Punching a kindergartener edition
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Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
>Steven dumps Connie for tdun tsun dere dere Peridot
>How will Connie be killed off to justify this
>he doesn't like sex slaves, lesbian war machines, and innocent young love and hand-holding
I pity those who are afraid to like something because a group they don't like likes it.
Last thread image capped when we were posting giant titted Pearl.
Could we continue with that, please?
We have an official winner, no more arguing about who most attractive gem is until peedle comes back.
Reminder that gems are Jumi
>stone is their core
>healing tears are a rare and valued power
If that works like pic related from Mother 3 Pearl's in trouble
>Power-draining Gem monster attacks the Temple
>CGs barely fend it off; Pearl gets shrunk, Garnet gets defused, Stevonnie gets stuck together
>Suddenly, the Maheswarens knock on the door
Anyone got a weird/crazy episode idea?
You think we'll get a 30 minute special episode some time soon? I feel like there are a couple of points that'll need some time to build up in a single episode to give it sufficient weight. Specifically
when Pearl dies.
Need more episode content and fan art to fuel my Peridot is Tron Bonne head cannon.
I wish I had more, people like drawing on-model smut of Pearl for some reason I mean, she's hot either way, but still
Only two of those are canon, stop watching the show with your hand on your dick.
You play God. Stop attempting to change Pearlfection.
But training outside your caste is forbidden! Man i really like to know more about pearl now...
I actually thought for a long time that Pearls were technicians like Peridot
The reveal that she's actually a maid/poodle makes everything she did wrong in the past more sad
>Post YFW the only reason Pearl's nose is so long is because she's designed to be a literal coat rack.
So is Pearl just inspired by Android 009?
>Next episode starts with Peridot taking a joke or metaphor too far.
>Peridot contacts Yellow Diamond
>Gem gossip is Yellow Diamond and Peridot.
>tfw no milf Pearl next door
>tfw you will never mow her lawn for some quick cash
>tfw she will never eye fuck you as she watches your young body sweat in the summer heat
>tfw she will never invite you inside to "shower off"
I like the idea of Metals being an opposing alien race with similar origins to Gems.
But as much as I like it if it's not done right it's fucking stupid. It can be as stupid as male Gems being called rocks.
fat tits and asses are only attractive if you have sex organs and hormones that require them
gems just need someone who's very flexible to dance with. in fact, pearls could do the bulk of the dancing if their owners are feeling lazy
What if Rose Quartz was just into skinny, flat chested chicks, and most Pearls are hypersexualized hourglasses?
"My master used to take care of me, but they sent me here because I was getting too 'attached'"
"You humans, though, you humans are... exotic, to say the least"
"I hope they don't have to send me away again~"
nah, it's Connie's idea to have her join them in their "sword training"
Steven discovers a cache of Gem artifacts in Rose's room, and accidentally activates them, each one shoots off into Beach City and permanently bonds with an inhabitant, granting them Gem abilities when active(not to mention personalized outfits that are really cute, feminine, and semi-revealing), those who bonded with these artifacts are; Connie, Sadie, the Pizza Twins, and Lars(who's turned into a girl in the process much to his/her dismay)
>if you have sex organs and hormones that require them
>implying that isn't the equivalent of drugs amongst the upper class of gem society
>Hundreds of /d/-tier hourglass pearls running around homeworld, polished and dressed to perfection, bound to musclegirl generals and powerwalking businesswomen
Anon, my dick can only get so erect
Just check the
There's a hundreds Pearls, but if you take the idea on an immortal race constantly destroying planets to make countless new gems, the idea of Pearls being a luxury purse carrier only owned by the Gem equivalent of Aristocrats aren't far off
>thread is 40 minutes old
>111 posts 51 images
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE IMAGE HIT THREADS ON PAGE FUCKING 6
How do you even call this abomination?
Kid, feel free to watch or not watch whatever you want. Why do you think we should give a flying nigger what you like bukko?
She was designed to be good
>wtf this show is bad
>oh well guess now i have to waste my time in searching a thread of it on /co/ and whine about how much i dislike it
that's you, you're a little sad and autistic person.
without mentioning that "BLAH BLAH SJWS AND TUMBLR THIS SHOW SUCKSSS" bullshit is the most used shit by faggots to throw shit at this show without any proofs.
I still think sugar is just mlp-ing these guys. I know peri is based off her zim oc so she might as well go all the way with the aliens are manlets trope.
Anon actually takes the shit bait in every thread
YD shows up and does this to Pearl. How does Pearl react, given our new background info?
This is not an answer to your post KLK is just shit.
