/fa/ feels thread?
>with qt3.14 /fa/ as fuk crush
>reaches down and feels my leather boot
>"are these fak-nvm i was gonna make fun of you but theyre real"
>feels good man
idk where else to post this. it did give me a feel, albeit a hilarious one
>20 year old single mom
>about section says shes a bikini barista
>last line: "im not a loose slut, so dont asssume"
> go to a party
> the best dressed person there
> most of my clothing is non-branded, cheap, free or hand-downs
> $1 bowtie off ebay
> replica watch
> zero effort put into my outfit
> still look better than women who spend hundreds and take an hour painting their face
s i m p l y d e v i l i s h
>spend hundreds of dollars of clothes
>don't even go out and don't have any friends
"Not looking for sex, just talking"
Kek. Tinder is hilarious.
>be at the university
>spend hundreds of dollars on clothing
>end of the education
>job require dresscode
>raf simons and rick owens are shit
>dress like dad whole week
>meet qt3.14 at my friend's play
>ask her out
>fast forward 2 weeks
>it's our first date
>go to a french restaurant
>thought we were only going to see a movie so I wore a t-shirt and 511s and a black hoodie
>she wears an expensive dress
>feel extremely under dressed
>after a few minutes of talking the waiter comes asking for our drink order
>realized that I left my wallet in my m65 jacket
>had to buy something cheap since I only had a few notes and coins in my pocket
>she gets a glass of white wine
>I ask for a chocolate thickshake (cheapest thing on the menu)
>She orders lobster mornay
>I get hamburger with fries (cheapest food on the menu)
>after 30 minutes of awkward chat we pay for our meals
>I say "let's split the check"
>she gives me the dirtiest look ever
>say "70/30 since you got the lobster and wine"
>was still $15 short so had to borrow some money from her
>waiter gets no tip and looked really pissed off
>awkward 20 minute drive to her house
>not a single word was muttered
>when we arrive at her house she didn't even say goodnight she just opens the door and walks away
Fuck her, looks like she won't be getting the $15 back
>meet cute girl
>she said she likes your style
>she asked me why am i not wearing snapback to these sneakers
>she asked me why am i dressing always in black
non-/fa/ feel that op reminded me of
>at summer music festival in my "concert boots"
>they're firefighter boots. not pic related but not too dissimilar.
>people stand on my feet and i barely feel the pressure of it.
>laugh internally as i step on top of flip-flop wearing feet.
>practicing tying my bun quickly without mirror
>hair is almost at the correct length
>this last inch or so is taking fucking forever
Pasta, but it reminds me of a story.
>meet qt3.14 redhead
>she asks me for my number after a few days of knowing her
>tell her I don't into phones, but she can give me her number and I'll call her.
>she takes me to eat (cheap ass pizza place, but it doesn't really matter)
>as well as see a movie
>she pays for all of it, even though I kept pulling out money to pay.
>don't talk to her again because I feel like a kike / bum / male whore.
She was super qt too.
Also, she asked me if I was gay, twice.
She was into you, didn't care about your neckbeard tinfoil /g/ >don't into phones, muh freedoms spaghetti, didn't worry about making you pay or split, and thought you dressed nicely
why would you fuck that up anon
You misread what I wrote: I got rejected for the scholarships I applied to, despite having a high GPA in engineering no less, over 150 hours of volunteering, years of work experience and a solid reference (and am a pure minority). Fucking crock of shit, I should have passed as a Polynesian transsexual midget, maybe then those cocksuckers would have given me something
Posted this one a while ago
>live in small town
>be somewhat /fa/
>small town mentality: somewhat /fa/ = raging homo
>have no gf
>everybody is convinced I am a raging homosexual cockgarbler
>be fucking 2 married women on the regular
>their husbands are totally convinced I'm gay
>even hang out with them sometimes
>"Oh c'mon Harold, you know Anon is gay, just look at the way he dresses!"
>They believe I am gay as daffodil
>mfw have fucked their wives while the husbands are in the house while I was doing some "work"
>tfw live in some what /fa/ small town near la
>hang out with gay guy on regular who
>all his friends are qt le alternative grills
>get told my hair is amazing multiple times by did grills
>"I like ur shorts anon. Where did you get them"
>things are going gr8 rn m8s
>we made it.jpg
>spend five years getting fit
>spend two years and thousands building a nice collection
>all in the pursuit of living a better life. Still no friends/ clueless with girls
>meet similar minded bro and become best buddies. First True friendship I've had in 4 years
>quit 4chan and gaming, party 3-4 times a week, become popular, aesthetics hit their peak, experience multiple relationships with women.
>cry tears of joy because life is finally coming together after almost 20 years of social isolation.
