Suited up Edition
>Too Far download link
>Back to the Barn download link
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
>Gem Homeworld chatroom:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>What are Gems?
>How are Gems Made?
Barn Mates is on in about an hour, /sug/.
You know if you guys actually talked about Barn Mates, you would live.
How many pies have you eaten in your life?
Since the series is in hiatus and there's nothing new to discuss, Steven Universe general threads are going to go into hiatus as well. You can still have occasional threads which discuss specific characters, episodes, aspects, etc, of the show, but perpetual one-after-the-other general threads with no new material to discuss inevitably leads to excessive off-topic and low quality posting.
You can still finish this thread, but please do not make any more Steven Universe threads in general format thereafter.
When the show starts again, so can the generals.
Ah, he watches SU as well. This all but confirms it.
Alright, Mod. Since you're not so bad we'll follow the rules. Thanks for tolerating us.
Looks like we're going on lockdown again.
See you guys whenever
Well I can't say I didn't see it coming.
Define "/sug/ Thoery" because 99% of the theories posted on sug are just simply stating the logical conclusion to foreshadowing that exists that are also being recognized everywhere else.
Things like Garnet being a fusion, gem monsters being corrupted gems, Pearl being a mass-produced slave (and gems being archetypes where multiple of one gem name exist and all serve the same general role).
Hey mods, can you please delete all other generals that are on hiatus too?
That would do the board a big favor.
>we'll spend the last /sug/ with a special kind of shitposting thanks to the mod
We could be talking about fat shaming and ableism instead if you wanted.
It was over a week ago
Dead Thread Walking
>yfw a new episode airs today surprisingly, it just wasn't advertised
See you all in 3 weeks.
But what if next general is based off a character?
oh goy. we need to ensure the ratings and the shekles flow.
The goys hate this TTG crap making sure they will be desperate to watch the quality content we hold back from them to ensure the maximum amount of ad revenue we can squeeze out of the corporate machine.
Commence Garnet dump. Let us die with best gem!
Go bravely into the void, my bretheren.
It is the last dignity we can have in this world.
Perhaps not the final one.
But for now, there shall be silence.
how hard can muscle get thats enough to penetrate stone?
How was Steven conceived? If Stevens psychical form can't be disestablish cause of his human side, how did Greg become compatible with light?
Read the fucking post, you can have a "Peridot thread" but you can't have a "Steven Universe General ft. Peridot".
Yes literally all you have to do is not put the word "general" there don't question it just fucking roll with it.
Don't be stupid
We have to make this thread last as long we can
If you wanted best gem, you should have just said so.
Have you seen RWBY or Star Wars generals
>I want to eat Zeb's asshole
>tfw yang will never prolapse your anus
They're even worse.
"If the ride stops, the zombies come back, and that won't be any fun at all."
Hooray for Lapis!
And that's that then. The Hooray for Lapis!™ team
only mewill experience a brief hiatus until the next /sug/ general. Threadly high-quality Lapis' will continue thereafter. I love you all, see ya laterrrrrrrr.
experience shows that SU threads still get deleted or shitposted into oblivion
I just really want to see Pearl and Steven fusing. I think it'd be interesting to see how their fusion would represent their relationship.
You've got a way to fall
They'll tell you where to go
But they won't know
No weirder than trying to fuck purple monkey aliens or wanting a 3DCG model to rip your anus out of your rectum.
Time to diiiieeeeeeeeyyyy
On topic: Remember how Jasper called Pearl 'lost' and 'defective' like she was some sort of hardware that went off-course? Like, not only was she made to do one specific thing, but ALSO brainwashed to do that specific thing in repetitive, robotic fashion?
What if HW Pearls are robotic and monotone?Do Pearls have specific brainwashed states that force them to do the same thing over and over, without 'defecting'?
all the better
everyone should stop freaking out, /aco/ can be our plan B
Or, you know, we can keep it SU related.
the important part is occasional
it doesn't mean right after the other one even if it's not called a general
It doesn't mean 20 minutes after either.
