I like milfs because they are kind chubby but not fat. FUTA are more them welcome, hairy and other stuff to...
I am with you, my brother.
How I imagine a milf would look like after five kids. I also imagine she'd need copious amounts of messy, sweaty sex to help her feel desireable in spite of the chub and sag.
I'd imagine it would be hard, for a young widow, to cope with the advances of men. Especially if they were her sons and she, the only available female.
I'd imagine if would be tiring,to be viewed as a woman rather than a mother and forcefully satisfied against her will during her most fertile days while being forced to even further take fertility pills.
Anyone remember the /d/isparate housewives idea from a while back?
Same writefag. Ended up getting shelved due to IRL stuff, but I found it the other day and I'm picking it up again. Working on a TG/milfification piece atm that I'll post first, soon as its done.
Why the fuck are her nipples black?
Yeah I thought it was pretty interesting. I'm also a writer, and I have actual experience with older women, moms specifically. I think I remember posting that I wanted to contribute. wasn't there a spreadsheet somewhere? if there isn't, make one.
ahh shit now it's all coming back amidst the tg milfing and the arapocalypse with the swapping and suiting there was the housewives that discussed their everyday lives except in /d/ fashion I believe.
I don't consider a MILF to be /d/ unless something /d/ is happening.
The suggested topic was "What would you want to be like as a milf", which prompted a few mentions of meeting up with other housewives for chats and cooking tips. I thought it'd be fun to write all the /d/ milf-selves in one place, and what might happen during their meet-ups and then brainstorming happened. It's all in txt, which I might upload when I know what I'm using.
The final premise as it stands is that for some bizarre reason, there's an idyllic suburban neighbourhood where every housewife was a member of /d/ "in a past life", as it were. Some time before the fic, some of the milfs realised what they had in common and by snooping or recruiting drew the others in.
By this point they're pulling the strings like some corrupt concerned mothers' group, seeing how far they can go whilst trying to stay under the radar.
The original writing I had was about an innocent newlywed moving into the neighbourhood and crashing a milf meeting, catching them with their guard down. I've also got 2/3rds of a solo "day in the life" I was writing for one of my favourite members. Plus I have ideas for a beach trip.
I had never heard of the term arapocalypse, but that's totally going in the fuel bin.
So the Arapocalypse (maybe the wrong term) was originally a joke between Daemon anon and I which i believed involved a quiet logging town where a milf of unknown origins replaces a resident and as the days go on more milfs appear as other residents disappear. The milfs themselfs have sex with each other the good old lesbian sex or they procreate with tentacle like dick that can retract from their genitals. They infect residents after having sex with them which makes them transform into milfs.
And if a Milf has a particular liking to one of it's victims instead of using sex to transform the victim into a Milf, the Milf will unbirth them and hold them inside slowly crafting them and releasing when deemed ready.
This is me. And I'm reading this going "what the fuck?" .
This changed completely since I read the thread months ago. Or maybe I'm talking about a different take on the idea entirely. What I remember is some kind of choose your own adventure/visual novel kind of thing where you could pick and choose different milfs to date and eventually have sex with.
The examples tossed around went something like: "naughty milf", "big-tits milf that likes to wear sweaters", "widow milf," "neglected wife milf," and others I can't remember right now.
And I almost swear to god there was a spreadsheet, where each anon agreed to write about each milf, but now I'm starting to think that was a figment of my imagination, or that the spreadsheet was part of a different 4chan project.
I don't remember there ever being a spreadsheet unless you too exchanged emails and that's where the memory is coming from
Thought there might have been crossed wires somewhere.
Seems like the stuff I saved from the threads is timestamped back to October, so someone might have picked the idea back up and put their own spin on it since then. Some of the milf ideas seem pretty similar, but they're pretty standard tropes.
What we need is milfdom. Not that straight shota crap (I'm not saying it's bad, it's just that 99% of all milfdom is older women on kids or teens), but hot milfs conquering the hearts and minds of burly, manly men and making them their squealing fucktoys.