>months later (now), friend eventually leaves to return home overseas. Make no effort to maintain other friendships because they pale in comparison. Get depressed.
>socially isolated again, no-one to go to parties with anymore. Hurt my shoulder so haven't been able to train for a weeks.
>prostitute addict, gaming addict, 4chan addict.
>now I spend weekends driving at night alone, fucking hookers and playing video games all day. I Cry myself to sleep more often than not.
qt's m8 qt's, I've never had a fat bitch come onto me, unless you count 3rd grade where I literally ran away from her to the jungle gym because I knew she couldn't climb the monkey bars
What use is being aesthetic /fashionable when you have no social life outside of work. I have not received a text or a call from someone other than my family or coworker in like a month.
>was going out for a friends birthday next week
>would be girls
>finally get to show everyone how much better i am
>been going to the gym and got /fa/ as fuck
>made fit ready
>just got text he cancelled
>no plans anymore
>"hey anon I had to call you to ask why you cancelled that party cause i cant be fucked texting, we discussed it for so long"
>"oh really damn man that sucks, hey wait whats that music in the background?"
>"o-oh youre neighbours are having a party"
>"I hear a lot of people in the backgr- oh just having family over? Y-yeah fair enough"
>"Alright man, well I hope you enj- oh his phone mustve disconnected or something oh well"
The big guy on the far right is one of my favorite fits I've ever seen.
>be into art, meet a qt because of it
>she's "unreachable" or so i was thought
>ask her out
>she says yes
>i find out she's really into fashion, so as days go by i get onto /fa/
>after one week my whole perspective about her was changed, fucking pleb.
Last time i saw her i was drunk, held her hand and said really stupid things and creeped her out, so it worked well and we've never talked ever since.
typical /fa/ poster
the fit is a really confident one.
Each piece is rare and expensive (CCPs for christ's sake)
and he's fat, he knows he's fat but he found a fit that just makes him look like some badass fictional character.
/fa/ needs to learn how to just support the community of people into fashion.
it doesn't have to be hate based
>been modeling in la for a year
>re:quest expressed interest in me
>just booked my flight to nyc and blew money on hotels in order to see them and a lot of other agencies
>probably gonna have to move to nyc and be poor and wait tables until my career takes off -- best case scenario
>worst case I spent this money for nothing
>work isnt ever guaranteed
I need clothes money I need hoes money I need coke money I need food money I need rent money
>tfw you're too far gone to even attempt to speak to girls
>go out with her a lot
>see each other every day
>she tells me I could model
>"Anon, it seems like everything looks good on you! If your face wasn't so ug...uh...weird...uh yeah what I'm saying is that you could definitely be a model"
>spend years being depressed due to being fat, bad skin and extremely crooked front teeth.
>24 years old, never even had a girl interested in me let alone sex/kiss/hug/etc.
>decide to change life, lose 50lbs, respectable wieght
>get braces, teeth are now okay
>weight loss has made skin less oily, healthier. face is clear of pimples and shit
>come to the realization that even with all those changes you're just ugly and there's nothing you can do to change it.
>now thin and slightly less hideous, but still depressed over complete unnatractiveness to the opposite sex.
>orientation at uni
>hardly any grils check me out
>grils check me out and one even goes out of her way and talks to me
not all is lost
>tfw the city you grew up in has been taken over by hyper rich financiers and shrill, hypersensitive lefties
>tfw constantly feel uneasy because of this
Is there any city in the world that hasn't gone this way? Or should I leave it all and live innawoods?
>tfw you hate everyone around you
>tfw you hate yourself
>tfw you will inventively be in a job you hate
>tfw you will never be able to wear clothes you like again because some power tripping faggot decided on a dress code
Bruh I know, I've been down this road and it's shameful, but I gots to do it
I need to get laid this semester
Congratulations, you've won the genetic lottery and your either way more attractive than you think or your pheromones get girls wet.
The proles have already taken it for themselves. Maybe you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere where trends take 4 years to permeate? I see them a lot even in my smallish Midwestern city. Some fat bitch I know just posted a bunch of photos of them on facebook, that's how you know it's too far gone IMO.
>friends doing things during the summer
>not involving me in their plans
>have to hang out with a retard who lives near me
>have a 7/10 i'm fucking
>really want to do shit and trip around with friends
>no one involves me in their plan
oh well at least the retard gets me free weed. I really dislike him but we have some fun from time to time
>came home from work at Bread Co
>new shoes in the mail
>$270 check in the mail for a sidejob i did at my college.
>gonna spend it all on clothes and weed
>waiting to smoke with a friend
that's all good, but:
>still socially retarded
>still no gf
maybe i'll get a girlfriend when I get back on-campus.
