What do you think about cute spider girls /co/?
spider girls are a miracle of the universe
>Eww, his eyes are so bulgy and there's only two of them
>What is that thing sticking out in the middle of his face? Are those hairs in there? And those flaps on the sides?
>What the fuck, why does he have so many fangs? And most of them look stumpy!
Cute spider girls?
Do these count?
Why is there never any porn of Spider girls taking it up the butt /co/?
It's always at the front and never up the back.
because theres no stopping us of being better at being even worse than the homestuck fanbase
Because homestuck is a terribly written series with terrible characters that is being dragged out like it was a Big 2 comic?
While Undertale has better writing and characters and actually concludes.
Fuck that wannabe "spider girl".
They took everything unique about Ara├▒a in terms of powers and design then tore it all away and replaced it with the most boring & generic spider powers/suit.
Her now running around with the title of spider girl is just the final touch on how terrible and unimaginative the whole thing.
Because people get weirded out about vaginas in the back. See: mantis girls, queen bee girls, and ant girls. I don't care how technically impressive you are, Whitemantis, but lotus mantises don't have ivory geisha hair and conventional genitalia.
There is a point to the precedent, at least for more monstrous girls: with a rear vagina you're always doing doggy style. Missionary may hurt the poor girl, much less anything fancy. Conventional placement at least lets you look at her face as she gives you an eight-legged bug hug.
Just a reminder that according to scientists who have studied spider mating behavior the only thing female spiders select for in their mates is amount of leg hair, the hairier the better.
That said I think I got this
>no mention of the best /co/ related spider girl
I'm ashamed, /co/
/aco/ was beautiful for a whole 2 days
TWO DAYS OF WONDER
But then the mods went and forced /d/ shit everywhere and are just seem to be fucking up everything on purpose
>can't post furry
>beastiality is okay tho
For what purpose
>/co/ still making threads about ebin qt spidergirls while pretending they're not terrified of real spiders
>implying /d/ is the problem
The problem is banning it. Either ban western /d/ from /d/ or /aco/, but not both.
Why should /d/ shit be banned in the first place. If you don't like it, hide it or ignore it. If you feel like its taking up too many threads, make more of something you like.
/v/ pls, you are the only one that can't see the beauty of these creatures
>Implying not all spiders are cute
Spiders are my favourite animals you nignog you misinterpreted my post
Besides, that pretty much only happens in captivity, though that's an issue with spiders too.
Though, if it's a dryer season without much potential prey, the male will actually willingly give itself to its mate as food to insure the survival of his offspring.
Apparently that only happens if the female is put under stress during mating such as by having some humans staring at them normally spiders don't do that and in fact mate for life.
Because once upon a time in the early days of 4chan furries were intolerable and posted there shit everywhere on every board and treated it like a lifestyle.
Basically furries were the proto-sjw's screaming about how everyone who disliked them was "fursecuting" them and generally just being annoying creepy twats so moot permabanned them all after creating a furry board for april fools.
That was years ago but the lingering hatred of furries remains.
/d/ isn't necessarily the problem, but the less popular a fetish is, the more likely you'll have some uncensored distended gaping anus releasing gas clouds alongside a passive-aggressive "don't like, hide thread" post. The issue is that the more disgusting fetishists feel the need to shove it into people's faces, without even the courtesy of spoilering the OP (which even fucking /furry/ does), and trying to create a fetish land war on a burgeoning thread would create a high thread turnaround, which is less than optimal for a porn board without a working archive.
They have done studies which involved monitoring spider mating via cameras with no humans nearby and found out that many species do not eat their mates after mating and that they exhibit social bond behavior with their mate such as grooming each other.
These same scientists also made spider porn to determine what >>76468477 said.
>It's homestuck: the game.
Except the characters are more likable and the writing doesn't suck. Not to mention it doesn't drag on forever and is actually finished.
So, not at all like Homestuck.
I'd rather have spiders than flies.
Because furries always bring the worst kind of drama with them.
Remember early livejournal activists? Combine that with dA style autism and you know how much of a pain in the ass they are.
>without even the courtesy of spoilering the OP
/aco/ doesn't even have spoilers
There's nothing passive aggressive about it. If you can't handle seeing a picture of some girl farting, just hide the thread. It's that simple. Nobody is trying to shove their fetishes in your face.
Why, then? Why would you have a board that's open to fetishes people won't like and simply refuse to implement spoilers?
