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>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#F!qIgVhJgQ!s-2PFvj15hmJLZ5vvztYFA
I'm probably not the first person to ask this. If Peridot hadn't seen rain until she made it to Earth, do they not have water on homeworld? If so, what sort of function would Lapis's powers serve? Or Sapphire's, for that matter?
>this shit again
Dont fall for the bait guys, He got me because i replied but please dont fall for it
>FUSIN' IS JUS' A CHEAP TRICK TA MAKE SMALL GROTS BIGGA!
am i wrong or is it not 10 for literally every single fucking general?
am i wrong guys?
Where were you when Connie decided she was gonna marry Steven?
Hey /Sug/ post what you're listening to.
>Be Peridot Gem type, created for the specific purpose of building, repairing and maintaining Gem technology
>Be certified kindergartener
>Can't even summon weapon
>Rely on the limb enhancers the state has graciously given me
>Be the model compliant citizen of Yellow Diamond's Homeworld
>Live to serve Yellow Diamond
>Get assignment to monitor some super-forced-fusion-weapon, "the Cluster"
>Dedicate my young life to the Cluster project to serve my god empress Yellow Diamond
>Read hundreds of reports on it
>Send robonoids to the backwater planet housing the Cluster, "Earth"
>Find the remnants of the ancient Crystal Gem rebellion still there
>They break my things
>They break the galaxy warp
>Will have to go to Earth in person to gather information on the Cluster to report to my lord and savior Yellow Diamond
>Told it will be easy
>Help rebel scum to deactivate the Cluster
So, /sug/, who else here is mischief?
I enjoyed the unspoken sexual tension between them, but getting involved with their drama is just a waste of time.
Unless... they end up being relevant some day.
How good would Pearl be in a wrestling match
Were gems manufactured originally or did they come about naturally?
Who would want to read a comic about crying?
And that was a comic about teens being terrible
FF Rose best Rose
Although I don't know who this is referencing
Were Greg and Rose even legally married
Steven is a bastard honestly born of a lustful union
Obviously super advanced humans developed the means for time travel, then they created homunculi from philosopher stones and then the stones rebelled and used the time travel technology to go long ago in a galaxy far away and then created a society of space rock lesbians.
>We could have gotten GAOSTEVENGAR
>Instead we're gonna get a stupid pink lion man
>fighting against the beta uprising that is Rose's Rebellion
Bootlicker. Stop trying to get in with those Homeworld normies, they'll never accept you.
trips confirmed for desert level thrist
>mfw Steven Universe turns out to be a spin-off of Fullmetal Alchemist
Sadie was trying to be constructive. She stupidly thought her actions would actually make Lars a better person. Lars on the other hand doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. Sadie is a stupid nice person and Lars is a stupid asshole.
>inb4 but I can think of people who do bad things so Lars is an okay person!
I'm unhappy because the fusion could be sick as fuck. Instead it's just gonna be Steven in a fursuit.
She'll be seeing stars alright.
It's one of my favorite couples but between "Three's a crowd" and the Week of Sardonyx, I find it a little harder to ship them.
>gets guy trapped on deserted island for several days so they can bond
>patronizes him after he freaks out when he discovers her deception
She needs to get a proper sense of right and wrong.
>Steven in a fursuit
>Not Steven in neon lion armor
Have hope, anon.
>having a job
>not living off Rosebucks
Fuck off, normie gem.
Lars needs to stop being leading people on and being an asshole. I'd rather be friends with Sadie despite her defects than Lars. Christ almighty.
He was just put on the show to make everyone else seem nice.
i dont get it , i search and i found mgs thinks...
Still dont know what you mean
you know what, that's fine, internet has more than enough reference jokes. just leave it, it's fine
Anyone else realize that the lines and circles on the galaxy warp are a map? The circles most likely represent solar systems or individual planets. Earth's doesn't have any circles or lines though, curiously enough. Counting all the warp pads though, gives us 16 Gem-Controlled worlds. 4 diamonds, 4 planets apiece, ruling Homeworld as a council/quadmonarchy.
>you will never stuff bird poils cloaca into the box that only obstinate bird gems get into
Hooray for Lapis!
This is so out of character I couldn't even take It seriously. Sadie starts bawling just cause Lars casually decides to leave, and then Lars fully accepts his mistakes? Sadie would either be whatever or she would just yell at him and get annoyed.
I mean I know this show has alot of crying, but at least theirs build up and it makes sense in context with the situation and characters.
