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>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
Diomonds are warbosses
Rose was a painboy
Jaspers are nobz
Amethysts are boyz
Rubies are burna boyz
Sapphires are wierdboyz
Peridots are meks
Pearls are grots
steven is steven
Can you guys believe some people picked the Peridot thread over the Amy thread?
>Zuke episode next week
Get hype everybody.
Steven is obviously some kind of awesome Warboss/Weirdboy hybrid
Pretty damn lewd. Probably not as lewd as Ruby and Sapphire.
Amethyst probably ran around with Vidalia experimenting. There's no way she hasn't played around with shapeshifting genitals, even if it was just more of a, she saw naked humans and wanted to emulate them as much as possible.
>mfw my headcannon fanfic is proven to be absolutely right.
They tend to let it slide when there's a new ep.
She's been alive for thousands of years and is nearly the goddess of hedonism. Yeah it's safe to assume that, though Rose probably told her not to do these things for unwanted attention. But you know how Amethyst is with rules.
You fight for anal? A noble cause.
So is Amethyst actually a purple colored Jasper?
Both are "Quartz" class, according to the official guide, but Amethyst and Jasper seem more specialized.
Rubies and Sapphires are the same gem, as well, Ruby just refers to the red form, while Sapphire refers to all of the other colors (Though Padparascha is sometimes given its own label)
Reminder that the best gem won and we should praise her.
Someone in the other thread was very upset that, after Peridot dismantled the primitive radiation concentration machine/the microwave, you could see in a later frame that it was back where it should be.
However, others, as well as myself, are of the believe that that was NOT an animation error, but that Pearl put it back together while Peridot was destroying other things.
OP is just a moron who copied the wrong stuff to make a new thread, here's the right link
>Back to the Barn download link
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Don't worry, Peridot! You'll always be a Pearl in my eyes!
>mfw homeworld uses pearls as a dick-measuring contest to see who`s higher in the hierarchy.
>next episode is filler
The filler eps are cute, but I mean, come on. We need deep lore exploran going on.
>Yellow Diamond bought Pearl for Rose originally as a gag gift
How do you do it nigga? I mean I always threw the idea of writing some garbage headcanon fanfic but simply can't force myself to. Also, do you consider it to be good writing exercise in terms of style?
I'd think that gem gossip would shed a lot of light on things, especially if it's Steven and Amethyst hearing something the others didn't know they could hear, like something about home world or gem culture, something neither of them know much about.
Is the preview up yet?
There's a book called "Write like a Lion", basically being the Van Gogh school of writing, where you don't allow yourself to be daunted by the empty page and just scribble something down like a jackass.
Doesn't matter if the first draft is shit, slap it down and fix it later.
So are there any concubine Pearl fics? I'm asking for a friend
I think we're on a short hiatus for some halloween bullshit thing. then in November we return until the mid season finale.
Then the usual december hiatus comes up until like January 14th or something.
>Seduce her with giant my 8-foot-tall, chubby physique and E cup boobs
>Persuade her with said wiles to leave her home, her life, basically everything that she has ever known to fight against her own people
>Keep her friendzoned for thousands of years
>Occasionally fuse with her to make sure she still has a taste of my chubby, fat titted goodness
>Get knocked up by the first wannabe rockstar homeless mortal normie I see
>Leave her to raise my bastard mutant child
My expeirence with this model of Pearl: 10/10; best 20 Gem Dollars I spent
Counter-requesting this, only dressed as the Pink Kyoryu. (With three Pearl Clones for an assist)
There are plenty of websides that should have them uploaded on their site, one of them is Animeflavor, so you might not even need to download them all, unless you really want to.
Realistically, I'd have her as my travel/life companion since I'm a person who travels far and only has one very close friend at a time.
However, that would be somewhat terrible, as she would be longer of life than I. Would she continue on my legacy, of my journies and aspirations, or would she stand by grave, waiting for me to wake up one day?
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As I go on, I'm going to make my drawings even more grotesque. Once I'm done with Pearl, I think I'm going to work on Rose or the Cluster.
So I would like to point something out and that is Stevens demonstration of the cluster reminded me of pic related.