Also, yes, people are trying to shove their fetishes into my face. The board's called "Adult Cartoons", not "Western Porn/Alternative". It's a damn shame they can't post western on /d/ anymore, but showing a little courtesy to less extreme fetishists isn't that hard. They don't need to feel so insecure about posting that they feel the need to defensively ward off criticism, but they also don't need to flood what would have been a perfectly fine vanilla board out of desperation.
Basically nothing is original anymore. Even if you came up with an idea right now that has never occurred to you before in a vacuum, someone somewhere has had almost the exact same thought already.
Complaining about "Originality" is pointless.
That matches me.
But astrology is bullshit.
All spiders are created equal but the fat ones are the cutest
On a somewhat related note, did /co/ like undertale?
Yeah but I have the feeling the thread will be less autistic if we stick to discussing spiders
>Sony has the female characters from Ratchet and Clank future
>Microsoft has the females from Conker's bad fur day
>Nintendo has the squidlings
>PC has based spider girls
All things considered, this gen of video games is a good one.
What's going on ITT guys?
You all look so delicious
Shiny ones are pretty great too
I don't know how arachnophobic pussy brains work so don't ask me
Hey I may be scared of spiders but I'm nice enough to let the tiny ones live in my room. They usually only stay in the corners of the walls and don't move much. I don't know what the fuck they eat but they seem to be doing okay.
I don't want to be biased but it's very clear that jumpers and orbweavers have the monopoly on aesthetics
It did some things right and some things wrong. I have mixed feelings about it.
>*For example Alphys kinda became an annoying Flanderized character for no reason other than to relate to the weebs, which was gay
>Overworld is just a mesh of different areas
>Graphics coulda been more impressive in certain places seeing as what they were capable of
>Seriously why was there so much goddamn anime material
And this all leads me to the ultimate fault I think it had; the game had no real atmosphere outside of the battles. It just seemed like shit was there randomly. This also goes for the setting. There are cell-phones, anime, laboratories, monsters and such, yet they live in ruins, there's a king and he lives in a castle? Elevators in the hotland, etc. I dunno it didn't really feel organic. I'm under the impression that someone somewhere down the line had this big idea with holes in it and then he got other people to help him fill it with their shit and it kinda soiled the whole project. Also what sucks is since the battles are the best thing about it, well, they become mini-games of dodging since you're encouraged not to attack for the true ending. I dunno, the whole game seems really unfocused or something
Also if there would have been a fucking run button it woulda been less tedious, seriously.
>tldr; too many hands dirtied up the project
Two reasons, IMO.
>It ended. There's no room for it to get run into the ground.
Opinions differ on when Homestuck went to shit, but most people agree that it started off good and became progressively worse as Hussie began adding more and more shitty characters and pointless subplots, while drawing out the main plot as much as he could just to keep baiting his fans for free money. Since Undertale has a clearly defined ending and won't be added to or expanded on in any way, this keeps it from outstaying its welcome.
I wish someone would inform the fanbase of this.
>It's a video game. While the writing is for the most part Homestuck-tier (there's no denying Homestuck was its primary influence in that regard), it's made up for by the gameplay and interactivity.
I mean, it doesn't take much to realise that Homestuck, if properly handled, would make a fucking awesome video game. Shit just gets more fun when you get to play with it, rather than being just an observer. The fact that Undertale not only lets you play in its world, but also does a respectable job of tying gameplay and plot together, means that the often mediocre and sometimes outright obnoxious writing comes across much better than it would if you'd be reading it as a book or comic.
I agree. At first I thought it was just going to be one anime culture reference of tsundere catcus and that was it. I thought Toby was going to keep it subtle after that. And yeah the overworld could have been much better. I feel most of the charm is in Snowden.
It just needed more work but Toby was kind of lazy, I mean the game was already delayed for almost 2 years I believe.
Golden Orb Weavers are my favorite spider.
They are beautiful and have the strongest web a spider can make.
What is your favorite spider /co/?
Lynxes, huntsmen, jumpers and wolves
Proving to all the others that their bitch ass webs are unnecessary when you can just chase and tackle food to death
>And this all leads me to the ultimate fault I think it had; the game had no real atmosphere outside of the battles. It just seemed like shit was there randomly. This also goes for the setting. There are cell-phones, anime, laboratories, monsters and such, yet they live in ruins, there's a king and he lives in a castle? Elevators in the hotland, etc. I dunno it didn't really feel organic.
That was intentional. Have you never played Earthbound/Mother? It was supposed to be out of place on purpose.