I've always wanted to thing the theme song with you guys
>Be a Lapis Lazuli Gem
>Weapon is water
>There is no rain on Homeworld
>There is no water on Homeworld
>Leave Homeworld so I can find someplace where I am not shit-tier
>Find that 99.9999999999999999999999% of the universe is not water
>Find some shit planet in the most uncivilized arm of the middle-of-goddamn-nowhere Milky Way galaxy
>Surface of planet is about 70% water
>The moment I set foot on the planet, I suddenly transform from lowest shit-tier Gem to God
>Get drunk with power
>Hurricanes, tsunamis, floods, all sorts of crazy shit
>Sometimes create a drought for shits and giggles, and then, when all the silly organics pray to their gods for water, I unleash a flood of biblical proportions
>Turns out that I came to Earth just as some kind of Gem civil war was going on
>Some super edgy anarchists are trying to protect the monkey things from Homeworld
>Use my new overpowered weapon to massacre both sides
>Anarchist's leader, some pink fat ass, tells challenges me to a duel
>Create an army of water clones and a couple hurricanes to kick her ass
>She blocks water with her shield
>Creates some sonic vibration bullshit
>Destroys my clones and storms
>Her sex slave stabs me from behind with her spear while I'm in shock
>I wonder where she learned that trick
>Get trapped in mirror
>Get shoved inside sex slave
>I wonder where she learned that trick
>Thousands of years later sex slave tries using me as some educational thing for some fat ass monkey thing
>I refuse to cooperate
>Sex slave gives me to kid
>Convince kid to free me
>Kid thinks I'm a good person
>Convince kid to ignore the women who have raised and protected him his whole life
>Convince kid to free me
>Immediately fuck up the planet
>Take the ocean away
>Kid and his moms try to get it back
>Use water clone army
>Kid uses Rose's shield vibration bullshit
To be continued
yeah, tough nails for scratching up your back
Implying Jasper isn't the 6 year old following a 10 year old rose around all day calling her a loser and laughing at her every failure.
But deep down believe she's the greatest shit ever.
>I warned you Yellow Diamond
>All my distress calls where I cashed in my Good Gem Points for some Chicken Tendite
>But you didn't send me anything
>Well now I broke your cluster!
>And I learned from the defective Amethyst gem a great prank with pee pee and poo poo
>I can't wait to show you!
I can't wait for the Crystal Gem Babies episode we'll get in season 6
I fucked up the last few lines, sorry
>Flip van with kid's dad in it over
>Break dad's leg
>Dad is lucky to be alive
>Attempt to drown kid and his gf
>Kid uses fat ass vibration bullshit
>Convince kid I'm a good person
>Convince kid to heal me
>Go back to Homeworld
>Tell Homeworld all about the Crystal Gems
>Convince Homeworld to try invading Earth again
>90% of the fans think I'm one of the good guys
>90% of the fans think I'm misunderstood
>90% of the fans think I was wrongly imprisoned
>90% of the fans think I did nothing wrong
>90% of the fans think I'm the best Gem
lapis will never learn the joy that is keeping a cat as a pet
>she will never domesticate her very own steven
It's great stuff.
The only true Yellow Diamond is 80's business woman Yellow Diamond.
i watch Too Far and i make a teory about peridot, i tink she never become a cristal gem and it's probably she ended in the same way of lapiz lazuli.
¿Why? maybe for this (remember, its just a teory).
Catch and Release
- peridot get captured for the CG and she trust a little in steven
When It Rains
- Peridot trust more in steven and lear to swallow his pride in orden to survive
Back to the Barn
- Peridot lear humility from pearl and mechanical skills
- peridot lear empaty and awareness from her treat to amatist
and here is my theory...
Super Watermelon Island
- peridot learn compassion and steven teach her last lesson to be a good person, remember in her first episode she was a bich with her robonoits
- peridot, steven and the CG bubbled the clubster
- peridot and garnet episode, also she find the way to come back to homeworld
Same Old World
- a new peridot in her old homeworld, maybe the first episode without steven...
and this is my teory feel free to say if is bullshit or maybe can be true
Will they ever share an onscreen kiss?
