
Male gem when?
>mfw male gems are actually a feuding species
The only people who stay during hiatuses are the people who have nothing else to begin with.
Goirno just wasn't that interesting of a character and Gold Experience was too OP. There isn't necessarily anything wrong with it, but it wasn't for me. My favorite part all together is probably Diamond is Unbreakable. All the characters and stands were interesting.
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>yfw the real Connie is stuck in Rose's Room and has been since Open Book.
ah, well aren't i just a fag.
well me not catching on to a joke doesn't JustiFAIZ the word fag.
Obviously it can, else holographic Connie wouldn't be out of it.
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AND IT'S STRONGER THAN YOUUUUU
So even though I just finished slaving through one comic, I'm already planning another but in the vein of those song things that artists did in homestuck (see: http://xamag-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/12633573506 stuff like this) except I was gonna try and get one out before Story for Steven airs.
I have some ideas of where i sorta wanna go visually but I was wondering if you guys would have any input for some scenes I could include.
Song I'm basing it on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwq9cOVL2dQ
It's gonna be in line with Rose meeting Greg n stuff so I guess I don't have to finish it ~before~ the episode but I'm pretty pumped.
>crediting Dexter's Laboratory with the idea
You gotta be fucking with me.
I feel like Jasper would listen to this
>we still don't have party goer Jasper
>we still don't have raver Jasper
scribble, scribble, scribble!
posting this, knowing it will be needed at some point.
>you will never be amy's servant
>she'll never let you stuff her face with pizza and donuts
>you'll never rest your head against her giant, gurgling tummy
>you'll never smell her junk food scent
why even breathe
from the thumbnail I thought this was a scat pic
I'm not sure if I'm disappointed
we never have any amy appreciation, and whenever someone wants to talk about best gem we get some faggot with shit fetishes bringing it up.
you people really dont understand waifuism
How did someone watch that preview and see Greg as anything other than a white guy?
Does tumblr wear alternate reality goggles or something?
>and through the soil
>and into those trees
Peridot/Lapis fusion (amazonite)
Why is Jasper a wizard and Lapis a fighter? It seems like it would be the other way around. Maybe they decided to shake things up and roll characters outside of their comfort zone.
how do I into counting
aside from that this is top good
>THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
>THERE WILL BE BLOOD! - SHED!
>THE GIRL IN THE MIRROR NODS HER HEAD
>THE ONLY ONE! - LEFT!
>TO RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK
>THE MIRROR DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES
>OH NOT THERE WILL BE BLOOD! - SHED!
>IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN
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She's a Druid and it's obviously screwing with perceptions since Peridot is a thief and Lapis is a fighter
What character DON'T they think is trans/gay?
The Many Faces of Pearl:
let me fix that for you,as you are clearly a faggot.
i swear to god i hate you people so fucking much
>you will never be together with amy
>you will never get to hang out at her place
>you will never get to bring her snacks
>you will never you will never share chips and a pizza together
>you will never play
some weeb trash JRPG likegolf quest with her
>you will never have her sit in front of you, between your legs because you are too tall to look over and see the screan
>you will never you will never craddle Amy in your arms
>you will never you will never leave in ever so slight, smelling her shampoo
>you will never she will never giggle at you for being a weirdo
>you will never you will never peck amy on the cheek
>you will never get to see her blush at the sudden display of affection
>you will never get to feel her pull you into a tight hug and in for a deep kiss
>you will never you will never feel Amy's soft luscious lips
>you will never feel her pull away, he soft silky hair glancing your skin as she turns to the kitchen with a smirk.
>you will never be loved by best gem
Wouldn't the concept of gender be unknown and/or pointless to then since they're all feminine by default? If there were no "male" gems, and gems don't reproduce naturally, then there wouldn't be a concept of gender to them.
Why must you do these horrible things?
I'll play devil's advocate here and say that Steven was the one who brought them there and she had assumed that it was safe and she knows Steven had magic and she's pretty much able to fend for herself.
Can't wait for Lars and Sadie to not happen because that was the worst episode and I want her to be my waifu again.
No I understand. They're female, clearly so, just as all the Namekians are male. They act, look, and speak like human females. It's just what they are in our universe, no ifs, ands or buts.
But in the fiction of the SU, they're genderless space rocks. It's confirmed canon by Sugar, Ian, and everyone else on the crew.
I feel like these moments are under-appreciated
we all would, but at least it's not a connie episode
Again, that was my point.
I've always liked to think that despite the fact they're genderless, the Crystal Gems eventually assumed female gender since they've been on Earth with humans for so long. They do use she and her pronouns with each other.
When garnet cry in too many birthdays
If you read Sugar's AMA, she basically said since the gems have no gender it's completely arbitrary what pronouns they use, 50/50 chance so why not feminine?
If they're gonna use feminine pronouns, might as well make them look like chicks.
Can't get better than this one
Mine was when she kissed stevens forehead and called him cutie pie. I love motherly Garnet.