Let mom sleep Edition
>Back to the Barn download link
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>How are Gems Made?
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
This is live from comic con.
They just played the entire episode Too Far during the panel atm.
Will upload it but I missed 30 secs of it in the middle so sorry in advance.
>Muh honourable uppity warriors can't be this cute
I've never heard of this. I like it.
are we gonna see Mother Of Pearl running a pearl farm on homeworld?
>Pearl's hair was became more star-shaped by the end of the episode
I meant this
I somehow fucked up my post.
>either of them wanting anything intimate to do with humans
Nah son they'd be too busy discussing glorious war tactics and schmoozing each other
I really want to see the the whole iridescent caste/family/kingdom
So this is on the wall of the writers' room, but Matt is a cocktease and blackned the names
So, I don't follow the general but I love the show. Just dropping by to ask something.
In light of the reveal about Pearls true origin, has there been any fanart around with maid fetish material?
Peridot x ????
Place your bets, gentlegems
I doubt it's real. I doubt they can thematize ableism and homophobe stuff in one 11 minute episode from which we already know some scenes. And Amy isn't handicapped or anything so I don't know what Peridot should be making jokes about.
Well she's genuinely terrified of Garnet.
Real question is will we get to learn if over the past 5,500 years has Homeworld had any change on their view of Fusions?
I mean shit, without the whole "Muh Fusions" angle, Garnet hasn't got much reason to hate Homeworld anymore.
Acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world
Yeah I know I hate reddit too but I am just googling to find nycc2015 related news.
But Peridot also calls Garnet a War Machine, so it could be that Fusions are more accepted nowadays, but that they're mostly used for battles and stuff.
Or maybe there's nothing going on and I'm just projecting harder than Pearl is when she's asleep.
They are going to end the show before the hiatus with buildup to a big event.
>Peridot hurts Pearl's feelings by obsessing over how Rose never told her about Lion or the password to her Light Cannons
>Peridot apologizes and she and the Crystal Gems finally settle their differences
>Then they nearly finish the drill
>All the drill needs now is some super powerful weapon to destroy the Cluster
>The Cluster is emerging
>Gems are panicking
>Drill not ready yet
>Need one more component
>Steven "We just installed my mom's light cannons, what's the last component?!"
>Peridot turns to Steven
>Due to camera angle she is facing the camera
>"It's you, Steven!"
NEW EPISODES RETURN OCTOBER 2016!
Fusions is breaking the system, in gem society you are assigned your place before you are even born and if you try to get out of it well you gonna learn motherfucker. Rose tried to break free of her position as a warrior by being a caretaker of earth instead, OH NO YOU DIDNT Homeworld sent in gems to capture her as punishment.
Fusion is two gems of different caste uniting in other words breaking down the system.
well there is this quote from animationmagazine.net "Attendees are invited to join CN for special early screenings of special CN toon Halloween episodes ahead of their TV debuts."
so maybe I AM the dumb one for doubting
>a new ship is born
oh boy more fucking lesbians
I really hope the new episode won't end in a cliffhanger. The hiatus would kill me.
Actually would be decent if canon but has a noticeable lack of lapis
Homeworld does what Homeworld wants. If they see more usefulness out of a fusion than the two Gems by themselves, that's what they get.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was two types of Gems whose job it was to do nothing but fuse with each other. That would be an interesting take on the fusion angle.
Holy shit they really did show Too Far why the fuck would they do that don't they know people record that shit
Exactly, the HW higher ups dont want the system to fall apart and they dont give a shit about morals or even killing their own people seeing as how they mass produce new citizens.