>Be Yellow Diamond
>Be tyrannical god empress of Homeworld
>Crystal Gem rebel scum dare defy me on Earth
>Let them win and order Homeworld forces to leave them alone
>Don't tell Crystal Gems about the ticking time bomb inside the Earth's core
>Enslave my own subjects by making them use limb enhancers
>Using your own weapon instead of the limb enhancers the state has graciously given you is outlawed
>Pick one Peridot at random and tell her to monitor the Cluster
>Know that the Crystal Gems are still on Earth
>Know that the Crystal Gems are insanely powerful when it comes to fusion
>Know that the Crystal Gems can become much stronger than they are meant to be
>Know that the Crystal Gems' Pearl is the weakest class of Gem but can kill Jaspers and limb enhanced Peridots and mega fusions that are many times stronger than any Pearl should be
>Don't tell IT Peridot any of this
>Send IT Peridot to Earth with only one old lady and an informant who I know is not loyal to Homeworld and will more likely than not betray Peridot and defect to the rebels
>Tell Peridot "Go to Earth. It will be easy."
English is not your first language, is it, buddy?
Also I doubt we will get to see Homeworld so early.
oh I did too, Amethyst was the big sister but Peri would be a little sister steven could teach.
Its just now I kinda slipped and fell into the deep end
If Rose really loved Pearl then... damn. I am dying to see how Pearl reacted to Rose's decision to be with Greg. I'm guessing they had some sort of open relationship.
Thank god. I held off buying a Mr Universe shirt on redbubble in the hopes that CN might actually make merch.
Why couldn't you have made SBT merch, CN
question to all latin america fags here (me too):
So there are ONLY gems no? no minerals like copper or other shit? what do you think?
i did some thinking in the shower and thought tumblr shipping jasper and lapis means they stand for abusive relationships. i couldn't stop laughing but now im almost positive my little brother thinks i have fallen off the wagon
>Find an ancient wailing stone system
>Still intact, but the thing is so old and obsolete that no one monitors or guards it
>Convince Homeworld to try invading Earth again
>The last war was really devastating
>They aren't sure
>Convince them that after over 5000 years of peace, the Crystal Gems would never expect a retaliation
>Convince them that the element of surprise will allow them to defeat the Crystal Gems with no casualties
>Convince them that the element of surprise will allow them to defeat the Crystal Gems with only a small force of 1 IT Gem, 1 possible traitor, and 1 actually useful soldier
>Use wailing stone to warn Crystal Gems about invasion
I imagine Rose was more a dear friend to Pearl.
She was her right hand, and a child that Rose basically brought up from non-gem class to being her own, independant self.
Her "Of course you do" when Pearl insisted that she wanted to fight for Rose is so much sadder now that it's certain that that moment was Rose trying to be like "Pearl, please, break away from me and make your own decisions" only to be shut down hard by blind puppy dog eyes.
that's not even a real wagon
get with the times
So we know Sucrose is a retarded weab like us. And that when you have a former villain join a small group of protagonists, each of them needs to accept the 'Zuko' in turn, preferably with an episode highlighting that person and the Zuko's relationship.
Steven had his previous interactions with Peridot as well as Catch and Release and When it Rains. Pearl had Back to the Barn. Amethyst had Too Far.
But what about Garnet? How do we reconcile her relationship with Peridot, and separate them from the rest of the Gems? Steven had the house, Pearl had the barn, and Amethyst had the kindergarten. We also need to have the two of them connect on something they share- Pearl had the tech and the class issues, Amethyst had acceptance and feeling big, and Steven had his natural charisma. We need someplace for Peridot and Garnet to be without Pearl or Amethyst (Steven can possibly come to).
Idea: soon upcoming episode is a final test/actual usage of the drill. Because of its design and intended usage, it must be manually driven- by Peridot of course. Either because they're going to the core or because they don't trust her, Garnet comes along to swim in lava/watch Peridot. Eventually something fucks up down by the Cluster and the drill is breaking. Peridot can't survive alone, so she has to fuse with Garnet to create a fusion that can swim in lava and survive the pressure. Then Peridot truly learns what fusion means to Garnet and accepts her, yadda yada.
If Steven comes along for whatever reason, have him form a bubble around himself and Garnet isn't strong enough to push both him and Peridot to the surface, so she has to fuse while Steven is busy keeping the bubble up so he doesn't get crushed.
someone edit this with rose/yellow diamond
yeah, Pearl Felt like everything thanks to her but her admiration no doubt mixed with her subservient nature into a codependent fixation, that ironically Peridot helped break by being the one thing she never got,some one she could be pissed at properly
I'm really fond of the idea of Rose being polyamorous, and Greg being open to it, had Pearl not gotten insanely jealous
>Rose/YD wrestling in underwear
Garnet and Peridot are the two friends in Barn Mates that Steven's going to help get along.
