>Hurt myself today
It was better when Stephen King used it
THATS IT THATS THE END
THATS THE END OF SEASON TWO
EVERYTHING IS MY NEW CATCHPHRASE
Just fuckng kill me
Why do people always do this?
A good show just has to have a fucking ridiculously long break between seasons but shit like Mr.Dickles goes off for like 2 weeks then comes back
i'll no longer watch this SJW pandering shit with its anti gun policy. Its fucking offensive that they had that right in your face.
Might as well be sucking Obama's cock
Guns aint fun my ass.
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT
MORTY IS GONNA MAN UP
And you can have it all, my empire of dirt.
I will let you down. I will make you hurt.
If I could start again, a million miles away.
I would keep myself, I would find a way.
>Yfw Earth being made part of the Galactic Federation will lead to Morty going full Rick
We revolution, comrades
ROILAND SAID THE TV EPISODE WAS WORSE THAN THIS.
Press F to pay your respects
B-b-but there's no reason for it to be canceled before then!
>Fingers from that alien chained up in Rick's basement
>Heads of the people in Rick's battery
>That entire fucking dick episode
>The drumset in the new episode + wedding singer's tail
Is there anything not a fucking reference to male genitals in this show
They didn't even give a fuck for this finale. Rubbing their lack of effort in our faces like this is just plain shitty. Don't know why, but I actually expected better from them...
This is the anon who posted that.
This what he looks like.
He's full retard. Because he's a retard and that's what retards do, they go even more retarded.
Post YFW this episode
Because it almost always takes months and months to complete ~20 minutes of animated entertainment regardless of who you are unless if you're doing some incredibly low budget thing and that's the gimmick. They have to spread out the release or they would burn through the series, and this way they get to run reruns for the next year and a half.
Man the trolls are out today. Ep was on point, niggers
stop being a fucking cunt none care you can't be a decent person
i didn't ask for these feels Justin
That's because McGruder wanted to ride the Anime dicktrain and show the world how much of a weeb he could be
If I'm not mistaken the animation process for this is a hand drawn computer animation bordering on Flash with enough attention to detail to make it the masterpiece of simplistic fuckery that it is
I'd give it half a year for the new season to be teased at a comic con and probably next August for it to come out. Pretty sure they just said "Year and a Half" to bait the autismos
If the government didn't do a good job searching their house Morty could use some of Rick's equipment to try and find him.
But the last time that happened he almost fucking died if it weren't for Birdman.
No, but you look like you know what a dick tastes like lmao
Oh, shit, I understand now.
Today, I have become faggot.
/CO/ is full of fags that are butt hurt they will never be animators will shit on good animation
korra was bad too lol
I'm just saying he's not exactly public enemy number one because he's flipping people off and drinking in public. He's kind of a mass murderer, and the case for him being locked up is a good one. Doesn't mean i'm not rooting for Rick. It'd be a hell of a boring show if it was his prison experience. But I'm not going to whitewash Rick's obviously anti-social disdain for sentient life and pretend he's some kind of preyed upon rebel.
He's kind of a giant dick. And that's exactly what we all love about him.
>Who cares about Rick's freedom if alternate reality Ricks exist?
There is only one Rickest Rick though. And the smartest dude in the galaxy earned the right to do whatever he wants
>Elder God tier
A Rickle in Time
Auto Erotic Assimilation
The Ricks Must Be Crazy
Look Who's Purging Now
The Wedding Squanchers
Big Trouble In Little Sanchez
Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate
It's been implied every now and again that Morty has an enormous amount or potential and I wouldn't be surprised if Roiland did indeed showcase a brilliant Morty. Remember Evil Morty? It was apparent in that episode that EM is just as brilliant as Rick, or possibly even more. More than that, Morty has shown himself to be more ruthless and contain a lot of rage. See the episode featuring the purge.
>Tammy was with Birdperson for presumably a really long time
>Didn't hesitate to light him up like a black teenager in a ghetto
I get that if there were any hesitation Rick would have stopped her somehow and he wouldn't have died but that was just ice cold to spend all that time with someone and do that.
I liked them all except Little Rick (Best beth part imo) and get schwifty (are they gods or what? celebrity jokes are stupid too, whole episode was too silly)
favorite is probably rickle in time never seen a show like that before
They're both good faggots. One was about drug addiction and one was about a legacy that didn't mean much to Cash anymore. They're both powerful versions and is such a well written song by Reznor that was able to take on such a completely different meaning when it was sung by Cash
It took me a a second to process the lyrics but when I figured out what song it was, it hit like a fucking ton of bricks.
I think that was just an example of if you throw a million eggs at a wall, there's a chance one of them won't break. Same with Doofus Rick. Rules of infinite multiverse states that there would have to be at least one smart Morty.
Selling the cure for space aids?
uh...saving earth by getting schwifty that one time?
