Do you ever do anything to try and satisfy your fetishes in real life?
I've always been into having gigantic boobs all for myself (and love the idea of breast expansion), so I've gradually made larger and larger fake breasts out of balloons and warm water. I started fairly small with normal size balloons, but have gradually made my way up to much, much larger sizes like the picture I've posted.
I love the fake roundness while still being squishy like implants, especially with how heavy they are. I needed to make my own sports bra from a pair of spats to cover and accommodate their massive size and weight.
The only problem is a constant fear of them bursting, but it's usually pretty safe. The worst that's happened was that one sprang a leak, but didn't actually burst on me.
Does anyone do something similar? If not, post your own experiences with /d/ fetishes in real life e.g. Gaining weight yourself or getting someone else to.
I do the exact same thing with balloons and try to have a normal day while wearing them. I try on my clothes and look at how they get stretched more and more as I increase the amount of water inside the ballons
Hot as fuck.
Im a girl though.
Before and afters ples. That is hot.
I did this for a while when I was younger. Only when I had really intense sessions would I pop one. Typically they would burst in storage and I ruined a drawer I had.
The thing I was never able to do was fill up one of those massive balloons that kids use like a yo yo with a rubber band. Largest I went then was like small watermelon size. The bounce and weight got me off all the time. Still looking for those huge balloons though.
Use wet rice in tights, not sugar, or balloons filled with water.
When I was about 13 or 14 one of my friends had E cups already, and I wanted to give her bra a test run because I was totally flat.
We filled a pair of tights with wet rice, snipped the ends off, tied them up and let them dry out a little, and I wore them for the whole day and they looked totally legit.
was thinking about doing this but all i have been doing is pillow-under-shirt and just groping myself.
>5'7/120lb 25yo male
could you do it again like with the wet rice and stuff and take picture? never heard of seen anything like it.
but my top fetish is; giantess/shrinking
...but I have also done what you're describing. Back when I had my own apartment I had some secret hobbies.
Try those punching balloons that come with the large rubber band. Even for realistic sized fake boobs they work better as the rubber is thicker, stretchier, and stronger. Also they have a little nub at the end that look like the nipples the girl in your picture has.
I went as far as finding freakishly sized bras on ebay bids because they're so cheap and I never wanted to spend money on fetish stuff that I had to toss out when I finally got a new roommate.
I used to write stories on Deviant Art for breast expansion/weight gain.
I got self conscious one day and deleted everything, though. Sad, because one of the stories had something like 50k views.
>tfw all you want to do is sit around with giant fake water balloon boobies and buy some giant bras and female-form fitting stretchy clothes but are too afraid the people you live with will open your mail.
I really wish living alone wasn't so expensive. I could afford it, but it'd drastically cut into my ability to save and buy other things I want ;_;
Also, I'd probably get over it after awhile.
I wish fake butts the size of Pebbelz da Model or Vanity Wonder were easier to make. Almost impossible to use water or balloons for weight because they'd burst. I'd need to invest in some body-suit style material and some pantyhoes or something and fill them with rice or something else...
My biggest kinks are pregnancy and gender transformation. I love the idea of having boobs ever since I was younger. I've gone with filling up storage bags with water and taping them shut with athletic tapes and those work out really really well to be honest!
Then I graduated to some real breast forms I wear from time to time and even glue on. Gosh I love them. If it was more socially acceptable I'd get implants myself. But for now I'm taking some herbal supplements to try to grow them out, or at least get some added sensitivity.
As for pregnancy I dont know how to start that. One large balloon filled with water and strapped to me somehow? Something a bit more rigid like foam? if I had the cash I'd want to get a fake baby bump made out of silicon.
Boyfriend got me into lactation, now I have a breast pump and we're working on my hucow transformation
I have a vore fetish so I go to pet shops pretending to have a pet just to buy loads of huge crickets and worms and stuff to eat for myself. I sit at home swallowing them one by one, sucking them up slowly. I've said this before on this board but I go for walks in the woods after it rains. There's no one else around and I have the whole place to myself so I look for the creepy crawlies and slugs and stuff that come out to enjoy the rain and eat them too.
If I were female, I'd stuff myself silly every day.
Sadly, I can't.
I have a petrification fetish.
The only things I can do are:
- petrification photomanips
- freeze hypnosis (making people completely immobile and unaware of their surroundings, not acting, just pure hypnosis)
I'm decent at the first field (or so I think...), but I've not been able to do hypnosis in real life, so I have to settle for videos of people with a similar fetish.
I can provide examples of both, if anyone asks for them, but they're not hentai related, so I don't know if it belongs in this thread. /d/ has always stood for weird-ass fetishes, but their application in real life may not belong here.
Go ahead. This is 4chan, nobody cares.
You *are* a weirdo though.
Alright, here goes. When it rains, critters and creepy crawlies and things like to come out to enjoy the rain. Like snails and slugs and worms and stuff, so I eat them. I'm sure anyone who's ever seen me sit against a tree with a worm laid across my face as I try to use nothing but my tongue to get it into my mouth while fingering myself has ran a mile, so maybe I'm safe.
There was once a small frog I picked up, I put it in my mouth legs first and every time it wriggled to try and get free I sucked it into my mouth a little further. It was just small enough to swallow whole but it stretched my throat as it went down which turned me on. I like to sometimes see how many slugs I can fit into my mouth at once before I gulp them all together too.
Also, you know when people see a HUGE spider in their house, they freak out because spiders scare them and shit? Every time I climb into the shower or whatever and see one of them clinging to the curtain I poke it with my tongue until it climbs on, then I swallow them.
So yeah. You really think a psychiatrist is going to do anything other than pull their eyeballs out after I tell them this?
>You really think a psychiatrist is going to do anything other than pull their eyeballs out after I tell them this?
Honestly? I think they'd be fine with it. I told mine about my vore fetish while discussing depression. Depression occurs when you don't fulfill your desires enough. Obviously, he didn't encourage eating people. That's clearly wrong. But what you're doing? You're not hurting anyone and you are fulfilling you desires. Kudos to you.
Inanimate tf won't stop them from subconsciously moving. If they're tickled or somethhing they will probably react. However, with that in mind, you could always ask someome to watch a petrification hypnosis.
Damn, we are into the same things and have the same methods and caveats for them.
I think my size issue is more in comparisons though, because I can get off to just the concept of sizes. By which I mean comparing things, like a chick who is twice the size of another chick, and then thinking about how large the belly button would be, or how long an arm would be, etc.
Sometimes, very rarely, other living things do it for me. One time this summer I was sitting outside and a tiny-ass spider landed on my arm, dunno how or where, I assume it was a baby that floated in. Either way its tininess got me rock hard, and I immediately ran inside and jerked off (though not before trying and failing to scoop up the spider, place it on my erect dick, and awe at the size differences).
But it works for non-living things too, I once jerked it to a yardstick by thinking about conversions between units of measure. It was tough but doable.
any recs on who to buy from for this? It sounds hot as fuck
how do you find out if a girl has fetishes or even introduce yours to her? I could never share mine with anybody, my gfs have had to tear it out of me and were not very receptive.
this post might have turned me into a vore fetishist tbh
Im a vore fetishist who love futa... so no.
Ive tried T-girls and shemales, its just SO GODDAMN HARD to find one with a nice dick, and a really pretty face. Most of the really fem ones have tiny little girlcocks, and the monster dick generally have more masculine facial features.
Reading cures the itch for most /d/ things that can not resonably be done in real life. I've had some roleplay/cyber for incest an demon stuff before.
Everything else, I enjoy reading. The pictures are good for a quick fap... the act of forcing myself to visualize what an author has created really satisfies the /d/ cravings
>bigboobed dom asari because reasons
>tfw gunna hang-out and mostly bang a yandere in 2weeks.
>she is clingy crazy handcuff tier
my hand is mostly going to be in her pants or stuck there.
it is gunna be like one of those crazy hentais.
should i get a gopro and film it all?
>she has pictures and cam but is dumb as rocks about computers
Why? I'm self conscious, but I still write pregnancy stories. I may hate myself for it, but eh, people who don't like it shouldn't waste their time looking for it, or being on deviantart in general.
I sometimes simulate having breasts by rolling up a tank top to act as a bra, and putting other tank tops or socks as the breasts, it looks like shit but it works well enough for my fantasies, I like having that "weight", maybe I'll try water balloons too. I also sometimes put them on my butt too, but it rarely works well there, my hips too, it's a real shame.
I've done that sort of thing since I was at least like 12-13 when I first started fapping and got into TG. I'd then imagine having a vag by rubbing my dick while flaccid inside my pants, to complete the fantasy while reading a doujin or whatever. When I was younger I'd sort of roleplay a fantasy with myself, like wear my school uniform and act like I was changing in the middle of a class. I'd simulate skirt by wearing a large shirt around my waist and then rolling it up
I wonder what actual breast forms are like, I've been thinking about getting them, but they're probably shitty and overpriced since I never heard about them anywhere.
Damn, one of my biggest fetishes
Well, beyond fapping at statues (which I've never done) and getting erect seeing girls standing on bugs there's nothing that you can really do to sate a giantess fetish.
I haven't done anything for my other fetish, but it has crossed my mind to try and get some female friends/former gfs to work out with my fitgirl fetish in mind.
>have hypnosis fetish
>gf is okay with being hypnotized
Yeah, it works out. Also I draw hypnosis porn.
>Do you ever do anything to try and satisfy your fetishes in real life?
