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>Back to the Barn download link
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UJKBGrJCg [Embed] [Embed]
>How are Gems Made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqniSO8kxFo [Embed] [Embed]
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG6LSlJvLIg [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Lod1ACo14 [Embed] [Embed]
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#!5EEFiaQB!Ay0foxVKFIK1CByormRXtdOCrI5AzvPdoTS-AhZUCVk
hopefully, probably notFOR PEARL WITH GIANT BOOBS!
Peridot has to go to the dentist because she gets cavities somehow.
What do you think the Gems smell like, /sug/?
For me it's:
>Garnet = Cinnamon
>Pearl = Perfume
>Amythest (when clean) = Upturned soil
>Peridot = That new car smell
>Sapphire = Mint
>Ruby = Smoke
>Lapis = Fresh rainfall
>Jasper = Wood furniture
>Rose = Flowers
>Yellow Diamond = Leather
>Steven = Potato chips
And with these three posts, we have exhausted the Internet of all giant boob Pearls.
Unless you 4chan clods can prove me wrong!
HAHA! I bet you can't!
Quickly /sug/. Someone asks you:
>I heard this show was Tumblr, is it actually good, or just SJW shit?
What is the correct response?
Fight like men, or die like dogs.
Die standing, or live forever on your knees.
And when a united humanity is knocking down homeworlds door, be executed as the traitor that you are.
im getting closer to being done with the puzzle
It is only "SJW" shit in that there are lesbians everywhere.
Stupid, sexy space rock lesbians...
Can't stop the Peributt
her and Steven are best couple
Did you know that Roberto Sucroe's favorite album is pic related
>Wait, is that...
>STEVEN I THINK WE SHOULD GET ANOTHER PUZZLE TO SOLVE!
One of my edits as the OP?
I feel so special.
Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! 打ち込むのは
The only thing SJW about it is the horrid fandom.
Imagine the autistic tendencies of the Homestuck fandom and the idiotic views of Tumblr and there you go.
Just ignore those shit clothes and you'll find the show to be a fun ride with great art, amazing storytelling, and an expanding plot.
You make me proud today, anons. Well done.
Independent thought is to be encouraged always.
I bet it feels like cotton candy and fluffy clouds.
SUNDAY NIGHT /SUG/ WE POSTING LEWDS AND WAIFUS NOW !!!!!!!!!!
nah niggas im just playing but how's your night going though bros and lesbros
the show is good and it is progressive but allowing a fanbase to create your opinion is pretty fucking stupid. the fanbase is cancer especially with their delusions on shipping and sexuality but all you have to do is ignore it and you'll be just fine
Rose, Garnet and Steven in that order.
I'm gonna throw big bags of sand at your face!
Rebecca Sugar: I would be a Ruby because, yeah, the way that she is sort of frantic and extremely neurotic, but also really excitable and Ruby is pretty based on me in that way. Ruby also has no sense of what’s going on her around her [laughs] and she can only focus on one thing only at the expense of all things, which is how I function for better or for worse.
Fucking walk away because I really don't want to interact with someone that says "Tumblr" and "SJW" in public.
What's your favorite episode?
the best episode?
Shit I fucked up, let me try that again
Don't worry Anon, I've got some Poilnareff fanart for you right here.
Rose acting like Steven is too damn cute.
It's like seeing fanart of Samus and her bird daddies. Gets me every time.
>Peridot = That new car smell
>Not freshed squeezed lime
you got fuckin garbage taste kiddo
I see it now /sug/. We need to post giant gem waifus, with giant gem lewds.
Wait really? How do you know that?
>The ENTIRE show is now Gender bent.
Greg is a massive hulking but bear mode huggable space gem who captures the heart of a Earth woman rocker out on her luck and wallet.
They find love and after years Greg tells Rosalina he is going to give her one final gift. The most precious of them all. As they finish in a sweaty passionate rgasm Greg illuminates into pure light and funnels into her womb.
9 months later Steffany emerges and is raised by her 3 gem dads while Rosalina works a menial job as a bar tender to pay her way.
It would be worse then what we got now
I wish it wasn't leaked. Why can't faggots just wait instead of wanting to watch it in shitty quality right now?
That said, I can't really feel morally superior about the pirating aspect of it since I watch most episodes from the mega links posted here on /sug/.
That is absolutely the correct response.
>mfw there undoubtedly people who actually use the term "SJW" in real life
I love me some goofy Rose.
today I added a new lighter to my collection
> That episode of Steven Universe where Steven went crazy and played with the Gems like a puppetmaster.
well that sucks
try sleeping with with a head prop so you don't wake up caked in snot
nice to hear
I broke my hand because I gripped too hard.