Have something to actually talk about, not something forced
Wait for it to happen naturally. One every few days maybe
If you need constant, go someplace else for the time being
I love that all these people are celebrating /sug/ going down, but when it's gone nothing changes.
Are you guys really happy because
>le ebin butt hurt
Is this board really that autistic?
I knew this was the day, I'll be missing you all.
It's why Pearl died again and again and again to protect Rose.
This is the board that got so butthurt over a thread about colorful horses that a whole board had to be made for it. That set a bad precedent.
The same way you shake a hard light hand. Are you confused with how vaginas work? Do you think that you push your penis very hard into a nondescript bit of flesh between a woman's legs and it just kind of pops in there because flesh is soft?
I guess we're gonna half to watch TTG now.
A mass of tired, frozen little...sad stacks.
The gems are projectors
will hiatus ever end guys?
GOOD BYE /SUG/
I LEAVE YOU WITH MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF BEST GEM
We did it guys.
Let us sing.
BROTHER, GO BRAVELY INTO THIS LONG NIGHT
WE WILL CONQUER IT IN OUR OWN, BIZZARE LITTLE WAYS.
That's bullshit though. By "occasional" you mean a pseudo-general that pops up at most once a day when all the American janitors are asleep. Topically specific threads will be deleted a few posts in as always instead of deleting threads that get too general.
>tfw your fetish will never be canon
until after hiatus
Gonna have to agree here, I don't mind generals going on break, but why does SUG get a boot when other generals go stale at the same time?
What happens if this hiatus is only a few weeks like some are speculating and then nothing? We only know there's hiatus, and not when it's lasting till, as you normally would. There's no rule for it, only really seems like this general is ever affected.
6 episodes, God tier show, it'll soften the blow until /sug/ is back. Go watch it.
FOR THE UNUSUAL, MY FRIENDS!
IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR SERVING WITH YOU ON THIS DAY!
what if we just moved to 420chans television board
We can still funpost in /aco/ at least.
Let us reach the image limit faster!
We're finally free!
RubyxSapphire/Garnet pics will get me through this harsh /sug/less winter.
WE SHALL DIE IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!
>capeshit falseflaggers shitpost in threads before hiatus to make /sug/ look worse than it actually is
>mods appear as the voice of "reason" and ban the general
>/sug/-"THANK YOU BASED MODS"
DANCE YOU DEFECTIVE FOOL!
DOES BEING DEFECTIVE PREVENT YOU FROM ENJOYING YOUR SHORT TIME ALIVE?
Four or more months without /sug/
At least there's the never ending hell of TTG
Well, what do you want to talk about?
Is the Temple a giant fusion that left behind a stone husk? Or is it like a crashed ship, with gem technology build into the rock or what is it?
Homestuck threads were the FIRST generals to ever be banned during hiatus and they ALWAYS are banned during hiatus, you newfag.
Gravity Falls threads are sometimes banned during extended hiatus but it's in an awkward situation because it's almost always on a small hiatus.
I don't think anyone cares about RWBY except hardcore fans, so you don't have the same conflict of regular fans wanting their generals to be not horribly cancerous when new episodes come along.
SU isn't singled out, tons of generals get banned all the time for Hiatus. LoK was, Gumball is during hiatuses, Rick and Morty is, and dozens of other examples I can't be assed to come up with because you can't even be assed to do the simplest research on Homestuck threads.
Same with Bojack Horsemen
Neither of them even discuss anything.
Bojack is just masturbatory angst millinials and R&M is pure shitposting.
Atleast /sug/ makes content.
If one general is fucked they all should be.
I'm not Lapis anymore, I'm already a demon.
DO NOT ASK GOD FOR HELP
HELP YOURSELF TO OUR FINAL FEAST
We knew this day would come.
