I only have a few pictures, just hoping to start a thread. I love this board, just swapped from a broken laptop to a desktop, hoping to stock up on the best humor.
Let's see what else I have...
Opening up my screencap folder, gonna post those tired old caps everyone has already seen a dozen or more times.
And then after that I'd rather see more new stuff rather than old stuff.
Now this one I have some follow ups to.
I'll get to those later.
I only have 17 caps from /d/.
Maybe I should be more selective over the ones I post.
Man, I really miss the jet girl craze.
There's a KotH discussion for every board subject I think.
I'm pretty sure reading things in a character's voice is someone's fetish.
God damn I love /d/ science
I'm not even going to check this math.
I think number crunching was just someone's wank material for that evening.
They got up to the banned from /d/ part, but as far as I know, they didn't make their own site afterwards.
Did they? My memory sucks but I'd say they had a thread a while ago, seems like banning a little part of /d/
That's the Curse Specter, yeah.
Korram's a pretty funny guy, I think he posted a new piece last humor thread just for that thread.
A collection of his /d/rawthread deliveries:
He had several places where he could have stopped and realized that telling his family that he really likes anal vore in such a fashion was a really bad idea.
Especially the whole "commissioning art of himself being anal vored by family members" Not sure why that didn't trigger a huge red flag for him. Also not sure why he didn't understand that his older family members would not approve of his fetish, considering that a lot of people of his parents and grandparents generations don't accept homosexuals.
I don't know what he was thinking, but that was a huge train wreck of an idea. He probably shouldn't have told people about his fetish unless he was caught or something, but that's just me.
Nothing against any vore fans, but this dude should have seen some of this coming.
Pic related to the thread, from /k/.
Anon, this is a complete and utter autistic sperglord we're talking about here. A sane person wouldn't proudly show their family their porn, let alone invite them to a party dedicated to it. It could have been the most vanilla of porn possible and it still would have been an unimaginably creepy situation. Anyone who puts that much importance on their fetishes and kinks obviously isn't right in the head.
I was happier not knowing there were such people in this world...
New oc of the Lewd hand holding variety.
Sometimes, even other boards can be more /d/ then /d/ itself.
Don't forget the creepiest part, which was when he commissioned porn of himself being anally vored by said friends and family members.
Also he's an autist who feels that he has to come out with his fetish. I wouldn't tell any of my family members about my most vanilla fetishes unless they caught me fapping to porn of it, let alone my /d/ tier fetishes.
Vampire requiem chevalier. Other good moments include Dracula, king of hell, killing hitler to dismiss an army of holocaust ghosts, lady bathalroy killing obese transsexual zombie Herbert Hoover while in the nude, lawful evil dickings from the Spanish Inquisition, who are all werewolves, devil worshiping Teutonic Knights, mad scientist mummies, hot gypsy witch ladies seducing nazis, and a impalement gun that makes a "tepes" sound when it fires
There's fights between dominatrix nuns and vampiric swingers, giant three headed zombie Oppenheimer/Harry Truman, a really obnoxious space pirate queen of Venus, armies of gay dinosaur men, cock hungry wenches, and assorted other oddities
This isn't very /d/, but it's too great not to post
>Gender reevaluation Gel
>Go Fuck Yourselves (Literally)
>Stop farting on the miniature Humans
Maybe the ballbusting, dick-breaking and general penile injury fans will get a kick out of this
That reminds me of this thing I made.
Dammit I'm not here for this. I'll give you what I can from a brief glance
First person doesn't account for special relativity, which gives them a result above light speed. Impossible. Next person uses bad numbers and gets lazy at the end, which is really important when you're at these bullfuckingshit speeds. Blue/Magenta calls them on it and does another calculation that is different about thirty orders of magnitude down.
Oniisan nan da kara Gaman shinasai was pretty good.
/tg/ science. Here's a related pic.
Nope - It really isn't calculable in any simple sense. 2.9 GB is just the storage space necessary to hole the nucleotide sequence. Vast amounts of additional data is retained in the secondary and tertiary structures of the genome (not even including epigenetic methylation on bases as a mechanism of information storage).
I can't take it, it's his expression.
>Jesus is all like "No seriously, my son, thou hast to check this out."
Made this today after reading this :)
I have a few. This one's the final page of a cow girl doujin.
Alright /d/, I recently saw a video posted about a guy who was sent trap-hentai videos with a note from his friend saying "Make sure NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND WHEN YOU WATCH THESE". The guy then posted his hilarious reaction to watching them which included clips from the video.
Unfortunately, it was my brother who was un-ironically watching it so it's not like I could ask him what the name of the video was without red flags being raised in every direction so I was hoping if anyone else knows about that video and what the name of the hentai was that the guy watched.
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft.
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
I don't know if this is /d/ enough, but the full page is guro, so yeah :I.
In Boonequest the titular character uses Spectral Hands to kill a guy with a nutcrusher.
From the math porn thread. I regret not screencapping it.
One day, we will all find our planes of intersextion.
Does anyone have the one of the whirlpool refrigerator with a dick?
All I have is this reaction image, I know there's a comic that's it's taken from, and I just now realized I don't have the full comic itself. I found it funny anyways. Anyone have it?
I do have at least one thing to contribute
by coincidence i found this on /d/'s sfw twin not to long ago
I was slowly making it, that was 0.9 and I was asking for a Doc Mario pic because all I had was bara and a placeholder. Some faggot posted it to reddit and it spread like wildfire in an incomplete version, never post unfinished work on 4chan anymore and post it to reddit before I post it here because of it.
Everytime I see that pic I look at Doc and Falcon and think of what could have been.
im looking for that image, where its about guro i guess, and its a guy going "awww what a cute character, i cant wait" then next panel, backround is dark and terrifying "to see them BROKEN, BATTERED AND BLEEDING"
I'd be lying if I said i wasn't intrigued. Anyone know if something like that exists out there?
I found this a while ago on here and took a screen shot of it.
I actually find Sawyer absolutely adorable.
I want to cuddle with her...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHY CANT I STOP LAUGHING
Don't know if this is funny in general, but I laughed