It's my fucking birthday and I want a mans mans watch. Have a consulting job that pays so fuck it. Never really wear one so figure it's time. Watch you think?
You dirty sonofabitch.
Cartier tank or santos if you think youre a classy smooth dude
Rolex if you want people to be jealous of you
Omega if you want to feel like James Bond or an astronaut
Patek or AP if you're a lot richer than I am assuming you are
It's Aqua terra-ific