Fart thread? Fart thread.
Please try to post images that weren't posted in the last 2 threads.
Did not forget about this request, just got busy after the initial gag version.
Not necessarily. After all, just look at vegetarians and vegans. As a whole, they tend be skinnier than most people, but, especially when initially switching from an omnivorous diet, they tend to be gassier than average as well.
Similarly, foods that cause the most gas are typically relatively healthy; it's hard to get fat on a diet heavy in vegetables and beans, but that's one of the most effective diets if you want to fart like crazy.
Not to mention there are non-dietary reasons for people to weigh more (e.g., some medicines - especially ones used to treat psychological issues - cause weight gain, slower metabolisms, etc.)
Of course, if two people have a similar diet and the main difference is that one eats more, naturally, the one that eats more will likely also fart more.
Oh man, Galsia, not to be a kisass but it is always so great to see new stuff by you, my unhealthy love for Hanako and skunk things you've cultivated within my mind are the only reason I've got to check Nyoubooru.
Has anybody translated this set of images yet? I'm prepared to translate it myself, but I don't want to if it's already been done.
Please translate it to Korean or a language just as unknown to us as Japanese. It would make for a good troll.
Here you guys go! I'm a rank amateur but the translations should be sound.
Want to know a secret? I had this whole thing translated like a month ago, but was hung up on typesetting it. I have a newfound respect for cleaners and typesetters: shit's tedious as hell.
By the way, I am kind of unable to decipher that text in the first image. If someone could, like, transliterate it for me to translate that'd be super cool and I'd fix the image immediately.
By the way, the artist has got the sequel to this thing coming out soon! If I'm reading it right (it IS 3am), he meant for it to be at C87 but didn't submit it in time, so it'll be done January 9th? Or something? I'm too tired to double check.
The sequel seems to be focused on feet, doll-play, and what the author calls "traditional giantess material." Whatever that means. I'll translate that too if someone manages to scan it.
Reimu seems markedly less concerned for Marisa's safety in the sequel, compared to here. Is this an effect of the mallet!? Perhaps.
Oh yeah, I'm also the person translating Brave & Stinker 3! That should actually be done and uploaded some time tomorrow. I hope at least somebody here is looking forward to it.
(Again, text much too tiny for me to make out. Marisa's probably saying something funny down there.)
And there we have it. That took entirely too long. I suppose it's all stuff you could've guessed anyway, but whatever. You get the sequel hook too!
I highly doubt anyone here has this drawing, but there was a well-drawn depiction of a sexy red demoness with cloven hooves and horns, farting a huge flame.
If you have it, please post it. I lost it ages ago.
This it? Only a few demon pictures on nyou, but this is the closest I could find.
Maiga858's new years set is up now. I think it has a blood fart.
I went on a trip with my fiance to Philadelphia these past 3 days, and I experienced a load of farts/smells:
1st day, afternoon, sitting on toilet trying to take a dump. I go over to hug her and she says she doesn’t think much is going to happen, but I still smelled it. I loved it because it made me think that there was probably one just barely coming out, was just a few pebbles. After a bit, she relaxes and says something like “oh, there we go”, and I hear a few splashes.
1st day, evening, walks over to me and says “Imma finish this fart here”, stands next to me while I’m sitting on the bed, I bend over and an airy fart finishes. Not a strong smell, but a lot of volume to it.
2nd day, night, under the covers while I’m appreciating her ass and rimming her, a soft puff escapes. Bit of a strong smell, lingers because of the enclosed space. Even tasted it a bit
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3rd day, pulls down PJ’s, kneeling next to me on the bed close to my face, loud, airy fart. Not a strong smell, but it was a veggie fart.
3rd day, in bathroom, says she needs to fart while standing at the sink. Instead of diving below, I just get behind her and look down. Loud, bubbly fart, but no real smell.
I know there had to be more, but there were a lot, but just thought some might like more real experiences.
Both? All I know is that when I first saw this I was really aroused by it.
I don't know why I'm so surprised that DA has so much fart porn on it, but who's complaining.
Well either way deviantart can give us amazing pieces like yours or even this one.
3 votes for rubber? It's gotta be the minority because you must not have smelled them. No one ever knows what the hell I mean when I say farts that smell like latex or balloon rubber w/o making some kind of condom joke.
Seriously they are a little behind eggy, garbage comes after. MAN I love those hot rubber farts.
That sounds interesting in regard to rubber. Do you know what types of food causes them?
Also my votes:
Meaty, Eggy, Shitty, Pre-Diarrhea
Seems like I'm in the minority with the last two. Those last two are probably the worst smells that could come out of an ass, which are my favorite.
Experienced a pre-diarrhea fart once actually, while I was on a trip with my then gf. Silent while standing next to me looking in the mirror getting dressed, tells me that she thinks she might need the bathroom before walking to the other side of the room to get something.
A few seconds later I smell it, and I would have guessed that she just had an accident unless otherwise stated.
One other time I remember now actually a bit farther back. Watching 21 Jumpstreet with her, after she mentioned to me earlier in the day that she had diarrhea, so she wore a discreet diaper under her jeans before going out. The entire moving she was farting up a storm. They smelled terrible, and she even mentioned to me after when we were home that she bet I thought she messed herself.
Those are the best.
Egg/sulphur is the absolute best.
When I die, at least I can die knowing I got an eggy dutch oven from a pretty girl on more than one occasion.
No matter how horrible and dysfunctional and screwed up my life is, at least I have that.
Holy shit what happened to half of the images in this thread? Are they doing quality control because there's still some shitty images and posts in this thread and some good ones got removed...
Looking at loveisover, the ones that got deleted were pretty bad, or lazy. And the comments were three word replies.
Yeah. I've been noticing that there are pictures just getting deleted from this thread.
Eggy is just gross to me, but I love shitty ones or anything that carries a trace of what it used to be. Playing a guessing game with what she ate earlier is a top tier fantasy of mine.
This artist does some decent fart stuff (pic related) but most of it is shit, quite literally. I admit I can appreciate a bit of scat but it's just fucking gross slimy shit he draws. Not nice.
I like this guys work. It's subtle, but it has really good expression, plus he does preggers and aftersex farts.
And some futa bondage farts so we still fit /d/'s discerning tastes.
any love for some monstergirl fart OC?
just finished a few edits of something I made for the /d/rawthread; thought you guys would appreciate it. There's some other variants up on stinkyhugs.
I've seen an interactive or two on writing.com. Although I can't say if they're any good or not because I didn't really read them, as I can't exactly say I'm attracted to anything with claws and feathers.
Anyone else spend loads of time fantasising about how things might work out if "(f/sh)art powder" were actually effective? So many possibilities that make me so hard.
Love RPing with that sort of thing too, either as farter or fartee (or both!)
Bringing this back because I need to know the source of this. I forgot it and I need to know.
I felt like i needed to post this here
Video of a weird game featuring 3 lolis eating sweet potatoes. They start farting and rocket into the sky. The winner seems to be the one that travels the farthest.
Of course the winner is the one who goes the farthest. I need this game, find it. In exchange I leave you a fart in a pot.
Anyone notice that Dutchoven is trying to swipe Nyou's traffic and get them closed down? Just so they can show off piss poor edits? I can't be the only one seeing it.
I wouldn't sau obscure but yes he's good at what he does.
Yeah, but work started up again so I'm not as free as I'd like to be.
I literally only have four more battles to translate until the game is 100% done (and three of those are the same battle with different characters), but now that I'm at the end I just lost all motivation. It'll...it'll show up. Keep watching this space.