>We'll always take the bait
>And if you think we won't well,
>Just you sit and wait
>That's why the people of this board
>Look down on
>implying that the Gem who lusted after Fat Ass Diamond for thousands of years would be into Yellow Diamond
"No fit chicks allowed"
cause it's both sadder and gayer this way(I'll admit I did contemplate having it just be Lars in a Dress though)
that's not a Fusion, it's supposed to be Sadie as a Gem based Magical Girl, also do you have a source for it, since your copy is bigger, I want to bug the artist to do more
Can someone tell me what was Lapis doing on Earth after she left?
Why they have to bring their informant? I mean, she could have been jailed in Homeworld as Peridot and Jasper come to Earth to deal with the CG.
I really don't think she was here only to make the Malachite arc
WHAT'S THE POINT THEN?
someone finally is going to quench her thirst
wait a sec, since they called this pearl defective... perhaps her oval gem shape is why she's so tall and skinny
maybe the spherical homeworld pearls are all curvy, like rainbow quartz
>So why are you hanging out in a thread full of people who don't think it's terrible?
Because I'm bored and want to talk about how bad the show is without making a thread against the rules.
Considering the most recent episode, which not only had the same exact ending as the last one, but for reason has Peridot only now talking about the differences in gems when she should have mentioned that in her previous appearances. It's sloppy world-building.
Dude I've seen the original where she's not wearing the weird suit. Trust me. It's a bulge.
Nice bait, Satan.
The previous episoode ended with Peridot finally deciding to tell the gems about the Cluster. This episode ends with Peridot starting to show signs of getting along with Pearl.
The reason why the whole class thing hasn't shown up yet is because she's either been an antagonist or has kept her mouth shut towards the gems up until this episode.
Pearl is a nigger.
Requesting an edit with Steven instead of /vr/
Ok man here's the deal. She was found on one of the warp pads by the gems. She was trapped for a long time so I'm guessing she predates the war or during the war. Once she arrived to Home World obviously culture shocked to see it vastly different from what it used to be she'd ask questions or go crazy rambling. She possibly informed she was on Earth and Peridot also reported that the Earth warp pad has been compromised even tho she's the first gem to go there since the war and the kindergarten project has been over. So they put one and one together by having her tell Peridot everything she knew about Earth and the the other gems she meet on Earth. Peridot enlists an escort for the trip back and they take Lapis as she is their only source of that planet aside from Jasper who fought in the rebellion.
I can predict how Peridot will die.
>YD Tells her to Kill the Gems including Steven
>Peri looks at steven
>Remembers how nice he was
>I-I Wont do it.
>Sticks hand through back of head
>after the cloud of smoke dissapates she tells her pearl to bring in another peridot
>Proceeds to crush Peris gem.
Well, I mean, I do like my women the way I like my coffee.
From the amazon
Maybe something like this.
>Which way is up?
>The sensation felt like an eternity- no, it *was* an eternity.
>It’s rough here, no NO it was certainly further down.
>Or was it all over?
>It all mattered very little when the pressure suddenly gave way, once I- you, us WE, reached out, rubber banding and snapping repeatedly together.
>Our throats had no chance to be hoarse from screaming as we had none to scream with.
>Our- my- effforts to stop caused the comfort of nothingness for hardly what may have been a second, everything rubber banding back together in the most nonsensical yet painful fashion, as if all infinite possible limbs folded and broke infinitesimally many times.
>We’re so uncertain, I tug an arm free, yet you insist on tugging the other way and we cannot agree where to look.
>So we look everywhere.
>We feel everywhere, before fixating on what’s before us.
>It looks like certainty, making my uncertainty feel all the more confusing.
>We scream with no mouth, trudging and reaching forward, desiring to know, to feel whole
>Pearl has her own personality
>all other Pearls are drones who do as they're told
>Yellow Diamond shows up
>Pearl gives her some sass
>Yellow Diamond makes a comment about her being dysfunctional
>gives her a factory reset
>everybody freaks out as Pearl completely reboots
Well the show is obviously social justice heavy, even where it doesn't make sense like in the crossdressing episode. It would be in character for Lars to make fun of Steven but I guess that would be going too far for the designated asshole character.
I meant them doing the same thing with Peridot reluctantly helping the Gems for pretty much no reason just so that she can be the Vegeta of this series.
>The reason why the whole class thing hasn't shown up yet is because she's either been an antagonist or has kept her mouth shut towards the gems up until this episode.
But why? Why doesn't she say "why are these Gem types working together?" or "why is that Pearl holding a weapon" or saying that she's never heard of "Steven" model gems or something.
