I have a feeling this isn't going to end well.
As it turns out, bird people jizz can impregnate a human through their pores, and Tammy has had one too many bukkake sessions without wearing a hazmat suit. This is a shotgun wedding.
You're seriously thinking he died there? I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears. He has a jet pack he can just fly right out of there. And he does that after blowing the fucking sand worm up.
Oh my fucking god you are going to pull that shit huh. Well just wait til he's in the new trilogy then fuck faces. Also he is in their licensed game starwars battlefront. he's in that fucking trailer
okay guys stop picking on the starwars autist and lets keep this a rick and morty thread
he already swallowed the bait what more do you want?
also fuck the captas, pick all pics of bananas? none of the images i chose were bananas...
lick lick lick my balls!
Actually his jet pack was disabled. Hard to remember how he actually killed it but as he being digested and the armor was starting to fail he manages to kill it and crawl out. CRAWLED OUT. He then gets picked up by the guy in the 3rd panel who throws him in a Bacta Tank. He's a cool bro. Also there are tie ins from the 3 Boba Fett books that play within the last movie. Apparently Boba was playing both sides and he was involved with some crazy shit at Jabba's Palace unrelated to the Jedi Kids.
Fuck Disney and their shit. I read the book. I paid $15 for each one of them and they said official at the time. Fuck off mates.
>Was meant to be two parter
>Dan decides it's better to procrastinate and figure out how to "continue" episode in season 3 when he feels like it
I don't know how to feel about this.
I... dont get it.
Rick and Morty isnt even nihilistic as fucking Gumball.
Hell, most cartoons made on Brazil for children has almost the same dark humor, minus the gore. But again, in Brazil we dont care about "plot", "indentification" and other things like this.
Its good that this is changing over the years...but after I saw a lot of talk about how depressing and hardcore Rick and Morty was, I got surprised how tame it actually was. People really take what Rick says "seriously"?
people just over-exaggerate stuff on the internet. rick and morty hits a good balance of dark and light-hearted. if you want something really dark, try mr. pickles, but that's too far into edgelord territory for me
If you don't want to read the whole thing he says, copy and pasted:
>In trying to write the second part [of the finale], we just couldn't write. We were just blocked and exhausted. It was three o'clock in the morning, and I said, "What about this fтАФing Purge thing we keep talking about? Let's just do that." And [writer and voice castmember] Ryan Ridley was like, "Well, we can't start writing a new episode now that we've spent all this time trying to break the story for this thing," and I was like, "No, we can." And in a fit, I just started jamming out this thing, almost sarcastically writing an episode, which is really how we wrote the pilot. It was a couple hours of us just sitting on the floor with our laptops тАФ we split a Ritalin, and then we wrote the pilot. (Laughs.) We took every other scene. The show doesn't have to be difficult for us.
They also mention season 3 will take even more risks.
Uh...never heard about it.
Nah, Mr. Pickles is not even funny, I am not a fan of edgy for the sake of edgy.
Calm down namefag, I am a profissional animator and I am here to stay. Hue hue hue.
So the season is ending on a cliffhanger? Interesting. Wonder what exactly they'll end it on since we'll most likely have to wait a year for season 3, seeing as there hasn't been a date confirmed yet.
hey guy. found the other commercial for you
yes, it will, at the same usual site, that we don't need to mention
But I have to go, and I've aked my sister to open the link for me just before i come back to watch it, to speed things up.
Could you write the link it in a post, so it would be there for my sister later? She doesn't know the link, what a newfag! thanks
>Rick & Morty's Co-Creators Plan To (Finally) Hire Female Writers For Season 3
O-oh boy, Rick. You know what the recently most popular and highly r-rated show needs?
I-I don't know, Rick, I was asking you!
Uh, okay, Morty. How about just more of the same? Don't fuck with anything! We're great! Ahahahaha, Rick and Morty!
Ahahah... yeah, Rick! Don't change anything...
... Morty, what did you do?
I, uh, hired a woman to write our lines. Y-you know we kind of lack the feminine touch? We're kind of touch with the current progressive trend in pop culture, you know? I mean come on don't you think we're a bunch of hyper masculine assholes? That needs to change, Rick. We need to change, Rick!
You, hyper masculine? Ahaha, good one, Morty.
I-I'm serious, Rick! Our misogyny needs to stop! We need diversity or our show is going to suck! You need to go along with this, R-rick or I'll tell everyone you're a misogynist!