What I mean is that there are /e/ and /h/ MILF threads, so simply being a MILF in /d/ isn't enough. MILF futa, MILF Futa, MILF BBW, MILF pee, and similar things should be what gets posted in /d/
That is why I posted MILF lactation as an example.
>tfw never any art of MILF BE
Well, maybe someone can afford to commission a drawfag.
I'm working on my drawing skills, but until then I just ERP it with /ss/
You can add MILF TG, MILF bodyswap and MILF monster girls to that list.
I didn't have enough time to mention every /d/ thing I could think of.
Please direct me to some MILF and TG stuff. Young Men getting AP/TGed is my fetish. I'll dump some things I have.
Everyone talked about MILF-ifcation, but no one posted anything. That story has some MILF TF, please post whatever else you have. TG, normal, whatever.
Got another delivery I thought I'd share with you lot.
And bonus donger, because it's not /d/ without /d/icks.
>not expecting mothers to gain weight during pregnancy and sedentary lifestyle after birth
do you even milf, anon?
that deitoh sim VN with archetypical cakes sounds like an /a/ thing that gets jokingly kicked around every now and again with starts like 'you move into an apartment complex with a lot of milfs' or 'your hot aunt introduces you to all her friends' or maybe even 'you began hitting to the gym to do SQUATZ and THRUSTS and you're getting swole and now all these sexy older ladies who take a workout class get giggly around you...'
Yes, I remember her. She was my favourite of the various suggestions.
I still stand by it. If I was a MILF I simply wouldn't be able to resist a hard cock. I'm sure it'd all start off innocently enough, just talking, but then... "Oh my he's gotten so hard just looking at me!" then it's "A handjob isn't REALLY cheating, is it?" and soon enough you're hoping the kid you're pregnant with is at least from one of the white guys you fucked so you can try to pretend it's your husband's.
All praises due to the queen of MILFs, Cattleya
Because that's how the artist makes them and you know weight from low maintenance, stress, child birth etc. You can post your own stuff if you want no one is stopping you wicked cunt.
I do agree but she is not my queen oh god I'm on my knees oh god please help me I'm actually praising Cattleya all hail milf queen
So here's a scenario anons. You have been selected to receive a bodysuit of a milf with a identity card and a Credit card funded by a Mr.X for you to live your double life. what does your milf look like? what will you do? What will you try? given the suit can do many things like simulated pregnancy.
Use the credit card to buy vidya and other dumb shit, find a nerdy, young, timid lesbian and befriend her, and alternate between hanging out and fucking whenever we meet.
I'd be tall, semi-busty, and extremely bottom-heavy while keeping slim features in my arms and face. I'd wear pantsuits, glasses, and have medium-length royal purple hair.
I want to be like pic related, except slight taller than I already am (I'm about 5'11", maybe 6' [1.8m or 1.83m for those who use the metric system.]) I'll try all the kinky lesbian stuff I can, and general female pleasures that I cannot currently experience. I'll buy a gaming rig set-up that would make the most hardened of /v/irgins salivate, so many sex toys I wouldn't know what to do with them, a safe to keep said sex toys in when I'm out of the suit (and another bigger one to keep the suit in,) try the pregnancy function (assuming that it can simulate various sizes and stages) because that's my fetish, and of course prostitutes to test this body. I may use said gaming rig to make stupid amounts of money on Twitch.
Oh, and I failed to mention what I'd do with the money! I suppose with the money from my mystery benefactor I'd buy things that only I want, entertainment products and things, but anything for my... extra marital activities (Lingerie, sex toys, condoms and such) would be bought with my husband's money.
That excites me, pregnancy and lactation is one of my favorite fetishes. I would love to try it out, maybe do some pregnant porn in my milf suit, because pregnant milfs are kind of rare in porn.
And yes, I would download porn of myself in a milf suit to fap to, because I'm a deviant.