Rose creating Steven is basically great treason in the HW's eyes. Not only did this disgusting scum that thinks it can have a will of its own betray her original purpose, but she interbred with a non gem a lifeform below even a fucking Pearl.
ugh I don't want a summary I want the damn episode. But I don't want to strain to hear what the fuck they're saying either. Guess this is going to kick me off of SU discussion places until thursday
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
>In Too Far Peridot makes insensitive and racist jokes about Lapis, Malachite, and how stupid Lapis was to needlessly sacrifice herself by forming Malachite
>Suddenly tsunamis and hurricanes
>Malachite emerges from the ocean like the Lovecraftian horror she is
>"HEARD PERIDOOT TALKIN' 'BOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK! GOT ANYTHING YOU WANNA FUCKING SAY, YOU SAY IT TO MY FACE NERD!"
>Star zoom on Peridot's "Looks like I fucked up" face
>NEW EPISODES RETURN OCTOBER 2017!
/buck/ saves the world
Lapis giving a flying shit about the planet indicates in her time the gem caste society was not as rigid as it is today. Lapis should really see Steven as subgem garbage that did its role in assisting a higher lifeform like her.
>going to /vp/
did you clean yourself after that
Didn't one tumblr guy say that a new ship was born in this episode? What if it's Amy and Steven? Those two were always fun as fuck when they where doing something together.
>Steven, you were made out of love. But not without a purpose...
>Corruption is a threat to all gemkind, and it was inevitable that it would reach even the Crystal Gems as well.
>But not you, Steven. You will forever be free of corruption and are the key to finding a cure. Save our people, Steven. Do what I could not.
>And never forget, when you love yourself, that's me loving you.
Man, if Lapis wasn't friendly with Steven then she'd be a complete cunt.
Why does everybody forget that she has no loyalty to Earth or the CG's, or that she doesn't even care about what happens to the planet.
Let's be honest, Lapis is probably a war criminal who killed a bunch of humans or Pearls, and that's why she was Mirrored. Bitch doesn't think she did anything that horrible because she doesn't view lower lifeforms as anything other than ants to step on.
Is this episode a big deal?
Should I be hyped?
Well based on this promo pic it will be a big deal
Lapis not showing respect to other gems may indicate a form of caste racism, whatever her caste is she is probably far higher than the CGs and thus sees them as nothing but garbage that gets in her way. She was probably horrified at thought of such trash actually killing her.
Lapis was most likely bubbled because shes a super weapon this bitch can control the entire ocean on earth.
Based NYC anon, could you possibly give an estimate of how much time until your footage is uploaded? It's past 2 a.m. over here and I have work in the morning, should I stay up for it or no?
Remember that Lapis Lazuli is still out there and she's getting more action than you ever will
Maybe. But this would imply that Peridot acts homophobic which I can't really imagine since it would imply that she is okay with hetero but I doubt she even knows what this is. If anything gems are more likely to be anti-hetero since genders don't exist in Homeworld.
With Jasper as well...
Amy was told she had been born without her programming. Goes back to kindergarten see what the hell is up. Finds it. Turns against the Crystal Gems. Ends up bubbled in the repository room, until they can figure out how to fix her. Episode ends that way.
>or that she doesn't even care about what happens to the planet.
No, she cared about what was happening to GEMS
Which is perfectly understandable
Keep in mind that in Rose's cause to save Earth and mankind a 1,000 year war raged and cost COUNTLESS gems
How many friends of hers likely died in that war? Don't forget that Lapis said that Steven couldn't trust them, this may be for good reason, we don't know what extent Rose went to in order win the war. We do know it's possible they even attacked homeworld itself due to what Peridot revealed about the domestic warp there being offline.
The equivalent of homophobic in this show is fusion-phobic. If that person isn't lying, she'll be hating on the process of fusion. And maybe Peridot/Amethyst fusion in that case, so she can learn why it's awesome?
The gem caste society explains why HW doesnt give a shit about all the destruction they cause, they basically see all nongems as insignificant garbage.
The way Pearl acts in the first episodes where she treats humans like they are retards confirms this, and the fact she and Garnet were ok with injuring Greg before Rose told them not to.
I kinda hope this is true. I'm not the biggest fan of Amy and I like Peridot a lot lately.
