Previous thread: >>6459217
Drawfags and writefags alike
welcome, or if you just want to help create some companion characters for /d/emona to... "interact" with.
This time: Let's come up with some sexy /d/-tan party games! (And more /d/emona too, please!)
Well, let's be hopeful that we'll get the same level of quality posts we got last thread.
So at the end of last thread, we were coming up with that looked like a /d/ edition of Cards against Humanity.
Anyone have a clever name for it?
>all meta-board content being evac'd on some kind of flying vehicle.
>helicopter, dropship, flying dick, up to you.
>destination unknown (implied logos on bird /mlp/, /aco/, /qa/, tg/, or even /b/)
>implication content will live on and never die
just something for posterity when this all blows over.
also, the rest of the site has your back /d/
Black card ideas:
White card ideas:
There's a deck of black cards with questions or lines with blanks in them, and a deck of white cards with /d/ fetishes or other /d/ things written on them.
Each player starts with 10 white cards and take turns reading black cards for the other players to submit a white card response to.
The player who is reading the black card for that round picks whichever white card they feel is the funniest/best fit for the black card and the player who submitted that white card gets that black card.
First player to get 5 black cards wins.
I'm fine with her appearing in more stories.
There isn't really a lot of it.
There's this one from last thread
Which >>6490974 probably wrote.
But I think we should keep them more /d/-centric.
Oh, and another white card idea:
-Barbershop quartet dildo delivery service
I need to track down that screencap.
>Onahole Jazz Performer
>Sex Swing Trapese Artists
>Gag Ball Throat Singer
I think we're onto something, here.
I like the idea of Deelette - an innocent child whom Demona shelters from the deviant things in her world as best as the mother can. There's lots of heartwarming moments and comedic bikinis that can come of it.
I'm guessing Demona wears the pants in the relationship? And is she still in good terms with Colette, after everything that's happened?
Sorry for pestering, but these are important and pertinent questions.
No one isn't an asshole is happy about what's happening.
Let's not talk about that here since every single thread on /d/ lately is consumed by that discussion.
Last thread we were talking about a bunch of stuff that wasn't that conversation.
Let's focus on some of those.
-if someone tried to prank Deelette while she slept by putting on of her tentacles into a glass of water, it'd turn the water into a futa slime girl who'd go after the prankster.
-Deelette uses one of her powers to hypnotize her monster girl/boy classmates into doing more than they thought they were capable of.
-/d/-tan or Deelette star in a play, what kind of plays would they want to put on?
-/d/-tan is the teaching aide in the sex-ed class, would she try to keep Deelette from seeing this until she's older?
-Deelette and Kid Cookie meet for the first time, how does this go down?
There was a bunch of good stuff being talked about in there.
I think /d/emona as deelet's sex ed teacher makes a lot of sense. She would be clinical, and use all the medical terms. And make it very clear that no matter who or what Deelette choses to love, it's ok, but she should wait until she's grown up before she makes any of those decisions. "I want you to be happy, whatever you choose. Never forget that you can always come to me for advice."
I like the idea of Deelette's being a hugger.
>"Pchooooo! I'm the Hugger Bandit! You can't pass until you give me one hug!"
Demona volunteering to teach Deelette and the other young board-tans about sex-Ed? All for the sole purpose of shielding her daughter from it?
>"As you can see, us parents go into a room and hug very tightly. That warm hug makes a beam of love shoot out into the sky, which signals a stork!"
>>>"Pchooooo! I'm the Hugger Bandit! You can't pass until you give me one hug!"
>/d/emona walking towards her bedroom with a bag full of sex toys
>/d/eelette jumps out and does this
>/d/emona smiles wide and hugs her like any good parent would
>/d/eelette smiles wide, hugging /d/emona tight
>/d/emona thinking "please don't let her look in the bag" over and over
You know, I just had a thought.
Every so often I see weird medical things, crazy science, and other anomalies posted on /d/.
Would /d/-tan be the kind of parent who would read Deelette medical text books?
I have no idea why, but I want to go to a draw thread and request the following:
Vivian standing in a living room with Deelette pointing to a freshly grown penis on her body and exclaiming "get rid of it now!" and Deelette responding with "I don't know how. I just learned how to do that yesterday. "
I always imagined /d/emona would shield it from her until either /d/eelette started discovering things on her own or she became old enough to know these things, then /d/emona would sit her down and explain everything /d/eelette would want to (or need to) know.