They don't all look as exotic so you probably have
They are all ruthless sanic motherfuckers though
Uh what? None of the locations in Mother were out of place. They were quirky, unusual, but they were all streamlined enough to understand the world around the player. Roads led to other roads, towns were seperate towns, etc. The strange enemies and creatures were all related to the alien's 'influence' so that can be chalked up to psychic powers. I mean you can understand how a secret entrance underneath steonhenge contains a secret base for alien operation. As to why an underground area a human falls through, and is unable to get back up through, is sealed off with MAGIC, conatins MONSTERS, has cell phone, anime, a mountanous alpine region next to a lava area, and some kind of 'core.' That's a bit harder to follow and understand. I mean couldn't they have climbed up from where the human fell through to begin with...? Undertale never mentions the kid falling through a barrier.
>The muscle girls of the spider world
I don't think they were father and daughter just a bookstore owner and a girl that hung around his shop.
It's a horror short
Oh please, Mother was just as confusing.
>aliens come to earth and use magic, but it's not magic, but everyone can learn it so it is
>then one alien gets super mad, becomes red pasta sauce in a repeating background, and kills everything
>but then magic teacups and disco records and LE EPIC FUNNY HIPPIES XDXDXD! attack
Sounds pretty disjointed m80.
You mean goliath birdeaters?
>tfw no qt hueg muscular spider waifu to love you and make stylish furniture out of her glorious golden webs
Back to /d/ it is...
>Only Ness and his party had PSI powers
>Floating objects are spooky references to horror movies and shit because alien invasion would be scary
And regardless Earthbound wasn't produced in this dank meme era. It has quirks but nothing in it is a diirect meme like in Undertale so you can get off that train of thought anytime.
I don't remember the details, but the PSI powers have a connection to Giygas. It has something to do with the couple that found and raised him. The man gained psychic powers from him somehow and it's implied Ness is related to this first family because he looks a ton like Ninten. Or some shit, there is a history on it, google it. I'm starting to doubt if you've even played the games cause any Mother fan would know this shit, probably just falseflagging cause you wanna defend Undertale's faulty parts
I'm not sure neon blue is the word I'd use but Gooty sapphires can get pretty nuts
Lord Jesus please come and reap sinners like me so I don't have to read all the misinformation in this post
>and eat them after mating.
They aren't supposed to see
>I want a giantess spider waifu to eat me
That's because you're a degenerate vorefaggot please exit the world by way of bullet thank you.
>Does Muffet count as loli
According to Ava's demon's creator ( I can't remember her name) who designed her Muffet is a loli but I never got that impression in the game itself.
Temmie is in college.
Didn't really follow the story there, did you?
>evil alien from the first game is back!
>three psychic kids and one badass mofo have to stop him from taking over the world with his evil alien empire
>leader/chosen one psychic kid becomes the Buddha
>they can't stop him now, have to go back, back to the past
>kill his FINAL FORM OF PURE EVIL with love, song, and prayer, just like the last game
>"Spiders generally use elaborate courtship rituals to prevent the large females from eating the small males before fertilization, except where the male is so much smaller that he is not worth eating."
You're pretty stupid for a guy that likes spiders so much.
>Floating objects are spooky references to horror movies and shit because alien invasion would be scary
Except they're all living, and you see stupid crap like walking oranges and sponges.
>I don't remember the details, but the PSI powers have a connection to Giygas.
And yet everyone in the game can use them. The happy happy cultist, random monsters in the allyway, monsters hidden in pyramids, and things giygas could not have possibly influenced. the guardians were one thing, but random monsters made out of trash? That's too much to expect.
>kill his FINAL FORM OF PURE EVIL with love, song, and prayer, just like the last game
So it's pretentious pseudo-trash?
>rips off the walking table from Mother 3
The room with the best equipment in the game also has present boxes with sprites just like Mother 2, and that's not a meme but it's a blatant reference to what it's trying to imitate. The game is very influenced by the internet culture. If you've played it, I shouldn't have to explain it to you, Toby
>Despite these examples and many other similar reports, however, the theory of the "sacrificial male" has become greater than the truth. Mating of spiders is not always followed by cannibalism. Indeed, scholars have noted that the "supposed aggressiveness of the female spider towards the male is largely a myth" and that cannibalism only occurs in exceptional cases.
The fucking HHH WERE being influenced by Giygas you fuck. You had to defeat that Golden statue thing that was possessing the leader and the cult. IIRC Giygas was using them to round up PSI users which is why they captured Paula. And yes just about every enemy in the game IS under the fucking alien's influence. Porky's evil intentions only magnified under it too. Who's to say Giygas isn't bad enough to manifest trash cans and shit? What even your argument anymore?
