Season 5 pastebin:
Custom events pastebin:
Time to end Season 5! Next up is THE GRAND SLAM hosted by Frowny Host, with the Third Wheels and Valhalla matches following later tonight.
First there was an all-consuming intergalactic traveler...
... then there was a Goofy Gang of misfits who became one of /co/'s most hated champions...
... then we had a blastin' time with the undisputed master of electro-dance-reggae...
...and finally, the wackiest of matches, with a group of midget gangsters from the 20s coming out on top...
I'd dispute the Frozen Lake being a villain as well.
It's a fan favorite event.
...and tonight, we'll meet the next tribute who will join them.
So welcome, everyone to Season 5's Grand Slam, where we pit this seasons champions against the winners of the Losers' Matches!
As you recall, on Friday night, we met this season's champions.
But now, on the eve of this season's Grand Slam...
Are you ready to meet...
THE BEST OF THE LOSERS OF SEASON 5????!!!!
Obviously we'd need Anti-Star Wars Anon as a villain as well.
First to enter the arena are the winners of Losers' Match 1, and they're here to rock your world! Introducing:
WHALEMAN: A fighting whale, who has had better luck in the Hunger Games than in the N1 Grand Prix. Will his luck carry on to the very end?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JNo0bcAMzM
/CO/NRAD: The personification of /co/ himself. Will we
job to another board again?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Ved3-w2lI
PARTY DOG: A flowtastic rapping dog from a bootlegged titanic movie. Will he serve everyone a healthy dose of defeat?
Theme Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s
BURNOUT GIRL: A quiet, emotionless girl, who's also KB's lover. Can she burn through the competition, out into first place?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjounCAP-Yc
Also, done, so here is part one.
Next up are the winners of Losers' Match 2, and you best believe they're in it to win it! Introducing:
MAISY: A happy-go-lucky mouse who loves spending time in the library. Will her endless studying guide her to victory once more?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMY7rhmiQrc
MUGUETTE: A rebellious girl from Nazi-occupied France. Can she survive what will likely be the greatest battle of her life?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldm6mA5mMYo
YUGO: An adventurous boy who's also the biggest edgelord of his school. Can he successfully edge his way to the top this time?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAgtxslHUzM
SKELETOR: The blue, skeletal arch-enemy of He-man. Will we be getting a MYAAAHHH for the victorious?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqzBv3FYpr0
Do whatever, though I would appreciate it if you'd wait.
Now we have the winners of Losers' Match 3, and they're determined to put on one hell of a show! Introducing:
HIJAB GIRL: A muslim college girl who's also the champion of freedom and democracy. Will she succeed where ISIS failed, and bring true glory to both Allah and western civilization?
Theme Songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWP_95eSLBI, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFDhn4wgwKk, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPDVA9O5gQc
DREWBACCA: A Wookie-Werewolf who wants to destroy the moon. Can he also destroy everyone else and nab first place?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJFALBYPajI
ARESKO: The greatest (former) never-ever of the Hunger Games. Can he leave his past behind and become the best of the best?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV5Cckw_fKo
DISCO BEAR: A bear who lives life like he's still in the 70s. Will he be stayin' alive 'till the very end?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
ok new plan.
scraped the whole heroes vs villains thing. i'm just gonna host an all star match if you have any characters that made a big impact on /hgs/
Following up are the winners of Losers' Match 4, and they're ready to go all the way! Introducing:
EL-AHRAIRAH: The legendary folk hero of the rabbits. Can he use his cunning to pull through, and become a hero of the Hunger Games as well?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a502RejLz8s
HULK HOGAN: The most popular wrestler of the 80s. Can he bring the full force of HULKAMANIA to the HG arena?
Theme Song: http://youtu.be/zrZt45PEbSk
HARPY: An action-seeking elf who's skilled with the sword. Will she slice through the competition and become champion?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx8af6vE3Rc
KYLE: A no-bullshit badger who's friends with Clem the Opossum. Will he rain terror upon the other contestants, and deliver an AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING performance?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0cxrA3dTv4
Sounds good. Once again, I would very much appreciate it if you can continue planning after the intros.
Then we have the winners of Losers' Match 5, and they're not about to take shit from anyone! Introducing:
THERESA: The perceptive, baton-twirling friend of Randy Cunningham. Can she fight her way to victory, without the Ninja at her side?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeumyOzKqgI
CAVE GIRL: A mysterious girl who had an unfortunate encounter with a tentacle monster. Can she stop her comic from fading into obscurity with a Grand Slam win?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-aitfK7jRE
SAXTON HALE: The MANLIEST Australian, who promises to solve any problems with his BARE HANDS. Can he uphold his promise in this game as well?
Theme Song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=c9XSo1MLc9I
PERIDOT: Some clod who's also a Homeworld Gem technician. Will she finally prove her worth to Yellow Diamond?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORleNpbIYTQ
And last but not least, we have the winners of Losers' Match 6, and they promise to bring about a spectacular finish! Introducing:
BELLO: A red jelly boy who decided 2nd place was no longer for him. Will "Captain 2nd" finally become "Captain 1st?""
