SEASON 2B TRAILER:
>Next episode October 12th, "Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future".
BRAND NEW PROMO:
>Alex promises for this episode to send the show OFF THE RAILS.
>Dana Terrace says shit's about to get REAL.
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Don't screw up the OP.
3 days untill they play with my feelings.
semen demonis gonna die this episode like everyone theorized, at least let him die a hero's death (no, not THAT kind of hero's death btw)
>tfw still no best girl
Can anyone explain me why ppl call Shermy pepsimax and Bill a semen demon
>implying Stan didnt look all over town for those journals
>he already found the hidden ufo years ago
>inside the zone of visitation he found the wish granter
>it was dangerous so he brought either Soos' dad and/or Wendy's mom
>stan sacrifices the other to the Meat Grinder
>his wish brought Dipper and Mabel into existence
>the twins are the biggest anomalies in Gravity Falls
>The party starts Monday at 8
So this is the episode
>your dimension is gonna learn how to party
There's a reason Mabel went to Sweatertown that night. Something obviously happened on the lake that night, that the episode skipped.
>filbrick separated stan/ford because he knew that if stan was around ford wouldn't do something as stupid make an eternal deal with a triangle and he wouldn't be able to manipulate ford into making the portal
Alright I'm not answering any questions, because im not going to be here long, who has the leaked card from the next episode? the one without the red text and it's just the basic image without any text or Episode Symbol?
Monday is coming.
>Arica will never play you a jolly ditty about violently disemboweling Alex
funnier than Alex in a big and tall shop
It's parasitic worms. Please see your doctor immediately.
But you think you got it bad! When I get nervous, I get Mothras in my stomach! It can sometimes become such a hassle, I take GODZILLANOL to relieve it. Ah, GODZILLANOL, "It stomps out all of your cramps and indegestion!"
In lieu of thanks for giving you the advice to see your doctor, pay me $50. That should finally settle my student loans!
--Dr Alex Hirsch, phD, Harvard Medical School Graduate of 1999
>Mabel plans party alone
>Dipper and Ford find alien ship
>They launch it, crash, and the rift in Ford's pocket breaks
>Bill and his hell crew come in and throw a bitchin' kegger
>Mabel joins in
Here's how i think it's gonna down
>episode has cold opening with some earthquake activity when everyone asleep
>only ford has awaken by it
>he starts to investigate and say "omg", cut to short opening title theme
>everyone start preparing the birthday for the twins, mabel is really enthusiastic about it
>suddenly an earthquake occurs (just like in the preview)
>mabel thinks it's just an earthquake and nothing can stop this birthday party
>suddenly ford asked dipper to investigate the source of the earthquake
>dipper agreed with it
>but mabel wants dipper to help her spread the birthday invitation all over the town together
>dipper promises to mabel that he won't be long and will help her as soon as he's done
>mabel says okay and making sad face as dipper starts leaving
>ford and dipper starts to investigate and the source seems coming from beneath the surface from the preview
>whatever they found at the bottom suddenly shit happens and both finally get out from the bunker
>dipper realized it was already afternoon
>he goes back to the shack
>he founds sad mabel in there
>mabel was angry because how much he was spending much time with ford rather than her
>both arguing about it, bla bla bla about the birthday thingy, end up with fight
>and then shit happens
>AND THEN ANOTHER SHIT HAPPENS
>AND THEN MORE ANOTHER SHIT HAPPENS
>You cannot comprehend the true form of Bill's attack!
>Mabel prayed from the bottom of her heart
>I wanna shove my hand right up your ass
>And rip your damn innards right out
>Wanna cut your manlet head off
>And mount it right up on my wall
>You based a character off of me
>That was quite a dick move of you to do
>I hope that Manzi stabs you and that you bleed right out and that you die a very painful death
Spotted the number 235 on the house. The white gift section of the house
Alex you better make season 3
My exact case scenario, man...
It's a Double Dipper Boner
So his wish made his brother/sister have twins?
Because Mabels and Dippers parent/s do exist. Stan was talking to him/her over the phone in that episode where he lost the deed to the shack to Gideon.