What? The dog is his avatar. How the fuck are cute dogs memes?
that's not a meme, it's just referencing anime.
Not memes, just annoying and playing off of internet culture of the time.
>rips off the walking table from Mother 3
>Mother 3 invented walking furniture
Not a meme anyway. May as well pretend Mother 3 stole it from Little Nemo.
I've beat it a few times. References aren't memes. None of that is a meme. Sounds like you're some tumblr kid.
Holy shit, finally a criticism about the game I see eye to eye with that isn't coming from shitposters who only saw a few screenshots from the game. I was beaming with excitement over Undertale right after leaving the ruins and meeting Sans/Papyrus. It started dipping after Snowdin, and then completely dipped off in Hotland.
The twists and turns the gameplay offered were genuinely impressive but anything outside the unique combat system was kind of shit. Puzzles were somewhat lazily done and were trivialized far too many times to be the butt of a by-then dead horse of a joke. The game seemed like it was setting the player up for some great grand adventure and that you'd eventually learn of the dark side of the monsters and whatnot. Besides Alphys' dishonesty, that never happened. There was a golden opportunity to explore that with Flowey, but they had to go with
his evil side being the human soul side that "hated humanity" for no given reason, not the monster soul side.I feel like the whole hyper meta bullshit completely entangled into the story was shoehorned in just so people can gush over how "deep" the lore is; it's hard to see it any other way.
Fuck, I love many parts of Undertale but there are so many glaring flaws with it, it's odd to see so few pointing them all out. And I had to go to a /co/ thread of all places to see one that did.
>There was a golden opportunity to explore that with Flowey, but they had to go with his evil side being the human soul side that "hated humanity" for no given reason, not the monster soul side.
Wow, that's REALLY wrong. Did you simply not play the game?
The human's souls isn't in Flowey. Asriel could not feel emotions as a flower, and eventually went nuts. He tried to kill himself, and found that he came back at a "save point" of sorts due to determination that was injected into him by Alphys. After countless resets where he was nice to everyone, he got bored and started to hurt people for entertainment, much like RPG player do on subsequent playthroughs.Go watch the genocide run story.
Just waiting for the vore fetishist to figure out that the stuff he read in a 1988 science textbook is wrong
The point he was making, though, was that the main villain (Asriel/Flowey) wasn't explained, though. That's outright wrong. In fact, the whole deconstruction of the genre with Flowey is arguably the most intriguing part of the game. Chara is another story. Maybe we'll get something in hard mode for that.
I just wanted to hang out with you /co/ geeze!
Just ignore them. If they want to pretend that all dogs are memes, let them.
BUT ITS TRUE
I HAVE A DEGREE IN MEMEOLOGY
Cute spidergirl in a game called Undertale. You don't have to play it, but I think you'll enjoy it, especially if you like JRPGs or vidya in general.
She's got a kickin' theme:
Looks like I did get that mixed up.
After hearing Asriel's explanation at the end of the game, I assumed that after he had died, his soul was still combined with Chara's after becoming Flowey from Alphys' experiments, which now that I think about it, doesn't make sense following what happens when a monster and human soul combine. So yes, I got that bit wrong. Still, I have issues that the rest of the monsters are portrayed as only defensive and innocent, and the true pacifist ending overall.
It's just another choice of instrument. If the song is good, it's good. If it's bad, it's bad. That song is good. If you think it's simple, you didn't hear it past the 30 second mark.
>doesn't throw a stink when Splatoon, Kirby and Pikmin are spammed here
>suddenly cries of autistic rage when Undertale gets some attention
This board and it's biases.
I never said it was simple. I said it was garbage.
It's lazy, retro, pandering. Games should have evolved beyond past this by now.
But I guess when a tool like that is available, everyone suddenly considers themselves a musical expert.
>Games should have evolved beyond past this by now.
That;s like saying cartoons should have evolved past being hand drawn.
>But I guess when a tool like that is available, everyone suddenly considers themselves a musical expert.
Nice bait. Instrument =/= composition. Honestly, the very idea that you can "evolve past" something as an artistic tool is so stupid you almost gave me cancer.
>dissing on Nintendo to protect your furry meme game.
The man got a kickstarter for a reason. Using Chiptunes is just for nostalgia gaming appeal, instead of making your own appeal.
>hates on memes
Seems like a bit of a double edged sword.
And it's fine to dislike furries, but he shouldn't be a hypocrite about it.