Rather Amy be the villain than P Dottie
>Steven finally confronts the Gems on why they kept Lapis imprisoned for thousands of years
>Gems explain that she was a war criminal and serial killer who murdered countless humans and Gems for fun
>Crystal Gems tried to free and reason with Lapis in the past
>She acted like a Gem version of Hannibal Lecter
>"A Pearl talked back to me once. I ate her shards with a side of infant human blood, and a nice Sapphire...ffffffhhhhhhfffffhhhhhh"
tbh Jasper asked for it
My dick would be diamonds if this the episode.
What the fuck
That's bizarro and can't possibly be what happens. Gems have removable programming? What does that mean? That's stupid and goes against the message that Pearl was able to override her intended purposes. She could just go to Homeworld and be reprogrammed? Nah man.
A. Ain't nobody got time for that shit, already wasted enough time on the doomsday clock with robolympics
B. Clearly gems are born with the inclination to do their job and the skills, not literal robot programming
>Lapis is like the love child of Countess Bathory and Gilles de Rais
Hey NYCC fag here. Here are the uploads.
If there is anything wrong, let me know and I'll attempt to fix it/do it at home since my phone is dying. Enjoy and enjoy the potential hiatus.
Part 1-up to climax
[Spoiler] in the missing clip, peridot helps Amy from a runaway drill that peridot activated in a jealous rage [/spoiler]
Now I feel like madridista
FUCK I ALWAYS FUCK UP MY POST.
I can manage my own sleep cycle anon, thanks for your concern. I'm not saving lives or anything over here and I start fairly late. I just wanna know if I should expect it within the hour or go to bed.
>Mr. Poopy Butthole comes out
>"Oooh boy wasn't that a great episode"
>"See the conclusion to this cliffhanger in a year, maybe a year and a half"
I would like to point out in the midst of all this theory and possible spoilers that Amethyst is the only gem with the same number of syllables in her name as Peridot. Y'know, for the theme song.
>mfw I live in Kansas City but can't afford Google Fiber
Why would you do that anon?
Go on the internet and tell lies?
I wasn't at the panel, but based on the spoiler shit and pictures people have been givings, here's my guess:
>Gems working on building the drill
>Amy and Steven start goofing off with Peridot
>Tell her she's funny
>Amy explains being funny in a shitty way
>Peridot rolls with it at first, then makes a remark about Amethyst being a retard baby of a soldier that would normally be crushed.
>Amethyst gets really pissed and angsty, runs off
>Steven tries to explain to Peridot how fucked up she is
>She doesn't understand
>They go after Amethyst with Steven insisting she apologize
>Amy ran off to the Kindergarten
>Amethyst has a moment of telling off Peridot like Pearl had
>Peridot feels like shit, apologizes for not understanding the circumstances/empathizing.
>Ends with her and Amethyst making up in some cute manner, which idiots will misunderstand as shipping potential.
>Everything the same
>But when Amy runs off, Steven follows her
>Peridot left alone and confused
>Garnet telling her off and making her go apologize.
So is Perdiot's redemption arc just going to be
>Fuck up because that's how she is
>Peridot is revealed to be an ally
>Perifags population increases tenfold
>Periposting all week
>When it Rains airs
>Periposting shows no signs of slowing down
>All other waifufags have disappeared
>Back to the Barn airs
>"Finally, another episode about Pearl! I can't wait to spend the rest of the week talking about the episode. We got so much backstory and great reactions from her."
>Suddenly, worst Gem gets her episode screened early
>Nothing but Amy episodes after hiatus
Well, it was fun while it lasted, I guess.
THANK YOU ANON
in the missing clip, peridot helps Amy from a runaway drill that peridot activated in a jealous rage
NYCC fag here, potential lynched anon as well.
Sorry this shit too big. This is all rushed and I don't know how to MEGA.
So if anyone wants to take it and condence it or something for the rest of the people that don't have fiber, then by all means.
