Opal is Best Fusion Edition
>Back to the Barn download link
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>How are Gems Made?
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#!5EEFiaQB!Ay0foxVKFIK1CByormRXtdOCrI5AzvPdoTS-AhZUCVk
So ready for this thread. Aryanite, checking in.
>tfw ruby and sapphire will never get better
xth for drugs are okay if you're not a dumbass about it, just like anything else in life.
Lets end this before it ever started.
Pearl could probably work past being mortified by the concept of it.
I don't know who decided to give her ass a gravitational pull, but I'm feeling it.
Hooray for Lapis!
I'm high on
She always seemed like a stoner to me.
Life's a pretty shit tier drug that always leaves you dead by the end of it m8
We have so much more room to have our inane back and forth over it this time.
So what did we think of too far if you saw the leak already? I honestly think it was a good episode and IF the show goes on hiatus after it I won't be as mad as I was during sardonyx.
It was good, confirmed alot of things, and amy and peridot were cute as fuck
I liked this episode get fucked scott
the download is in the OP you double clod
Requesting picture of pearl and Peridot smoking a joint together.
I maintain that it's one of the worst, but normies sustain the trillion dollar industry a little too heavily for it to ever go anywhere.
BABY YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD VIBRATION
NOTHIN BUT A SWEET SENSATION
YOU'RE ALL TEMPTATION
Aight, you enjoyed an episode some folk don't like.
Want a cookie cat?
Not being made nearly fast enough. Best we've got is images that ran with the implication of duplicate pearls.
>that fun fact
>Pearls and their role in the caste system
>Peridot's reaction to Pearl
>Rebecca "Stein" Sugar and her black husband
Just as they said, it was never about MUH GAY LOVE, it was about race mixing!
I'm putting the leak, the released sneak peek footage and this together to make something a little more watchable and was wondering if there was anything better available for the missing scene
There's worse ways for the show to die.
If only we could block him from the threads hm?
Look through the archive if you want to know.
Can someone remind me of what the replacement for archive.moe is again? Also, gem butt to keep this on topic
How would you rather see new Steven/Gem fusions? Formed in the middle of a battle as a life-or-death situation, or formed as a training excersice and we see the fusion walk around Beach City?
Should SU become a real anime?
>That smile and pose
I may have some issues to work out.
If you could do one non-sexual activity with any of the gems who would it be and what would you do?
A real animation, or should the creative team move to Japan to become 'anime'?
Your post is bad and you should feel bad.
The fuck is wrong with you
It's not even in the top ten, it's just the easiest one to get. To quote Doug Stanhope - "if I had to wait in a Denny's parking lot at 2am waiting for my friend Danny to answer his voicemail just to drop off a six-pack, I'd never drink again"
Sure alcohol's convenient, but it doesn't compare to just about anything else.
What will be the next thing Peridot will fuck up? Will she cause a war between Ruby and Sapphire?
Nicotine is really the only shittier frequently done drug. It's a gigantic waste of time money and health, yet vapefags still somehow found a way to give it a worse public image.
Dress up as sharks and run after random people.
Probably. All current art was more than likely partially inspired by art that came before it. There's something of a premium on truly original content these days.
Damn straight, and I'm a smoker. Been trying to quit but that'd mean giving up booze and coffee too (nothing makes you want to smoke more than coffee). It's too much to ask from one person all at once.
Of course, but anime is kind of eating itself these days as it moves away from trying to appeal to a broad audience and more towards fanservice to sell figurines and body pillows and shit to sad meganerds
I only talk up how trash the habit is because I'm a smoker as well.
I don't think I could ever give up coffee/caffeine. If there was ever a true patrician drug, it's caffeine.