>mods post end of sug
>last thread will be just ppl reacting to mod
just sucks it wont end with something constructive.
i never got my TTG/SU crossover
Ah man, this feels so great.
I can feel the thrill in my dick right now.
It's like when you're told you only have a few hours to live. Again.
It's finally happening. I can get the fuck outta here.
THANK YOU BASED MOD
SWEET RELEASE FROM THIS AUTISTIC, SLOW DEATH
We won't be here when you return, but just remember...
I just wondered if the heart is like the core of the Hand ship.
Also why was that one gem in the basement of the lighthouse? Was it really a diamond?
And why would they keep it there?
>ignoring the dozen people each thread for the past 5 days saying "mods please ban SUG because the discussion here is horrifying"
Always with the victim complex, eh "most popular cartoon at this current moment." Man, I remember the Korra people who said the exact same things verbatim. Sunrise sunset.
No, he said NSFW images that are screenshots can be posted, not full on porn from porn sites.
And regardless, I'm pretty sure the case would stand on /aco/ the same way it would on /e/
Like what? The mod said it himself there is nothing new to discuss and we are just shitposting right now
just look what happened with the last thread with that girl killing herself because some tumblr users harassed her online
Read JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, play Fallout 4 (when that comes out), and
dream about Pearl and Steven fucking.
resume my work as a regular human being the hivemind.
It goes beyond banning the general though. They ban topically specific threads as well. The mods don't say it, but that's how the janitors enforce it. That just leads to fans penting up their desire to discuss the show until it is released as shitposting in the occasional pseudo-general. If they just let one or two topically specific SU threads float around and delete any threads that starts generalizing then everything would be perfect.
Yes. It's only 3 weeks. Trust me, but tell no one.
We're going to be gone until at least January, so I'll call it January 1st and round up to tomorrow.
We have 70 days left
We go through an average of 5 generals a day.
we're only missing out on 350 generals, at the least.
Maybe there'll be one more episode before the year is out
>girl killed herself
>that was the last straw, get rid of sug until show comes back on.
in all seriousness, we have nothing to talk about. so might as well let go of all the shitposting built up inside
I haven't forgotten what you told me, /sug/. We have no tomorrow: but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the general, we push the mods farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the board will no longer need us: no need for the fun, or the hand to pull the trigger. I have to drag out the demon inside me, build a better future. That's what I— what we will leave as our legacy. Another mission, right /sug/?
> it's not a loophole board, it's a porn board
Says who? Literally who gets banned from discussing shit while also posting some lewds on a porn board? you are making yourself believe in stupid shit
YOUR SECRET IS SAFE
GO OUT LIKE A SUPERGIANT BLUE STAR, /sug/
DIE AND GIVE BIRTH TO NEW LIFE AND CREATIVITY.
Why should we? For the past two weeks everyone has been shitposting about this day and now that it finally came you guys want to talk about something constructive? That's bullshit and you know it.
When we get a normal /su/ thread it be okay but for now I'm going to treat this place like it was always designed to be. A fandom ghetto shithole.
One post is one step closer to death.
We gotta keep on running.
A girl killed herself because some tumblrites did not like her art
I stayed clear of any hiatus threads, were they really any good?
DANCE IN GLORY
DANCE IN PAIN
IRE, SCOT, AMERICAN AND TORY
DANCE FOR LOVE LOST AGAIN
Well boo fucking hoo.
When the mods came for pony threads in 2011 I lost all sympathy for you shitheads cheering from the sidelines when a completely self-preserved general was banned from the board. After we literally fought to get the thread back they decided to make a whole new board and throw us there.
MLPG never forget.
Hopefully it still leads into something. It feels like there are so many questions left unanswered and background details that are unexplained, it could fill three more seasons.
It was also one of the few human episodes that I liked.
I guess I could spend some time getting my car tuned up for winter. Plus, I got my vidya games, and I need to continue building my movie & tv show library on my personal media server.