Besides homeworld, we pretty much still know nothing about this alternative Earth despite being halfway through season 2.
>Yellow Diamond shows up
>Peridot immediately sells everyone out
>goes running back to YD like a lapdog
>Yellow Diamond makes some sick joke about how short Peridot is
>uses some Pearls as stilts to prop Peridot up because she can't take anything she says seriously when she's so close to the ground
>I meant them doing the same thing with Peridot reluctantly helping the Gems for pretty much no reason
>pretty much no reason
It's either work with the Crystal Gems or get destroyed when the Cluster emerges. I'd say that's a valid reason
Just realized that Holo-pearl is just Pearl's Pearl.
>or saying that she's never heard of "Steven" model gems or something.
She did when she first met Steven, she assumed he was a pest that had infested the Kindergarten.
>we pretty much still know nothing about this alternative Earth despite being halfway through season 2.
Because who cares? It's just Earth, the important things are the gems and the adventures Steven and them go on.
>Why doesn't she say "why are these Gem types working together?"
Because she knows they're rebels, that's all the reason they need.
Please don't engage him in this debait
I wonder if Sword fighting is one of the skills that Pearl learned when she started to become independent or if it is something a lot of Pearls are programmed with so they can spar with their owners
Because that will only end in Peridot dying to birth the next generation of Murdercocks.
man, homeworld is such a shitshow
they have such a rigid caste system, yet the lower members have such a capacity for free will and a strong survival instinct
what are they even doing
The crossdressing episode was a bit Tumblr on its own because that's how the fandom made it look like, Gumball did a crossdressing episode too, as well as Clarence.
Hell, even Bugs Bunny did that, but no one cared because they don't have such a shitty tumblr fandom.
About the Lars thing, it's pretty obvious the cool kids liked it so he had to pretend he did too.
Anyways, that's probably the only """"tumblr"""" thing in the show so far (no, having apparently homosexual characters doesn't make it a Tumblr SJW show).
Also i still don't know what the fuck does the "sloppy worldbuilding" have to do with this.
Because even if you support it, and even if it comes true, that means Peridot still dies except this time she has a baby, and ultimately that means that Steven just goes right back to Connie.
I can't wait for Lapis to eventually get her own episode so we can start posting her more instead of Perisnot and Hurl
I've always wanted to see Pearl pull a Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack. Overload her hologram with whatever magic gem energy nonsense she uses to make them, and then have them just throw themselves at the enemy.
They do have her ship so if she finds it on accident (because they're going to start trusting her more) she can just ditch them
>Because who cares? It's just Earth, the important things are the gems and the adventures Steven and them go on.
The Gem war that lead to the series concept is pretty important. And the giant gem in the core and stuff.
>Because she knows they're rebels, that's all the reason they need.
But is it? Sugar implied there's a bigger reason behind it.
Since nobody here seems capable of finishing what they started
now i want to see this, but with pearl and holopearl (holopearl would have a training rapier and her normal spear
>Any relationship Steven has will end in his significant others death while he remains.
>Even if he has a gem child there is a significant chance they will succumb to a murder-cock eventually
How many centuries until Steven's boundless optimism gives way to cynical despair?
so after next episode is a hiatus right?
Based on the preview I'm going to guess, amethyst and Steven go too far joking around and someone gets hurt maybe even Steven as a cliffhanger.
Or Peridot after being told she's funny, goes too far in trying to be funny. Like pic related.
>Well the show is obviously social justice heavy
You just see it that way.
>But why? Why doesn't she say "why are these Gem types working together?" or "why is that Pearl holding a weapon" or saying that she's never heard of "Steven" model gems or something.
Where would she insert that? She just asks Steven questions briefly when she's not being shouted or shot at. She's fighitng an opposing faction, she's not going to ask questions when she's probably going to die.
>we pretty much still know nothing about this alternative Earth despite being halfway through season 2.
No need to, it's essentially psuedo earth, it has most of the stuff we have technology wise, and humanity isn't essential to the plot yet.
Escape pods don't work like that anon, unless you mean the hand ship but they cleaned that up too. But she could
find some flask robonoids or the solution they have and fix the warpor even better, she could find the gem destabilizersomewhere
>implying Steven's cock doesn't act like a little injector, growing a new half-gem inside Connie
>implying it doesn't suck as much life out because it doesn't need to be aged to maturity
Why do all the gems make great stardust crusaders
Who's Iggy? is it Peridot
Rose could have just shapeshifted a womb and Steven would have been born human, but she scarified herself so that he could be a bridge between humans and gems.