Yes but I have since given up. All I can really do is ask my girlfriend if shes into being dominate. Unfortunately from my life experiences dominate women do not exist in real life. I've dated 27 women. Way more if you count things lasting less than two weeks. Most of them got rather violent at the mere mention of me being the submissive one in the relationship. One even attacked me and tried to throw me out of my own house. The easiest I got was a confused look and a "That's fucked up life doesn't work that way. The man is supposed to be the bread winner and the one in charge." Before she left.
I've met a few dominate girls online well so they claim. But they always live so far away it may not even matter. Men are out of the question because I just am not attracted to them. They would have to be seriously trap mode and look completely like a girl. Asking for a dominate trap is even more laughable than asking for a dominate girl.
>Do you ever do anything to try and satisfy your fetishes in real life?
Material physics alone makes it impossible for "looking the part" in real life, but it's not like I don't have other similar but practical fetishes that could get the job done just as effectively.
Never saw the need to have this particular one outside drawings though.
I'm really into TG transformation, but I can't really do much with that now since I don't live alone anymore.
When I was younger I used to pull out old shorts and shirts that were too small so I could pretend I was a girl wearing tight, short shorts like misty from pokemon or something.
Years later I bought a couple of cheap halloween wigs from wal-mart and would wear them when looking at hentai in an attempt to increase the feeling of self-inserting as the female character. Like wearing a green wig while jerking it to gardevoir. Sometimes I'd pick out a character in an anime, put on the appropriate colored wig and then try to sync up to that character's lines and actions, so it'd be like I was "becoming" them.
I can't do most of that stuff no a days so I usually just use rpg maker or some other program to make little scenarios to jerk it to. In Artificial Academy 2 I had a class where most of the characters had both a male and female version.
I'm in a similar boat as OP- I'd love to have huge breasts, but I also don't want them gigantic forever. In fact, I'd love an array of inflatable assets- belly, butt, whatever!
I've fapped with beach balls under my clothes, and written some stuff, but now that I'm financially stable, I plan on buying a custom inflatable latex catsuit online in the next week. Nervous as fuck about it, it's a good chunk of change, but just the thought of being all round and full IRL is totally worth it. The hardest part now will be waiting for two months while it's tailor-made.
I don't share your fetish in the slightest, but you know what? I like that you're so open about it and I like you.
Could you explain what exactly turns you on though? I mean, I like deepthroating just as the next weird guy and I also enjoy swallowing grapes whole for fun from time to time... But I'd hardly be turned on by swallowing something living.. I think. You don't chew before swallowing, do you?
I'm into huge dicked futa, futa/femdom, generally submission, servicing couples and consentacles.
Last christmas, I bought the gf a feeldoe (strapless strapon). She didn't quite like it. Now I'm single and often fap while having a nice 22x5cm dildo up my ass. I'd really like to get dominated and pegged, but as things are now, I might invest in a huge dragon dildo.
I kinda want to get my face printed on a pair of briefs or make a special pocket pussy that looks like me and play through some inanimate tf scenarios with my BF... but he'd have to record himself using the objects or something, so I dunno.
I've done the same exact thing a few times, but the largest I've gone is a gallon per balloon.
As for texture goes, the best I could come up with was corn syrup in a thick-walled balloon, it has a certain squish that's much more satisfying than water.
Wait, wait, wait.
Do you mean you want to be the sub, or the homemaker? Because those *are* different things.
I can understand one being an extension of the other, don't get me wrong.
Both. I basically want to fulfill all the sterotypical "female" roles
>Keeps the house in order
>Raises the kids
Its just what I feel is right. Its where I feel at peace. Just doing laundry and cleaning up after my roomates is the best part of my day.
When it comes to Sexual things yes I also want to be the sub or bottom or catcher or whatever you use to describe the role. Its not even that I dont want to do the "fucking" I just want her in control. Shes the one leading and its obvious its about her more than about me. Its about pleasing her first then getting my own.
Past that I feel most comfortable with her making all the choices. Where to eat, what to do on the weekend, what kind of car to buy, excreta. I'll gladly give my opinions and state what I want but it just feels right when the final choice is hers to make.
Its hard to explain what I'm trying to convey. The best way to put it is the age old "Everything feels right in the world." I'm just content and happy in that role and living that lifestyle.
I get my boyfriend to stuff his pants a lot to make it look like he has a gigantic cock. Got him to be okay with going out in public like that too, and I'm not shy about telling people how humongous he is.
I'm into breast enlargement, lactation, and just having large breasts in general myself. I'm pretty focused on them. I've kept them lactating for almost a year now with good output and I've started massaging with flax seed oil.
>Typically they would burst in storage and I ruined a drawer I had.
Plastic storage containers.
>The thing I was never able to do was fill up one of those massive balloons that kids use like a yo yo with a rubber band...Still looking for those huge balloons though.
You mean those punch balloons? I've seen them randomly at drug stores.
I used those at first and then switched to using 12' balloons from party supply stores. Have held up well enough for me. Managed to pick up a pair of 36' through online.
Only problem is I can't find a bra large enough to hold them.
Another problem one I have is that I have a huge pregnancy fetish as well as breast feeding, but I really don't want kids. So as much as I'd love to get pregnant, it's not worth it for the 18+ year consequences.
White guys yes, vanilla..ehhh..ehhhhhhhh
I've been sorta looking for a part-time pet that likes a reverse prince to spoil them and take them to events.
I'm surprised at the amount of gigantic boob lovers though. Actually having huge boobs is a tiresome existance. I'm 38HH, and have to have my bras either custom-made or shipped from overseas. Like, not even the big-girl-grandma bras exist at that size here.
Poland has nice things though. So does the UK.
Last few years I've kind of ramped it up, I grew my hair out all the way down my back, got breast forms online and got a corset tailored locally. I think I want to get on hormones or herbs soon and eventually start pumping my breasts too, so I can grow my breasts bigger and find someone to drink my milk.
I want an 18 inch dick. I've never taken any steps toward that though.
It's 9 inches now, but that's just natural length. I've heard about injections, pumping, jelqing and shit but all of it sounds like it would ruin my dick and make it nearly unusable.
That's... kind of terrifying honestly. Then again I have a severe fear of all bugs and creepy crawlies so that's probably why. Hell, I'm even into vore... I just shudder at the thought of how sick eating one of those could make you.
That and I'm more into the being eaten than the eating ^^; I actually used to have a Jurassic park t-rex I'd shove my dick inside the mouth of.
Kristi Lovett. Real piece of shit. Her ex convinced her to get those nigger bubbles. Then her dumped her or something and she thinks she wants to get rid of them. I can't stand her because she has videos on youtube. She talks down about others and I've always tried to be one for tolerance, but not like those liberal double nigger faggots.
Well...... I dont really know. I love my mouth. I love putting things inside my mouth, I love licking people (it's okay, you're already disgusted), uhh, I love watching people eat, all sorts.
I guess it's the intimacy of it. I like to look at myself in thr mirror with my mouth open and my tongue out thinking to myself "Hundreds of small creatures died down there". The human urge to want to be close to someone else ends with being inside them, as in intercourse. A small part of someone's body moving in and out of the same area on someone else's. The next step up from that is ingesting the whole body of a living breathing organism and have it die inside you to then form the flesh of your own. I like to wonder what parts of these snails and stuff go where when the proteins and fats and things break down to cause mine to repair and grow. The saliva that the last thing was coated in before it met it's end was probably the bodily fluids of the one before it, stuff like that.
But just having these creatures in my mouth turns me on. The crickets and flying insects especially make a lot of effort to break free so you have them "flying" around inside your mouth. When I eat the bigger ones, a few times I'll really choke as they get stuck at the back of my mouth. I'll cough and splutter and my eyes will tear up, but that thing will be gone inside my stomach and the whole process of struggling to eat something while it's struggling to escape does all sorts of things to me....
It used to disgust me too. I used to put slugs in my mouth and want to throw up straight away, but the more you bear with it the less horrible it becomes. It actually turned me on too, I would gulp something down then shudder massively about how "slimy" it tasted, but now nothing. I know about how ill you can get from this stuff, but to be honest I dont care. I've been massively ill only a few times so maybe it's a little hyped up. It's still a risk, but it's "fun".
anterol, fenugreek, flax oil and sesame oil (though the latter more effective for ass growth)
when results start to slow down take a six month period of bovine ovary which boosts them like crazy though also leads to added weight elsewhere so isn't a worthy permanent treatment
>how to find if a girl has fetishes
be open about your own
>it's okay, you're already disgusted
Not really, honestly.
What's your opinion on same size vore and how would you live your fetish in a relationship, given that your partner is okay with it? Sorry if I ask so many questions, but you're really fascinating to me, in a good way.
Well, I've been with a girl before and I told her about it. She had a fetish of her own that involved neck biting so when it came to sex we would just chew on each other and stuff. It worked because I liked getting her wet with my saliva all over her face and she would do it back, then I'd gently bite into her neck and use my tongue there a bit.
The best part about having a fetish no one is even aware of is being able to play with it in public. A couple of examples..... One time we were both sitting on a sofa at my friends birthday party eating food from the bowls on the table (like biscuits and stuff, general party shit). I took the bowl away from her and fed her little things one at a time, and she went along with it, opening her mouth really slowly poking her tongue out each time then "accidentally" missing and taking my fingers too. Just thinking about it right now is making me feel funny.....