Anon, that would be amazing. I would want to have soft curves, an hourglass figure, but more bottom heavy, with an ass like Uno Makoto's milfs. Oh, and I would wear my hair up, probably in a bun, and glasses.
Or maybe look like pic related.
Wow anon, I think I would want my suit to looks something close to pic related maybe be soft and squishy like Uno Makotos milfs. I'd probably wear a lot of spandex and tight T-shirt and blouses with a nice hidden supply of lingerie and frilly underwears. I'd use the money to buy vidya and stream to maybe use the recording equipment to make videos solo and cooperative with other milf anons if they want :3.Probably find a milfy lesbian girlfriend too while I'm at it.
crap and I would definitely try out the pregnancy feature and do videos and try out clothes or walking around for the experience maybe even bottle my breast milk and hand them out for free to the thirsty growing boys.
My timid but slutty fantasy MILF would probably be very easy to convince to take part in the other housewives videos. I'd have to be very careful about not letting my husband find them though. Convincing him a kid that isn't his is his son is one thing, but trying to explain the video of me getting gangbanged in a neighbour's home is another thing.
Also, when I wasn't pregnant, I'd dress myself a little risque and go to college parties and try to hook up with an inexperienced boy. Perhaps pick up a sorority girl every now and again. Would any milf anons be interested in sharing a cute virgin with me? All at once, or one at a time, whichever you prefer ara~
He might find the lesbo gangbang very hot.
Honestly I'd probably just take the risk and hope he doesn't find out.
Yes, but it might lead to awkward questions about what else I've been up to behind his back.
I'd certainly come if invited. That many horny young people? I'd be weak at the knees. And god help me if some handsome, confident boy hits on me. I'd be on all fours being pounded with my head in his girlfriend's lap before I could think.
Oh no, in my little /d/ neighbourhood fantasy my husband is entirely faithful! He wouldn't dream of cheating on his lovely, loyal, slightly prudish wife! He might fantasise about all our hot neighbours A LOT, but he'd never cheat!
Flirting would be fine. The poor thing would never act on it, but he'd enjoy the attention. Though I imagine he'd be quite flustered by it, especially if the woman flirting were to be at all dominant.
This is one of my favorite milf/housewife pics. I just love how she's trying to be sexy for her husband, letting him take lewds of her. However, she's still embarrassed and shy.
Maybe you can come over and have some fun lesbian pregnant play? record ourselfs trying on each other clothes see who can produce the most breast milk and have some gentle kissing no?
That would be fun. Especially if we streamed it so we could see the reactions of all the people watching. We'd have to wait until one of my many, many lovers got me pregnant first though. Having said that I doubt it would take much to convince me to record that event too.
This thread could stand to be a little more /d/, I think.
I probably wouldn't need to wait, honestly.
>I need to get pregnant to make that video I promised to do.
>Oh, I'm already a week late.
Given how often I'd get knocked up I imagine my body would be like that BECAUSE of my numerous pregnancies. I'd essentially be the town's brood mare at that point!
Is what I would say, if I didn't just now realize I have very little /d/ milf material myself.
Of course not, that would be the point, really. And given how easily persuaded I'd be, even if I was hesitant it would take much pushing to get me to agree.
For the timid little housewfey I wish I could be, just being recorded would probably be enough of a buzz. So being recorded, in a video that she knows is going online, with another woman, while pregnant would be mind blowing on it's own. I'd just be overexcited to show up and take part. I'd probably keep one eye on the stream chat though. I mean, I'd have to make sure that the people watching were pleased!
I can Agree with that! especially eying the chat. after taking a few request and doing stuff we want to try out we can stream a shower scene, get clean and orgasm on last time before seeing you off to your hubbies place. unless you want more or another anon jumps in.
Oh goodness, if another person just walked in whilst we were in the shower together I'd jump right out of my skin! I can imagine myself all red faced and helplessly trying to come up with an acceptable reason as to why I was letting one of my neighbours touch me like that. And then if they got into the shower and sandwiched me between the two of you... Hubby's dinner might end up being late.