I guess saving the earth from mech-suit dogs...
I'm kind of drawing a blank here...
Interdimensional Cable 1 (fuck the name) is god tier
Though with all the progress they made in Beth and Jerry's relationship and then having them going back to the cuck and the cunt not even two episodes later kinda throws it down to the shit tier
Shame too, the overall existentialist tones and character development made it a damn near perfect episode
>Look Who's Purging Now
>not in at least God Tier...
come on son
>season 3 premiere is Interdimensional Cable 3 with Rick watching it in prison
VERY SERIOUS QUESTIONS:
How old is Rick?
When he was younger did he always have blue hair? Or is it supposed to be grey?
>What are the chances the Summer and Morty start to really hate Jerry
>and Beth divorces him for good?
So the good ending for both involved? I'm so fucking sick of the save the marriage plot
>how old is rick
old enough to have a teenage granddaughter, so probably at least in his 60s.
>All the Rick clones of Rick at various stages of life all had the same hair colour.
>What are you in for?
Found this episode a lot better than the last few, not my favorite this season but one of the best.
Jerry managed to inadvertently fuck Earth over and send Beth's dad (whom she never got to know much of) packing to intergalactic incarceration
Beth would be a fucking moron to sit through more of Jerry's shit at this point
>One was about legacy
>>Implying Rick wasn't obsessed with his own freedom and legacy he'd leave behind after letting himself get caught
>>>Implying the Cash version wouldn't have highlighted the true sacrifice Rick was making by giving literally the only thing he cared about for the sake of his family (sans Jerry)
You should have taken a bit longer before making that mistake of a response without thinking. But hey, I guess time flies when you're a faggot.
>Jerry managed to inadvertently fuck Earth over
What did he do? Rick put him in space UPS
>and send Beth's dad (whom she never got to know much of) packing to intergalactic incarceration
Oh no the known slaver and mass murderer who puts small children and his family at risk got locked up
"Dumb" Rick isn't even dumb, though. He's still a genius, but picked on because he literally eats his own shit. Rick/Morty could be unique because of personality changes in each universe, not because of genetics. One could interpret EM and our Morty as a case of nature vs nurture. In other words, EM is unique because of his personality and not because of his genetic lineage. This implies that our Morty has the same intellectual capacity, but it hasn't been nurtured.
See Beth/Jerry in alt. universes. Both were successful due to their decision to abort Summer.
REMINDER THAT ALL TAMMY/BIRDPERSON PORN IS NOW TWICE AS KINKY
Also why didn't Tammy just pull this at the party, Rick, Squanchy, and Birdperson were all there
So, was anybody else completely unsurprised by Tammy's sudden by inevitable betrayal? My first clue that something was up was when Gaius Baltar and Caprica Six were introduced as her parents.
I wasn't talking about it being applied to the show faggot. I was talking about the songs by itself.
Grow some reading comprehension faggot. Both versions are still good as fuck from a musical and lyrical standpoint.
1. Not enough of the wanted criminals were there, meaning people besides those main 3
2. Rick was on earth, it was in his house, meaning that the chances of him being able to pull himself out of this would be much higher
3. Because he literally froze time at the end of the episode, not that anyone would know he could do that, but because they assumed he could do anything
Rick's party is in his home so all his shit is there.
Also all his allies are there.
And its on a non-federation planet.
The house was teleported
The wedding is more controlled as they can gather more agents.
I don't know if you noticed, but Jerry is an asshole
The closest he ever came to a win was getting beth pregnant the second time was when she didn't divorce him multiple times throughout her life
Was it... was it not obvious who they were supposed to be?
Longer time to drum up hype, people say "oh man, you gotta watch this show it's so awesome" over the year and people have the time to watch the whole series in that time. Word of mouth has a chance to spread, and more people will tune in for the season premiere in a year than another episode next week.
>What have I become?
>My sweetest friend
>Everyone I know
>Goes away in the end
>And you could have it all
>My empire of dirt
>I will let you down
>I will make you hurt
Anyone else getting fucked up on the captcha? It keeps giving me the "select all images with street name signs" prompt and even though I've done it, it keeps acting like it's wrong.
>"I promise to be yours until your death"
>the ending and Hurt started playing
"what are you in for?"......"everything"
Honestly, I was suspicious as soon as I found out the two of them were showing up in a third episode with relevant roles.
Also it never really made sense for an earth girl in highschool to hook up with an old bird person and decide to get squanched.
...but you do get Caprica Six?
That, and hitting the auto-post button after successfully solving the captcha when it's still in countdown mode, and when it gets to 0 will tell me I forgot to solve the captcha.
Whatever happened to typing words instead of this picture bullshit?
Birdman talking about how he and Rick were wanted and how there were a ton of criminals there was a red flag but I didn't put it together. I thought they were just gonna get raided, not that Tammy was an agent.