I was a weird kid at school too. When porn was banned and taboo I used to watch videos of animals eating each other whole while still alive on youtube, no one had the faintest clue I was getting off on it lol.
It's not really something you can practise in real life though. It's obviously not something that can be "ongoing" like sex a few times a week/day because when you're eaten, you die. Derp. That and the closest you can really get to eating someone whole is making out with them and being as sloppy and messy as you can get with it.
I've told one other girl I was seeing about it, but she didn't really give a shit about it and had no fetishes of her own. She didn't even use her tongue when we made out so I ditched her.
I've found a way to make breast forms that isn't prohibitively expensive, or prone to bursting.
Materials: Balloons, plastic garbage bags, plant watering granules (I use a brand called SoilMoist, picked it up in the gardening section at a Fred Meyer.)
1. Tie off the corners of the garbage bag - this is usually where leakage occurs.
2. Stick the garbage bag into the balloon. You may want to inflate the balloon, and/or stretch it a few times in multiple directions. Makes filling with water much easier.
3. Put a bit of granules into the garbage bag. It'll take some experimentation to find the proportion of water to granules to get the firmness you want. It goes a long way, though.
4. Fill the garbage bag with desired amount of water. Inflating the outer balloon from time to time will drop the inner bag down and give you more room for filling.
5. Let any air out of the bag, and then tie it off. Tying off close to the bulk of liquid will result in a firmer breast form; leaving some room (but still airless) will give it more softness. As long as there's no air, though, it won't make sloshy sounds.
6. Cut any excess plastic from the bag.
7. Tie off the balloon if you're happy with the size.
As you shake and knead the form, it'll ensure the granules absorb all the water. They'll seem very firm at first, but over time they will soften.
The granules eliminate both the audible sloshing of water, and the rustling of plastic.
I have a bunch of fetishes that are next to impossible in real life. Transformation, BE and inflation, Futa, hypnosis, oviposition, These are a bunch that I can actually get at least close too.
I'm gender fluid, meaning that I identify with either or both genders at any particular time, but physically male, so I've always kinda wanted to experiance things like real breasts and whatnot, so lately I've been making a fake pair out of 2 pairs of laytex gloves. I tie all fingers off in one, then put another into it and fill the inner one with lukewarm water, tying both off individually. The reason I use gloves is because it gives it a bit more realistic shape. So I put the 2 gloves into a bra and it gives a pretty good shape and weight to it.
It's pretty fortunate that my fiance is cool with/shares a bunch of my fetishes, so she's cool with me using a bra, also with using a strapon on me, as well as thinking these: https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/ovipositors?adult_confirm=true Are a good investment.
Other things are pretty easy. I listen to hypnosis files every now and then, some I've found to be really fucking good, though it was a long while before I found a someone who's style of recording I actually enjoy listening too. That scratches both my hypnosis AND tf kinks.
The inflation thing was a little of a brain scratcher, till I got myself a bard dragon toy with a cumtube. Experimented with it for a while. I wound up putting a condom on it, then used a hair tie to pinch the condom on just the head of the toy(rather than an elastic because it has sharper edges when pulled tight) then another condom over that. put it in, then started to fill it inside me more and more. Felt strange and a little uncomfortable, but really fucking good.
Oh, forgot one more thing, mummification. Thinking I'll buy/make myself a vacbed at some point in the future, though my fiancee says she's gana just grab a roll of plastic wrap and just go to town on me... I have mixed feelings about that...
well, I'm turned on by fighting/boxing/wresting in a competitive sexfighting manner with girls. Also, in a related note, I am also turned on by reinacting Corruption of Champions battles irl. Sadly, finding a woman who is into the same kinds of things is really difficult. However, I keep looking online, talking with girls and hoping that they are into the same things.
I look forward to the day where I'll have a slightly taller, just as strong as I am switch girl of my own who I can compete sexually with... the dream will never die <3
There's a Chinese company called LatexCatfish that specializes in latex wear. They're far cheaper than domestic brands because they're overseas. I've heard some bad reviews about their quality, and they copy designs from other brands, but I'm calling this first purchase a trial run- if it's as good as I hope it will be, I'll invest in a bigger/better one.
I'm planning on a leotard-style suit with inflatable breasts and belly so I can look super preggers. They've got plenty of fun things on their website though, see what tickles your fancy, anon- make an account to see the good stuff. (also if you wanna chat, lemme know! Srsly I'd love to discuss this stuff with someone. mountjadeeveeatgmaildotcom)
some times i bray like a donkey when no i think no one can hear because my fetish is turning into a donkey and fucking a girl who then turns into a donkey ....its fucking embarassing but that too turns me on.... so instead of asking a partner to play out this fetish with me because ....chances of me finding this girl are pretty slim
i instead fantisize during sex ... its the only way i can get off
gf pisses on me when ever i want her too
I saw a few pictures of a girl changing into a raptor and I understand now. What does it feel like to be hypnotized? What do you like about it?
There's a lot of boxing groups on fetish sites with girls, but I'm unsure of how reliable they are. Competitions of strength are always fun, though. How tall/strong are you?
Have you tried to get something simple custom-made here? Nimue's Latex does a good job and is fairly reasonable ( you should see the Utena jacket she put together!)
I'm a footfag.
Back in highschool, I was in marching band, and I had to go back to the band room because <section member> forgot her case and it started raining. I was alone so I got to sit for like 30 seconds and just smell my crushes (heavily worn due to marching) shoes. Nobody knew about it and nobody but /d/ knows to this day. Shit was cash, mang.
I'm 5'6 and just of average strength I guess. I can carry around two 5 gallon jugs of water with moderate effort. 3 would probably end up in a disaster though lol. why do you ask?
The only thing I worry about with 'fetish sites' is A) I'm not interested in 'session girls', inasmuch as I'm not interested in having sex with a hooker. B) I'd be worried about the girl being surrounded by internet white knights if she was a regular. Kinda like fetlife, sure there are girls there but they're not the type for any kind of monogamous relationship.
I'm really turned on by the idea of getting a girl pregnant. Like, the idea of cumming inside a girl and watching her swell up as my child grows inside her gets me hard as fuck.
Then add in that I find adult breastfeeding insanely arousing... oh man, if I could get a wife that would keep lactating for years after she had the baby just to breastfeed me (and maybe a girlfriend if she's into that), I'd die a happy, happy man.
>is into girls
Aw, what a shame, you sound like someone that would be fun to mess around with.
Anyways, thanks for taking the time and answering, I think I can get the whole vore stuff just a little more now. It's rather interesting and really not that disturbing, at least to me.
The beach is nice though! I recenty stayed at a Florida Hilton for work/beach related activities. I'd forgotten how nice it was, but wayyy to expensive and the food was terrible.
That's cute, hehe. I was just curious. It seems like really big guys don't really like wrestling, probably because they could easily win against an average girl, an girl-on-girl wrestling is never usually actual wrestling.
Yeah you'll get a lot of session girls, but most dominatrixes don't offer sex, and her fans will always be on her side of course. Maybe if you got into wrestling as a sport, you'd have better luck! You're at a size where a lot of girls could wrestle you.
I had not considered getting an inflatable suit that lets me look pregnant. It's not ideal because it's not the real thing, but it's still better than having to raise the kid.
Thank you for the idea <3
<laughs> well if you are a woman (like an actual born female woman... it's 4chan so i feel that question is fair) I'd enjoy making you eat those words :). (not to say that I wouldn't enjoy it if you actually could wrestle me to a standstill, or even beat me... maybe a ribbon would be nice lol)
Dude, I use the same material for the tits. If you are near a walmart or somewhere that sells shitty as seen on tv stuff, try one of these. You can remove the pads and fill the inside of the bra with the gel. Use zip ties or pipe cleaners or fucking sew to trap the gel where the tit should be. You can either fill wet or dry. the tits will be wet, but if you keep working at drying them, they won't get shit wet.
The best part is, you can take a shower with them on and have your breasts grow. The more gel, the bigger they can get and not be dripping.
The fetishes I'm working towards all fit neatly and work together. First, I want a chastity set. Thigh bands, Bra, posture collar, and belt. I wish I could bring myself to do enemas or catheter, but the idea is overwhelming at present, so a diaper will have to do. Over that, I would wear a tight catsuit and a hood, with a muzzle gag, hopefully with some kind of feeding tube. Next, I would wear sound cancelling earbuds with a microphone outside my outfit. I'd follow this with a gasmask. If I can get my hands on them, I'll wear a hobble skirt (shackling my ankles for good measure) and corset. Following my bondage, I'd wear an overhead abaya, gloves, Niqab, Burqa and locking heels.
The idea of this is that I could go out and be seen as an ordinary veiled woman. But the reason I like it is that I'm in a hot, sweaty, walking prison. I'm barely human, I'm a faceless, voiceless ghost. I can't pleasure myself, hear, speak, use the bathroom, shower, eat or (and, if my mask is good enough) breath without my master's approval. I'm conveniently insulated from the outside world, only experiences that which my master allows me. I have willingly relinquished my humanity.
Basically my problems.
Even if I could conceivably beat my housemates to the mail every single day I'm expecting something, I still wouldn't do it. Because I'm worried they'll go through any potential hiding spot for my toys. I've never given any of them a reason to do so, and they've never given me any indication they would, but it's still not a risk I'd take. I feel like for my fetishes I'd be outted, ostracized and possibly disowned. Would probably fucking ruin me in my family, even though my cousins have done things that are objectively way worse.