I would be very startled too, it would shatter the image of innocence i put up for my neighbors~ but it would most likely be my gf or another milf anon. that would feel pretty comfortable soaping and feeling each other up. I would have to love you both~ I could give you some deserts to bring to him to make up for you being late.
Made with special milk, I can only assume. I'm sure he'd be happy with that. I can just tell him we lost track of time. And any screams he may have heard... we were watching a movie. That's all. Just a movie.
Yes, just a movie <3 and how did you know i made it with the special milk~ after a long night of lezzing out you should give him a reward or take of you bodysuit and relax a bit. I might get out of my suit to shower and give the gf some extra loving and schedule or (maybe?) next video.
If I had a suit like this I'd never want to get out of it, in all honesty. If I could I'd prefer to just BE the milf, rather than pretend to be one with a suit. But yes, after a long, terrifying/exciting day of like that I'd probably grab my hubby for one of the rare occasions where I have sex with him. Then end up unsatisfied in the bathroom, trying to get off with a dildo after he goes to sleep.
Then sneak out after that doesn't work and I get a lewd text from a neighbour boy, telling me to come over.
Mr.X would probably work out a way to make that possible by request. Oh my you lucky momma you got a young one~ I'm always here if you want some relief too, maybe we can double team the boy?
We must think of some way to thank this Mr. X for all that he;s done for us. I'm sure we could think of something.
And if I'm getting texts from a boy that late at night telling me to come over to please him I expect he'd be a confident and commanding college aged young man. so if he tells me to bring a friend, I can hardly say no, can I?
Fu fu~ sandwich the poor boy between to pregnant women and their massive tits just smothering him. Mr.X is probably doing this out of his own charity, maybe he is inadvertently advertising the suits?
And then you could cover his face with yours while I proceed to show off my flexibility!
Oh goodness, if the whole thing was some kind of Truman Show style advertising for the suits I'd be mortified and incredibly turned on to find out that everyone in the country knew what a bad, unfaithful wife I was, and what a naive wimpy cuckold my poor husband is!
Oh I love the sound of that plan, I give him the soft loving and you give him the wonderful handy work~
I wouldn't mind that, he could be just advertising to a select few no one will ever know who we are fufufu~ though if the world knew me as a Bisexual milf with a addiction to being filmed then i might fee la it embarrassed too.
Well he did want me to come round to take care of him. I couldn't just ignore the poor, well endowed young man, could I?
I was thinking that I could make videos like this, without my face in them. Not that that would stop other people making videos with my face in them and putting them online, but making them myself would be far too embarrassing. But if it was all being recorded for advertising anyway I'd feel silly for having wasted my time trying to hide my identity!
I think it just add's to the fun, but he could just be taking photo shots of us for examples. No need to feel silly hun~ it will be fun.
If they blurred out the faces and only used shots where the locations were unrecognisable it'd be okay. Like if Mr.X asked us to come into a studio for a photo shoot. Which I'm sure would end with more lewdness. It would be deliciously wicked to be standing with my husband as he looks at the adverts and wonders what type of woman would let herself get used like that, while I fondly remember whatever debauchery he's looking at.
Oh yes that would be lovely but we will only know with the time <3 until then hun let's take care of each other, even I can imagine your husbands dumbstruck look while nibbling on another breast milk banana bread~
We'd have to have you over for dinner one night. Watching him get all flustered and worked up as you flirt with him and I pretend not to notice would be adorable.
I'll make sure to show off as much cleavage as possible and try to rub my body against him "accidentally". maybe even show off his weakness and pick him up like a baby~ oh makes my tummy feel funny and at the dinner table we could watch his pained expression as I rub between his legs with my feet.
Given full reign with the suit, my milf would be short (barely 5ft or over) and busty, with long blonde hair, usually dyed a natural looking auburn with the roots showing through. I'd go for long floral dresses with low neck and hemlines both.