So Peri could just be Steven's baby-factory.
My cock was never this hard when Peridot started objectifying Pearl and openly demeaning her, treating her a party favor to be passed around by her betters. Useless, fucking whore!
Ease up nigga. Jack off and calm down or something.
Not enough that we can get banned.
RWBY General is still up and the only new content they've received is that guy dying.
Besides, with An Hiro around the mods seem to not be faggots.
>Gems realize that they need a convenient-plot-device-machine to finish the drill
>Without this machine, the drill will never work, and Earth and all it's inhabitants are doomed.
>Peridot finds her old escape pod.
>Peridot has the skills and supplies to fix her old escape pod and leave.
>Peridot, being seen as more trustworthy at this point, also posses the privacy and free time to repair her escape pod, upgrade it to achieve space travel, and leave.
>The escape pod also just happens to be the one known piece of Gem technology capable of serving as the convenient-plot-device-machine for the drill.
>mfw Peridot has a choice to make.
Wayyyyy too much bad Pearl love has been going on for too long.
Post more bad Lapis
if you can find any.
Matt starts to laugh at you for believing they were going to stop airing episodes in the beginning of October
>implying Lapis isn't Kakyoin
>implying Peridot isn't human face dog
nigga learn your jojos
I remember her saying in one episode something like "I was a little over a thousand years old when I started to pratice sword fight". Not sure if that was Connie's training or when she tried to teach Steven to fence.
Regardless, Pearls don't seem to be made for combat, just for serving. So much so that it took her a thousand years or so to BEGIN sword practice.
The only thing I'm a little salty about with the hiatus is that it doesn't feel like the next episode will be a good stopping point or have any conclusion to this little "peridot integration" arc, so far we've had the intial episodes where she was captured and began to cooperate, last episode where she and pearl began to get along a bit and the preview for next episode hints at something similar with amethyst.
Logically there would be something with garnet in there before a good stopping point.
>Pearl and Yellow Diamond fuse into a Gem powerful enough to destroy the Crystal Gems.
>Other planets follow the Crystal Gems' example though, idolizing them as martyrs, and rebel against the Diamond Authority
>Pearl and Yellow Diamond just fuck their shit up with their fusion
>More and more planets rebel, and the treacherous duo fuse more and more often to stop them
>mfw Pearl has been orchestrating the rebellions behind Yellow Diamond's back to create more opportunities for fusion
WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN'T HANDLE OR ACCOMPLISH!
What if does suck the life out of people, and Connie spends her time craving the souls of the innocent to feed her baby
I can't promise anything.
I'm slow and still learning.
Here's the last image I did for /sug/ a long while back.
Steven! St-steven! I made a -URP- I made a spaceship Steven! YYYYou gotta come with me!
>Peridot is confronted by the Crystal Gems who know exactly who she is and why she is doing this.
>Peridot still feels the need to declare:
>"I am Peridot! And you can't keep me in a partnership for mutual benefit anymore!"
Could someone Draw Lapis dressed up as Kamen Rider OOO Shauta?
thank you, have a crossover
>People will never stop drawing Steven like he's Samoan.
>Mom's a pale Pink Space rock
>"LETS MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THE OCCUPANTS OF A SMALL ISLAND NATION"
Not even racist I just think it's silly.
Samoan doesn't mean Bara.
He looks so much like my Samoan friend it's fucking insane.
I feel like They can do whatever they want People will watch it in 2016, air 5 episodes and then they'll take a spring break or something.
sonic and amy you say
Probably. Write an angry letter to Cartoon Network asking for them to stabilize their holiday scheduling. Maybe they'll get back to you and maybe things'll be different next year.
Enjoy your waiting game.
nope, just dragon ball z steven universe
I think it's more people are combining Steven's natural hair color and Rose's hair style which is less curls and more hair spirals. Add in the fact he's on a beach all the time he's likely to look islander a bit.
The goatee I can't explain beyond "The only way to designate guys are older is to add facial hair".
So just eliminate the Rose curls
Cause let's face it Steven will end up looking like a more in-shape Coop when he grows up.
That doesn't even look like a teen steven
Steven/Connie first times are always the best
I don't think Coop is interested in anything that wasn't machines, food, or computers.
>That doesn't even look like a teen steven
Connie just couldn't wait. It led to some early consequences.
>tfw the finale is every crystal gem sacrificing themselves to save the Earth and Steve
>tfw what's only left of them are the lifeless gems
>tfw Steven will carry them throughout the rest of his life
Strong couples help each other face their fears