Because large breasts are the best breasts.
Or dorafare a race from granblue, the girls are small and busty.
The males however are hulks in comparison.
Because of the pleasant jiggle. Because of the feminine roundness. Because of the plump squishiness. Because of the milk. Because they are superior in every way and always have been for all time.
You ready for my advice, anon?
Assuming you aren't actually an underage fuck, go find yourself two pairs of tits. If you're fat, then get yourself two hookers. One flat one (and I mean actually flat and not a B cup) and then cowtits (DD or bigger). In the states, maybe $200-300 the whole thing.
And once you do that, I'll never hear you say something as stupid as "why do you worship cowtits so much" again.
Flat is a 2D meme. I know some guys who like small, but I've yet to meet a 3D flat lover.
Cowtits is a blessing of fertility and womanhood that translates well to both realms.
>virgins who don't realize that cowtits are disgusting
Holy shit, this guy.
Looks like you got mixed up with a fatty with saggy breasts... try again, anon.
I'll agree on flat, but DD is too big.
A nice handful is ideal.
Besides, the ass, hips and thighs are far more important considering it's where you'll be doing business.
Because nobody wants to be in the itty bitty titty committee
See. I'm the guy you responded to, and I can respect that. All oppai should be loved, it's what unites us as men.
No oppai is the real sin. Flat isn't justice. It's a meme.
That site was sketchy as fuck. My instincts were screaming the second I saw the page.
What are you trying to do? Post oppai, you butthurt loser.
People like things big. You're not going to see any girl except in hentai that's into shota with their toothpicks. Real men like big breasts. Everyone likes things bigger. Heck, a manlet wouldn't be proud of being a manlet. You know they secretly wish they were bigger.
I apologize for my idiocy. That was the source of the image, huh? I still wouldn't recommend you go on it, that shit is sketchy.
>here's a fun one for apology
Milk is expressed just as well through small breasts; that has nothing to do with breast size. Other than that, yes, I agree completely.
Especially her breast pussy
Because I don't want them to resort to control by fear.
>tfw no Manyuu part two and even if there was one it'd be shit
Has the Chifusa worship commenced?
okay, good. worried I lost my wizard status there.
Because they're soft and full of dreams.
I want to fuck a pair of cowtits.
Anime breasts are usually bigger than what real women have. A "regularly endowed" anime character would really be above average while a big-titted one would be absolutely huge. This leads to skewed perception about what big boobs look like and the belief that they're more normal than they actually are. Especially if you haven't seen many real ones.
flat chested girls can be attractive. However, they would always look even MORE attractive if they had huge breasts.
Also i hope you dont think "cow tits" are a negative term/insult... to me its the best compliment
Current /a/ is garbage. Youngsters these days are morons. Have some big tits OP. I prefer small ones but that's just me.