WEAR HEADPHONES WHEN LISTENING!
These are the most god tier fetishes you might not have even heard about. This is a bit unconventional, even by /d/'s standards, but please give it a try before dismissing it.
Every post will contain both an image and a link to a Japanese ASMR recording. Some of the captions in the images I'll be posting aren't entirely serious, but the audio in the Youtube links is way more important than imagery. Most of them are related to ears, but not all. One is even about shampooing, because why the fuck not. And some are more lewd than others. A couple of them were flagged for adult content, so I included the embed links ("/v/" instead of "/watch?v=") because you can view those videos that way without using a Google Botnet account. You'll just have to copy the URLs into new tabs instead of embedding them in the thread.
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Oh man I'm glad I was off tonight to see this thread....magical stuff here (anyone who doesn't believe sounds can be erotic will be changed by this thread)
Just found the shampoo one....so relaxing.
By the way, keep swabs out of your ears in actuality. Shit's NOT hygienic or safe. Just wash them regularly and don't stick anything inside the canal. Not pushing ear wax deeper in like a q-tip will is more important than getting that shit out.
This stuff is for casuals, I just need to read, think, or be in a slave/Master or D/s situation to get the most intense ASMR ever. it feels like hot pleasurful needles piercing deep in my back and being afraid. I can still get regular ASMR though. my teacher used to trace out kanji on a projecter with her pointer. the rough texture and quick but quiet swipes was awesome. most pointer stroking is too stoccotto for my tastes. I also like the sound of cleaing windows from within a car but no one ever does a video, just a car wash.
I actually use q tips regularly but very infrequently, theres a fine line between the damage they can cause and the damage I will cause from itching at the inside of my ear. Every once in a while I just have to clean house.
Q-tips are fine if you have soft earwax. It's dangerous for people with hard earwax. You don't hear companies talking about that in commercials because it acknowledges genetic differences.
>people discovering ASMR
How unusual. I'll give you small advice: try out "multilayered sounds" one day - few different asmr inducting sounds might give you increased experience. Some RP videos are cool too.
>Not pushing ear wax deeper in like a q-tip will is more important than getting that shit out.
If you cleaned your ears properly, shit-ears, you wouldn't HAVE so much earwax that it gets "pushed in". You'd only ever have a tiny bit of residual accumulation around the walls that gets caught in the Q-tip.
I do find it fucking hilarious that Q-tip boxes come with a warning label against the only thing you could ever conceivably use them for. It's like if pencils had a text "WARNING: NOT FOR WRITING OR DRAWING" on them.
He's likening it to the argument against anal sex often seen on /gif/.
Since for the purposes of this thread, we're likening ear cleaning and such to erotic penetration, it's actually a quite good analogy.
I prefer stuff of her whispering in your ear to the ear cleaning stuff. Grabbed a nice one from /jp/ a while back but everything's in broken characters rather than japanese so unless "â_â~âwÉ¦özÉM" is somehow helpful, I can't really point to it
I know i can always expect the unexpected form /d/ but a discussion about ear cleaning?
Holy shit, you guys will never stop to amaze me.
Too bad this whole asmr business doesn't work on me. What a shame.
are these all just ear cleaning? I discovered this fetish a couple days ago and got way into the ear licking ones. I was wondering if there's anything that takes it to the next level. Like a "virtual hair cut", but instead it's "virtual femdom".
I'll contribute, prepare to squirm!
this may fulfill your requirements...
Oh my god, I've had this fetish for so long-- having my ears sucked on and gently blown into and shit. I had no idea this stuff existed. I thought it was weird because I didn't know other people liked this.
Is there stuff like this but with audio of guys, too?
Some of these videos get taken to the next level with earbuds. This is one of them. I swear I can almost feel this girl's tongue reaching all the way inside my ear and it feels amazing.
>that sound at like 3:30
What is this? What keywords would I search to find an hour long track of this?
This recording isn't quite as good. Even with earbuds on it doesn't really sound like she's in my ear. The subtitles more than make up for it however. It kind of sucks though because she's all like
>wear this blindfold
>raise up your arms
I can't play along and also read the subs. I also Ideally would like to listen to this stuff in bed and I can't be holding a screen in front of my face all the time. That breaks immersion. At least I can usually get by without subs with a limited Jap vocab of "kimochi" and "hentai".
I've been using q-tips after every single shower for years and years since I was a kid.
>never hurt my ears
>have great hearing
>doctors always say my ears are super clean when I go to check-ups
Nah m8, clean them regularly so you don't build up so much that they get pushed in deeper.
I use an ear pick once a week, and q tips when I get out of the shower. It feels so fucking good. I taught my sister to use the pick on me when I was home, in exchange for brushing her hair. Best thing in the world.
I sure am glad i'm a god tier ASMR user, and can and always have had the capacity to fill myself with it at will.
Not like you weirdos that need ear cleaning and soft rustling to trigger it.
Focus on your 3-4th vertebrate bitch niggers, i'm going to blank my mind with golden light and magic fingers until one pupil ends up bigger than the other, because I can.
Sissy faggot checking in, q-tips are actually really useful for makeup. I wouldn't use a cotton swab for my ears, those flusher bulbs that come with ear care kits work just as well.