That'll wrap up her "learning to trust each of them" moments and then we can proceed to Gem Drill which may or may not be part of the mid season finale this time around (we're still a few episodes short of 25/26)
I doubt rose couldn't do much with pearl's bizarre high standard. Only option is to build her one to keep her company and happy.
Would be a very cute gesture, "Im sorry i hurt you and not being there but hope this helps"
>yfw thats bismuth
>Rick and Morty is over
>Star Vs not back till Spring
>Gravity Falls has horrible scheduling
It's going to be an extra cold winter.
>next episode is in two weeks instead of just one
>mods ban us for the interim
Gem companionship, I guess gems are also social creatures too.
Though may be a bit different in human standards.
thank god I'm a pleb looking forward to Fallout
>mfw enjoying Ghost
Y'all need to expand your shows.
>guitar dad shirts
>no vote for my dad shirts
it introduced him to fetishes he didn't even know about, so i doubt he minds cloud connie all that much
>No Part IV anime yet
Well, I can still get /fit/ and practice my drawing until best Jojo shows up, or new SU
Im also really into the idea though of Rose breaking Pearl's heart and using Amethyst as her rebound which just makes it worse for Pearl and breaks Amy's heart in the process
It's the last week of Summer and literally the end of the world... regardless of how it turns out there's no way it's getting a third season.
... all we can hope for is one helluva finale.
these thread have been moving slow what's going on ?
>mfw YD makes her big debut by fingering Pearl
>episode already released that majority have seen.
>odds for avoiding hiatus are slim, it's gonna happen
And along with no new episodes that means the threads are gonna be banned.
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ANON
what do you guys think of this ?
>episode already released that majority have seen.
You've got no one to blame but yourself for not waiting and watching the episode Thursday instead of watching a shitty fucking rip with a bunch of neckbeard faggots screaming over it and a minute of missing footage
You made your bed - now lie in it
Big ups to big YD
That's probably not what it means but I don't care.
Dude, I gotta wait for Part 8, having a month's wait for 11 pages is like waiting for SU's 11 minutes every week
Feels 「B A D]
it's cute though
Ohhh, you are in for GOD's Wild Ride, anon!
It's a cool prison story that follows the usual stand of the week formula. The second half is even crazier with some of the most
bizarrestands in series.
F.F. and Weather Report are bros.
>"I don't know. Let's see."
>[YD thrusts her arm clear through the back and out of the front with one arm and pulls Pearl's head back by her gem, holding it in such a way to keep her from poofing, and examines the blood and bits of meat covering her arm]
>tfw her VA probably can't burp
What's the best way to counteract lesbianism? JoJo?
>pearl will never sing this to you
>Fusions are their own Gem.
>Sugilite didn't attack Pearl after the Sardonyx incident because Amethyst was holding her back, but because she didn't consider her worth the effort/pitied her.
Being one with the Universe
>mfw I want to make a comic of harem pearls trick or taken advantage of a rank-and-file guard/sentinel
The Pizzas and the Frymen get into a fierce rivalry. Maybe magical shenanigans get involved, like Ronaldo enlisting Peridot to rig up some gem tech to speed up production?
The gems finish and launch their assault drill to deal with the cluster.
It's a grueling, thirlling battle, and the gems emerge victorious. As the team emerges, someone is waiting for them... she says, "this world... hasn't changed..."
> Same Old World & Hit the Diamond.
The gems fight fucking yellow diamond.
> Monster Reunion
Steven and the gems go out on a mission, dealing with a disturbance on the island lars and sadie were stranded on. They find Malachite, crawling to shore.
> Lost at sea.
Steven, Lapis, and Jasper are all stuck at sea. Lapis' powers are weakened, and can only help steven stay afloat. Jasper can't attack either one of them or she'll end up sinking in the water.
No thanks, I'm not a big fan of grape. I prefer orange flavor.
Have hope, anon.
>Pearl not eating is a well known, but minor part of her character
>thus meaning it's perfect for filler
>Fusion Cuisine 2: Electric boogaloo: this time with just Pearl happens
>she forces herself to eat for Steven's sake
>Jasper runs in on Ruby and Sapphire kissing eachother silly, then dancing with joy and Fuse
>memes are bad guys! I saqw all the memes in meme run!
she obviously likes pizza, though
>jasper will never get the peridot treatment
>they'll never all just hang out and have wacky hijinks
>Deep down you know you weren't built for fighting.
I'M AN IDIOT WOW.
fan fiction sucks and I hate it