If someone was teleport to the 616 universe from our universe who knew a lot about Marvel comics, what would be the quickest way for them to get themselves superpowers?
That only works if you're inhuman. Quickest way would be to join up with AIM or Hydra and hope they do since experiment that give you superpowers. Otherwise, tracking down Galactus to see if he had any herald openings might not be a bad option.
get a job at Marvel.
write a book in which you create a power object and then leave it somewhere only you'd be able to find it.
then teleport into the Marvel U and grab it.
(assuming of course you can control when you teleport into their universe.)
that makes me think
would there be a certain chance that the person that gets teleported to the marvel universe is a mutie?
like as soon as they touch down they are a mutie by some sort of cosmic balance
this is your mutie power
fuck that liberal feelgood bullshit meaning
muties are anyone who has superpowers because when you have superpowers your not a normal human anymore and therefore a mutie
spiderman the menace is a mutie
captain american is a drug mutie
all muties are a menace and must be destroyed
Fuck I'll search for the chemichal that gave Daredevil his super powers and booya!
World on Fire!
I like that it doesn't matter if that last word is a typo.
The thought of Reed imagining a future where everyone is Doctor Doom.
"RICHARDS. MAKE ME, YOUR WIFE, DOOM, WAFFLES. DOOM IS PREGNANT WITH YOUR SICKENING REEDSPAWN."
"RICHARDS, I, TONY DOOM, DEMAND TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE NOT ATTENDING DOOMINATI MEETINGS ANY LONGER."
"RICHARDS! MAKE WAY FOR YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-DOOM!"
>Enroll in university
>Break into research lab
>Drink first vial of strange liquid you see
Bonus points if you're doing it to get high.
The QUICKEST ways would be either deals with demons or science accidents. These aren't necessarily the best ways, but they're the ones most likely to pay off the quickest. Just start breaking into labs and pulling levers and if that doesn't pan out, ring up Mephisto or Cyttorak or w/e.
Dude this is the 616
Anythig can tur uns in super powered people!
Has there ever been some one that looked like they where getting powers and instead got sick and died on 616?
>Has there ever been some one that looked like they where getting powers and instead got sick and died on 616?
Uncle Ben bit the dust and instead of getting dust related powers he just turned into one
>calls himself captain america
>is a junkie
Captain america was never in any ice he helped hitler escape into south america and did drugs with him
Use your knowledge of comics/narrativism to get a job within the intelligence community, use said connections to get your hands on various gear. Most likely exoskeletons and or a super soldier serum.
Just change your name to something alliterative. You're guaranteed to end up as an important character, and important characters always get powers, at least for one issue.
If you want to be specific in what power you get, make sure your new name is related to that power. For instance, if you want to have the power to turn anything into gold by touching it, rename yourself Gabe Goldman and you'll be destined to gain that power.
By fucking Rouge on opposite day.
>Go into comic book universe
>realize its comic book universe
>become one with its lack of laws
I had a dream that was the opposite of this once.
A drawfag drew it for me.
>get literally nothing
>nothing changes about you, physically nor mentally
>people still point you out as a mutant anyway and hate you despite looking (and being) a regular person
Question, where is the yellow infinity gem currently? Because that'd be the best way to go if you can get to it.
Sweet. Killing people simply by bamfing and dropping them is the funnest way to kill them of all. That and teleporting their limbs off/teleporting things into them (if I can do that too).
To be fair, I'd probably just keep a low profile and steal stuff that's not going to get reported (safe deposit boxes, drug money, ect.)
going by the devil fruit version that would do too things:
>you achieve enlightenment
>you can do anything a human can do
so you'd actually end up somewhere between capt. America and iron fist.
>Marvel in the first place.
well thats not hard
>have a tumblr blog and twitter account
>when Marvel declines you start throwing a bitch fit for them being discriminatory against your sexuality
>bribe the mary sue
I am the mayonnaise.
I will go to the xavier academy and fuck muh mutie waifu
I feel terrible when people are mad, even if it's not directed at me. I guess I'll be living my life as a hermit. That, or, I'll be the misunderstood guy with powers running through a city and hunted down by heroes. yay....
I have an inane fear of being hated ;_____;