Anyone else think we might see some Azura's Wrath style shenanigans. Especially given how both are heavily the show is influenced by Hindu mythology and anime.
>Amethyst speaking loose slangy French
I, too, would very much like to make crepes on Amethyst.
One of my relatives did that whole "name a star after someone" thing in my name for my 16th birthday. I still have the certificate packed away somewhere, will that be enough?
so all the pearlfags have transferred over to perifags now, right? since pearl is confirmed what we have been guessing at since the end of sardonyx week.
that pearl is literally a slave, peridot says they are flaunted, and asks who she belongs to.
Why would a caste system have a worthless caste?
Why would they devote resources to the creation of gems that amount to little more than frippery?
What kind of gems were provided with Pearl servants?
Does this lend credence to the idea that Rose was a Diamond, and Pearl her servant?
Wait, holy fuck.
Rose (killed herself and pretty much abandoned the CG)
Is YD going to fill sloth? Is she going to be a lazy and disconnected ruler?
>paying for shit
>being a macfag
>being a retarded hipster, too stupid to use any other product.
go buy an apple watch and kill yourself.
>"Vowelez voos cochair ay-vec mo-e chay soy"
>That ominous sound
>not the temple
My dick is so hard i can`t fucking take it. Can`t wait for the fucking cluster just to blow the temple up, along with beach city
Pretty sure Lapis is more Greed than Sloth, altough she is one of the worst gem
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1443847597457.webm, she couldn't give a fuck about ruining a entire planet to go home, it's much more like: I do everything I want to achieve my goals (even imprison another gem to "save" Steven)
If anything I would think Amethyst is gluttony.
Because there are apparently snooty Gems that like to show off by having a Pearl.
I wonder how Yellow Diamond allows some hundreds of arm candies still work if she's all cold and militaristic
Violence is the answer, not a sin.
What other alien races could exist in this canon? Are sneople a possibility?
If humans were the only other race in the universe, you'd think they'd be common knowledge among the gems, right?
She was probably enjoying Pearl clocking Peridot in the face.
Anyone else find it odd how Pearls are clearly lower class, but they have blue blood?
Actually, I don't think we have actually seen Pearl's blood yet, but based on her blushing, it seems pretty obvious that it is blue.
My point is that those high up in society, like nobles or royalty, were rumored to have blue blood.
Just a thought.
it actually probably will.
And steven will probably make a comment to peridot saying he was right.
that and probably piss/shit himself since the cluster is active.
Knowing Sugar, Irkens probably exist in this reality to an extent.
>There is an invader walking around on homeworld with a rock taped to his head.
>None of the Gems realize he's an invader.
Calm and polite, but quickly revealed to be ruthless.
That's how I'd like it at least.
I have even more questions about Rose and Pearl's relationship now because off this ep.
I wonder when Pearl began thinking for herself: while on Homeworld, or after coming to Earth? Like did she initially come with Rose as a servant while Rose checked on the Kindergarten, and as Rose began rebelling, Pearl started to rebel as well? Or, was she already trying to do non-Pearl things while they were still at Homeworld?
Did Rose always encourage it gradually came around? Did Rose teach her to fight and get in trouble for doing so, much like someone teaching a slave to read, centuries ago, might have? When did Pearl realize when her affection for her master turned to love? Fuck, I would watch an entire spinoff of just Pearl and Rose.
Always hated that shit. KND used to have entire scenes during the credits and you'd miss all it just for some shitty commerical or to start the next show a few seconds earlier.
You think Ronaldo would dress up as Peridot for Halloween because of her transmission a few episodes back?
Reminder that 5Halloween doesn't exist in SU verse
i`m gonna fucking vomit.
Confirmed for no Halloween in Steven Universe. There might be a replacement holiday called something else though. Kind of sucks because Halloween is my favorite holiday.
Anyways, no. Ronaldo has bigger snakes to fry.
Here ya go anon
What if the reason why Pearl loves Rose Quartz so much is because she was imprinted on her, like on AI?
