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>3. Don't believe their lies.
Extra Life Stream: http://roosterteeth.com/extralife
Latest episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-season-3-chapter-2-new-challengers
Preview of Japanese Dub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-CdE1k9U2s
No new episode this weekend.
>Red vs Blue:
Will return next year with an anthology season
>X-Ray and Vav:
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/x-ray-and-vav-season-2-episode-10-reign-down
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-animated-adventures-2015-the-contractor-conumdrum
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>oh boy its RWBY time
>Time to see how winter turned out
>No episode this weekend
> "I'm like a Barbie doll down there!"
> "Penny, you're built to be a machine of war, it's all unnecessary."
> "But there's no reason NOT install those parts!"
> "It's expensive, Penny."
> "So I have to be sexless because you will not spring for the optional extras?!"
> "God, Penny, it's not like it's a cupholder!"
> "With all due respect, sir, I've seen diagrams and I'm not sure that's entirely true."
Oh come on, anon jew really need to lighten up. It's not that oven-sive. Clearly you aren't in the reich place if you did nazi that one coming. Personally i really thought it was an absolute gas.
The results are in! Tasty dessert is tasty, and also, so Winter is a hotter version of vol1 Weiss?
>tries to get me banned for posting a one post greentext story
>didn't go through
Kinokuniya and dinner in Chinatown.
>Implying I've been in the thread at any time in the past week since last saturday
If I wanted to read abundant amounts of RWBY smut, I'd go to fanfiction.
And why not give her that? To have values like a person's, her mind should be similar to a person's. To not install one of the most primal drives of living beings is basically asking for alienation from, then genocide for, all biological life.
Tempt her with all the shiny new part
Who could have done that first one?
>Mfw I see donations by "Neptune Best Boy Pyrrha Bes"
"Lancaster Best Ship Salazar"
"team SSSN support group al nerdgazms"
Have donations like these happened for awhile now?
Glad we both noticed that.
I-is he really going this far to make writefags seem obnoxious?
>"It's no good friend-Ruby. Mister Ironwood refused my request"
>"Darn it. That was our best chance. Oh well, I guess we can just stick to cuddling and-"
>"Oh no! I'm not giving up yet. We simply need to try harder."
>"What do you have in mind?"
>"Ruby, we are going to explore the private sector"
>"...Is that a suggestion or an innuendo?"
>"I am capable of multitasking"
>"Is that even viable though? I thought the Atlas military were the only ones who knew anything about your construction, I don't think we could perform any alterations without their blueprints"
>"I have complete trust in your ability as a mechanic and engineer"
>"That's really touching and all, but my specialty is guns. Y'know; long and shooty. I'd say they're technically the opposite of what you're looking for."
>"Ruby, I'd settle for anything at this point"
>"Wow, are you that desperate?"
>"Ruby, did you know that to actively simulate an Aura, they had to simulate the psyche of a real teenager?"
>"I don't get it"
>"All I have ever known is puberty"
>"I'll make a few calls, see what I can do"
I agree. Shame his English is really bad though, making it near impossible to get a commission.
So did anything exciting happen in the stream after Invasion of the Yangs?
Perhaps. But mete-g draws the cutest Pyrrha. Especially his little comics.
"Butbutbut all the art?! all those pictures the internet made?! The things that the girls did with me??"
"Penny the internet does a LOT of things that aren't real"
"WHERE'S MY NIPPLES DOC?!?!"
People are literally paying to have a man on the internet get tazered. What a time to be alive.
>Knock on the JNPR dorm door
>Pyrrha answers in nothing but a towel
>Nervously ask to borrow her notes from Oobleck's class
>Makes no effort to get dressed because nudity isn't taboo in Mistral
>Nora walks in on you sitting on Pyrrha's bed while she's flipping through a binder
>Get knocked through the roof with Magnhild
I've had the last thread open, but I haven't actively been here. As I was scrolling through about 400 posts that I missed I saw all attempts at posting stories deleted but caps were there. So.. Guess autismo's taking his meds, but he needs to up the dosage.
> "Okay, this is only a prototype, and like I said I'm not an expert and I went with the more... gun-like option, but..."
> "Oh! Oh my. Are they all that... big?"
> "I don't know? I borrowed parts from my sister's... collection."
> "So what do we do?"
> "Well, we just access the area and..."
> "So I should...?"
> "Yeah, and we just..."
> "Cold hands."
> "It's okay, just hurry."