>tfw thought that last year, my freshman year
>tfw still a virgin
>tfw my roommates were literally rolling in pussy (both of them had at least three girls who tried or did fuck them)
>go to clothing store
>looking for a blazer
>clerk comes up "can I help you?"
>I'm just looking around for a bit, I'll let you know if you can help me
>try on some stuff
>he's constantly lurking in some corner
>come out of the dressing room
>he storms up to me
>"dude, do you want to wear that blazer with those pants (I was wearing some navy dress pants with cuffs at the hem)? that looks dope"
>"I don't know, I was looking for a whole suit, but I really like the blazer..."
>he proceeds to touch my pants mid-thigh
>"those pants are so cool, where'd you get them? are they apc? what material is that?"
>"no got them from cos"
>touches them again
>"I can get you 20% off of that blaze, if you'd like, you know"
did he want the D? anyway got an our legacy blazer for 170 bucks.
>tfw she barely messages you back but you wait for her message all day anyway
>Meet poor hungry skeleton.
>Be rich cause smart grandparent's and shit like that.
>Take him under my wing.
>Make sure he's a good friend first before buying him clothes.
>He has the body to model I don't.
>Hopefully one day I can help him make it big.
I live in a small town and I cant move for another year and want to avoid problems. Not sure if I should in case things go downhill like a scuffed pair of geobaskets. might yolo tho just for luls.
>always bad with girls but not autistic have lots of friends
>finally mature and sexual drive picks up
>paying more attention to girls
>girls are flirting with me all the time
>think about past, realise girls have been throwing themselves at me for years but was too retarded to notice signs
>made joke about meaty flaps at party
>you dont have meaty flaps do you femanon?
>idk anon maybe we should go to my room and you can check
>thought it was a genuine joke and laughed it off
>go out with qt 3.14 that works at dangerfields
>Australian fashion retailer
>get to end of the night
>getting cozy on rooftop bar
>she says: you're nice but I'm exploring polyamory atm and already have a not-bf and a not-gf lol
>feels have not been invented for what I now feel
>girl from work
>we goin home cuz shift is oer
>chat with her on the way to the place where we split up
>tfw my autism kicks in and i talk about my pomade experience and styling my hair
>she seems to like me talking about my hair
>she touches my hair
>b-bitch dont touch my hair pls
>didnt really say that
>chat with her for like 5 minutes
>you're a funny guy
>we parted ways
LIKE A CLOWN?????
can't fucking go to sleep now, was that a compliment or was it something like you're too autistic and i want to laugh at you but that would be rude or does she wanna bang?
>tfw she always messages you first but you let her wait for the response all day
>tfw I want to marry her
>work in a retail clothing store
>be a part of the most chilled employees group
>actually give good customer service, all of us do
>supervisors hate us because we're too chilled and just tryna not sweat shit too hard
>hurr you dont care about your position you dont treat your job seriously
>bitch who u talkin to you getting just £1 an hour more than me u think u hot shit fuck outta here
>tfw 1 month ago my nigga jamie got fired for "bad customer service"
>3 days later my nigga chris gets fired for being late because his train got cancelled
>damn boi it's just me and my japanese brutha left
>tfw my nigga got fired today for "bad customer service" >>>>>>>> niggas pls
>tfw im the last man chilling
>the job will never be the same and you will never work with ur niggas again unless one of u starts a business or sumthn
man fuck retail fucking supervisors are the worst people in the world what the fuck is their problem nigga u still getting like £8/h shut your fucking mouth and just let people live and do their work
smoking one for my bois ;(
>Be happy with awesome and slightly chubby gf
>Go on fa
>People grilling eachother on looks and weight
>Start feeling like she needs to be slimmer
>Keep thinking of ways to get her to cut down just to be more effay
Makes me feel awful, I'd never try to change her, that'd be manipulative and cuntish. I mean, unless she got actually FAT then I'd say something. Fuck you fa you're ruining my lyf
>slowly lose money, friendships, girls, parties and family
>feel near the bottom of spiral
>just got a new job, went out drinking last night, copped pants that actually fit and awaiting first paycheck
>still obsessed with 5"11 punk qt ex-best-friend/fuckbuddy
So many things going on, jesus
>supervisors hate us because we're too chilled and just tryna not sweat shit too hard
>hurr you dont care about your position you dont treat your job seriously
That is always the worst fucking bullshit. The "standing around" bullshit, the "there's always something to do" bullshit.
