Beat the meat edition
>Back to the Barn download link
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>How are Gems Made?
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#F!qIgVhJgQ!s-2PFvj15hmJLZ5vvztYFA
This goes above and beyond my OR.
HIATUS CONFIRMED OR NOT?
This seems like it was supposed to be a Stevenbomb. These four episodes have aired consecutively and have been directly related to each other, never deviating for some Beach City slice of life story. If this was a Stevenbomb, then there needs to be a fifth and final part after Too Far. It also makes sense that we need an episode with Peridot and Garnet. Are we getting something next week, or no?
Lots of love reccently. It's been great.
pearl is slightly sexy, more cute though
Posting the map of Beach City in case anyone hasn't seen it yet.
drugs is a pretty wide field, have you ever gotten a shot from the doctor or taken something for a headache ? oh you have ?
you're a nigger
It seems someone doesn't understand the "Cleopatra Nose".
Reminder that talking with a fusion is like talking to someone furiously masturbation while holding an AR-15 in a low ready.
>CN will never sell a dick squad shirt
Now, you see, I associate that sound with Sour Cream in T-Shirt Cannon.
Come on Yellow, let them gems love each other!
That episode where Steven is hanging out at the barn and asks Peridot to put some limb enhancers on him, but he wakes up part way through the operation bloody, limbless and screaming causing an already panicked peri to try and quieten him with her blowtorch before stuffing him in an old suitcase.
Peridot makes a run for it and the CGs chase after thinking her and steven have run off again for another hijink. By the time anybody thinks of searching the barn Steven has either died from starvation or drowned in his own faeces.
Best commentary of the season on the hollowness of parental relations and the toxic nature of masculinity.
I like to think garnet gave him a '10 seconds to hump leg' or handjob. I mean he is only human.
Speaking of jamie episode, do you think we will ever see Ronaldo's secret admirer again?
As far as we know, with current TV schedules, there is no new episode next week.
Matt said Too Far was the last of the year, but then deleted that tweet.
My guess is that we're going on break the next 2-3 weeks, then coming back sometime November to finish up the arc and hit the mid season finale, then going on break for the holiday season.
We'll know if the Crew gives us an image saying 'See you in 2016" next week.
Reminder that having two friends fuse is like losing them both and getting a replacement friend.
You're such a sweet sensation
maybe a blowjob
then again, she'd probably suck his
skeletonright out of his dickhole
that would be cute, but it might get him addicted or something...
Point is its a 'good bye / get over me' thing.
i like to think they spooning, garnet giving a loving safe embrace and handjob and she smooched his forehead and wish the best for him.
I mean smooch on forehead is nice
Hey can you guys help me out, I haven't been able to find more decent Sugilite fan art.
I want YD to be harsh but fair and I want her to like Rose even though she is a dirty traitor.
I want the opposite.
I want her to have been really dismissive and constantly scolding Rose for her weird actiosn/obsessions.
But I want Blue to have been the one really loving towards Rose, and would constantly shut down Yellow when she tried to complain.
Jasper in power armor.
Keep her color scheme.
One of the oldest sugilite pic I have. I swore I had skimpy swimsuit sugilite somewhere.
I remember it was in the same thread as pic related, Its a shame archive is gone.
Last thread I wrote her introduction as giving an offer to save the Crystal Gems by getting them off-world in her ship, in a "you will do what I say" sort of way.
Wouldn't be out of character for a diabolical mastermind trying to make a good first impression.
Aren't you forgetting someone?
There is no best gem. Just who is your favorite and least favorite.
Another journey with no destination.
Another battle never won.
A late request from a thread or two ago! Now I'm going to pass out.
Well Rose DID betray and start a war with her own entire race because she decided she liked how some weird alien monkey-people did the sex.
She also seems to have trained her followers to basically worship her.
that pic is bretty gud
that's how I imagine their first meeting was like, and I like the outfit too, it fits with the unknown form we see Pearl momentarily take when she's reforming in Steven the Sword Fighter
Steven is pure sex, dude. And so is Rose.
Tumblr Lapis kind of makes me hate Real Lapis by association
Greg got to bang an 8 feet thick warrior from outer space.
>I'll never live the dream
Did I miss something? Is Lapis not wearing a diamond symbol?
>Strap in, you and I are going for a ride
What happens, and do you live?