OOOOHHH WEE, HOW'S RICK GONNA GET OUT OF THIS PICKLE?
FIND OUT NEXT SEASON IN A YEAR AND A HALF OR LONGER!
I assume most of the criminals were killed, or at least the ones who were important (Birdperson/Squanchy). I'm curious if Krombopulous Michael was one of them too, he looked like a few of the government agents but clearly wasn't one of them
Did you call the hotline? What did you say?
I proposed to Dan Harmon
>morty uses legit means to go visit snowball
>gets one of the smart helmets
>juices it using the car battery/help from colbert
>becomes smart as shit
>overthrows government and gets rick out.
>rick is only in prison for like 2 days.
>rick not even impressed
No, that was definitely setting up the raid but it was also incredibly on the nose. That entire dialogue was to remind the audience, "hey, you know how Rick is a wanted fugitive who has basically shot his way out of every single encounter he's had with the Galactic Federation in the last two seasons? Well, a bunch of the other wedding guests are wanted fugitives, too! I sure hope nothing bad happens because of that!" It's Chekhov's Gun in exposition form.
This was more subtle than that, as evidenced by how few people apparently noticed it.
>implying going full venture brothers is a bad thing
Someone needs to draw Rick in the spirit of this famous painting
>implying you take terrorist to a hospital and just don't let them bleed there like the terrorist pigs they are.
Birdguy was the Osama Bin Laden of Rick and Morty, hey hey got off easy.
I'm Jerry Smith, and I LOOOVE sucking big sweaty dick and licking disgusting, furry testicle sacks
Yeah, motherfucker. Not such a bad idea, now, is it?
>Birdperson and Squanchy are fucking dead
EVERYONE I KNOW
IN THE END
I wish I knew what they were fighting, and if it was justified.
Guys, Deviantart is already making shit. Already
god the tiny planet gig had me laughing every time. was just super hilarious every time.
1. Galactic federation is cross dimensions
2. Our Rick is the Rickiest rick aka the most troublesome one
I wouldn't be surprised if the Society of Ricks remains absolutely neutral in this affair specifically. Odds are the federation knows about them.
>Think for a second that there's still Gearhead, he could help save Ri-
why don't they just get Mr. Meeseeks to get Rick out of jail
Rick explained that the council of ricks was only formed because so many Ricks had problems with established government.
It's not known if the Galactic Federation spans the multiverse, but I'd assume so otherwise dealing with them was always as simple as dimension hopping.
>yfw they get a Meeseeks army next season
>spawn army of unkillable meseeks to get rick out of jail
Please let this happen.
They weren't even Rick's original Birdperson and Squanchy. They were just a Birdperson and Squanchy who thought he was their Rick who is currently rotting in the yard of the Smith family.
Rick can always hang out with two nigh-identical ones after he busts out of jail again via a different universe.
almost as good as TLA season 2 but not quite as GREAT as LOK season 2.
am I right or am I right?
This is exactly the kind of convoluted plot hole I hate with time travel, inter-dimensional themes in shows.
I suppose it's unavoidable, but as long as the show stick with OUR Rick and Morty, I really have no complaints.
>HI I'M MR MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME!
>HI MR MEESEEKS! I'M MR MEESEEKS! CAN YOU HELP ME HELP MORTY BUST HIS GRANDPA OUT OF PRISON?
>OOH WEE! CAAAN DO! DID HE TRY TUNNELING IN?
>OOH! HE'S TRYIN'!
There's no way to know if we've been following the same rick and morty every episode.
You know they're going to play with the idea of following around alternate ricks and morties.
They got portal technology and have shown up in at least two dimensions, so they have an established presence that rick has to actively hide from, rather than just portal away and stop giving a shit.
>He thinks it's the same Rick and Morty every episdoe
Rick literally murdered an entire universe and threatened to kill another if it wouldn't keep his car battery going.
He's still the worst.
Rick's pretty much a massive slave owner himself. And will kill billions to power his car.
>My first clue that something was up was when Gaius Baltar and Caprica Six were introduced as her parents.
... SON OF A BITCH!!!
>There's no way to know if we've been following the same rick and morty every episode.
It clearly is our Rick and Morty, numerous references to past episodes, in addition to the season 2 beginning being wrapping up the season 1 cliff hanger. Really the fact that we are sticking with one Rick and Morty makes it great. Futurama loved to jump shit with any Fry and Lela, Roiland and Harmond are doing good with sticking with one and it's effects.
DUDE. What if Evil Morty busts Rick out so he can guarantee his future of becoming Evil Morty due to OUR Morty being him?
Holy shit, I can totally see an episode or two of Morty getting his shit together and hopping around the universe, gathering an army and a couple of superweapons to go bust Rick out.