It's like letting someone lead you through a vivid dream. It helps to have a good imagination though as it's hard to get into it without being able to picture what's going on. It can be really intense too, I recall times when I was almost writhing with pleasure while listening.
Oh god, I remember you and your posts.
I wish I could've got to know you, your entire philosophy on everything was wonderful.
You talked about eating spiders in the shower.
>tfw i'll never feed you these things.
As a bit of an update, I've been keeping busy finding companies/cosplayers who design monstergirl like costumes, and have resigned myself to the fact that, should I ever find and marry a girl who is into the same things I am, I'll have to spend a good hunk of cash on said cosplay.
These are the sites I've been happy with so far:
I know it's not much but it's something to look forward to.
Also I had some ideas about a slime girl involving non newtonian fluids (like corn starch+water, etc) but I need to get pen to paper before making a fool of myself here :p
Your shit is great but not because 'eeew bugs' and all that, I like how raw you seem and I share these strange interests. You'd have to be stacking your shit high in smelly towersas monuments to space aliens to even move me.
Wanted to try giving you my email months ago but you were gone by the time I'd read it all.
>Dumping my email to talk to a predatory bug eating forest girl.
Thanks for the suggestion! It doesn't look like Nimue's does many inflatables though- I'll stick with the Catfish. Their other things are lovely though!
To add relevant content to this thread: I also love laying eggs/oviposition. As a femanon, I don't know why more girls aren't into it? The feeling of a smooth, cold, heavy egg sliding deep inside you, pushing your inner walls open, then sealing shut as it comes to a rest, to incubate... I have several different sizes and colours of stone eggs that I make use of- they're fun to look at and touch, and totally inconspicuous. I'd like to get a glow in the dark one next (though I'm not sure if they're actually stone or plastic) for nighttime fun.
Have you tried dating someone in a manger role. Someone maybe in upper management that micromanages maybe your speed. Shame my firmer boss is married, she'd probably fit your bill perfect
she doesn't even have to "Dom" in the traditional since. Just be in control.
Honestly I've never met any girls in management. I did try to find girls in competitive rolls like sports but again even though in public they were loud and in charge once the doors closed all trace of dominance disappeared. One a girl named Jessica who played college soccer was black in white. Outside she was definitely in control. She bossed everyone around and enjoyed it. But once we went to a private place like her house or mine all that dominance just evaporated and she turned into the stereotypical housewife that differed to me on everything. I would ask her a direct question and get "What ever you want" or she would just repeat the question back at me to see what I wanted.
After the last three who were all athletes especially Jessica I just gave up. I found "dominate" girls but nope didn't happen.
Yeah, I tried a few things. Sadly, none of my 3DPD fetishes are /d/ material. There's things I'd try with 3D and things I'd like to keep 2D. Armpit for example, I don't feel a thing IRL
Mostly I try Facesitting, Footstuff, WAM, Femdom and Tickling with my GF.
I'll write this one episode we had once. Not sure if anybody will apreciate it, but whatever.
My gf, let's call her Sarah, is this 5''10, short- haired tomboy I met back when we were on the same school, though she was a few grades under me. One day, Sarah came to my house because she came home early from school (while I'm 19, she's still 17). This particular day was hot as fuck much like pretty much everyday in my country. She came home kicking her shoes off at the front door. Now, school's kinda far from my house. Not far enough to need a bus, but not close enough that we only needed to cross two streets or so, which meant she was sweaty and when she came to sit on my bed, I could smell a really strong musk from her feet. That's not really important, I just thought at the time it was really damn sexy.
After about some time, we began getting frisky to the point were she said "Hey, I have an idea". She went back to the front door, and came back with both her long socks (Our school uniform was kinda like pic related, but obviously not as japanese. Just a white blouse, a skirt that's a little smaller than that and the long socks) and tied up my hands and used another one to cover my eyes.
She told me If I said another word I would face "consequences" as she put it. I asked what "consequence" and she slapped me across the face. Hard, but not "leave a red mark" hard. Just like girls generally hit somebody as a joke. I kept quiet after that and she proceed to pump me. When I was about to get close, I felt that she had released her hands from my dick. I yelled "wow, what the fuck" whithout thinking and she slapped me again, telling me "Didn't I told you to shut up?"
After that I heard her leaving the floor (Let me explain, I share a room with my brother, so we have this bunker bed, where I sleep on top. I had moved the mat to the floor so we didn't fucked up his bed) and sitting on the bottom bed. She pulled my hair and told me to open my mouth. She then shoved my face on her crotch and ordered me to lick it. Maybe she was really wet or it was all the sweating but she was really wet down there. I kept hearing her moaning, for some time while she kept pulling my hair when she told me to stop, released her grip and shoved me back on the floor (I was on my knees). After making out still with all the bindings and shit, she told me she would finish me off (Maybe this sounds creepy in english, I don't know. Sounded hot on my language) and I felt something soft landing on my face. Because of the smell, I could identify it was her feet. While she had her feet on my face, she moved her hands to my dick and kept jerking it. This time she went all the way through.
That was pretty much it. Pretty good day. Hope it was a nice read for somebody.
How are those? I love oviposition and have been interested in those for a long time, but I always put it aside until it slips my mind and forget about them. Being fucked while stuffed sounds simply amazing.
I love things like cum-inflation, gender TF and oviposition.
I don't do it often but I love to enema, I really like cum-inflation so I use a lot more water than I would normally and pump the warm water into me as I think about it being a fresh load of hot cum. I usually only enema to clean myself before I use my toy, but often there are times where It feels like I'll cum just from the warmth, it's so enveloping and perfect to feel.
I've also tried ice eggs once from my love of oviposition, It was really fun but I'd much rather use something like silicone as cold doesn't really mesh with the whole experience as well I find.
I'm really into gender TF, being a girl and having a vagina. I cannot be turned on at idea of being male or fucking things with a penis, it just doesn't work (I am male). So to play into that all of my masturbation sessions come down to me fingering my prostate externally via my perineum and pretending that it's my vagina. I rub the base of my urethra (where the cowper gland would be), in conjunction with that, usually thinking in my mind that the cowper would be my clit, and the prostate my cunt. It's hard to describe how amazing it feels, but it is just body-wrenching. I only want to apply more pressure but I'm afraid of hurting myself. That probably sounds weird and retarded, but you can see where I'm coming from with the mental dots even if the irony is gleaming.
I also write a lot.
Most of my fetishes aren't really practical IRL, apart from a minor slut/bimbo fetish.
From time to time, when I'm alone in the flat, I'll get up and spend half the morning on getting dolled up in the brightest over-the-top makeup and the sluttiest clothes I own (which isn't saying much) and spend the rest of the day indulging myself in one way or another.
As much as I try to copy the bimbo look, I'm pretty flat and boyish, though, so there's a limit to what I can do, and I don't want my partner to find out so can't invest in a real cheap slut outfit.
Aside from that and some bondage/fem dom stuff that we do in the bedroom, I've also got a pregnancy fetish. There's no way we can afford kids right now, so not something I can indulge yet.
You know what? More power to you.
So long as you're careful not to catch any kind of illnesses from doing it, then it's totally fine.
It might be a bit fucked up to most people, but it's kind of awesome in a strange way and if you're otherwise mentally sound it's cool.
Human diversity is incredible.
Well I can't really turn into a tentacle monster and or grow tentacles from my body that can impregnate others with eggs, but my other fetish is that I do like turning guys into cute traps and then into cute girls. Can't find any though.
This is /b/-tier painful honesty. I just exercised yesterday and I am rolling in pain from laughing this hard. I can respect the honesty of this.
The only part of this that really broke my heart was eating a frog, though. I love those little guys.
Well I do tend to prefer that animals don't get hurt, I don't really value the lives of crickets, worms, and spiders as much as dogs, cats and horses. Eat up and stay safe, anon.
As for talking with the therapist about it, there's a reason I don't mention my two tulpas to her. Just don't go Lector on us, okay?
>this is literally the ideal fetish of a partner for me.
It's a shame people aren't as open about their deep fetishes unless you're very close. You'll never be certain if that one friend your buddy introduced you to is the Master to your slave, etc. Kind of sucks but there's hope, right?
Im transitioning to female very slowly, I don't have much of a sex drive anymore but it's rewarding in its own right. I also do hypnosis occasionally.
Ha. I may be right in saying I nearly ended up killing myself once...
Basically one time (actually there's another but I'll explain when I get back) when I was about 15, I went fishing with a couple of friends. We were sat in kind of a triangle with both of them side by-side in front of me and me behind. Each time they'd catch something, they'd put it in a bucket. I picked up the bucket half-full of all these wriggling slimy things and there was the eel they caught earlier. Sitting silently behind them making sure they wouldn't hear, I picked it up and put it's head in my mouth. The stupid thing is, (if you've ever caught one you'll know) they produce a MASSIVE amount of mucous. Maybe as a way of slipping free from people like me or just to "lubricate" themselves as they swim, I dont know. But ironically and stupidly, it did it's swimming/wriggling motion and squeezed vilently down my throat. And the mucous actually helped me, not the eel lol.
It's easily the biggest thing I've ever eaten and also by far the most painful, because it writhed around in my gut for a good few minutes. It was REALLY weird, like having an alien chest-burster squirming in your abdomen before it pops out through your ribcage, it was that horribly satisfying.