When will there be a cute date episode with Major Dewey and Pearl as gregs or stevens way to gain political favors? Say that greg or steven crash Major Deweys van and he catches them in the act and as a way for them to apologize they just hint at the idea that they can get him a date with pearl while they go fix his van. That seems like a funny "yakety sax" tier episode with dewey and pearl finding deweys van in worse shape and Pearl just fixing it for him in the end.
I really want Jasper to join the Crystal Gems. I don't even like her that much, but if she's able to mix up the group dynamic the way Peridot is then I would welcome it. It'd be interesting to see how a gem who considers herself a natural born leader would interact with the rest of the group. Plus I imagine Jasper and Amethyst hanging out together, either wrestling or eating or breaking stuff
Imagine being trapped in a mirror for 5000 years, then the people who kept you in there just decided to pull you out and put you up in their house and say "no hard feelings, right?"
>unless I get some kind of bullshit for firefox. Is this safe or what?
i'd err on the side of caution, i've heard of some of those extentions aren't necessary and are just spam advertisements.
but if you want to watch the episodes, kisscartoon.me is pretty good.
I think Jasper was grown on Earth, but she left for Homeworld/was recalled by Homeworld before the end of the war.
If Jasper was ever going to get redeemed I could see doing the whole "Jasper was born the same place as Amy" as a way for Steven to get close with her and actually talk
Fuck no the CG are fine as they are, if they have a fourth gem then theres gotta be a new personality to compliment the group
Steven is the gullible jolly idiot
Pearl is the organized sperglord
Amy is the slacker hedonist down to earth girl
Garnet is the serious tactical leader
Jasper is the ruffian thug but Amy can do that already
Peridot is a super SPERG but Pearl can do that already
Laps is the emotional nutjob so I guess she can join
The best kind of groups of personality diverse ones, if everyone is the same then its just boring.
You know what we have a non existent amount of in here? Archer crossovers.
Pearl- I dunno. Maybe I'm the only one who cares about having an efficient and supportive work environment.
Amethyst- Maybe you're lame.
Pearl- Maybe you can shut your dick holster.
Oh wait, >>76652906 here.
There's a little button under the two "official" buttons that says "download through browser". Use that.
MEGA format changes have reuslted in MEGA trying to push its services by making direct downloads a little harder to find, but as always they are still there. No problems at all.
I thought that the point of Peridot/Jasper/Lapis was that they were kind of similar to the Crystal Gems but in a different way. Like Peridot is also technically minded but is kind of a classist and Jasper is a rough thug like Amy except she's way more serious and violent about it.
Heck if they were setting up redemption for those characters then I think that's fine, like I said I could see Jasper and Amy working well together. Plus I think they could do the personalities different enough to make it interesting
I HATE PEARL
Steven couldn't get anything BUT the true pacifist ending.
If he got neutral it'd be because he didn't understand how the game worked at first.
Early on in the show especially they didn't pay as much attention to character models. I think they were going for a more expressive art style early on. Kinda like how the characters have no set height (they've said that Garnet is taller than the others for example but they don't have a canon height for her, it's just what looks better in action)
Garnet is the serious party pooper we dont need more serious people, we need more weirdos in the CG clique to make it interesting.
Lapis persona is hard to say but shes like an emotional nutjob seeing as how she tried to kill everything on earth just get back to HW, and devotes her eternal existence just to hold back Malachite because?
Lapis is insane and insane is good we have too many sane people in the CG we need more crazies to spice it up.
I introduce her to humanity's greatest achievement,
I hope they come back soon.
I like Peridot and all but I miss them
Garnet is always serious thats my point anon
Anyways Teen Titans is good example of group personality diversity
Robin is a serious guy
Cyborg is the jolly technician
Beast Boy is the complete dumbass down the earth to dude
Raven is the cynical bitch
Starfire is the happy happy fun time girl
Pearl is better than Peridot because Pearl is her own person while Peridot is just a drone piece of shit.
Pearl looks better than Peridot
Pearl has a better voice than Peridot
Pearl has a better personality than Peridot
Pearl is better than Peridot.
No, let my mistake be a lesson to future generations
Resting, after so many years of faithful duty
Rose beat *A* Jasper (or several) during the Crystal Rebellion, based on Pearl's flashbacks.
Across the galaxy, Jaspers have heard about this Rose Quartz who defeated their fellow Jasper and have been itching to regain their honor for all jasper-kind.
It's just like the Gamerdot and Canadadot. Too much absence makes the mind wander.