What the *burp* f-fuck did you do to my grandson? *whips out gun and shoots Morty who explodes into human gips*
... Eh, whatever. Rick and Ricky here I come, b-baby!
if they don't pick up Jackie Buscarino as a writer i will be so disappointed. *fingers crossed*
I found a some links to possible streams.
The top one seems most promising.
Post YFW no plot gets added and it's just a fun episode and literally nothing has happened this season
And some of the characters look like those stupid Bitmoji things. The character design is mostly awful, the improv segments suck, and there are too many pop culture references in some episodes, but otherwise the show is very entertaining.
Were you watching the series?
1)Morty was revealed to have major built up tension, and anger management issues, and is questioning morality > Possibly leading into an Evil Morty/One True Morty development.
2)It's established that there is a super fastly advancing civillization inside Rick's car's battery, who may or may not eventually advance to the point where they can escape the battery and start taking revenge on Rick in the future.
Peace among worlds, bro.
3)It's further established that Rick is afraid of his impending death, as shown by the fact that one of his bodies was pretty much ready to get into, to continue his adult life.
4)Just from the teasers for this episode, we know why he has a lot of reasons for this, which plays into the defense mode of the house in Total Rickall.
5)Einstien decided to Mess With Time.
What kind of things do you want to happen, if all of this does not qualify for progress?
Is Christopher Lloyd ever going to guest star on the show?
>Turns out, once upon a time there was exactly one universe, instead of infinite.
>Rick buttfucked reality beyond replair, causing it to split into infinite alternate realities.
>Original Rick is slightly different, and is voiced by Christopher Lloyd.
>Lloyd talking about his shriveled and chaffed balls and the desperate need for Fox to lick them
I think the way the Pilot was made might have been some sort of meta joke.
They made all their pre-season 1 promos as a parody of promos, how promos are inevitably going to misrepresent any show, and are pointless.
Hell, one of their promos was basically just using the craziest stuff from the pilot to demonstrate how promos are pointless and rickdicolous.
https://vimeo.com/81774089 < All Pre-Season 1 Promos.
Dafuq you say bruh?
suptv dot org
So the GF stream often buffers frequently for me, if it isnt glitching every 30 secs or so (skipping back .5 secs at a time). I just paused the stream for several seconds, then unpaused, and it doesn't seem to stutter anymore.
Can anyone else confirm if this works, or is it just a coincidence that it's working better now?
wouldnt be /co/ without negativity
quit crying justin
Why? What fucking point does he have to make? It looks shit in my persepective and it's made by him. I don't care anymore.
How are they gonna do it, /co/?
>Still need a continuation with Abrodolf, Evil Morty, and Colbert's character
> all this shitting on jerry
> and he even literally gets shit out of a flying ball thing
I wonder how many episode ideas have actually been influenced by Justin lurking in /co/
>oh shit i did make too many jerry/beth relationship episodes, ok hmmm how about if like jerry has to lose his dick for galactic peace or something
I'll brb gotta pop a squanch, watch this for me
> Nightcrawler pat├й
> chilled monkey salad
I was just watching The Depahted on HBO
uh oh... rick giving a bitter speech
>Tammy is a agent
HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING
THE DEEP COVER
THE HEEL TURN
THE VALIDATION FOR RICK
What a great episode
I think this is the point where Summer turns into a bad ass like she does in the comics
Morty is probably going to start becoming a lot more jaded like his grandfather, which leads to Jessica becoming interested in him.
EVERYONE SEND UP YOUR PRAYERS FOR A MIRACLE. WE NEED ADOLF LINCLER OR SOMEONE, ANYONE! WE NEED A SAVIOR
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>Bird Person is dead
>Tammy is a double agent
>Rick and friends were/are Galactic Freedom Fighters/Terrorists
>Squanchy is a Hulk
>The entire family is on the run
Holy shit, will this continue into S3?
if he was anything like a duck....
> Tammy literally planted herself at earth, lived an ordinary life as an earth teenager, made friends with Summer to gain entry into a mutual party that Rick and her host to meet Birdperson, a close friend of Rick's, while feigning love for him to the point of an extended relationship to gather all of Birdperson's rebel friends in an event you would expect them to all go to with their guard down: a wedding
holy fuck ten moves in advance
F, pour one out for the homie, fam
>the rest of the show takes place on New Earth from now own
NONONONO I CANT TAKE RICK BEING SAD. PLEASE NO. I CANT HANDLE EPISODE 3 AGAIN!