I'll explain more when I'm back home though
I wish my cock was as large as my arm and my balls the size of cantaloupes. My balls filled to the brim with swirling cum ready to erupt. I want to tease and suck my massive throbbing cock's head until a literal ocean of cum shoots like a geyser from my tight urithera. I want to be drowning in pleasure as ever last drop of cum spews from my body in thick ropey loads covering everything around me then lay there gasping in the afterglow, beaming with joy over how incredible it felt.
I'm into stuffing, bloating, inflation and gas. Every so often when I'm really horny I'll blow myself up with an aquarium pump. The feeling of tautness is amazing, and letting all the air out at the end is euphoric (m'lady)
I'm lucky enough to have my girlfriend indulge my fetishes. I'll blow her up until she can't take anymore, then we'll fuck and she'll inadvertently be farting it all out the entire time. Day-to-day, she's super lady-like, so she'll get really embarrassed about it, which is super hot too. My favorite is when I'm doing her from behind and I can feel the vibrations from it on my dick.
Sometimes when we do anal, I get her really loosened up, then put my lips around her asshole, take a deep breath, and blow. Then when I put my dick back in her ass I can hear/feel the air escaping with every thrust. It feels way different than regular anal too!
Over the past year or so I've been getting more experimental, I got a T-connector for the tube that goes to the aquarium pump so we can have sex while we both inflate. When either one of us can't take it anymore I'll turn off the pump and attach the tube between us ass-to-ass and have her get on top of me. It's amazing to feel the air getting deeper and deeper inside of you with every tightening of her abdomen, and then release from you back into her when she relaxes. It's pretty funny, I feel like I'm literally acting out the "pooping back and forth forever" thing, but with farts. And holy shit- when she orgasms and everything tenses up for a moment, it's mind-blowing. It really adds a whole new sensory layer to the experience and we have mutual orgasms almost every time when we do this. Finally, sometimes we'll just leave the connecting tube inside us after sex. We can both finally relax and casually push the air back and forth into one another as we read, watch tv, and check our phones before we finally drift off to sleep.
I'm a tickling guy.
The good thing is that, among friends, you'd expect these kinds os plays somewhat often and, unless you're weird about it, they don't feel like you're creepy, it's just good fun.
Many times I would pin someone and tickle their sides/armpits so they would tell me something they wouldn't say. I get my kicks and the chick leaves laughing. Win, Win.
I just never, ever told anybody about it, because I'm afraid if they knew, people would be grossed out, with good reason too.
That feel when my fetishes are actually coming true after years of trying. I made friends with a pet recently who was totally up for the idea of changing her diet and exercise in order to make her more shapely, including bigger boobs and inducing lactation. Feels good.
she takes two pills ainterol everyday pretty sure... before that was taking another pueraria mirifica supplement but that didn't work as good
fenugreek about a tablespoon in water, take it like tea
sesame and flax seed oil honestly just squirt out as much as you like and go hard on the massaging
bovine ovary one pill a day. that shit is not to be messed with
massaging consistently, everyday, for twenty minutes, ten min each tit/cheek is the key. even without the above you would probably see (slow) results from just massaging alone
Not him, I'm person who posted an email, but I'd still like to talk to you, I know the chances are next to nothing because your/our worldview is pretty much 'everyone is shit.' I also live on the same island and used to do what you do, as a kid?
Kicking myself I didn't try in the last thread a long time ago.
Have you ever choked, like genuinely choked where you couldn't breathe? You always hear of like fatlords choking to death on just a chunk of chicken and you're sat here telling us you deepthroat natures slimy bounty without a problem.
Have people around you ever found out, as in, people you aren't sexually involved with?
I doubt people would give a fuck from this community but what kind of reactions did you pull out of normies in real life, like you said in the park that one time. What's been the best?
hi I'm >>6469405 and while I'm not at all into your thing, while I was reading your post something came to mind that I thought I should probably share in case others are lurking and into what you are.
If you're going to experiment with inflation, even with a low pressure pump, please make sure to set up a pressure release valve somewhere along the line that's set to a low PSI so you don't accidently rupture something inside due to a power surge overcharging your um.. fish compressor was it?... and having it run hot for a few seconds before burning out.
It would be really difficult to explain to the paramedics, and you don't want to end up a meme or something. I actually envy you that you found a girl who is into your particular fetish, and congratulate you as well. God willing you guys will be together forever, inflating well into your geriatric years lol.
I guess it's kind of a fetish. I enjoy pregnancy but what I've really wanted is a lot of children. always have since I was young. I have currently got 4 of my own and baking #5 but with each one it gets a little harder to convince my husband to keep going.
I am just hoping eventually he gives up trying to say no about it and just let's things happen. 5 isn't enough for me.
To be honest I dont really care to talk about myself too much, it gets boring. That, and I'm extremely apathetic about everything in general. Nothing personal.
Luckily I haven't actually been in a situation where I couldn't breathe at ALL, although there have been plenty of times where something has "gone down the wrong hole". (not like that lol)
The eel kinda killed itself because it forced it's way down my throat and was ultra slippery to start with, so that was that. If you've ever held an eel in real life you'll be surprised as to how strong they really are. I couldn't hold it still no matter how hard I tried. As for the other stuff, worms and beetles and things, I'm careful to not stuff my face with things that look like they might cause a problem. Slugs can be huge and still get swallowed easily because of their dumb shape but the things with legs usually get squashed slighty before they go, so yeah. The pressure you can get in your mouth from causing a vacuum (the same thing you'd do if you wanted to suck on something) is usually strong enough to just kill small things. Pretty brutal and messed up I know, but I love it.
Aside from telling people here, no one I know personally has found out in real life. There have been times where people taking walks in the woods with their dogs or whatever have "walked in on me" but they either dont have a clue what I'm up to or walk away scared after I stare them down. It's pretty funny.
>That, and I'm extremely apathetic about everything in general.
Yeah, well I like your brutal honesty, apathy and ability to scare the shit out of normies, and the fact you don't give a slight fuck about conventions and creepily describe in attractive detail your ability to swallow eels?
Don't really have any expectations of it, if it burns out, it burns out, but I'd like befriend you. You talked about how you don't really give a shit or do anything in a thread months ago, I know how it is but I'm gonna try m8. This shit is great and I want to be around it somehow. I'll come across as a faggot if I have to, I don't give a fuck.
How sick have you become from these? I know some types of slug carry a nasty brain parasite. What kind of illnesses have you had from this? What was the worst?
I started taking hormones and eventually got implants. Overall its meh, sometimes I love it and sometimes I hate it.
I want to be magically transformed into a morbidly obese, slovenly girl with a high libido and a chronic flatulence problem. It's been my ultimate fantasy for years.
I know I would probably start missing my toned male body really quickly and that just makes the fantasy even hotter because I have a thing for humiliation/embarassment and bad endings as well.
The only way I satisfy the desire irl is by writing captions and drawing, tho.
Pic by me
I think the brain parasite is mostly a scare, I've downed tons of these things and nothing yet. I'd say there's something like a 1 in 3 chance I get ill from doing this, but only a few times have I been so messed up that I could hold anything down for days. Even if this fetish causes me to become so ill that I get into serious complications I'd really rather not go to hospital about it. I've been sectioned before and I don't fancy it again.
I guess the worst was a couple of years ago when I first started going full-tilt on the whole carnivore thing, probably when my body had no defenses against this whatsoever. It was BAD. But yeah, everything turns out well in the end usually.
Not my fetish but I like your art style. Got any more?
The more you talk about this shit. I remember when I was a kid I'd sit by my neighbours pond for years eating bugs before frogs could get them, because I wanted to be a frog (Don't ask) and some kind of forest wildchild like in those bedtime stories, away from everyone. Both of those things became sexual later in life.
Family always wondered why I was getting days off school and shit for tummy bugs (probably literally right)
Doesn't matter, ended up a recluse anyway but I can't believe you haven't died yet, but then again society is so chickenshit about this kind of thing that we all forget our strength.
This kind of shit takes me back, though. Probably freaks you out but listening to you describe how you're consciously aware you want to feast on these things to make them part of you is strangely intimate.
Do you think you'll ever stop? Do you think this fetish of yours is relative to your way of seeing things?
Also atleast save my email and think it over incase you're ever bored?
Do you think you'll ever stop? Do you think this fetish of yours is relative to your way of seeing things?
If this fetish ever "leaves" me, sure, I'll stop. But as far as I'm aware this is a lifelong thing so I'll satisfy myself catering to it and this is the best way I know how. It works for me I guess.
Relative to my way of seeing things? I dont think these animals "mean" anything if you know what I mean. In the vast expanse of the universe with the entire human race living on less than a grain of sand in comparison, I'm just one thing and these creatures are the same. If you want to take it along the lines of religion, whatever perfect god that made humans in his image and likeness must be at least equally as weird, right? If there are no mistakes in creation and everything is happening exactly as it should (Buddhism?) then this is all "arranged" and meaningless in the sea of cosmic experience.
I just like to lie on my bed and poke the fuckers sloshing around in my stomach.
It's like you're experiencing something pure. You can't get more to the point than being an apex carnivore and eating whatever the fuck you want.
I think it's rad. What other fetishes do you have? Considering the creative bullshit sloshing around in your head to connect yourself to this experience you must have some other crossed wires in there somewhere, yeah?
How often do you even indulge in it? Do you wake up somedays and say 'I'm going to eat a bug?' Is there an animal or thing you dream of eating alive one day? Would you eat people, if it were possible in some fantasy world?