Jasper's reappearence is going to fuck up so much fanart.
>I think I'm finally coming to terms with it and am confident enough to truly speak my mind: Lapis is my favorite character.
Where are all the pictures of Lapis molesting Jasper just like in canon?
This is the only other one I got
This is what I get from the link, I see no "Download through browser" anywhere, am I just retarded?
>yfw we get that missing 30 seconds of footage tomorrow
There's nothing likable about Pearl. At first she was just a whiny wet blanket but she's actually a huge hindrance to the team. They should've bubbled her after the Sardonyx incident.
Okay NOW I'm going to crash
Yeah its noon over here, I've still haven't slept yet. bleh I had a blast drawing though!
No Amy has the best personality, shes the most human like gem she acts like a teenage girl with issues, not an Amyfag though.
Pearl is more motherly while Garnet is just boring, actually we never do see Garnet show her Ruby side tbh.
Out of all the fusions Sugilite has the best personality.
>no autismos screeching in the background
I like this.
Anyone else have any other good Pearl origins?
I got the one with Abalone.
Missing the one with pearl in water and pink flower/trees.
We all know Jasper is the most likeable character. She's just trying to get Steven away from those disgusting rebels and back to his rightful place on Homeworld, reunited as the fourth diamond.
>we never see Garnet show her Ruby side tbh
bruh this bait is weak
Say hi to cold tea guy for me when you kill yourself
WHERE IS THE GEM SLOOP
GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE SLOOOOP
Pearl has the most beautiful voice on the show.
Pearl has a likable personality shes a go getter and a perfectionist bitch which makes her interesting because it gives her flaws.
Pearl is one of the best characters in the show.
There also a hidden bloodthirsty side of Pearl that you see rarely, notice when she always tried to kill Peridot and how she wants to murder things without even understanding them that gives her a secret edge making her even more interesting.
Hopefully Rebecca makes Connie become more of rebellious smart girl instead of Pearl copy.
>implying shitposting during stream isn't just as autistic, more even
Okay, so going off the book, Pearl was Rose's first follower. When did Garnet show up? Were Homeworld and the Crystal Gems already fighting at the time? Were Sapphire and Ruby, possibly on Homeworld side initially, but defected once it became apparent that joining the CG would allow them to be together?
Nah, it'll be revealed that Jasper basically acted like Peridot's big sister on Homeworld.
Malachite finds Peridot's limb enhancements in the ocean and flips out, thinking she's dead, so she goes to attack the Crystal Gems.
Peridot hides away for most of it, but she gets brave enough to show herself to Malachite, at which point she gets confused and unfuses.
Truly Jasper has only the best of intentions.
>whiny, loud and annoying
you're joking right? Garnet's voice is much more soft, soothing and motherly.
But I can just click the fullscreen button and they're gone
I read YD's dialog in the voice and tone of Bird Person from Rick and Morty.
Why the fuck am I constantly imagining the Diamonds as male? I'm always confused when someone writes she or her in reference to a Diamond. Pic unrelated.
How did one man leave such a mark on all of us. Truly he is the most remembered.
>Pearl's voice is unique and beautiful
Jasper was assigned to Peridot once she reported that the earth warp pad has been compromised! Why does every one assume they had an established relationship beforehand!? It makes no sense!!
>Jasper was angry
>Angry that all her prisoners had escaped
>Angry that a lower ranking gem kept disputing her decisions
>Angry that two midgets were ganging up on her and didn't understand the concept of honorable combat
Jasper had all the reasons to be mad. But, being "single" was not one of them.
We need an alternate universe episode. Everybody gets trapped in a different universe. Steven ends up in a universe where he was never born, Pearl ends up in a universe where she never screwed up, Amethyst ends up in a universe where she actually tried and Garnet ends up in a universe where she never left homeworld. Small things added up to big things and suddenly, bam, you're the bad guy in the story.
Says the fag who is probably into petite guys.
Too bad she's squawking all the fucking time. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
>nigger from Britain
get out /pol/
I want Garnet to sing me a lullaby tbh.
There truly is no hope for us, is there?
Or are you samefagging?
This is bait, but I like posting me waifu so whatever you say bud.
No Im into Garnet like women faggot
Garnet sounds like British black woman seriously and brits have shit voices.
Keep telling yourself that faggot, liking a muscular woman is fucking gay as hell.
We don't know, but he hasn't been here in months
I talked to him in threads sometimes, he had a heroin problem I think