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uYZ2T9mHmE
DRACULA: The forerunner of all things Vampiric and Transylvanian. Can he prove to the others that this really is a season for the Spookies?
Theme Songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYfgpodCVHE, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKWJkiWGS8M
TEEN JEAN: A teenage superhero obsessed with calling everyone else gay. Will she prove her own words to be correct?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuR5YMyfeNI
ROCK: The leader of the band "Devil Frog," as well as Ember's lover. Will he be able to move out of his parents' basement as a proud Grand Slam champ?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGNBXw7BJPI
And now, the season's 24 champions and 24 losers' match winners have entered the arena.
They will have to face off both against each other as the best of the best, and the spookies haunting our Halloween-themed arena! Many troubles, friendships, arena events, and a feast await them, as we, with great anticipation, watch their every move!
Who will be the 47 unlucky losers to give up their lives without obtaining any glory? And who will be the one lucky tribute to join the likes of Loc-nar, The Gang, Major Lazer, and The Anthill Mob, as a true LEGEND of the Hunger Games?
That question will be answered, THIS SUNDAY NIGHT, by which I mean
And without further ado, I present to you, the PENULTIMATE post-season match, the MOTHER of all ALL-STAR GAMES, the MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...
THE SEASON 5
yeah i scrapped that idea.
i'll just ask which characters should be considered all stars (and how large the match should be) later, after the Grand Slam
Ok. I got to go soon, so I'm just going to dump the rest of the updates as fast as possible.
THE BATTLE FOR THE 3RD POSTSEASON CHAMPION IS ON!
And a few unlucky souls have already squandered their chances...
Another tribute fades again into the depths of obscurity...
They ain't winners for nothing!
4 losers gone already, all of them girls. Perhaps the RNG has had enough?
We'll find out
He ain't an edgelord for nothing.
Also, several painful losses.
Fuck, I pulled a Nonny. But whatever, the games must go on!
Anything can happen!
And... oh boy, I can feel the salt coming with this one!
It's time for...
Well, he survived for more than 2 days this time.
F for them regardless.
After that spooky arena, our tributes get a chance to chill.
And someone finally gets sweet, sweet revenge.
F /co/nrad and SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
There goes the last shot.
Still a lot of great winners left.
Well, HGM, that shouldn't be a problem now.
Sorry, man ;_;
But at least you had multiple noms
And the game marches on!
Someone's gonna be disappointed.
Feast! The change in lethality really does affect these events.
She has a mission.
Good luck, man.
Aurora still gets far in most of these games. She's come a long way since S3.
They're the best of the best, after all.
Anyways, 4 more down, 6 more to go. F
And now we have our Superior Six!
Indeed, he has better things to do, perhaps.
F for these two worthy competitors...
AND GET READY GUYS, BECAUSE NEXT PAGE WE FIND OUT OUR NEW GRAND SLAM CHAMP!
Alright, are you ready? Here it comes...
YOUR 5TH GRAND SLAM CHAMPION
There you have it, folks. After learning that kindness was not the way to victory, Ellie took to becoming nuclear, and it paid off.
And oh, did it pay off well.
Your 5th Grand Slam champion is Ellie, the Ace Pilot.
And remember, good / bad end, it's what the RNG gave us.
She's from an upcoming cartoon series from Cartoon Saloon. Titular.
Valhalla / Third Wheel is my guess.
A pretty even summary throughout.
Indeed she did.
ayyyy Herr starr was 13 place in the champion of champions game
Also here is the pic of Erica Henderson for the vanhalla match
And that's a wrap! See you in the Valhalla match!
>Mfw season 5 of /co/ end and season 2 of /v/ just started
Life is good
Oh yeah, congratulations, man! That's fucking awesome!
I see. It seems that they tried to make a thread yesterday, which was quickly deleted, though.
Is Deathmatch Guy here? We can do Third Wheel next.
Valhalla, if otherwise.
Apparently I'm the only host who can do anything at the moment. What should I do? I don't have the dibs on Third Wheels or Valhalla, as well as /wooo/po/co/lypse, and I ain't stalling for shit once more.
Dr. Facilier (Princess and the Frog)
Yzma, from The Emperor's New Groove.
Judge Frollo, Hunchback of Notre Dame
Sheev Palpatine, Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Darth Vader (Star Wars: Rebels)
Bradley Uppercrust III - A Extremely Goofy Movie
Emmitt from Star Vs
The Evil Emperor Zurg (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)
The Black Cube Of Darkness (WOY)
Dooku from Star Wars
since we're counting Star Wars as Disney now
Lord Dominator from Wander Over Yonder
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
These are some pretty unique choices.
You should have at least checked first.
Hopefully when this is over someone else can do whatever.
Things aren't as spooky now.