Hope you enjoy it. And Fuck me for fucking spoilers like a newfag
>Gems explain that Lapis got so overpowered by eating other Gems
>Steven asks why she was nice to him if she is supposedly so evil
>Gems avoid the question
>Question of "why does Lapis like Steven so much" goes unanswered
>Fans become curious
>Fans watch Mirror Gem again
>Fans get to part where Lapis separates Steven from the Crystal Gems
>Fans get to part where Lapis tries to convince Steven to abandon his family and go with her
>Fans watch the Hannibal Lecter episode again
>Fans get to "ate her shards with infant human blood" dialogue again
>Fans become concerned
>Steven and Amethyst hear some gem gossip
>Steven and Amethyst
Best ship, inbound.
I have access to video editing and a decent internet speed
I'll mash the two together when I'm done with them and make it not several gigabytes for you guys
So yeah. What they did was show the new episodes of the week(s) like WBB, Clarence, and TTG. And we'll they would go to a black screen and cut to the episode. They gave you no time to react so I had to give up 10 seconds of the op for 11 minutes of the episode.
or it might indicate a complete lack of self-respect on Lapis' part.
When you see yourself as garbage, it's easy to be a cunt to others because you think they wouldn't bother being friends with you anyway.
>Some say Too Far is the last episode this year.
>Some say Matt is a liar.
>Do not believe either of these things.
Now people are gonna ship Amy and Peridot because Peridot called amy "best gem" and apologized for unknowingly being a shit, how garbage.
MORE FUCKING LESBIANS. AS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH.
So we still have something to persue next Thrusday, huh? Heck. Anyway, thank you!
Holy shit, that's some fanfic fuel episode.
You wouldn't know best ship if it slapped it's ass straight on your cock.
>I have apparently hurt amethyst's feelings, which was not my intent. if i've damaged my standing with the best gem here, then i've made a serious mistake
Peridot thinks Amethyst is BEST GEM
Fuck you man, spoilers don't actually decrease enjoyment of the material if you aren't some sort of animal-brained chump who only cares about plot twists instead of the actual fun shit like art, dialogue and character interactions/development.
What's with all the talk about Hiatus? I know we're expecting one soon but don't we know that we're at least getting an episode next week? Are we pretending we're not? Are we just memeing?
There's only ONE GEM for Peridot
>yfw the mods ban /sug/ RIGHT NOW since there are no new episodes for another 2 and a half months
He already did. I watched the second half too so
Peridot saves Amethyst from the gem drill, which then gets destroyed. Peridot apologizes for hurting Amethyst's feelings and apparently it's another episode of Peridot learning to Earth but it's extremely cute and satisfying at the end
>2 and a half months
Nigga, do you know how to math?
Assuming the real holiday season hiatus starts now, we won't get episodes till Janruary 7th at the earliest.
>October 10th -Janruary 7th
We're 3 days shy of 3 months now
And every painstaking day will be another burden.
I liked this better than the actual episode
Ehh, 6/10 episode.
Shoe horned episode about "normal" and other shit tumblr would love.
Zuke loved it not cause it was good but because she gets to show how normal gay relationships are.
Not even good amethyst lore, stuff I've already guessed.
they think just because she said sorry something is gonna happen. man tumblr is more delusional than anything i have ever encountered
Zuke hid her alien in this episode
That bitch drew an alien into the show
>Peridot walks into the garage to do her job
>Ruby is fist deep into Sapphire in the corner of the garage
>Peridot asks them to stop as it effects her work
>Ruby and Sapphire then tie Peridot to a post and force her to watch
>everyone acts like Peridot is the asshole in this situation
>the only time I ever worry about lack of spoiler use
thanks alot now I can sleep focus on work this week
don't worry guys, the episode was pretty meh
lots of talking
Amethyst confirmed to be half the size of the "normal" quartz
>tfw steven brings everything together
>he's always taking the gems shit
>he makes shit happen
>this nigga always saves the day
>the realest nigga
>nigga so hard he is his own mom
>this nigga is a quartz
>mfw steven is always gonna pull through no matter what
and you guys wanna make this kid some fairy faggot