He can hate Undertale too for all I care, but saying he hates it because it's furry and it has memes? Then it gets kinda dumb.
>Using Chiptunes is just for nostalgia gaming appeal, instead of making your own appeal.
By that logic, nobody is ever allowed to use chiptunes again because it's not "unique". Well every instrument on the planet has been played to death. Better toss out violins, pianos, guitars, drums... Yeah, no instruments allowed in music any more. I'm done, you're obviously baiting, and this is a waste of time.
Wow, I thought I hit the stupid limit on /v/. Turns out /co/'s community is somehow even more brainless... I discover new lows every day...
I can take solace in the fact that I was right all along
>Temmie is in college.
Colleges don't have an age limit
As a general rule of thumb (and quite obvious from the two pictures) male spiders have their pedipalps enlarged near the end for the purpose of holding hands
with the females sperm receptacle.
Them's my roots. You can tell your real fetishes when they predate your puberty. It's not the fascination that was applied to sex, it was the sex that got applied to the fascination.
That's not even remotely true. Even ignoring the basic implications of that statement the degradation of the public school system in countries like america as well as the subsequent dumbing down of the secondary education system has rendered college education at the level where high school and middle school would be if the public school system was doing its job right. Private schools at this point are teaching kids at what hs become the college level not only in subject material but in the semi-autonomous curriculum structure and not only do the kids take to it all just fine they frequently take to it better than actual college students coming from stunted education programs.
I figured it was closer to a lemonade stand. Temmies clearly have no sense of business
>Having the same item at multiple prices.
I've at least 12 spiders in my house. Most of them are in the basement. A huge fat one lives outside my window. I feed one in my room's ceiling but it doesn't trust the bugs I give it.
>there are people who think that not screwing your spider-waifu in the spinneret is a valid option
It's okay to have people dislike something you like, though, even if their arguments aren't well formulated.
You think this is bad for /co/? Wait until the weekend spooky girls thread where someone will inevitably bring up Monster High.
They're limited to weekends to prevent oversaturation, but yeah. They're kept up by Ghoul School discussion, some School for Vampires chat, some classic movie reminiscing, quite a few goth girls, and the drawfriend antics of Brokenlynx, Herny, and anybody with a hard on for spooky girls. Fingers crossed we cover Hotel Transylvania 2 and some other lesser-known properties next thread, and that we get a Halloween blowout for a finale.
I'd ask you to check the archives for a sample, but archive.moe decided to shit the bed.
Are the big eyes or the small eyes its actual eyes?
Megalovania is great too
>people who play the game like it
>people who don't complain that it's tumblr furshit
>both parties clash
It's pretty clear.
.but you're going back in time to kill an alien god via abortion
Meh, Chrono Trigger handled it better. Minus the killing it with love and hope thing, you just hack Space Seed Imperfect Cell to death with Katanas and laser beams.
the imperfect cell part was kinda the worse though. He was awesome as just a mindless space seed that fucks up planets so hard it rips time a new asshole. The final two part reeks a bit of "AHA IT WAS ME ALL ALONG" even if the thing behind Lavos was still technically Lavos, making him a Russian nesting doll alien was a little weak
Outer Lavos is just the incubation shell. The thing you fight inside is the real deal. I liked it, made it feel like some truly alien life-form beyond mortal ken. The thing just refused to die, and your continued efforts were an incomprehensible nuisance to it, like an ant trying to bite you after you've already stepped on it.
In fact, if you buy the cheapest temmie food and resell it you can get infinite money.
It's tedious as fuck as you can only get 1g each time, but that way you can buy anything, even bypass the spider fight if you forgot to buy in the ruins
These ones mostly eat other spiders. Those long legs are meant to keep other spiders the fuck away from them while they wrap it up.
/co/ is just awful at discouraging off-topic discussion like that.
Well, it wasn't ALL chiptunes
How the fuck am I supposed to fap to hot thorax donut holes when all of her damn kids are in the way.
That and the gif is tiny. Did you save that solely for your own weakness or some lousy shit?
I always forget if it's "red to yellow, he's a mellow fellow" or if it's "red to yellow, he's a dangerous fellow". I try sticking with the "red to black" one, but then I forget if it's "stay back" or "attack". Making mnemonic devices about dangerous snakes easy to confuse probably wasn't the best idea.
Best theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDFUcjWARU
Also everyone knows the Venom symbiote is the best spider girl in Marvel. Yandere a best.
It's "Red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow. Red touches black, you're alright, jack."
But to be honest by the time you can tell what order the stripes are in it's probably too late.