She did seem like she can be a bit of a silly bitch in those flashbacks.
Also, gonna need the full image if pic related.
It doesn't really matter because all the people who saw the leak are still going to watch it when it comes out because the leak is such poor quality.
They played the new episode, Too Far, at some convention and someone taped it there and then put it up online.
It's up for download, and Dailymotion has a video streaming it, but I'm afraid I don't have the leaks for either.
There are 30 seconds missing in the middle where Amethyst and Peridot have angry, sweaty, lesbian sex on the grass, but other than that, the whole thing is there.
what're you listening to tonight /sug/ ?
im bangin this
>tfw lightspeed hair that looks like a week's stubble by late afternoon
I'll never know baby smooth.
pls stop, why do you enjoy my suffering? Is this how you get your sick kicks?
Tell them I heard about a sweet new animu called Boku no Pico and tell them they should watch it.
Post that exact moment when you fell for your
Because anon they
are not real. Steven is suffering from severe autism and thinks the gems are space aliens while his father and best friend suffer while trying to comfort his delusions.
That does explain why he thought he was visited by a cartoon character.
There is a big difference between 5 o'clock shadow and a 15 year old by with 10 follicles of dark facial hair that are all several millimeters long. Christ, a mere weekly shave would keep that travesty from happening.
Why the depressing image? Rainymood is comfy as fuck.
>Is this how you get your sick kicks?
Don't worry, it has a happy ending
>Mid Winter night.
>Steven and Peridot just finish watching "The Thing".
>Steven goes to use the bathroom, leaving Peridot alone.
>As Peridot looks out the window wide eyed,
Amethyst sneaks up to the bedroom edge and shape shifts into the creature.
>In the bathroom, Steven hears
a blood curdling scream that could wake the dead.
>He rushes out to find Amy trying to calm a hysterical Peridot in fetal position, inconsolably crying.
>They spend the rest of the night cuddled in a warm secure embrace.
Man, fuck that movie.
Anyone feel like drawing Officer Garnet arresting Peridot?
Doesn't matter what for, just don't be an edgelord about it.
I decided to come into work today on a day off because it was busy (i work at a hotel). Im real glad i got to watch the leaked ep.
SU has really worked to break me out of a weird funk i've been in since july over a girl. Im glad i have you guys, for however much longer that may be.
To smooch Steven you have to defeat his seven gem moms.
>Mid Winter night.
Did you miss the fucking point?
I don't have a cap of that lip closeup, but this will suffice
>yfw all the places they warp to are on Earth
I want to know specifically where on Earth these weird ass places are. Where is the Sea Spire? Is the Kindergarten in Nebraska or some shit?
Where in the flying hell the warp hub located? You can see it in the opening, and it's clearly right next to the fucking Moon.
its also a remake of a movie from the 50s about a sentient plant monstere
>that last comfy scene
It's bad so far.
Skynard - Simple Man
Journey - Who's Crying Now
Simple Man a second time
roughly 30 seconds of radio commercials
Zep - Stairway to Heaven (with an abrupt cutoff)
Starting the B side now.
>A steven universe episode where gem shards learn to imitate the crystal gems and steven has to choose which are real and which are fake
Have you accepted your base nature, or do you hold on to a higher universal morale?
no one cares about the movie that inspired the better movie, also the prequel was good barring those terrible cgis things everywhere and the over expossed ship.
>that comfy scene
You mean the fire from John's or the 50's one?
>Pearl hates Sugilite.
>Amethyst hates Sardonyx.
>Garnet gets a ladyboner from Opal.
There is only one dream team.
So to those of you who watched the leak what would you rate the episode?
pls no spoiler
I accept this. Pearl's the gem I relate to the most anyway.
I've always been more interested in the "warp zone" or whatever you want to call it.
We saw it in Warp Tour, and it was really creepy and interesting.
We know that it's "cold and has very little air", but not much else.
We also know that it has great ambient music.
the fire ofc
the remake was great except that i honestly don't remember how the thing got out
I heard from a guy that matt confirmed there are no new episodes after too far until 2016
life is pain
What the hell does Pearl do all day, if she isn't picking after Steven or schlicking it to Rose?
Did being alive for thousands of years drive her crazy?
I will never be able to see the lovely Sardonyx as anything else now, will I?