I would now like to bring up the Fermi paradox
Mathematically/statistically speaking, even when using the most conservative calculations, there should be a lot of life in the universe. Yes, life is extremely rare, but the universe is infinitely huge.
Everything about the nature of life and the universe would point to the universe-not even the whole universe, just our own galaxy even-should be full of life. However, it is not.
There are several theories as to how this paradox can be.
Gems are created by sucking the minerals out of planets. Areas that Gems emerged from are scarred and lifeless, like the Kindergarten. If the whole Earth was converted into Kindergartens, then Earth would no longer be able to sustain life.
So, to answer your question, I am sure that other alien species do (or did) exist, but the Gems may have killed them all off by now.
If any species still lives, they may be in hiding trying to avoid the Gems.
REJOICE MY BROTHERS
I choose to believe that the gems eradicated most Christianity and several pagan religions, rather than the idea that Matt gave a vague non answer to a fan. He's always so honest
>tfw we will never see an all out war/battlefield with human/crystal gems vs homeworld armies
While I do love this show being on CN, would love them to be able to show more stuff they cant show on kids TV.
Also I miss Lapis.
Goodnight ominous triangle at the foot of my bed
requesting this to be drawn.
Top panel - Rose as in the provided reference image. Saying "my pearl".
Bottom pane - rose's hands holding a blister packed Pearl. like in the provided baseball blister pack image. include funny label on pearl pack.
i stopped believing matt burnett is canon a long time ago
Yeah, that shit was an emotional rollercoaster I'll never forget.
then where the fuck is my religion where people worship the one true deity that exists in this plane of existence: yellow diamond?
>the universe is infinitely huge
> I am sure that other alien species do (or did) exist, but the Gems may have killed them all off by now.
>killed them all off by now.
>the universe is infinitely huge
>no time to waste
>spends time making a cardboard illustration to prove point.
>spends time building mechas and spent a day fucking around with said mechas
>the cluster could come at any second and next week, its a gossip episode
The cluster is gonna kill them. they have no one to blame but themselves.
How much damage do you think gems have to take before they poof?
Depending on the answer, plain ol' guns might just be the ultimate anti-gem weapon.
Seriously, why is anybody even worried about the earth anymore
We're on Earth, where the traitorous coward Rose Quartz is worshiped by her followers, the Crystal Gems. Homeworld is where Yellow Diamond is still held sacred.
Only if you're okay with the potability that you might get
pounded by Jasper
>Everything about the nature of life and the universe would point to the universe-not even the whole universe, just our own galaxy even-should be full of life. However, it is not.
Not necessarily. The Drake equation with reasonably conservative estimates predicts that life should be fairly thinly spread out in the galaxy, especially if you believe that complex and intelligent life are rare developments.
Also, we just don't know that it isn't full of life. We can barley search for life on other bodies of our own solar system, and detecting even the presence of large, nearby exoplanets is still very difficult. We're basically blind right now.
Oh, what a surprise. A Garnet keepin a good Pearl down. PEARL LIVES MATTER
>Gems have large, easily identifiable weak spots
>just nicking one of them is enough to cripple or incapacitate a gem
>literally the only gems safe from this are rubies and sapphires.
How big of a gun is needed to shatter a diamond?
>"Yes! We did it! We beat the Cluster!"
>"Good job, Steven."
>"Well, that certainly could have gone better, but all things considered, we did do a good job."
>"Hey guys, anyone feel like we forgot about something?"
>*Ocean explodes behind them.
When you think about it, fusions are kinda Jaeger-esque.
Too bad none of our shitty draw-fags are interested in making pics of that. Useless bastards, all of them.
I like her with the limb enhancers more, but I don't hate small Peridot.
What I want is for her to go back to being antagonist, then she remembers some of the stuff she learned from Steven and the CG which in turn makes her question Homeworld and it's methods. then she can turn face or martyr herself for Steven.
I might take some Undertale\Steven Universe dare request tomarrow after work.
I'm a bit infatuated with both right now.
I'm guessing after. "Alone at Sea" screams a Lapis episode, and the 'Alone' part implies that Malachite has ceased to be fused. Now whether it will be about Lapis or Jasper, that's anyone's guess.