Yeah and comics should have evolved pass black and white too! Nobody ever produced a single good black and white comic since color printing became a thing! And who the fuck still uses violins?!
I WANT to do a genocide play though if only too see the massive difference it presents in characterization and gameplay
but i love these character and just cant do it, that said im glad i didnt do it first cause i couldn't take that changes it'd make to the pacifist ending
thats one of the few spider pictures that legitimately unnerves me. Its straight out of a nightmare
>It just needed more work but Toby was kind of lazy, I mean the game was already delayed for almost 2 years I believe.
to be fair the game is dense, neutral playthroughs is where its at mostly though, the game changes based on who you kill, character will treat you different and the endings vary a lot on that as well
They remind me of the mutants from Drifting Classroom.
Nigga that's some sort of Salitcidae.
Spitter spiders look way different, and are in the family Scytodidae.
that counts as an abomination
That's really fucking horrifying anon, I've seen some shit before, but I never expected something like this.
Yes. It is called an "epigynum". They are structured very different species to species.
I got over my fear of them when I forced myself to choose between terror and fascination by googling spider faces and mouths every day.
They're still a bit spine-tingling in real life, but I used to shriek and run as a kid. Now I can pick them up carefully in my hand and set them outside so my cats don't eat them, and admire them making webs on my windows.
I don't find Ogre Spiders scary.
Wolf Spiders on the other hand? They look aggressive as FUCK. Which is funny because they're actually scaredy cats who only bite you because they hide in your clothes.
Camel Spiders on the other hand? Yikes, those fuckers are hellspawn.
I'm a Capricorn.
Does that mean I wanna fuck a fish while giving a goat cunnilingus?
Actually, Capricorn has roots as an ancient pagan god of war and peace, life and death, change and normalcy, semen and menstrual blood. So Capricorn can't decide what it wants to be.
Nothing says Autumn like a Cross Weaver in the window.
So Monster Masume works on the idea that the bigger the race, the bigger their breasts since the race needs more milk.
So...when do we see pics of an adorbz spiderbabby wrapping tiny legs around a giant boob while suckling?
>Conker's Bad Fur day
Not even Live and Reloaded was this gen.
>There will never be a western Nikku Drill
i remember seing this documentary about a porn director that said something just like you, he had this ballon fetish and made porn movies with ballons,and whe asked what he tough a fetish was he said that when you are a kid and have an obsession, and them grow up and didn`t lose your obsession them it becomes a fetish
That's pretty wild, and it makes perfect sense.
I remember always playing pretend, and a lot of my imaginary adventures involved facing down a foe or having an ally that was giant, often girls, even though girls were usually kind of weird at the time. And one of my most vivid early memories is walking around the local video rental store and being incredibly interested in Attack of the 60 ft Centerfold (horrible movie, by the way, barely worth being called a B movie). And here I am years later, shitposting on 4chan with giant girls.
I've actually been wondering about Musume.
Is it guaranteed that in all human/monster couples that the child will be the same race as the mother or is it only certain species like harpies and lamias?
>He doesn't cultivate common house spiders outside of his home to trap and kill lesser bugs
>He doesn't cultivate wolf spiders to kill lesser bugs and some small rodents
>He probably doesn't even know there's a difference between wolf spiders and brown recluses
>Animals don't understand images.
What? Why in the fuck would you think that?
You should know about Recluse. Their bites make your skin and muscle flat out die.
So you know which ones you want near your home since the venom in their bites is in such a small dose that it doesn't even harm small children (but hurts like shit), and which one is able to rot off large portions of your flesh with their highly dangerous bites.
>Look up the killer spider
>It lives in the south
Thank god I don't live in the south or I would have been bitten a long time ago
No joke the only reason why I hate them is because I used to get bit by them all the time.
why is it when spiders are humanized
theyre goth girls or at least something close to the cliche
is it the silk and web?
They have a bit of everything for everyone.
They are fuzzy and cute, or they are chitinous and cold, they can be as alien as need be or just barely noticable from the waist up as a spidergirl.
Really, it's the same reason why any combination of animal/insect/robot.
Most animals don't understand images. Human beings who live in remote areas and never look at pictures don't either. They took pictures of a village in a rainforest and showed it to them and they didn't know what the fuck they were looking at. Panda porn is also ineffective for probably the same reason.
He's on a binge, the "Get mom and dad back together project". Also, lamp porn.
I can't think of a single unlikeable character in Undertale, and I can't think of a single likeable character in Homestuck (by this point).