/d/eelette is the exception to the rule. She has a joyful attitude to nearly everything, so she won't be too shitty unless something forces her to be.
And if something forced her to be, that something wouldn't exist too much longer once /d/emona found out.
Working at an elementary school makes this hard to believe, anon, but I should stop comparing fictional characters to real people.
So Deelette is a joyful and cheery girl, right? What other base traits does she have?
What is the age at which kids are depicted as being sweet and innocent?
She's totally ignorant to the perverse origins of her powers she inherited.
If Deelette has a Skateboard, I'd say it should be a Sake Sheep skateboard that she gets from her mother.
There's a pic of /co/lette riding a Skate Sheep skateboard naked somewhere.
Hmmm... this might be interesting.
So I'm getting into the October mood and am listening to this master of horror documentary and Guillermo del Toro is talking about how when he was still in the crib he would see monster.
The shag rug was like a sea of green fingers and he wasn't able to go to the bathroom.
Then one night he gets up and says to the monsters in his closet and his rug that "If you let me go pee, I'll be your best friend forever."
And after that, the monsters didn't bother him anymore.
So, would that work for Deelette?
I can see /d/emona trying to shield her from the /d/eviancy, but the facts of life? That's important, need to know stuff. And maybe it's just a personal thing, but I can't stand parents lying to their kids. It would probably come up while deleette was starting to manifest her powers, and demona would have to be honest.
I'm imagining Demona going through browser history and finding fetish sites she doesn't recognize, then a moment of dawning realization followed by so much parental pride.
She runs into the other room where Deelette is hanging out with her friends and picks her up, hugging her and swinging her into the air. (She'd be older at this point. Fourteen or sixteen.)
Deelette complains and Demona puts her down.
"What was that for?" she asks, annoyed.
"Nooothing!" Demona says, a knowing smile plastered all over her face. She leans down and pokes Deelette on the nose. "Just remember to delete the history next time, kay honey?"
Demona walks off, leaving Deelette blushing in front of her friends.
That's what I'm getting at. I see Demona letting Deelette grow into herself on her own, and being nothing but supportive as she does.
Mostly I'm drawing from how I feel I'd react if I ever caught my prospective heirs visiting smutty websites. Namely, a rush of pride followed by practical advice (and gentle teasing).
>Implying /d/eviants reproduce.
Oh man I can't decide.
On one hand, I like the idea that Demona gives her anatomy lessons all throughout her life. Clinical and matter-of-fact, but also warm and tender.
"Wass that?" Deelette points to part of the anatomy drawing of a male penis.
"That's the urethra. It's where pee comes out."
"But... but if girl's don't have one, how do I pee?"
"Girls do, but it's much shorter, here..."
On the other hand, Demona would also be totally excited to give The Talk. She'd have a whole speech planned out, and when she practiced it on Colette, Colette would just cringe.
"Ya' might want to tone it down a bit, yeah..."
But of course, Deelette has been hearing things at school all the time. She doesn't quite understand and has some amusing misconceptions about what they're talking about. Worse, she repeats them, but nobody does anything about it because a) she's too adorable and innocent and they don't want to be the one to shatter that and b) they know who her mother is. Eventually it gets so bad that the teachers call in her parents for a special meeting.
Demona is getting excited and nervous, and Colette is trying to keep her restrained, but when Deelette is brought into the room, and the teachers extricate themselves, Demona totally freezes. After a long moment, Colette starts the talk, and this breaks Demona out of her trance. Together the two take Deelette through it. There is much awkwardorableness as she realizes what she's been talking about, but also love and affection. Afterward they take her out of school for lunch and buy her ice cream.
So yeah... take your pick.
>On the other hand, Demona would also be totally excited to give The Talk. She'd have a whole speech planned out, and when she practiced it on Colette, Colette would just cringe.
>Demona is getting excited and nervous, and Colette is trying to keep her restrained, but when Deelette is brought into the room, and the teachers extricate themselves, Demona totally freezes. After a long moment, Colette starts the talk, and this breaks Demona out of her trance. Together the two take Deelette through it. There is much awkwardorableness as she realizes what she's been talking about, but also love and affection. Afterward they take her out of school for lunch and buy her ice cream.