Now I'll be glad when you're dead, you cuckold you, uh-huh
I'll be glad when you're dead, you cuckold you, oh yeah
Well I let into my home, you gonna leave my twins alone
I'll be glad when you're dead, you cuckold you
Now I'll be glad when you die, you hackle you, uh-huh
I'll be glad, oh I'll be kekked to death when your show leaves this earth, oh yeah
When you're lyin' down six feet deep, no more cocks on Disney XD
I'll be glad when you're dead, you hackle you, oh yeah
Ah, you just ain't no good! oh, you cuck
Now listen here, I'll be glad when you're dead, cuckold you, uh-huh
I'll be glad when you're dead, you cuckold you, oh yeah
I'll be standin' on the corner high, when they drag your body by
I'll be glad when you're dead, you know I'm gonna be so happy when you're gone you Dipper
I'll be glad when you're dead, you cuckold you
>"Dipper and Mabel vs The Future"
>time is relative
>get sent back to before BCE
>dipper and mabel fight against Bill
>dipper and mabel deal with sumbulshit way back when
>stay there decades, not knowing how to get back
>draw pictures and warnings in cave to warn others in the future
>die of old age or at the hands of Bill
>So Dipper, seems like we're the first two humans to technically ever exist!
>Yeah, guess we're stuck together.
>So....that kinda makes us like Adam and Eve, huh?
>Y-yeah, it does...
Wow talk about lazy.
Look at the people, they're just generic looking folk, how hard is it to make wooden versions of some of the characters? Atleast Candy and Grenda, AT LEAST. They had wooden characters in The Love God for Mabel's shipping fetish, why not here? This just looks too bland.
I might not be good enough at art to critique this, but if I was as good as they have been this season, I'd go the full mile, not 3/4ths of it.
>arguing about pinecest/candip/padippica
We all know what the true Dipper ship is, anons.
Funny,when I saw that screenshot my first thought was how cute and thoughtful (did you notice the die?) Mabel's very handmade looking project looked. Think in terms of the show. Mabel probably whipped this up all in a day, and the wooden people aren't specific because she didn't yet give out invitations to see who can come. Smart
This. If this show ending is SDMI tier then it'll all be worth it.
I was watching a livestream of Disney XD and there was another short promo, featuring a vocal version of Mabel yelling at Dipper, I have a somewhat decent quality version here (just a screenshot)
I'm really sorry I couldn't record it, I didn't think they were going to actually show a new promo.
I kinda worked fast as soon as a print screened the stream, there's a chance that it was a vocal track layered over the scene, but she said along the lines of "I worked really hard to put this together" and it ended on a high note, like there was more to the sentence, I watched the Look Ahead trailer and it looks like she might have said that so maybe it was a legit section of the clip.
I have my recorder on Standby and won't stop recording tonight.
>you will never motorboat Grunkle Stan's moobs
>"mommy and daddy dont pay attention to me!!!"
>is seen around her parents more than the Pine twins, Candy, Grenda, Wendy, etc
They have that over in the /aco/ /gfg/ thread.
That's because you're a closet furry, anon. Just go yank it to some vanilla sex in the missionary position between two consensual human adults and you'll have nothing to worry about.
The most effective bait is an exaggeration of the truth rather than an obviously incorrect statement. The former gets people riled up; the latter inevitably ends in "I was just pretending to be retarded". Personally, I don't see a problem with pointing out weak bait.
There's already so much to dislike about Pacifica's poor little rich girl shtick. There's no need to make things up if you want to shit on her.
I was just hoping to salvage some discussion out of it. These threads are slow as fuck lately.
>Ford and Dipper find the machine or whatever that's causing the floating cliffs
>They turn it off and/or destroy it
>The cliffs fall
>The only entrance/exit to Gravity Falls is now blocked
>No one can escape Bill
Makes sense to me. They look like a geographical impossibility, so someone used a bit of poetic license when naming them. Not like the settlers who founded the town would've been ayyy lmao savvy anyway.
What would you prefer they be called? Split cliffs? Suspiciously-shaped cutout cliffs?
>mfw noone asks Alex about a third season at the con
Speaking of analyzing, im bringing this image back.
Oh, and notice the sunset. Symbolicly it represents death. She might be looking at past memories of Stan and Dipper is just about to find out he's dead.
Maybe he finds his old hat.
Oh, sorry, didn't mean to suggest you didn't know what you were talking about. I was just expanding on your suggestion, for the benefit of others. Haven't had coffee yet, blame it on that.
Have a Mabel, anon.
For the analysis to happen we need someone to man up and ask the damn question at the con.
I'd do it myself but I'm thousands of miles away from NY.
Lemme explain why it's pointless to ask him about s3
At the panel, the audience will be seated in rows away from Alex while he sits on a chair behind a long desk. You can't "analyze" his microexpressions from there. Either way he's prepared for this question, it's been asked before and he's asked it all the time in Twitter.
It's obvious he has some sort of non-disclosure agreement with Disney going on. He's the kind of guy to tell us something like that if he could. He wants to give us Blu Rays, commentary tracks, to let us know when an episode is... But Disney forbids it like usual
I hope Dipper kept that bone spear. That was cool.