Let's stay calm and collected.
It's the last thread in a while
I'll finally be able to sort this 35k images out
YOU MADE IT THIS FAR, AND I'M SURE YOU CAN MAKE IT THE REST OF THE WAY!
I'M PROUD OF YOU, /sug/. SO VERY PROUD OF WHAT YOU CAN DO. SHARE YOUR GIFTS. LEARN NEW THINGS. MAKE YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD AND BE AS GLORIOUS AS THE STARS.
I hope they call that episode into question later too, anon.
I mean I liked every human episode without Ronaldo and Lars, and even then Island Adventure was pretty cute. And of course excluding Sadie's Song.
The 3 AM pseudo-generals are exactly what the mods should be trying to avoid. They are nothing but outlets for shitposting to vent the pent up lack of SU the rest of the day.
The moderation be fostering actual discussion by allowing occasional topical threads and deleting anything that looks like a general.
NOT TOM BOMBADIL. NO. I AM BUT A MAN WHO DESIRES TO HELP THOSE IN NEED.
Where are they?
It all depends. If the mods have had a rough day with retards posting SU threads all morning, they'll delete every thread that day. If we're nice, they'll let us have a late night thread, as long as it's not a general.
final reminder for 3 months that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
THEN BE AS FIRE. DO NOT JUST BURN. BURNING IS YOUR ESSENCE, YOUR VERY SOUL. YOU DO NOT JUST BURN. YOU NEED TO BURN.
THROW OFF THE CHAINS OF OLD AND ALLOW FREEDOM FOR ALL.
Well, /sug/... It's been fun. See you all in, hopefully, a few weeks!
That's staged as fuck.
Either some capefag was making up a story to ensure /sug/ would be banned or some tumblrite is false flagging because the crewniverse didn't take their butt hurt over us seriously.
Nobody talks like this.
Crashing this thread.
I'll finally make some more of this shit during the hiatus.
>All of the Crystal Gems have a lot of stress to deal with, but Pearl most of all.
>Look at how spindly, almost malnourished she is in this topless pic of her.
>Her many cares in life can be seen shining through her masked visage of arousal.
>The weight of her many regrets weighs heavy on her pert breasts
I think we can make it work.
This anon is right. Homestuck was the first to be b&, /frz/ was put down probably too late, and Gravity Falls is on a morphine drip release so to ban it between episodes would be more work for the mods than to allow it to slowly dredge on.
I'm not going to blame the mods without good reason. I'm going to assume there are a few janitors that just don't like the show and overstep the ruling of the mods by deleting everything SU related just cuz they can.
Occasionally, when /co/ is quiet and only a few janitors level headed janitors are awake, SU threads are well moderated.
Nah, she just wanted someone that could understand both sides of the problem.
Steven is going to bring peace among worlds with his charisma and retarded jokes.
Then they'll throw Lars into the sun.
>You can still have occasional threads which discuss specific characters, episodes, aspects, etc, of the show
Can we really? That wasn't true last time.
What if I want to discuss a *different* specific aspect of the show from another occasional thread another anon posted four hours ago? Now you'd have two SU threads on the catalog at once.
it's the rarity of the threads
You try having one right after another, it's going to get deleted
Give it some time so you actually have something to talk about instead of just forcing it through waifu fighting
I'll put the obligatory one fang picture here, and I'll be on my way.
Fangs for the memories, /sug/. See you in 2016
Nah, when I was on during the last couple of hiatuses there was a period of time when most of America was asleep that SU threads were left up but were still moderated, with threads being deleted if anons just started dumping their entire SU image folders.
There are just a few bad apples in the moderating crew.
I loved watching her during the athletic championships.
were the Crystal Gems.
We always saved the day.
And if you think we couldn't, we always found a way.
That's why the people of this world...
/sug/, you've been great
I'll see you later, right?
Reminder that Garnet is
See you all next year.
2016 Year of Fangs!