Okay let's play a game
First you need your super power
You got your power now? Good, now
figure out a way a make money off your power
Fucking yes try and stop me now niggers. I can literally do anything with this. The options are unlimited
> Golden Rule
>The ability to be fated to a life filled with riches. Sub-power of Luck and Monetary Manipulation.
Huh. How bout that. Do I win?
come on son.
I'm a walking fireworks show.
I'm a walking bomb.
I just become a spy assassin for hire and blow up everyone they pay me to, without them seeing it coming, then on holidays like independence day and new years, I take time off to sell the coolest fireworks ever, and have a bitchin show at my house every year.
It's the perfect cover.
>The ability to inflict internal injuries. Sub-power of Mutilation and Wound Inducement.
Welp, guess I'm an assassin.
Unless I can focus it really well and break up bad stuff like tumors. Then I'm the world's best non-invasive surgeon.
knowledge absorption.... i am a scientist and i love this, on to super science...
that and how to manipulate wa'' street to my benefit.
and i will always know if a girl is into me without the awkward dating and shit
I suppose if I was going to be petty with my godlike power, I would hire myself out as a general to the highest bidding nation.
I guess I become a walking pest control company.
Selling rainbow bridges and creating rainbow soldiers. Or maybe stealing color of million dollar paintings offering to return it for a small fee.
I could help my fellow fishermen make quicker catches, maybe manipulate the animals to breed more often. I could also try training the dolphins and seals at aquariums.
>The ability to rip out a heart
"Do what you love, and the money will come!"
I'll secretly turn some isolated African country into an industrial city-state which manufactures shit to be imported back to civilization, henceforth making me profit off of their sweat and toil. B
And since I control them like a hive mind, there'll be very little ethical concerns, but in the case somebody starts shit, I'll take control of some random United States military base and have them deal with the issues.
Alternatively, control every single person living on this planet, take all the money for myself, and fuck up the economy.
I'd most likely go with the former.
>fated to a life full of riches
The glass/bottle business would be mine for the taking. Not to mention you could make $1000 to $2000 a week from just hauling sand. I'd be set bitches. I could probably buy & sell your family multiple times
And I could end all mideast wars.
Also, as the most OP person in this thread so far, I'll be waiting for somebody to match me.
Come at me, faggots.
i stop fights, and enable people to discuss things without shit getting too heated.
seems like a public sector job. not much money in that. what about bumfights? bring some bums, i can make them fight. give me a cut of the bets.
Oh this is going to be easy.
Make one man plays with my counstructs acting as the entire cast.
Hire them out to do jobs like construction, cleaning, and other shit.
>The power to create and manipulate destabilization at any scale.
A hurricane is about to make landfall? >Destabilize it, be praised for saving a state/country some money problems.
A tornado is coming to your farm?
>Destabilize it, be praised and showered with livestock.
Whats that? An earthquake just happened and their is a tsunami on the way?
>Destabilize the wave in advance before it even approaches the shores.
You're welcome earth.
Economy is too fucking good right now, people make tons of money.
>Get paid to destabilize said economy for certain corps.
i'm blowing chunks of gold out of my mouth at will. i reckon that will be good in the short run but will have disastrous effects in the long term.
I'll just employ the help of thousands upon thousands of stoics who've overcame their emotions and operate outside of emotional constraints.
g-good luck trying to find me
Joke's on you,
I already am money
The chances you got that are like 1 in >100,000.
So I guess I can make whatever I need with enough practice? Bah, I have no need of your "money" for I AM A GOD!
Same odds as Marsupial Physiology.
I guess since it's likely I can move temporally, I could go back 150 years and steal ancient artifacts using new tech and then sell the 150 years gone artifacts to fencers. Or I could "find" the stash of the thief who stole them over a century ago and get a nice finder's fee or something idk. That's interesting right?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment Just like real life amirite
Do I have no control over the clones?This is so fucking vague, I have no idea what limitations there are.
>Clone the world? Welcome to Earth 2.0
>Clone of myself Clones the Cloned world.
>life cloned over and over to the point where it is either a utopia due to global increase of intelligence or nightmare where common folk are insanely good at their menial tasks (hoo boy I am crazy good at filing taxes)
> Or nothing happens. Everyone is super at daily life and is indistinguishable from 'normal'
I connect everyone's brain to /b/ or those tumblr other-kin blogs complete with text to speech configuration
the only way to get disconnected is to pay me
I'm a motivational speaker
or a tele-evangelist.
The user has total control over any living entity that knows the user's true name and identity and can manipulate their victims in any way they see fit. The user could either only be limited to controlling an opponent's mind or be able to control both their mind, body, and soul altogether. This ability makes for an exactly trick against powerful opponents.
I'm going to get me an army of sugar daddies and powerful world leaders.
Pick pockets and general stealing from store and homes. Beyond that could I rob a bank? How could I make a buttload of dough quickly if I was invisible?
Have people pay me to create their dream worlds, charge by the hour. Either that or I could blackmail people with awful nightmares and torment them until they paid me to stop.
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Negate/Nullify any/all technological powers
The power to negate any/all technological powers. Sub-power of Technology Manipulation.
Technology Power Negation
The users can negate any sort of powers that involves technological aspects, cause power drainage of technology, EMP, system errors or computer virus infections, etc.
Computer Virus Manipulation
Computer Virus Physiology
Electromagnetic Pulse Emission
It's be easy to make money dishonestly with this power. Me? I'm a nice guy. Hello, bomb disposal team. That bomb's not going off when I'm around. Or, depending on the range, hello, anti-hacker team. That guy in Russia causing all that trouble? His computer just melted.
>can deprive people of their sense of taste
I would open a restaurant and deprive the sense of taste from everyone except people who eat my food. Doesn't matter if it's just grilled cheese, PBJs, and scrambled eggs; people will pay out the ass to taste what they eat
>The user can manipulate the precognitive powers of others. They can give them a vision, or a much clearer vision of the future and make precognitive dreams easier to understand.
>The user can also prevent them from using their power. Skilled users of this can make a false vision, making them see what they want them to see.
Call up every two-bit Miss Cleo wannabe in the country and offer them a choice: team up with me and amass wealth (minus my 40%, of course) off the supernaturally accurate visions I'll give them, or get ready to file for unemployment, because turning me down means I'll fuck up every cold reading they ever try.
Become a real psychic and make me rich or find a new line of work. Ball's in your court, TV psychics.
>User can create guns of all types, and sizes, from nothing or by shaping the existing matter or energy.
Well, and here I was looking forward to being creative about this.
Guess I'll make a whole line of ridiculous custom tacticool shit just to piss off /k/.
>Life Infusion-infuse life into objects (usually a weapon), beings or powers. The user can infuse objects beings or powers with life, empowering and energizing them and allowing the user to manipulate their qualities and efficiency, allowing them to heal, mend and purify rather than harm, including potentially resurrecting the dead.
I can give billionaires longer life spans for half of their wealth, and make myself live longer to enjoy all that money.
Damn that's a good power.
If I knew fuck all about economics I'd just multiply money. First thing that sprung to mind was to get multiple jobs but there's probably a better solution out there