Instead of asking about s3, why not approach it in a different way: ask why is it no one can/will confirm that s2 is the end of the show, even though it's so close. "Does Disney think it'll hurt sales?...", etc. Gauge reaction, go from there.
just got around to watching ep14
what has this show become
you know, with a quick edit this could look like Waddle's flippin the bird.
Pencil on paper beats Paint-style programs for drawing. After looking at some old hand-draw fanart of mine, it almost always looks better even when I didn't use proper construction technique. It's just easier and more natural.
>tfw no "kids turn into mermaids and visit Atlantis" episode
>tfw no Mercifica
it was pretty cute to see Candy just be a normal girl with a crush
if Alex doesnt follow up on it and instead caves in solely to the Padipshit crowd then he really is a hack
>that red bathing suit
>another autistic shipping wars
look at what you've done Alex
C'mon, now. I like shipping as much as the next person, but it's pretty obvious that Candip is dead. So is every other ship. I think he might find a friend in Pacifica, but as far as romantic relationships go, Dipper's gonna end up alone.
The log reminds her of big black dick.
Maybe if you retards would quit annoying Alex on his Twitter account.
"Yeah so lemme give you guys a little hint about next week's epi..."
"I know what it's gonna be. Pinecest is going to become can..."
"Get fucked." (logs off Twitter)
You have the chance to permanently remove one fan creator's work and influence from the fandom. Who do you choose and why?
You can't choose Vailskibum because he's never actually produced anything original.
Infinity dice return when?
It's hard to feel sympathy for the little shit when he's spread false rumors about his show and generally acts like an ass to anyone who expresses interest in it. I kind of wish someone would leak the ending just to spite Hirsch.
>and generally acts like an ass to anyone who expresses interest in it
You'd be a dick too if you realized that 90% of your fans don't care about the actual mystery/storyline stuff you've been trying to do and are instead just interested in seeing underage characters have sex.
But that wouldn't be a 'fuck you', it would make me happier than any other ship.
Even though I'll admit I'm casually optimistic about he possibility of Pacifica seeing Dipper off with an compliment disguised as an insult, a phone number, and a kiss on the cheek
Unless you meant either Stan or Soos in a gay ship. In which case it would probably Stan getting nasty with McSuckit, since Soos already has a gf and they would have to go to the trouble of working in a reason for Soos to dump Melody.
Soos isn't actually a child though, he's in his early twenties I believe.
Unless you just mean that's the kind of relationship they have. Which is fine. I can also dig it in a platonic sense. Soos getting the father figure he always wanted, and Stan realizing he grew up to be a better 'father' than his ever was, even though he didn't have kids of his own.
All these people with Bill tattoos are going to feel like shit in a few years when they realize they've permanently branded themselves with a character from a Disney children's cartoon.
They'll be waiting in line with the people with the Elsa tattoos to have them removed.
Is this the part where we find out Alex owns half the Tatoo buisiness in the world?
If there's any "gay" it'll be Alex casually mentioning years after the fact that Ford was actually gay the whole time and in love with Fiddleford and/or Bill. Like Rowling, that gives SJW brownie points without alienating homophobes. It's a win/win!
People get Elsa tattoos? But why. Why would you do that to yourself. At least Bill has aesthetic appeal.
If nothing else you could pass it off as just a creative take on the illuminati triangle, which when you think about it is basically what Bill is anyway.
Bil isnt the worst thing to get tattooed to your body. 10 years from now you can just tell someone it's the eye of providence.
Here's a higher resolution meme template. Shitty trace, but it works.
>People get Elsa tattoos?
>About 1,600,000 results
True but then you'll just get a bunch of snarky comments about being in the illuminati, plus feeding into a handful of paranoid schizophrenics' actual conspiracy delusions.
Most cartoons pander to kids in an even more painful way. This was tolerable, as far as I'm concerned. It didn't make an impact on me, and I probably would have largely forgotten about it if there hadn't been discussed so frequently.
Before I unintentionally offend someone, I should clarify that I'm not criticizing the discussion of this particular topic, only that I would not think about if not for said discussions.
So what is it that makes this show so popular?
I had a bunch of cartoon series I wanted to watch but hadn't, and Gravity Falls was one of them. I'm four episodes in. It's cute, and the girl and the uncle are the best source of comedy, but so far it seems like pretty standard fare for kid's TV.
The show looks more innocent than it is.
It has quite a few drugs references.
Well yes that's clearly a joke nod to some kind of blackmarket shady deal, it's done in such an innocent way that it's appropriate for preschoolers.