It's bad shit. Indian prostitutes take it to inflate their stomach and tits. I've seen a documentary on it somewhere, it'll give you cancer and shut your liver down and all sorts of shit, including fatty deformities.
That one couple take an extreme risk by regularly using it.
>What other fetishes do you have?
None other than I'm aware of, but I have a bunch of strange pseudo-kinks going on that I'm not even fully clued up on. I like it a lot when girls/women unknowingly rest their boobs on stuff/other people, I love bumping people too. Yup. I posted about the a few years ago, but something like playfully nudging people gets me going sometimes, stuff like that. There isn't a part of the body that I dont like either. If a girl wanted to smear her feet all over my face I'd love that more than most people or at least allow it in the first place.
>How often do you even indulge in it?
Going into the woods to eat slugs and stuff? Not very often actually, maybe once a month or something.
>Do you wake up somedays and say 'I'm going to eat a bug?
Kind of..... Just like how you'd decide what you want to do for the day a few minutes/ hours before you do it, it's the same thing. If I'm walking past a pet shop and I'm hungry sometimes I grab some "things" and snack on them in a public toilet nearby. Messed up I know, but whatever.
>Is there an animal or thing you dream of eating alive one day?
Ummm...... I would never go for anything with hair or fur, the slimy stuff is more my thing but I'd try a snake if I knew it wouldn't mess me up in some way. Fish are fun too, I just cant go for anything larger than a big goldfish or so.
>Would you eat people, if it were possible in some fantasy world?
There's a thread going on right now on this board about frog girls, if I could be something like that in real life that'd be perfect. The biggest let-down about being human is having a tiny mouth and throat in relation to the size of my body. Frogs and snakes and lizards and the like can choke on other animals half the size of them. I'd love that. I'm not too keen on eating people if I could, they dont seem interesting enough to swallow. If I did, I'd go for the types that I think deserve to die. It would be a big turn-on to have them scream and cry as they're getting the life squeezed out of them by a huge sticky tongue.....
>From time to time, when I'm alone in the flat, I'll get up and spend half the morning on getting dolled up in the brightest over-the-top makeup and the sluttiest clothes I own (which isn't saying much) and spend the rest of the day indulging myself in one way or another.
Sounds like me, but a bit different. Once I have my own space, I'm probably going to either try and work from home, or schedule an occasional day off where I can play a prisoner in my home. I think one of the best parts of any fetish is getting into character, and for me, it means putting on my restraints, either by myself or with someone else. Whenever I'm watching a bondage video, I like it a lot more when I can see the restraints being applied instead of them just cutting to the chase.
>All of this.
>And actually wants to be a monstrous frog girl.
>Then goes to to describe what they'd do with the power of it the same way I wrote something like a year ago in a MGQ thread about being a frog boy.
I got shat on for being edgy though. I can't really believe you exist but it makes sense too.
>I love bumping people too.
Surprisingly tame for someone with such a 'sinister' core fetish. What do you get out of that? And feet too, I share in that exactly, but to be submissive like that while dominant enough to go around consuming half the insect kingdom?
>I'll grab some "things"..
It's not even messed, not to me. I think it's attractive but then I'm fucked up all the same. The idea that you formed against all programming to do the opposite and be the opposite is something. You point out that you're messed up or whatever, did you get a lot of shit as a kid?
I thought it'd be something like that because of the intense description of the eel thing, it seems like you enjoyed every bit of that.
Surprised to actually read fish as a thing. Any stories apart from eel?
I guess the "sub-fetishes" I have are just an off-shoot of me being co-operative and not too bothered by what other people want. Sex seems boring as shit if all you're gonna do is plug a few holes for 20 minutes and call it a day.
I got bullied as a kid because I thought it was great fun to shock the other kids at school. It never occoured to me that it would backfire lol. My fun was their torture I guess. I love messing with people that are just scared of everything, and young people are a riot.....haha
As for other stories, I've mostly covered the general parts. A few months ago back when it was hot during the summer I'd have a window open to (try) keep cool but the light attracted tons of moths and flies and stuff from the river near where I live. They're no fun because they're tiny and buzz off as soon as you get near them, but the daddy longlegs would fly around my room so I'd grab them and stuff them in my mouth. It was like they actually wanted to die, the number that came in.
I went for a walk a while ago too, to my surprise there were tiny lizards in the long grass (seems dumb but I've never seen them before, they were about 2 inches long) basking in the sun or something. I only managed to get one because they're pricks and run away, but that guy went down the hatch straight away.
About..... I dunno, 6 months ago or something one of the guys I live with knocked on my bedroom door because he was scared of a MASSIVE house spider sitting on top of his kitchen cupboard. I'm not sure if he expected me to get rid of it for him or what, but I gently let it crawl onto my hand as he was watching in fear only to turn around and stuff it violently into my mouth in the most comically disgusting way possible. He nearly screamed in shock and I just stood there like a retard laughing, it was pretty funny
So what does it all mean for you? Are you studying some insect related? I can't really imagine you'd end up living a bread and butter standard life under the kind of philosophy I've seen you talk about here?
Yeah, really, there's a lot of places you can go with the sensation of sexual things, like being able to interface with your own imagination. You can be whatever you want and inject eroticism into anything, any shape or size or texture and every fantasy made up of them. But instead people would rather grease up and fuck piggystyle for 9 minutes and make a lifetime of drama out of it.
I think that's cool that you were the strange kid, from another strange kid. Play it up more, scare the normies.
You'd probably be useful as fuck to have around a house considering you'd keep the flies away and want to fuck becase of it. Laughing at you but it's also great stuff.
Those were probably newts, I haven't seen those since I was a kid. Does the blood and guts add to it when you eat those things? I remember recounting your frog adventure being nasty, but is it just the struggle or the actual mess?
How is your dental health even? I bet it's stellar somehow, as strange shit like this always turns out. Eating all that dank swamp shit probably left you with a strangely clean throat of death.
I'd go dig around for more of those things and feed them to you in amazement, that shit would be like one of those stories where your friend has special powers, man. Or like talking loudly in the pet shop, rating creatures by taste so the keeper can hear.
What kind of shit did you pull at school to scare people?
It doesnt actually mean anything outside of pleasing myself. Just like you grab your dick when you have some time to yourself, I deepthroat leeches and worms. But yeah, philosophy isn't exactly something you can make a living on because everyone has their own and there aren't really job requirements for them. I dunno.
I dont think I've mentioned this so far, but I'm sure you're aware that there are 2 types of vore, "hard" and "soft". The hard stuff just doesn't do it for me at all, I just dont dont get off on the blood and limbs and bodily fluids making a mess of it all. The "soft" side is what I'm into, I dont know why I like it exactly but having something alive and kicking on the way down to squirm around in a stomach is half the fun of it. If something had already been torn to pieces then it's pretty pointless. I dont know exactly, but having a whole animal inside the mouth of another or at least some other creature to meet it's end in a non-physically traumatic way (as in not being smashed to a pulp or crushed, etc) is really "comforting". It's peaceful and horrifying at the same time. I cant really describe it, in the same way you get off on looking at a vagina, I take a liking to the whole of someone's mouth and stomach, inside and out. Necks, chest, navel, all of it. Lips are by far the most erotic to me, but I think a lot of people get that, just in a vanilla kind of way. The thing with the frog was something different I guess. I was probably in a bad mood at the time in order to do that.
My teeth aren't that great, they're a yellowy-orange colour but I brush them once a day. It's not a bother to me if they all fall out to be honest, I dont like them.
At school I would tell the kids stupid stories about how you can buy human embryos on the internet (I wanted to see how gullible they were, turns out they're all idiots) and at one point I decided to scare the girl sitting next to me by putting a used tampon I found on the floor in my mouth.
It just depends on how much gel you use. Unfortunately, I don't remember the ratios I used last, but I took a shower in them and went from a B cup to over a D. If there was more gel I probable could've gotten bigger.
Nah, I get it, I mean what does being the odd one out entail for you in life? It's hard to imagine like a store clerk just signing out for the day, walking into a forest and eating worms.
I'm aware though, I'm asking questions like someone who hasn't been on the internet for years smacking the sausage to all sorts of strange mess.
I share the same interest, one of my earliest fapping memories was some character with a soft extending, opening tail that could absorb and eat prey, and she'd go around eating her enemies with it. It's the whole absorption into a greater whole that does it for me along with the just.. lips/mouth and throat are the face vagina.
Lol, I would tell kids at school that there was a cursed cat buried on the playfield and it sent them all to dig it up while the girls of the class started wailing about how people will die, crocodile tears everywhere. Eventually got outcasted for that kind of shit though. It's funny, you probably couldn't back when you were young but I bet you can now.
Explain how your mood transforms your desires though? That's interesting.
At one hand you seem very gentle and grounded, but then vengeful and disdaining.
I just dont have many friends in real life, that's all. Not because of my fetish (I'm cool with it myself but I dont let people know because I dont like the negative attention) but because I'm so lazy and uncaring. I cant be bothered to make friends. I'm pretty sold on the idea that I have something called schizoid personality disorder. I enjoy my own company as much as other people's and in today's society that's seen as abnormal. Beats me, because I love the tranquility of my own thoughts and the peace and quiet of having no one around. I delibrately botch my sleeping pattern so I can sleep during the day and take walks at night in the woods and stuff.
As for being chilled out and evil at the same time, it's just another symptom of apathy. Although I have the capacity for great empathy and generosity as well as extreme callousness and spite, I wouldn't describe myself as a "good" or "bad" person either way. I'm just me, and I think people aren't just the things they say and do.
