If I can, I'd like to request no sissy-boy stuff for me
I do know better, but I will literally take anything else, but it's always sissboys I get.
Rollin' I guess.
You get to be the Like-Like
You turn into someone's servant.... It's not all to bad though....
You belong to Brandish now.
You're transplanted into a weatherproof PMMA-body.
The thumbnail seriously looks like her belly is pierced with a sword
well meme'd, my friend
I don't understand why it's so hard for wokada to do a vanilla sex scene between a man and a woman. He has all these drawings of regular girls and light bdsm scenes with couple of men but any actual sex is always through this futa and male couple in painful ways.
You become the pigs' new sex toy
fine, what about this
The rest is pretty bland and bad though.
Your body softens and roundens, breasts swelling from your new feminine form, your awash with a sensual heat as your new enormous tits weigh you down....you need..something...on you...now
You saw them bake certain... fluids into it.
gimme something atleast as humiliating as this
gimme something super punishing, humiliating and extreme
Humiliating ya say? Incontinence, diapers from here on out, enjoy getting wiped and changed.
you sold your body to science now you cant even remember if you are male or female.
This time she will fuck you, using your boy-pussy!
Your athletic, toned, hard-won body is transformed into a huge-titted, fat-assed woman's... good luck losing that weight!
You put on the shygirl mask and destiny blesses you!
used to be a space Bounty Hunter now your a diaper slut
I dunno man, if the person's already athletic and toned and it's a hard-won body, the transformation shouldn't affect their habits - If anything, the difficulty will be losing weight slowly enough that they don't hurt themselves.
You are Madoka.
Homura is known to play for hours at a time, using her time stop ability to take breaks when needed without any pause in gameplay
Oh, hello there! Thanks to all this lustful energy on this board, I'm able to sort of manifest myself here, albeit through a format you're accustomed to, via post.
First things first. My name is Vanilla. Strange, I know. I'm a succubus, but, well, that much was obvious. And you're in luck! I'm going to fulfill whatever sexual fantasy that you want. You want a big titted bimbo with giant lips? Me too~! I LOVE big tits. You want a giantess girl to cuddle you every night? It time snoo-snoo now! Mecha girls? Upload into THEIR USB slots! Goo-girls? All flavors and colors, baby! You want the weird stuff? I've got the weird stuff. Anything you want is my job to make a reality.
There's just ooooooooooone little catch, one teensy-weensy little thing I need from you *cough*yourimmortalsoul*cough*, but c'mon, you weren't using that anyways weren't you? Just sign here, here, here, inital here, DOB here, sign in blood on this line, pen on that line, initial in blood here, sign in blood there. Oooh, you're lookin' a little woozy, that's okay, though! That just means it's WOOOOR~kiiiiing.
Great! Now that it's all taken care of, I can make your dream come true! When I get your soul, though, I'll probably use you as a sex slave for the demon armies for all eternity. Although I wonder if THAT is your fantasy~
Oh, and don't think I forgot about YOU, Mr. "I want to scroll down and see what roll someone else got", because if you aren't happy with what YOU got, I can make your dreams come true, too! Just that li'l old soul of yours... maybe a li'l extra, too. You'll be MY plaything.
So, whaddya say? Do we have a deal?
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation? My dear, you're terrible! Horrible!
Of COURSE I can. Just understand, when your soul's mine, you're going to probably be a cock sock for a big, burly demon. And I can't promise that we might not have some fun with your wife, if that's your thing. She'll love you though, with all she is.
Consensual sex? Yes. Procreation? Raw is the only way my cock gets into her pussy.
But JUST the missionary position? Lady, you take me for a fool. I intend to switch it up every once in a while. Cowgirl, doggy, scissor, butterfly...who said breeding had to be mish only?
Ooooh, see, a fella who gets it! She'll love you no matter what position you do it in. And you can pump her fertile womb full of your fresh seed, and it'll surely take! She'll be tight as a virgin every time, too! We demons take care of our thralls.
Well, see, I'd put it like a punishment of being my servant, licking my boots, carrying my paperwork, being dragged around by a chained collar....
And she'll clean for me, we'll swap cooking duties, we'll hold hands, and we'll take care of our growing family together...oh my god, it'll just be like my animes!
>yfw you'll never get the chance to sell your soul for the chance to have a nice, peaceful life
Odds you're left, evens you're right. Not that you care, you fucking slut.
I'll take one order of sexy, big titted bimbo with permanent aphrodisiacs on the side. Only I'm the bimbo and I start serving your demon army immediately.
An incubus has fallen in love with you and will never leave your side no matter what you do. He'll only need to give you one orgasm per week to maintain his shapeshifting, any more than that will be used to cast spells for you. The only caveat is that the spells must be sexual in one way or another. Having him conjure your rent money would fail utterly, but having him conjure riches with which to attract bitches would work just fine.
That was just an example of the sorts of loopholes you can use to make the most of his magic; It's not the intent of the spell that's important, it's the wording. It isn't like the cash is going to up and evaporate on you because you spent it on living expenses or anything.
He's an incubus, remember? You two picking up women for threesomes is his equivalent of being taken out for a fancy dinner, but he'd be just as touched by monogamy too, so don't worry about it.
>starting a sentence with "And"
>"subconcious" is misspelled
>putting a comma before "and"
>redundant use of the word "then"
>it's impossible to summon a demon without specifying the gender, summoning rituals always call out to a specific demon via their name
>comma before "and" again
>"you've given my quite the perverted body you dirty fuckpig!" has the worst structure I've ever seen in a sentence, basically you raped the syntax in three different ways in one go
>"mmmph" used incorrectly
>"my cock can get even bigger than this too can't it?" needs a comma
>starting a sentence with "So"
>"you cumdumpster" is so forced it made me cringe
>"but deep down I'm exactly what you wanted" sounds stupid, needs to be "deep down you know I'm exactly what you wanted" to make sense
>comma before the word "and" yet again
>placing a comma after starting the sentence with "Now"
>"blow me a kiss" just sounds retarded
>"beg me to fuck you like the sissy slut you are" is just bad writing
1/10 made me review it
I enjoy captions and grammar doesn't bother me, but I don't like when it's too long or I have to zoom in and ignore the picture like in this image.
Ultimately I prefer a Manga/comic, but if not that a caption, I can't really get off to just an image.
You are now pic related -
- and receive a couple of superpowers, go nuts.
You sell to the highest bidder
Every caption you post also follows a similar formula.
Evens you are the spider
Odds you are the butterfly
They should. Every caption I've posted has been written by the same person.