I think quite a few drug references is a stretch.
Ever hear of a sugar high?
Really, it's just as innocent as a Disney movie.
It's funny, has some nice characters (like the girl and the uncle), plus occasional DEEP LORE to lure in fans who like that stuff. It's not the greatest show but it's entertaining and good enough to be popular.
A lot of people find it a fun ride. and most episodes are pretty well written. Is it edgy, or revolutionary, or advertise some agenda? Well, no. It's just popular because people like it.
where the hell did the theory that her crying represents Stan's death? or that it happens in any scene we've seen?
Is it based on the image barley visible when Dipper looks down the ladder? That's the edge of the Shack roof, with red lighting like in this secret image, as sunset. The fuzzy stuff is seen always on the shack, it's just moss or grass.
What say you about the nervous system just floating about in a cooler? And double heart attack IN YOUR FACE!
Us. Disney would never be edgy enough to make pic related.
Stan's death has been hinted throughout the show, so its not out of the question he somehow dies in this episode.
Ofcourse its also possible that Dipper misses the birthday, but that sounds too simple and Mabel only cries when something really heavy is/has happened.
Yup. It wasn't even a cautionary tale about alcohol, Dumbo just accidentally got hammered and freaked out. For...laughs, I guess. Disney probably wouldn't get away with that today.
>being this much in denial
Bro, either you missed all the hints or you just dont want to admit that Stan's death is as likely as Dipper's next voice crack.
Just asking because I saw pic related on twitter
Alcohol is a drug too.
And that was in a children's film from the 40's.
I honestly think a sugar high joke is fairly innocent as standards go.. I mean you don't even see parents batting an eye at that shit.
We're weren't really discussing the spooky factor though.
We were talking about the political correctness of a kids show acknowledging that ingesting substances (sugar, alcohol, cigarettes, etc.) can cause a chemical and physiological reaction.
Anyone remember that episode of smart guy where the pedo takes tahj mowry and some girl to his basement to take photos of them on a surfboard for some "video game".. and then tells the girl she should take her top off since she doesn't have a swim suit?
The fuck was up with that disney?
Roiland is a faggot douche who goes on /co/ to talk shit about himself to get other people to talk shit about him. The fact that Hirsch associates himself and his work with that massive faggot surprises me.
That anon wasn't me (the one you originally responded to) I get what you mean, but I don't know about the fulfillment of Stan's death because Alex has been disappointing before.
>Darlene will give you LITERAL NIGHTMARES!
>she was in a mostly hated to 'meh' episode, and she only scared young ones who didn't even read that interview.
The scariest thing she did was pull down her human outfit to review her as a spider, and guess what, as scary as that sounds, it was executed pretty tame.
>During the summer break / mid-season break, "Death and Destruction will cover the town!!"
yea where's the death from that?
>Dungeons will be plot heavy
yea in like the last 2 minutes, which only introduced a new plot point, nothing explained
I'd go on, but without the links to these sayings, it'd just be
"LONG POST BRAH!"
Anyway, while Alex has delivered on a number of basics, some of the more hype worthy stuff is a little over-said, just for hype.
Something happens to Stan, sure, but I don't know if Alex is going to be a hack or actually pull it off the way we hope
I dont know about not keeping promises, watched those episodes without seeing what Alex said about them, didnt bother me.
But if something dosnt happen to Stan after everything so far, now that will be disapoiting.
I'm probably unusual in that the show didn't hook me in for a long while. It was cute, and Mabel was funny, but I didn't see much point aside from catching it every now and then.
It took a few good episodes to get me interested, like Into the Bunker. And the Bill episodes, which makes me meme fan I know, but some of the humor like ripping out deer teeth or the over-the-top self-harm in Sock Opera just had this weird quality to it that felt sort of unusual and fresh.
And then Not What He Seems was just a really great, well-written, and well storyboarded/put together episode in general.
I don't usually consider myself a Lorefag but I just found a lot of the Lore episodes to be more interesting for whatever reason. Northwest Manor Mystery is the big one that's not "Lore" that's still a favorite.
I wouldn't say the show is anything groundbreaking but decently entertaining.
It's not the drug deal reference that made me laugh so much about that scene as is the fact that the cops are crooked and take a cut (for no plot-relevant reason).
One problem that I see with some critics these days is that they decide they hate a film/tv series/game before they experience it. Regardless of past episodes, I resolve to watch the upcoming one with fresh and unbiased eyes, and I'm going to enjoy myself doing it.
I keep seeing this posted as, I presume, some kind of insult or "Get the fuck out of here for your unwanted opinion". Am I interpreting this correctly, or are you just being cheeky?