Yeah, the same.
I likely have that too, getting checked for it next month + APD, except it makes it seem unlikely in this instance since I'm pushing the contact so hard I guess.
Suppose I know you prefer swimming in vagina and I still want to be friends, though, just saying it isn't on a burst of thirst. It's like reading my own shit except I'd completely, absolutely given up on people. The stories are hnnngf as fuck though.
Did the same to my sleeping patterns, I'm like 14:00 to 6:00 right now and I do exactly the same every Thursday, since all the normies aren't roaming pre-drinking night.
Have you ever considered doing what you do for money? Surely being the internets eel eating ho has crossed your mind considering it would fund your solitude?
Yeah, I'm also on them. What did you get sectioned for? I remember you saying.
Suppose all us kids who made up stories at school end up eating bugs and collecting benefits.
I bet you'd be a blast to go fishing with. Turn around and all the fish are gone. And the bait. And anyone who isn't a decent human being.
I know this probably isn't /d/ tier as far as fetishes go, but I've really got a thing for japanese maids... like you see at the maid caf├йs. Not the fact that they're japanese, but just the idea of a completely cute, sweet, and servile girl who adores me so much she wants to serve me in any way she possibly can. I know I'll never find a woman like this with the feminist culture in america, but it's truly my fantasy/dream/goal in life to marry a girl like this who would be into my other fetish things as well.
You remind me of that guy who microwaves used diapers and wears them for days.
Come to think of it, last I heard he'd been diagnosed with cancer or something.
So... You know. Here's hoping!
I legit thought that picture was Jeff the Killer peeking through that hole in the wall... fuck that shit sideways... I honestly don't know if knowing that's an owl helps, though... The more I think about that owl just sort of peeking through that wall, the more it creeps me the fuck out. That, and it's almost midnight here.
>Fuck that owl so hard
Sorry if this is meaningless rabble, I'm tired and that picture doesn't help anything.
If I had one, sure. I guess I could always find one or something like it at a pet shop some time...... Actually I might try that today.......
It squirmed quite strongly for about 5 minutes (kind of like having really bad indigestion or something) then died down and stopped. Aside from that, I had a bit of pain for a few hours after. What still makes me laugh is that the two guys that caught the thing never found out I ate it lol. I was sitting with the bucket behind them while they were happily chatting away and at one point they turned around to see what I was whimpering about, holding my stomach and screwing my face up. Then when it was time to take what they caught back to the apartment, they noticed that the eel wasnt there and couldn't think why.....lol
So mines pretty impossible and I don't know if any of you guys seen or heard of the body jack series? Because it's very related to that. So my odd fetish is Body hopping or just the ability to posses which is already impossible, but the idea was that I would run an anonymous message system where people could request for me to posses certain woman preferable thick or plus size but I'll do any size and make video or photos of them naked or doing something lewd and send it to the requester. Want to see Nadine Jansen doing a private strip tease for you? you got it. Want to see that girl with the big hips and fat ass jill off to eternity? you got it buddy. Want to have a private video of your pregnant neighbor with swollen tits milking herself followed by a pov masturbation scene you got it buddy but that might take awhile. The original idea was to charge money for these requests but screw that it sucks the fun out of it.
Well OP, your fetish is also my fetish. But after having balloons explode on me one too many times, I went ahead and made more believable and durable fake boobs. Silicone rubber is your friend.
Also, I draw porn.
Good timing OP, I share the same fetish. I have a family free weekend coming up so IтАЩm actually looking for some creative ideas.
For the longest time IтАЩve loved to stuff water balloon boobs under a shirt. The squishiness, the weight, the tightness. I love huge boobs and I love BE, whenever I get the chance to screw around with this stuff I love to imagine myself as the women in BE doujin.
When I was younger I use to stuff air balloons in my shirt and enjoy the feeling. One day when I was younger I dug around in my parents storage room and found some common 11тАЭ birthday balloons. I filled them in the sink about the size of mini-basketballs as I was scared of them bursting. Laid out an old T-shirt I had face down on the ground, then carefully transferred the two balloons into the shirt. I then climbed into the shirt, squeezing my head past the boobs and it made me rock hard. The tightness and friction from the rubber on my skin held them in place so I could walk around. I hopped on my computer and found some doujin where the woman had similar sized boobs. I never came so hard.
I did this a few more times, each time getting riskier with how full I made the balloons. Eventually I was filling the balloons so full they were tricky to get out of the sink, even trickier to stuff into the shirt, and too heavy for me to stand up. Crawling into the shirt became even more erotic as it took more effort to squeeze past the giant boobs that stretched my shirts tight just by themselves. Since I couldnтАЩt stand up without them falling out, IтАЩd flip over on my back and let their weight jiggle on top of me. Got me hard as diamonds.
I actually took a break from it for a while as I had one burst while transferring it, dumping 2-3 gallons of water all over the living room carpet. That was a hard one to lie out of when my Mom and Dad came home.
After a while I wanted more, so I checked out the supermarket one day and sure enough they had 16тАЭ Jumbo Balloons. I knew this would be a challenge as I could barely fill, handle and stuff the full 11тАЭ balloons. Because I was scared about the mess one of these would make if it burst, I ended up waiting for a day I knew my whole family would be out. I dragged the garden hose from outside in through the back door and into the bathroom. From there I laid another T-Shirt face down in the bathtub and started to fill the balloons from within the shirt. I got incredibly turned on watching the shirt fabric fill with the volume of the balloons, bigger than IтАЩd ever seen before. They got so large they had nowhere else to go and ended up filling the entirety of the shirt, all the way down to the bottom. The next step was how I was going to get into this thing. I crawled into the bathtub and started by squeezing my arms up and into the arm holes. I think poked my head in the bottom and slowly started rocking back and forth, each wave would inch me a little further in. It was so incredibly tight around my face and chest. It took almost 15 full minutes but I finally got my head through the hole at the top. I pulled the rest of the shirt down my back and then just laid there, suspended in the air by these monster boobs and rock hard. Next I attempted to flip on my back, which took a bit of effort but I pulled it off. The sides of the bathtub prevented the boobs from falling to the sides, so all of their big, squishy, heavy weight was on me. Every time I moved they would sway with incredible force. I just laid there and fapped and didnтАЩt last more than 2 minutes.
I grew up, I moved out of my parents, but this still turns me on.
I wanted more. I looked up online if you could special order bigger balloons and sure enough they come in sizes like 24тАЭ, 36тАЭ, 48тАЭ and even 75". I ordered some 48тАЭ from a specialty site as going higher was too expensive. I couldnтАЩt believe they made latex balloons that big, and in the 2 weeks shipping time I would get hard just thinking about it. It was hard to fathom what it would even be like. 48тАЭ balloons are wider than a doorway, and I was going to attempt making a ginormous set of heavy water balloon tits out of them. They finally arrived and my god, they were bigger DEFLATED than my 16тАЭ ones were full! I was going to make a set of fake tits so large I couldnтАЩt move!
I knew there was no way, even with the largest T-Shirt I could buy that IтАЩd be able to maneuver and cram two of them into a T-Shirt. I learned from the 16тАЭ ones that once they get to a certain weight the amount of force you need to push on them for movement will pop them. So I thought lets kick this up a notch and make it a true BE fantasy, IтАЩll inflate them inside the shirt while IтАЩm wearing it. I bought a hose splitter and two 3 ft sections of hose. I decided to do this in the garage because if something went wrong that much water in the house would be catastrophic. I again pulled the garden hose into the garage and draped it from spare tool hook we had on the wall. I then attached two of the mammoth 48тАЭ balloons to each section of hose with some rubber bands so they wouldnтАЩt come loose. I bought a 3XL T-shirt and put it on, first laughing at how huge it was on me but then getting turned with the idea of all that extra space being stretched tight. I then put a ton of towels down on the floor to make a comfy spot and slouched against the wall. I draped the two hose ends over my shoulders and down through the neck of my shirt.
I took a deep breath and then slowly turned on the water. Immediately I could feel the force of the water rushing in and becoming heavy on my chest. Once the boobs were larger than beach balls I turned the hose valve to full, took my hands away and thought тАЬletтАЩs just see where this goesтАЭ. I lubed up and slowly fapped while these already enormous boobs grew on my chest. Bigger, bigger, bigger still and they showed no sign of bursting. The 3XL shirt I had bought started to get really tight when the boobs were about the size of exercise balls but we were far from done. I just let it continue and I had to stop from fapping several times so I didnтАЩt climax before this got even better. I could feel the balloons running out of spaces to go so they started to push around my sides and encapsulate my dick. At that point I simply wrapped my arms around these monsters and squeezed as tight as I could, thrusting my hips and giving myself an indescribable tit job. I came harder than I ever have in my life.
The only sucky part is that because they had gotten so heavy, I could not lift myself off the ground to reach the shut off valve. I had to pop one of them to get out, which soaked me but luckily all trickled out the garage door as planned.
So I have a few more of these 42тАЭ balloons and want to experiment. IтАЩm trying to think of ways I could do the same inflation method and yet keep them in place so I could move around. Maybe some elastic or spandex type top? Create a makeshift bra out of some sheets or something? Obviously I donтАЩt think I could go AS large as I did last time but it sounds super hot to get them to ridiculous proportions, then just squeeze a normal T-Shirt over them and walk around the house like normal. Ideas?