>Keeps calling Garnet a warmachine
>Garnet tries to explain relationship
>Ruby and Sapphire split over how
>Sapphire wants to demonstrate, Ruby doesn't
>Sapphire ignores her, starts the fusion dance
>Ruby interferes, grabs their hands, and joins in
>Fusion lasts 20 seconds, everyone weirded out
>Peridot likes it, but is scared
>Ruby and Sapphire both realize how fun it is to domme someone
>Now addicted to domming Peridot
>Then they get antsy about sharing
>Split over who gets to play with Peridot
>Peridot's too high off of being bossed around to care, just wants to be used
>Just like a filthy little Pearl
>Not playing Mortal Kombat
>Not playing Team Fortress 2
>Not playing Portal 2
>Not playing Killing Floor 2
>Not playing all of the Half-Life games
I don't even know where to start
Build bikes with poil in my garage
Caffeine is great, but I generally only use it in emergencies, like needing to write a research paper in eight hours. Whole pot of lukewarm coffee downed in fifteen minutes, Don't Stop Me Now blasting on loop the whole time, hell of a night.
Why does it always have to get weird towards the end
>Implying domme-pet Peridot isn't best Peridot
>implying if either one of the two happened it wouldn't be on her hands.
>Keeps calling Garnet a warmachine
>Garnet tries to explain relationship
>Garnet asks if Peridot ever fused
>Peridot never fused because of her limbenhancers
>Everyone laughs at Peridot
>Draw random gem OC thing
>Go to sleep, don't close old thread tag
>Some anon drew my gem because they really liked it
If you're here, thank you, anon! I'm honored.
In thinking up weapons to destroy the cluster, she invents a beam that prevents gems from forming fusions. Accidentally hits Ruby and Sapphire, and the stress of not being able to form Garnet tears apart their relationship.
Pearl already used all the viable spaceship parts in Space Race.
plus Steven is on Earth
You are now in charge of directing the Steven universe movie what's the pemise? Must sound interesting enough to be a trailer for the movie.
She's in crystal gem custody. They want to save earth and she wants to leave. The best compromise is to stop the cluster before it hatches.
I think the shoes are too much but it's cute anon. Good job
>why can't she just build a spaceship?
In Fiction we call this Plot Induced Stupidity its when the plot requires logic destruction to progess beyond it.
Peridot should have just built a spacecraft and left the planet already instead of this bullshit. We already saw that Pearl can make a spaceship and shes shit tier compared to Peridot in engineering.
Justin get back to work on making R&M S3 not a sack of dicks.
Peridot doesnt give a crap about Steven, she is only working to stop the cluster so she stays alive, shes being a selfish piece of shit sabotaging the work of her own species that took hundreds of millenia to reach completion.
Rose knew humans since they were jungle savages which was 200,000 years ago, Rose not knowing about the Cluster means its even older than than that so an estimate of around 800,000 years is the cluster's age.
it's been a while /sug/ (about 2 weeks since i have been here) is there any new art worth saving ? if so you better post em
Peridot acts like a literal mental retard, even a fucking 4 year old wouldnt think a spoon or a towel is a weapon.
No the cluster project was already planned before the war even began, the earth was chosen because it was the cluster's incubation site that is all.
You don't need to understand what is going on to be horrified by a small version of someone being pushed out of a larger person, covered in the most vile looking substances, as that large person screams blue murder the entire time.
In fact, not knowing what the fuck is going on would only make it more traumatic.
Now this is an idea I want to see.
>even a fucking 4 year old wouldnt think a spoon or a towel is a weapon.
You could use a towel to strangle someone, and a spoon to gouge out eyes.
Everything has the potential to be a weapon.
holyyy crap im so tired im spacing out but i need to stay up for at least 6 more hours so im going to keep doing these requests but it's just going to take me a while. I'll do a cleaned up version of this one when I'm more awake and just stick to rough sketches for now I guess.
I really like some of these other request ideas but if you guys can be more specific it'll make it easier for me to actually get these done because I cant seem to think very well right now
Movie post series
Alternate story where rose waged war on homeworld instead of earth for power. A group of gems come together to take her down. Hulk Amethyst is Rose's second in command, Pearl is Rose's abused assistant. Ruby and sapphire will provide background to the AU and form a weaker distressed garnet to help the protagonists in the final battle. Peridot is a gem embedded into a computer. And lapis is blue diamond's crazy zealot.