I'd rent a little apartment near where I currently live and keep the suit etcetera there. I'd spend my days being as big a cocktease as I can whilst feigning innocence, pretending not to notice deliverymen hardening when I open the door in a towel or a sheer dressing gown, going for long jogs in tight lycra past the morning work and school rush. Otherwise I'd play the part of the pristine, innocent housewife, completely oblivious to how men's eyes linger to my low-cut top or wide hips as I pick out produce at the market, leaning over to reach the ripest looking fruit and sampling it between soft lips, made up in soft, understated colours.
A lot of what I enjoy about the milf lifestyle is the domesticity. As much as I'd love to find a husband (and as tempted as I am to just find a strapping boy-toy), I'd rather not cheat on my gf and give up my social life to try and run a family of my own.
Ara, I remember your milf. In the original milf neighbourhood I think I was your neighbour. The one that ordered my mail to be delivered to your house and taped the screams coming through the walls.
Of course, I'm completely faithful to my husband. I wouldn't dream of touching another man's cock, and my cunt is his alone - lesbian sex is still sex after all.
Mind you, we're open minded enough when it comes to porn, watching is fine. I'm sure whether it's live or recorded doesn't make a difference, and just touching myself isn't cheating... Now I come to think about it, tying someone up is hardly sexual at all, really, and issuing orders? Well that's just words.
I've always been close with my girl-friends, comparing lingerie, washing each other's backs, a little playful changing-room groping... where's the harm in that
Oh my. The thought of you casually watching as some young stud bends me over the arm of my own sofa is so n-naughty!
And tempting me to be unfaithful by sending mailmen to my house everyday is just as bad!
Poor man, he wouldn't know what do do with himself. I'd have to offer him some relief later. Maybe just my hand though. I mean, it's not as if I'd get much out of anything else.
Well he... he tries. It's not his fault that most of the other men I end up fooling around with are more "effective".
Well I'm sure he'd be a sweet, loving man. It's just that I'd be far too horny and easily seduced.
I think that's why we are going to have the most fun making vids <3
O-oh I couldn't possibly do more than one! What if someone I knew found out? I'd have to pay them off somehow to stop them telling my husband!
Oh don't worry about others finding out we'll space it out between takes hun.
W-well I suppose if we didn't do too many... that might be okay. He probably doesn't go to sites where he might see it anyway. It would break his poor little heart if he found out I'd been doing... d-dirty videos behind his back!
I'd like to be around 5'2", be a fairly chubby brunette, and have a cute face. Huge ass with wide, child-bearing hips, plump and slightly saggy boobs with large areolas.
I'd try lesbian stuff for a while, probably end up being a dildo queen trying to fit larger and larger ones inside of me, but eventually want to experience being fucked by a man and getting pregnant.
While on the related topic of milf suits, I wonder if anyone has any good TF through TG or Age Progression of people turning into milfs like for example boy->milf and highschool girl->milf? Because yeah wearing a milf suit is nice and all but being transformed into one is sublime.
He'll be fine, the worst that could happen is he would be upset over being left out.
If you need someone to hold the camera and get the most out of those takes, there's always your willing neighbour...
Milf TG transformation is god-tier, but rare as hen's teeth. BSB's done a couple, and you can sometimes run into a TG where the end might be a milf if you put some wishful thinking into it. Literally everything else I have in my milf folder is suiting or bodyswap.
Milf TG fics are easier to find than pictures, but even then it's niche of the niche.
Case in point. Milf? Debatable. Perhaps if you talk yourself into it or if there was a story attached to it, sure.
Still, it probably wasn't the original intention and either way she's not much of a milf by this thread's standards. Still, as a sub-fetish we're so content starved it made it into the folder, if it can be called that.
Perhaps, but he might end up wondering if our sons are really his, and that WOULD be too much for him to bare!
Oh dear. This is quickly getting out of hand! At first it was just letting the repairman take a couple of photos on his phone, but if this keeps up I'm going to end up as the neighbourhood's pornstar!