God DAMN that sounds adorable in and of itself. /co/lette and /d/emona talking about parenting comic when?
I can imagine someone asking /co/lette how she could have a child with a "monster" like /d/emona, and /co/lette replying with how good of a parent /d/emona actually is, or something like that.
/d/-tan would probably just say "I'll explain this in full detail when you're older. For now, don't worry about it." if we're going with the not giving her the talk as soon as she understands words take.
Of course this could lead to Deelette aging herself up using her powers and /d/-tan telling her "That's not what I meant!"
Well it is a world building thread for what I assume we refer to as the /d/verse, so yeah, I don't see why not.
I think the /d/verse just refers to whatever world /d/-tan lives in which isn't connected to the other board-tans all the time.
Explaining her powers is one thing, but telling her what they're normally used for is another.
She'd tell Deelette how to use each power and how to be safe about it, but she wouldn't tell her what the powers are supposed to be used for.
Deelette could end up mistaking them from coming from her mother since /co/lette is a superhero and then stop thinking about why she has them.
Looks like the previous thread just dropped off.
I'd really like to see more of this.
just gonna post this wip here as i don't think /qa/ allows porn
Why are you asking that in this thread? There is nothing in the OP indicating that this is the thread for that.
/aco/ was made, now /d/, /y/, and /u/ are subject to a shit load more moderation since the mods need to show they exist so anons know that /aco/ exists.
We are not going to discuss this further here because you can go into literally any other thread on /d/ right now and find the exact same conversation happening.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THIS HERE. GO TO /qa/.
And there's like 200 pics of something like an /aco/-tan, you can go to /aco/ if you want to talk about that.
Anyone have anymore /d/eck Wars ideas?
I decided to collect all of what we have of /d/eck Wars so far in this pastebin:
-$6,500 Asian sex doll
because I enjoy the response cards being things that /d/ users would know about.
How about, as black cards:
- /d/ sized _____
-I didn't know she was a /d/eviant until she pulled down her panties and pulled out her ____
-I can't believe the drawfag accepted my request of _____ fucking _____ with _____!
-Today's /d/eck Wars game is sponsored by ______
-What new fetish did you gain from /d/ today?
It's fucking hilarious when you just pick a random card and fill it in with another random card.
I wish I had people I could play this with.
-Why is ____ a card?
That's a question I feel will come up a lot.
-Damnit. Not another ____ thread!
-Jerking to ____? Challange accepted!
- I never play Skyrim without the ____ mod.
-My advice, never stick your dick in ____
-How the hell did you manage to find 3 terrabytes of ____ blank porn?
-My fav ship is ____ on ____.
- Harold And Kumar
- The Hindenberg accident, but sexy
- Hyper Futa
- Sex in the missionary possition for the purpose of procreation.
- An orgy pic so loli the combined age of the characters is under 18
- A man faking an orgasm
- A terrible, terrible idea
- Mucus membranes
- Eating at Taco Bell
- The cancer that is killing 4chan
- Another school shooting
- The Sex Pope
- Going there
>-How the hell did you manage to find 3 terrabytes of ____ blank porn?
"___ blank porn" or just "___ porn"?
>- Sex in the missionary possition for the purpose of procreation.
Well if we're going to be weird about this
>- Another school shooting
>- Going there
Yes, you certainly went there.
But is it /d/ where you went?
I really do hope ENN4096 will draw more Deelette at some point.
His contributions last thread were wonderful.
>Well if we're going to be weird about this
Hand holding you say?
Well it's mostly for us, but I think there should be a bit more to the situation than just ___ raping ___, you know?
-____ is the sound ____ makes when it hits the desk.
-Those aren't fuel tanks at all, they're ____
I enjoy it when they're references to /d/ things, but they don't have to be. Sometime when trying to think up black card ideas I get way over specific. That second one might be an example of me doing that.
-Shh. No words. Only ___ now.
would've been better.
It's not something I see being passed around just for the sake of passing it around.
If it ends up making its way elsewhere, then it ends up making its way elsewhere. Not much more to it than that.
What'd be funny is if a drawfag would draw some of the black card situations being filled in with the white cards.
So I just had a thought.
Imagine if Deelette got a hold of /d/eck Wars and started asking her parents what some of the cards meant.