>you will never be a grunt in the EDF when the gems invade
>you will never get a quick death on the first day after concentrated bolts of light glass your position
>you will never empty your magazine into a Japser then slash fruitlessly with your knife before she shoves your skull into your chest cavity
> or rips your arm off and impales you with it
> or breaks your spine and tosses you aside like a doll
> you will never detonated nuclear warheads in their silos after gems have almost taken the facility, becoming credited with some of the only confirmed gem kills of the war
>you will never climb out of your foxhole to look upon the burnt out remains of your city after hearing Steven and the Crystal Gems "won" the war
>you will never return home to find out that most of the people you grew up with are dead or missing including your wife
Feels bad, lads.
I watched the leak and I'm gonna watch it when it actually comes out anyway.
>/sug/ is about to be banned again
I guess its back to /vp/
I embraced the name long ago.
I can totally understand why someone might not like her design, but I absolutely adore it.
>its also a remake of a movie from the 50s about a sentient plant monstere
Actually, it was based on a 1938 novella by John W. Campbell titled "Who Goes There?"
It's been made into a movie three times: the 1951 feature "The Thing From Another World" which you mentioned, the 1972 "Horror Express," and of course 1982's "The Thing."
I suppose you could consider the 2011 "The Thing" as another adaptation, but it's a direct prequel to the Carpenter version so I personally don't.
Do you think Pearl had fellow Rose admirers? Ones who didn't love Rose as much as she did but enough to understand and get close enough to consider friends. Wonder what it must have been like to see her get shattered or become a monster.
also the fact that they cut out the climax.
Any time something else I wanted to watch leaked and I wasn't physically unable to see it at its real air time, I watched it again. I'm not hurting anything.
>Some say Too Far is the last episode this year.
>Some say Matt is a liar.
>You should not believe either of these things.
What first came to my mind is that she was secretly glad when they died. More Rose, all to herself. She doesn't seem to miss anyone else.
The answer is that fusing with Steven turns Gems into fleshy hybrids like himself. Allowing Gems to reproduce with out having to user Kindergarten.
Easy as pie. The trick is to be very firm and to use quick, sharp movements. Give it a try!
>doesn't know the language
>weird skin color
Peridot confirmed Indian.
So /sug/ what has been the one episode you were the most hyped for throughout the series? Did it live up to your hype?
For me it was Warp Tour. Just like every other episode it wasn't what I was expecting and instead was so much better, even introducing a new Gem.
I know some of you'd fuck her. But would you become Malachite?
>people saved my shitty edit
Wasn't a remake, they thought that would be disrespectful, so they did a prequel.
Basically dickhead scientists bitnig off more than they could chew. It's pretty much the same movie, but it ends witha melancholy ending, and the nords chasing after the thing.
>Pearl still watching Steven sleep
This is great.
Also did they do the promo where Steven was behind that cardboard cutout of him with the strong body. Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
well, I and I think everybody else was pretty hyped for alone together, seeing as we knew it was gonna be a steven fuses with somebody episode.
also, honestly catch and release. I was hoping it'd be about peridot and what I got was more glorious than I ever could have imagined
I came on this imageboard to laugh and argue about waifus, not to feel.
>Implying Gems would ever need a proper name for their home planet.
>Implying Gems would ever communicate with another intelligent species and need to have a name for their home planet so they can talk to other species about home planet
>Implying Gems would ever communicate with another intelligent species
>Implying Gems don't kill off all life in the universe as they come across it to
>Implying Gems don't convert pitiful organic species into glorious Gem master race
they got hyped by the alium spaceship
like it just had to be redone in 3d
How can clouds exert that much force
The whole Week of Sardonyx had me on edge because it seemed that Pearl's corruption was imminent.
People were panicking and theorizing on how much worse things could get.
Everything turned out fine.
>read it as "as long as I could fuck you when you lie to her"
Could you make me a sandwich?
What gem is just like you personality wise?
Pic related is just like me when angry.
Right here. Now she's more like my.. petfu, I guess.
>You mean the UK ad?
Thanks, anon. Found it.
I identify with being lost and alone in an uncaring universe
YOU HAVE TO STOP WITH THIS BULLSHIT
THERE IS ONLY WAIFU
NO GEMFU INSERT SHOW WAIFU HERE ETC
YOU HAVE ONLY ONE WAIFU IN YOUR LAIFU
SHE STARTS OUT AS BEST GIRL AND TUG THE HEART OF U
Mostly the OCD and borderline autism.
She does pull at my heartstrings
i share and appreciate your sentiment
she could entwine me anyday
The fat, disgusting, lazy, stupid, glutton gem who is not entirely certain about her justifications to live and regularly cracks jokes at the expense of other people that is Amethyst.
I'm a Pearlfag, go figure.
My ADD can be ridiculous at times.