It's true that evidence can exists that would suggest the probability of poor product. As far as deliberately judging a book by its cover, that can work against you just as easily. I've seen many a piece of shit wrapped in shiny bows. (But that's moot, since this is clearly not meant to be a serious exchange, and I type like a literal sperg.)
I didn't make it, but it seems to have been fixed.
I only made one of them, but if I'd known some cheeky cunt was going to put it up for 11,000+ people to see I would have
put more effort into mine.
Shame on you, Patrick, you filthy little meme whore.
>using sliding timeline on a continuity-focused series
>a 40 episode show takes place over the course of FIVE YEARS (2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016)
How do you mean? I plan on getting there super early and nabbing a front seat. If I got decent footage, would you be interested in uploading it on your channel? Anything to get a leg up on Vailskibum..
So they went with gummy dinosaurs in the Mabel Juice after all. Looks pretty tasty, actually.
Of course I would love that! Message me on twitter or tumblr to get it to me. The previous footage from Houston was a fan recording sent to me as well. I'll take whatever I can get. Just don't fall prey to VVS.
No, I think it will be more like:
>cold open is the scene with mabel and the googly eyes on her chin
>party planning starts happening
>ford tells dipper they need to do a thing
>dipper agrees to go, then sees mabel looks disappointed and hesitates
>mabel says he should go
>they have walkie talkies so they can tell each other of their progress
>dipper and ford go outside
>mabel begins to be annoying/embarass him in front of ford
>dipper becomes irritable
>mabel continues to be like this while lore happens
>eventually dipper has had enough, we hear that "shut up" from the preview
>more lore happens after, meanwhile mabel is sad
that's what i got so far
I bet they're waiting til the end of the con.
It seems to be more of a jello dessert than an actual drink, though. I was wondering how they were going to compensate for an almost all-beverage food line up this year.
nice dubbs. You're probably right.
>mabel only acknowledged the attraction from candy's side
>never acknowledged how dipper's actual feeling to her
>start forcing dipper with candy even though he doesn't like her
>blaming dipper just because it turned out he doesn't like her
>supporting his friend that she just met in summer instead of her lifetime twin brother
>dipper being such a beta faggot for blaming himself too
I hate this episode so much
>mabel begins to be annoying/embarrass him in front of ford
>dipper becomes irritable
>mabel continues to be like this while lore happens
>eventually dipper has had enough, we hear that "shut up" from the preview
I agree with most of that timeline, but I don't know bout this bit. To me it seems more like they lose contact on their walkie talkies due to distance or interference. I think the fight will be about something else.
I'm pretty sure the "SHUT. UP." in the preview is Dipper talking like a Valley girl and saying that in response to something shocking (like, OMG, shut up!) rather than him literally telling someone to be quiet. The face he makes at that part of the teaser looks more surprised than annoyed, at least in the frames where the audio is synched with the video.
I doubt Candip will ever get mentioned in a future episode, and they could always show Dipper's crush without referencing what happened here.
Pointless and obnoxious as fuck episode that doesn't deserve to be canon.
Dipper gets cancer! What a twist!
>Justin's a cool dude. Really funny. Talked to him and Dan a few weeks ago.
You what. bumped into him on the street or talked to him at a convention?
People always leave these things vague and make it seem like they have some grand social life where they talk over coffee with famous content creators.
I hope they have a callback to the 'technically, a teen' line from "The Inconveniencing", but WenDip is deader than
Giffany. And it might be even deader if WENDY'S A PUSHOVER happens.
>implying wendip can die
Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
And on even further examination you said you TALKED to them a few weeks ago, not MET them, which raises the implication that you already knew them.
Fuck anon, if you want to pretend to be a personal friend with the guys just say so, don't drop half hints through subtext.
>we may get to see hints of [the twins'] non-summer life in flashbacks
Think this was another idea left on the cutting room floor due to the plot being condensed into two seasons? In a way, I don't mind since what matters to us viewers are the events of the summer and the relationships they built in Gravity Falls. But I can't help but wonder what sort of flashbacks Hirsch was thinking of when he said this, and how those scenes would've changed our perception of Dipper and Mabel.
Would be a good question to ask at a Q&A once the series ends.
It was beffuftlefumptor though
He was just saying that so people would watch the show
>Hirsch puts getting shrunk on the same tier as death, banishment, etc
the warning signs
they were always there
...is never coming back. Face it, anon.
Next time we pull future time-shenanigans, Hirsch will show Wendy married, with kids, to someone other than Dipper.
now that you mention that, do you think he was saving that mind control spell for some forced intimacy with mabel?