Personally I like marvin the martin
Ours is the only one that matters though.
Plus I have a fetish for cyborgs and robots.
>why not both
>Jasper, stranded at sea after Lapis has ditched her
>Yellowtail picks her up
>Jasper learns about the honor and glory of being a rugged fisherman, Moby Dick style
>Yellowtail redeemed Jasper
10/10 best episode in the series
>tfw tumblr finally leaves
>if only for a little while
>Amy in sports bra and bike shorts
Goddamn these past few episodes have been fantastic for Amyfags
Peridot said Pearl talks funny
<--Do the other Pearls talk like this ya think?
What was your favorite scene aside from the punch?
I can't wait until the day. These threads are a cancer that needs to be treated with chemo every now and then.
No. No no no no. Noooo. Nooooooo. Noooo no no no. No no no no NOOOO.
Of all the fucking assholes?
Please I just wanna resolve this bullshit with Lapis. Let it be her episode.
You can take your buzzwords and shove them directly up your ass. People dressing up in stupid costumes is not "fun". It's pathetic.
Hooray for Lapis!
I believe one of the crewniverse said that the war will be covered in detail at some point, but
whether we'll see actual battles or just small snippets like in Sworn to the Sword remains to be seen. I would like to see some all out battles though, and I don't think Sucrose would shy away from showing that type of thing, especially since gems don't die technically so any damage done would be okay for censors.
So do I.
A gem's clothes is basically their skin.
because it showed that it was not Jasper or Lapis holding each other now, but Malachite as a whole that has came out, which is the same to say their conscious became one. If they just puffed away, it will deny why Sugilite was so easy to get carried away
Yeah at least with Homeworld/Peridot/Malachite they didn't really know enough to do anything. They might give some sort of excuse though, like having to come up with an actual plan before going for the Cluster.
>Too Far is about gossip
There will be tears, placing my money on the table now
For me it's:
I have to agree. The worst part is I know that I'm part of it but I can't stop coming here and wasting my life talking about this show.
>yfw YD is a midget fused with a bunch of pearls
there has to be tears it's the last episode before hiatus
>The homeworld is run by the gem equivalent of the World Nobles.
I feel so weirdly drained right now. I watched a bunch of Steven Universe in a hit of hype for this episode, not it's come and gone and I just don't know what to do. Like, I've been string at Netflix for the last 20 minutes and nothing. I can't even think of any vidya I wanna play
>mfw pearl is a basically a nigger at gem world
I wonder if this is the topic of the next episode. Maybe Steven can't forget about what they said and asks Amy and she tells him her story since there were thousands of her kind in Kindergarten back then. Maybe we'll finally learn about her past.
Gems who don't perform (or can no longer perfom) their specified duty, the duty they were created for are unheard of on Homeworld, any gem that tries is probably considered a criminal.
If you don't perform your duty, you have no purpose. That is Homeworld Gem doctrine.
The next episode if "Too Far" the gossip one, yes?
Will Peridot tell Amethyst and Steven all about Pearls and fusion war machines, then they talk to Pearl and the war machine about it, and then we all get to drown in feels?
We're already there? Man, time is going by too fast! not that i'm complaining
I can't be the only one surprised by how low that is, right?
Like, there's probably agoing to be around 1k species of gemstones. Maybe 10k at the most. So we're looking at a interplanetary civilisation with under a million members. What the hell?
reminder even Sugar ships Greg with everyone
So Peridots are the equivalent of a sentient power drill and Pearls are basically pet coat hangers?
Just watch Dougram. It's on kissanime, up for torrent, and even on Youtube, as it happens. Excellent long-running series, with fuckloads of politics and intrigue as things go on. I loved the fuck out of it, so I'm gonna get the Max Factory CA kits someday if I can.
It also has a few thematic parallels with SU as it happens and today's episode was about robots so go figure.
What if he's battling her right now? What if his family is worried about him not coming home for a long time, especially with a storm brewing, and then we find out in a later episode that he was keeping Malachite at bay, defending Beach City with only his small boat, harpoon gun, and rugged fishermanliness, while the Crystal Gems were competing in the Robot Olympics?