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Why does /a/ worship cow tits so fucking much?
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Why does /a/ worship cow tits so fucking much?
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>>2000919
we don't, we worship 2d grill tits :^)
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Flat is justice.
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the devil told me to
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>>2000919

Because large breasts are the best breasts.
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>>2000921
Damn, this feels old.
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>>2000919
Because I'm not a lolifag
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>>2000919
Large breasts indicate health and fertility
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/a/ is filling up with pubescent pre-teens again
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>>2000926
Thin girls as beauty standard is pretty much recent stuff.


>>2000927
And being a teenager too
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>>2000928

Why are all these semen demons so tiny?
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>>2000929
Draphs Or dorafare a race from granblue, the girls are small and busty.

The males however are hulks in comparison.
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Because of the pleasant jiggle. Because of the feminine roundness. Because of the plump squishiness. Because of the milk. Because they are superior in every way and always have been for all time.
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>>2000919
Because I'm a goddamn man
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>>2000919
Because they're sexy. A big chest is more exciting than a small one generally speaking.
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>>2000919
I, as a breast connoisseur, appreciate breasts of all size, shape and age.
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Because most /a/nons are virgins who don't realize that cowtits are disgusting floppy sagfests in real life
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>>2000919
You ready for my advice, anon?

Assuming you aren't actually an underage fuck, go find yourself two pairs of tits. If you're fat, then get yourself two hookers. One flat one (and I mean actually flat and not a B cup) and then cowtits (DD or bigger). In the states, maybe $200-300 the whole thing.

And once you do that, I'll never hear you say something as stupid as "why do you worship cowtits so much" again.

Flat is a 2D meme. I know some guys who like small, but I've yet to meet a 3D flat lover.

Cowtits is a blessing of fertility and womanhood that translates well to both realms.
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>>2000936
>virgins who don't realize that cowtits are disgusting

Holy shit, this guy.

Looks like you got mixed up with a fatty with saggy breasts... try again, anon.
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>>2000935
She's perfect.
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>>2000940
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>>2000936
>real life
>relevant
We're talking 2D here mongoloid.
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>>2000941
>look down, see this

What do?
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>>2000944
>look mom i posted it again XD
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>>2000943
Thank god my breasts got bigger
again
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>>2000943
Seems so nice.
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gee whiz, I sure hope the bobers touch my willy
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Hopes and dreams.
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>>2000919
Because make mine dick hard
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>>2000953
lol u too
neat
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>>2000919
Big fat cat tats > itty bitty kitty titties
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>>2000938
I'll agree on flat, but DD is too big.
A nice handful is ideal.
Besides, the ass, hips and thighs are far more important considering it's where you'll be doing business.
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>>2000956
>streamfag
/e/ please go
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>>2000919
Because nobody wants to be in the itty bitty titty committee
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>>2000957
Streamfag?
I'm flattered you think I created this image.
If Discussion of breasts and child bearing hips makes you uncomfortable I have some bad news for you
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>>2000956
I disagree. Bigger than a handful and smaller than her head is the golden proportion.
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>>2000959
Why did you save an image that looks like that? Is this some sort of "irony" thing?
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>>2000956
See. I'm the guy you responded to, and I can respect that. All oppai should be loved, it's what unites us as men.

No oppai is the real sin. Flat isn't justice. It's a meme.
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>>2000958
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>>2000962
reactor.cc
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Would you run a dairy farm?
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>>2000964
That site was sketchy as fuck. My instincts were screaming the second I saw the page.

What are you trying to do? Post oppai, you butthurt loser.
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>>2000919
People like things big. You're not going to see any girl except in hentai that's into shota with their toothpicks. Real men like big breasts. Everyone likes things bigger. Heck, a manlet wouldn't be proud of being a manlet. You know they secretly wish they were bigger.
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>>2000964
I apologize for my idiocy. That was the source of the image, huh? I still wouldn't recommend you go on it, that shit is sketchy.

>here's a fun one for apology
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>>2000931
Milk is expressed just as well through small breasts; that has nothing to do with breast size. Other than that, yes, I agree completely.
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>>2000967
>Everyone likes things bigger.

Nah, this is retarded. Most young women aren't into bulky men. Large breasts are preferable because they are a sexual trait.
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They're a sign of good genetics.
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>>2000974
Swedish meatballs
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>>2000919
she looks fertile as heck 2bh
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>>2000976
Especially her breast pussy
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>>2000976
>Wanting to have children.
Yuck. 20 years of suffering for a few minutes of pleasure.
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Because I don't want them to resort to control by fear.
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Should flatchests kill themselves? I've got the rope tied up I just need to know if I should jump or not
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>>2000980
let me watch funny guy funniest moments no. 3 and then I'll tell you
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>>2000921
Flat is criminal. A woman without breasts is not a woman.
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>>2000984
Silly child, you will learn one day.
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>>2000965
>Crabman actually did it.
The fucking madman!
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>>2000969
>tfw no Manyuu part two and even if there was one it'd be shit
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>>2000919
>why does a group of sexually active virgin males worship an attractive trait in women
I don't know, gee.
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>>2000993
>sexually active
>virgin
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Has the Chifusa worship commenced?
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>>2000995
Homo sex doesn't count.
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>>2000997
okay, good. worried I lost my wizard status there.
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>>2000988
holy fuck muh dick
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>>2000996
Chifusa worship is a 24/7 activity.
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>>2001002
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>>2000919
Because they're soft and full of dreams.

I want to fuck a pair of cowtits.
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>>2000984
This one speaks truth.
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>>2001006
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>ITT:A bunch of mindless sheep fall for the titjew
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>>2000919
Anime breasts are usually bigger than what real women have. A "regularly endowed" anime character would really be above average while a big-titted one would be absolutely huge. This leads to skewed perception about what big boobs look like and the belief that they're more normal than they actually are. Especially if you haven't seen many real ones.
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flat chested girls can be attractive. However, they would always look even MORE attractive if they had huge breasts.

Also i hope you dont think "cow tits" are a negative term/insult... to me its the best compliment
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so uhm...any shows with big tits and/or with breast expansion like the ninja one?
asking for a friend
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>>2001492
keep dicks out of here.
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>>2000919
Why not?
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>>2001543
What dick?
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>>2001598
between her tits
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>>2000919
because mommy issues
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>>2000927
>I enjoy mature planks for mature people such as myself
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>>2000988
well, that's what she gets
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>>2000919
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>>2001970
That pic lol so true
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>>2000921
Only worthwhile post in thread.
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>>2002349

shut up

moar udders
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>>2000919
Because a lot of people haven't gotten over the maternal separation they should have gone through in childhood.

Thus, they took to the internet to fulfil their oedipian fantasies.
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>>2000919
Because titcows are beautiful, majestic, and graceful creatures whose existence is a result of God's blessings.

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>>2001614
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nice pic :)
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Because cowtits look good when bouncing.
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>>2002996
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>>2001970
R63 Feudal Japan Joker?
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>>2000928
Any higher res versions of this?
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Not everyone fantasizes about little girls chests and actually want some substance, fucking cuck
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Flat < Normal > Cowtits
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>>2001370
What a horrible world we live in.
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>>2000987
Source?
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>>2000919

Current /a/ is garbage. Youngsters these days are morons. Have some big tits OP. I prefer small ones but that's just me.
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>>2000919
Because animators can't make small tits or flatties jiggle for fanservice, and fanservice is what sells units.
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>>2002899
Easy there Freud.
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>>2000973
woah there. Proportions man... proportions
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