It's pretty much Steven Universe: Flashpoint paradox
It was made out of shit material and the mere fact she made a functioning spacecraft in under a day means shes more intelligent than every human thats lived on this planet.
That paranoia is unjustified since Peridot cant be strangled as she has no trachea
>10,000 terren year old trained handmaiden, tactician, technician, battle coordinator, Archivist and Ballerina being a mother in a quiet seaside town.
the context of the show makes me feel warm inside
Steven gets captured and taken to homeworld to be seen by the Diamond Authority. The gems are defeated, and Peridot, who's been in hiding when the battle happened, needs to awaken the gems and plan a rescue mission with them.
No, she was looking for a tool she could escape with.
seriously, where do you go to make these effects? I've been saving images of interest that would look sick with that
oh and trips
>everything is a weapon
Thats so fucking retarded to assume a bunch of primitive dumb apes would be as weaponized as your own futuristic civilization as I said before Peridot is a fucking retard.
reluctantly, but eventually in a very straightforward manner and accompanied with threats that should you ever tell anyone, she'll crush your puny bones
Their presence there does literally attract monster attacks.
>Thats so fucking retarded to assume a bunch of primitive dumb apes would be as weaponized as your own futuristic civilization as I said before Peridot is a fucking retard.
Actually the retarded thing to do is underestimate the enemy.
>tfw no gf who wears these shorts anymore
Life is suffering.
As much as I like all the gay gem ships or pairings, adult Steven/Connie will always be my OTP.
Humans have figured out a hilariously long list of ways to make shit dead without using a gun.
They were "Limb Enhancers," they poofed and bubbled her, then Amethyst threw them in the ocean.
Steven later freed her in order to figure out what she was going to say she's the only one who knows about, turns out it's a giant Forced Fusion Gem inside the Earth called The Cluster that will destroy it if it manifests.
Idahoan if you're more obscure about your regional insults.
>They already know humans are altruistic morons who only carry firearms so expect firearms to be the weapons they use or knives not fucking towels or spoons.
They know humans are primitive tribesmen or with kingdoms so primitive in comparison that they might as well be considered primitive tribesemen. They wouldn't even know about our firearms because we didn't have fucking firearms six thousand years ago when Homeworld was last in control of Earth. Do you even watch this show? How the fuck do you not know Homeworld abandoned earth SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO and so everything on earth would be a little different from what they remember?
‘He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be captured by them.’
Ah, thank you for educating me on slurs, much oblidged
Using words, we can lock the flow.
In the process, open your third optical.
Cleaning up this hot mess we’re responsible.
Through love not stress nothing is impossible.
Steven Universe: The Return of Jasper
Jasper kidnaps Ruby and challenges to compete in a series of gladiatorial challenges to get her back. Peridot betrays Jasper and has a mech fight with her. Pearl, Sapphire, and Amethyst fuse into I dunno and fight Jasper. Then Stevonnie comes and fights Jasper one on two.
Movie end with Lapis and Ruby fusing to finish off Jasper.
The red eye means HW sends surveillance drones to watch earth from time to time.
HW also doesnt give a shit about nuclear weapons they could blow up the entire planet if they felt like it.
How would she be able to identify any weaponry from every day normal objects? Other than asking since they're polite enough to tell her what's dangerous and what isn't.
Oh yeah, I forgot that the fucking Egyptians invented the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. And those Olmec, wow, what crafty buggers they were for inventing lasers!
It may have been a joke post but I'm replying seriously. I got a new OTP now, thanks a fucking lot Steven Universe I really didn't need this
Let's cast the SU movie/film/flick, I'll start:
Kevin Spacey as Mayor Dewey
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
I wonder if the Homeworld gems really understand how humans are these days? At what point, exactly, did the rebellion take place, and how advanced was human civilisation at that point?