Well, the main problem you'll run into is definitely how heavy they are. A good bra will distribute it the weight to your back. A not-so-good bra will put all that weight on your shoulders. A 400 cc saline implant weighs almost a pound. Beshine's boobs are about 10,000 cc's, and hers weigh about 20 pounds each. A 42" water balloon comes out to about 640,000 cc's, so... that's around 2,600 pounds of fake boob for both of them combined. You'd need a bra reinforced with suspension cables and steel beams to manage anything that heavy.
You either need to fill them with something less heavy, make them less big, or settle for being immobile, but if it helps you might want to look into a corset or waist cincher or something similar if you're considering a /d/ sized bust. A tight stretchy top with a loose one over that and tucked into something sturdy can take some of the weight off of your body. But only some.
artist is toudori
Also keep in mind, they're only latex balloons. With enough weight and surface tension, they will pop just like any other balloons would.
That said though, I don't know how nosy the people you live with (if any) are, but would making more permanent breast forms be a possibility? It might be a bit expensive, but filling those balloons with some kind of super absorbent polymer could give you huge boobs you wouldn't have to worry about cleaning up if one happens to get loose. Then all you need is a place to keep them.
And besides, you'll save plenty on your water bill. :P
feederism is easy
just get a girlfriend
live together on minimum wage
and there you go
encouraging people to be lazy and eat garbage isnt hard
she never needs to know you have a fetish for it
Not a "story" exactly, since I've done too many things with water balloon boobs to count, but when I was younger I used to fill balloons up to about watermelon size. I'd walk around my house a bit, look at myself in the mirror, squeeze them, all of "the usual stuff" I guess you could say. I thought about fapping or fucking them eventually, but honestly I was still learning that that was a thing at the time, and add to that having a couple leaks/explosions I'd pretty much given up on using flimsy water balloons by the time it turned into a sexual thing.
I tried to fill other things with water though - soccer ball bladders and 24" beach balls mostly - and invested in a couple larger bras to hold whatever I was using up. I got pretty dedicated to making bigger, more durable fake boobs. Over time though, I grew less and less interested in getting larger myself and more and more interested in making others grow. And that's how I got into BE.
Sooo anyways, to make a long story short, it's gone from a passing interest to a fetish to more of a lifestyle now. I bought a few of, literally, "The World's Largest Bra" and reinforced them with thick elastic bands, padding, and stronger shoulder straps than what they came with. At the most, they'll hold up to a 72" bust with a little bit of extra room. My own are as big as honeydew melons. The boobs I'm laying on are giant, jiggly, and 78 inches around. From testing the limits on the materials we've been working with though, they should be able handle way, WAY more - 234" just counting the rig's limits and up to 378" if I can find a way to fill it. But we'll have to see, /d/. The current boobs weigh 40 pounds empty and as much as I love BE I don't want my gf to be completely immobile. And I need to find a silicone rubber sealant to use water. Also, bras aren't cheap.
If you want a sexy story though, we have been out in public with the fake boobs pretty often though. Lots of stares and double takes, naturally.
I married a girl with G cups, so I'm good
Well not long after telling her about and getting her involved with my huge boobs and breast expansion kinks, I'd taken her out so we could go shopping. There was no way she was going to be able to squeeze into any of her size small tops obviously, and to keeep her balanced (and because butt expansion :P) I made a matching rig to make her butt and hips much larger too. Not exactly a perfect match mind you though - her boobs still easily looked way bigger - but even I underestimated how wide her lower half had gotten and the XXL jeans I had gotten for her the day before refused to come up over the last couple inches of her now 52" hips. So, after throwing the largest large T-shirt I could find over her massive bust and making sure it came down far enough to keep her moderately covered, we went out to look for some new clothes that did fit.
The first place we stopped at was Walmart. Naturally, we figured 'big box store, they should - "should" - have everything.' It's Walmart, after all.
Nope. Not even close.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, maybe) the one closest to us isn't a supercenter and only has a large selection of girl's and junior's clothes, some women's clothes, and no plus sized department. But since we were there, and since half of the fun of going out was seeing what didn't fit, we went and looked around anyways. Needless to say, the few other shoppers we ran into were a bit stunned. As big as my own boobs were, hers were... beyond impressive. Her fat, nearly beachball sized breasts jiggled and swung heavily with every step she took down the aisles. Even with my best efforts to make the strongest bra I could for them, under their shifting weight the fabric, elastic and boning audibly stretched and creaked constantly like a poorly maintained suspension bridge. Several women looked on, a mixture of confusion, concern and... something else.
After a while, we had picked out a couple tops to try on - a few XL shirts from the junior's section (they might fit, we thought), more jeans (which we only found in XXL), a bikini top (which was well beyond too small), and a couple of XL shelf camis for extra support. The cami tanktops weren't something we had planned on getting, but after seeing how little her bra managed to keep her in place AND how I needed to help her up after she bent down to look at them, we more or less figured she needed it. Wearing two of them over her bra should be enough, we thought. Oh how wrong we were.
So after joking around a bit in the lingerie aisle, making a couple kids' jaws dropping dumbfoundedly that boobs could even be that big, and pretending to be upset that they didn't carry bras in "her size," we went to the fitting room. The girl working there gave us - mostly my girlfriend's tits - a "...really?" look before shaking her head and waving us to an empty fitting room.
The extra large junior's T-shirts we somehow presumed she could squeeze into? Well, they DID fit. Eventually. But with her monster sized rack stretching them beyond what they were meant to contain, they fit more like crop tops than T-shirts. Most of them couldn't even fully cover her chest though, exposing the entire bottom half of her bra cups and occasionally quite a bit of boob when she stretched or moved. The jeans fit as well as they could have. The bikini top - a size 11-13 - wasn't even wide enough to fit across the front of her heavy chest, so we didn't buy it. And as for the shelf camis? We were able to get them on with a lot of effort, but two of them seemed to hold her in slightly better. Again, or so we thought.
We walked to the checkout, bought the things we could pull over her massive tits and went to to the thrift store nearby, her boobs heaving and jiggling heavily in their newly reinforced fabric prison. They had clothes big enough to fit there, they always have, but not anything particularly appealing. So from there we caught a bus out to the mall. The buses around here are generally pretty empty, so there weren't too many onlookers on the ride there. A few longer glances than usual, but everyone soon returned to their phones, PDAs, and other devices.
The mall was also surprisingly calm at the sight of a woman with record breaking boobs. The women at Victoria's Secret looked on in what could only be described as abject horror as I walked - and my girlfriend bounced - past, probably hoping and praying that such an overly top-heavy woman wasn't going to need a bra or a measurement from them any time soon. As tempting as teasing the employees there sounded, we decided not to. We went to Hot Topic and Spencers and got a hoodie there - a small though, and to this day she's never managed to zip it up since her oversized tits end about at her waist. After a bit more window shopping, we stopped for a bite to eat. The lady working at the mandatory asian-restaurant-at-the-mall offered us some free samples, and told my girlfriend that her boobs were "very big" and "very nice." She asked in broken english if they were heavy, if she was happy with them, and some other small talk, but we ended up going elsewhere for lunch.
And that's when it finally happened.
We just got out of the mall when the loudest ripping of fabric I'd ever heard broke the air. Her titanic tits quickly sank several inches in her shirt as not one, but both of the tanktops we assumed would hold her extra weight tore off of her. Both sets of shoulder straps had come undone, the stitching tearing out of them and where they had attached in the front had ripped clean off. The shelf bras inside had several holes in it from where it had been stretched underneath them, and even the elastic front of the outer tanktop had begun to unravel. I reasoned she might have breathed a little deeper than the camis could handle, puffing herself out enough that the combined weight and pressure finally made them explode. The resulting shift in weight made her lose her balance a little, I reached out to steady her, and we made our way to an old business park that had been empty for years to discreetly change her clothes. Why not a restroom? Well, we tried, but finding one big enough was a bit of a challenge.
So, having hopefully squished her into a skin tight "crop top" without anyone having seen her enormous jugs, we had lunch at McDonalds. I usually end up sitting in one of the booths, so that was the first thought that came to mind. When we tried to though, we realized that her boobs - which stuck out nearly a foot in front of her - weren't going to fit behind the table, and with the space left over I could barely squeeze in next to her with mine. So we opted for chairs instead, ate, and caught the bus home.
Well once we were home of course we were both more than a little horny, so we did release a bit of sexual tension when we got back. With her tits the size and weight that they were - so heavy that they practically seeped through and over her arms - trying to titfuck her normally was simply out of the question. So she took her bra off, pulled the shirt back down enough to hold her mammoth mammaries in place but just enough to leave a sufficient amount of underboob, laid down on her back and I titfucked her for hours, cumming hard again and again in her extremely deep cleavage before pulling myself out and finishing things off with a rather messy blowjob.
She left the several loads I'd coated her cleavage with between her massive, sticky, sweaty boobs for the rest of the day. I don't think I've ever came that much.
>I became a bioloigist
Yeah, that would have been cool too, but I want cowgirls in my lifetime dammit!
I do want to make an udder though, cause goodness knows bad dragon isn't going to.
A skinny submissive who shares my expansion and size fetishes. But yeah, sure, I guess we can go with that.
The curves are as fake as OP's balloon boobs, she's just a good sport as far as playing along.
As a male i've been interested in attempting male lactation...
I'd settle for nipple enlargement though.
I was thinking of getting an electric breast pump and pumping a couple hours every day. Heard its the best way to induce nipple growth but I probably need to do more research