> "Almost there, just one more plug annnd..."
> "Sorry, should I warm them up?"
> "Nnnnooo, it's the-the-the sensitivityyyy!"
> "Oh! I can turn that down-"
> "Don't you dare! Just bend over!"
Well, in for a Penny, in for a pounding, I suppose.
aww shit, sorry about that, I kind of forgot how teeth work
Miles you are a god among men.
Never thought about it? Just went "Hey, we need this girl to fit in with young huntresses, let's make her a teenager" and then never really stopped to think what that would mean for her sex drive.
I mean she's basically the doc's daughter, I can understand why her sexuality wouldn't be the first thing on his mind.
>pyrrha not knowing that nudity isn't as normal in Vale as it is in Mistral
Nonsense. He gets paid plenty. If anything, I'M not getting paid enough for such high quality entertainment.
>Gavin about to throw up
>Michael getting tased
>Ruby reading 50 shades of grey
Agreed. Let's work together to put Octavian out of business instead.
>I was taken back in time to the Spanish inquisition!
>drinks a bunch of milk with dye in it
>then gets tazed
>ate a bunch of lava cookies a while back for Extra Life too
>threw those up as well
>kicked in the face by Gavin during Twister for the last Extra Life stream
Michael goes hard for the kids.
It's mostly just various Roosterteeths and Funhauses sitting around running a fundraiser. They're doing these events when they reach certain stretch goals.
If you don't like RT's candid banter, don't bother.
It's you who's out, Octy. Out of your mind!
Here's the fertility festival one.
got some decent reaction images out of them throwing up
I looked up the scene on YouTube. But yes.
decided to draw Pyrrha in a bikini (in heels for some reason). ran out of room for the left hand
Please don't die, please don't die, please don't die...
I really like this. It's a shame we won't get to see her canonically in it.
>Nora's face when seeing Michael take two tazes like a man
>"That was- that was something else"
>"Thanks... maybe I'm good at building more than just weapons"
>"and that bit at the end?"
>"Oh yeah, I figured since it's mostly a rifle that Cosmoline would work for a substitute"
>"I was right. You might need a refill though... it felt like a lot"
>"Yeah, we kind of made a mess, aren't your team gonna be curious about how this happened"
>"Nah, it ends up like this all the time. I'll just tell them I was doing weapon maintenance again"
>"If you say so. Thank you so much for Ruby, you would not believe how frustrated I was."
>"Well, if you don't mind. I do have a favour to ask for all this effort"
>"After all that, anything"
>"Next time can Crescent Rose join in too?"
Here's his actual face when he says it.
Fuck ignore this one.
Waiting for drawing of Ruby Reading "50 Shades of GREI" while Jaune cringes like this.
Gess sense the steven universe threads gone he came here
Picture didn't upload. I'll post some more Kara in a minute.
Thanks for posting those, I didn't feel like making an imgur folder.
Everyone in this thread that has accepted Kara as their waifu are my eternal niggas
She is best girl.
Nora and/or Penny are best 2D girl(s) though
This is from the last Extra Life stream
NEVER! Plus it's technically work safe!
Pyrrha's voice is hot as fuck, you keep your whore mouth shut.
>tfw no Dunkelman gf
Remember when Kerry still looked human?
Congratulations Octi. I think you may have overtaken Miles and Kerry when it comes to ruining RWBY characters.
Where do you think I get this shit from?
You're way more likely to get people reacting to that shit on here than Tumblr. They by and large just don't interact with shit they don't like unless it's some kinda witch hunt about whatever the fuck.
> Pyrrha and Jaune get married.
> After the ceremony Pyrrha takes him to a tattoo parlor.
> She explains to him that married couples in Mistral get tatoos once they're married to show their bond.
> She pulls off her shirt and lies down on the table.
> The artist gets to work on a work incorporating their two symbols together.
> Jaune is nervous all through it, but wants to honor her traditions.
> Finally the artist finishes.
> Pyrrha turns and smiles at Jaune.
> "Your turn."
> He starts to take off his shirt but she stops him.
> "Oh, no, the husband's tattoo isn't on his back."
> "Oh good, that looked like it hurt a lo-"
> "Take off your pants."
> Pained screams could be heard blocks away.
>All the girls look like dudes
>Glynda looks like fucking snape in drag
Holy shit. I remember watching this when it first came out but completely forgot that was him.
Jesus christ...maybe it's a good thing Arryn got out when she did, otherwise who knows how she'd turn out.