That would be wonderful, someone to take really god shot and maybe join in to~
Oh, don't worry. As mischievous as I might be, your secrets and videos are in safe hands. As fun as it is to tease you for your weaknesses and make you squirm, I'd bend over backwards to make sure your marriage is secure. After all, you do try *so* hard.
I really do you know! It's not as if I WANT to be such a lewd woman, spreading her legs for anyone who wants me! I just can't seem to help myself. It's so flattering.
The whole, "each child has a different father" thing might be cause for some embarrassment. And/or pride.
That's why i stick to women and simulated pregnancies, though i can definitely see how that would crush someone.
There's just something about the idea of a man impregnating you. It's so delightfully naughty.
Curvy, Messy hair, Big breasts/hips/ass The fun loving type, I have no attraction to men so I would probably les it out with other women, milfs, shemales, and futas, maybe even a trap or shota now and then Also I seriously need to write a sequel to My Masane Milfsuit.
You sound like a really fun milf too :3
I would enjoy the simulated pregnancies the suit allows, but natural insemination would be a kinds of fun. I would be a slutty ara araing milf, eager to relieve my hormonal urges with other milfs, perhaps a handsome young man or two.
I feel you the ara love is hard to contain.
I wouldn't mind sharing it with other milfs, and sharing it on camera makes me want to stay in my milf suit forever. Maybe find a mature girlfriend who could share handsome young men with, and of course other naughty mature ladies.
You can join the other anon and I's preggo milf suit vid's. it probably won't be hard to find a girlfriend like that
I love seeing milfs in tight one piece swimsuits, they're trying/"trying" to be modest, but it shows off everything. Much sexier than a bikini.
Who said anything about not enjoying the men? Just seems like more fun to have a milfy girlfriend to share the men with.
>If it continues like this the men in the neighbourhood are going to end up severely under sexed!
I could care less about the men, give me another MILF to les out with and/or a shota to "mother"
then come join my Lesbian fun time, we can bring a shota in as long as i get to breast feed him.
Oooh, breastfeeding a shota sounds like a lot of fun, make sure to keep him hydrated and well nourished ara~.
I will keep him hydrated, but I'd like to have some pregnant lesbian sex with you first :3 get me fired up for any shota you wanna try out.
It seems like any shota in the area will get pounced on more than the MILFs!
You've got to feel sorry for the faithful husbands. Living in a neighburhood full of women who jump on anything that moves and unable to indulge themselves. Poor things.
That bulge looks suspicious.
using a trip to identify each other easily?
I don't see why there would be. The /d/isparate housewives seem quite mellow. Must be all the sex.
Milfubuss, no question. It rolls off the tongue better.
Just remember, come on too strong and you'll traumatise the poor boys. Give a milf a shota and she's satisfied for a day. Get her to keep up the subtle flirting and 'accidental' wardrobe slips, and the local lads' milf fetishes will keep her coming for life. A few of the most perverted might even wake up one day with milfy bodies and backgrounds of their own.
Well, the histories of how each milf came to join the neighbourhood is a mystery. Bodyswaps might be a thing.
Dude, if I suddenly became a MILF, I'd just become the neighborhood cougar in spite of being fat. You know the younger virgins won't be able to resist a hot woman who wants their dick, and word would soon spread. They'd call me things like fat slut or horny cow, but like I'd care. That's the best part about open marriages after all~. Also, can we get a new thread rolling? I wanna talk more about this "arapocalypse"
Maybe getting pregnant while I'm at it. I have a pregnancy fetish, and being pregnant myself would be interesting...
>Get high tech MILF nanomachine bodysuit
>Bodysuit has unbirth option
>Find shota for some ara ara followed by unbirth
>If shota stays in there long enough bodysuit will turn him female and once she's "born" she'll quickly grow into another MILF also able to convert others into MILFs
would you /d/?
I can't let you die yet thread, I may not see another one of you for months.