>chat randoms up in front of soho house with gf
>get invited to a sick after party at the shangrila
>do coke for the first time
>remember i had a nose job
>realize its late and subway stopped
>spend $80 on a cab
>come home at 5am to yelling parents and nose bleed
>realize i probably fucked my nose up forever
>parents keep trying to kick me out
still worth it
>tfw have a gf
>tfw go on a trip to europe
>tfw meet a girl on the tour group
>tfw fall in love with her
>tfw she lives in montreal
>tfw we text everyday throughout the day
>tfw Im in love with her
I never wanted this
>afraid of actually using good clothes because i will make the clothes look like shit
>i would betray the designers if i did
Trying to get into ottermode but that will take a while and wouldn't fix my face anyway.
>went to my final test in my new chelsea boots
>still unbroken sole and the build on the heel is tight
>went to a partners meeting with bbq and beers
>spent all my money in beer and meat, even my bus fare
>have to walk like 2hrs from my friends house to my house
>finally get home
>get off my boots and see soring feet
>two big motherfucking blisters the size of a coin on each feet
>a friends call me to go a to a house party
>booze and qt bitches will be there
>get my old chelseas because muh SLP fit
>change my coat and button shirt to a leather jacket and my tapered black shirt
>go to friends party
>Ms. Busty is there and she already bought a 14´s pack of Pall Mall and a box of Dos X
>electro music too
>bitches be mirin hard
>too insecure to flirt them
>havent ben in a house party for almost 2 years
>chat with my friends while playing and shit
>ask Ms. Busty to rate me out of 10
>she says i´m a 7/10 and my outfit a solid 8/10
>self esteem increases
>host comes and ask for a cigarette
>he´s about to light it and his father comes and starts discussing with him
>kek, everyone shuts up
>10 mins later the party goes as nothing
>time flies when you have fun
>time to leave
>take Ms. Busty to her car
>start feeling the need to pee
>see a passed out guy on the ground
>take pic related
>escort my friend to his bus stop
>ask him for some spare change to go to the toilet
>my bladder is about to explode
>go to the gas worker
>he tells me to wait a little bit
>too drunk to hold my pee
>start peeing my in my new skinny jeans
>kind of holding it
>finally tha faggot opens the toilet door
>realize that not even my friend has money for the bus
>my friends calls his dade to ask for a lift up
>his dad says we must meet at the mall
>its like 9:30pm now
>realize i have $50 bucks in my starbucks card
>get a chai latte to get my drunkness off
>that sounded like a great idea back then
>buy the drink
>my friend says we have to leave if we want the lift up
>leave my drink
>see how grils stare at me
>tfw you dont know if they´re mirin or watching you because you´re drunk
>finally get home
>lost my keys
>somehow get into my house
>tfw you didnt took any qt grill from the party to your house
>tfw your new boots fucked up your flirting chances
>tfw you peed in your new jeans
it was fun tho
>studying abroad in asia
>going out with asian friend and his qt girl friend
>the guy and i go down to meet her at her room
>she opens the door and nervously suggests that he change his clothes
>mfw i could feel his internal tears
>mfw there's no face for that feel
kek he was already really shy too
She somewhat effay but sometimes I feel like I'm being toyed with and then I don't want to pursue.
"I don't understand what's gay about that but whatever you say"
don't say shit like this, you sound like a bitch, you know exactly what she means
"And good, you should feel safe always :)"
full on beta mode right here, that smiley face just adds to it all. You should have just lightly flirted with her or something to ease her "opening up" to you. All she did was tell you she trusts you, not a big deal.
Man up, and treat her like an equal. I get you're trying to get some from her, but don't put her on a pedestal like this if that's what you want. Right now it's like she's got you in the palm of her hand, jesus christ lol
just be cool and not some little bitch who uses smiley faces and texts long shit like a girl. Give her one word answers or at least not paragraphs and hang out with her irl. she's intimating that she wants to be plowed into the wall by your cock by saying she feels safe and comfortable around her big strong man ( dats u).
Alright I'll keep them short and not go overboard. I'm not sure what's wrong with the smiley's but I will cut them out. Theres more to it than just the trust thing but its too long to keep interest. She is leaving the state for a couple days tomorrow so I guess I'll go hang with her before she leaves.
>at the store buying a birthday present for my m8
>thot cashier is acting flirty as I'm paying
>I ignore her advances and do my best driver imitation
>she writes her number on the receipt
>now I'm conflicted as to whether I should put the receipt in with the gift so he can return it if he wants
you can lead a pleb to water but, liek, you can't make a pleb drink the water.
go for it anyway. then you can dress her how you like.
>fuccgirls are made and rarely found in the wild
>get undercut last year, in year 12
>everyone begins to "notice" me
>start to dress more /fa/
>girls start to talk to me
>get more confident
>Wear bucket hat
>People constantly check me out
>At parties girls call me the "Cutie in the bucket hat"
>My friends begin to wear bucket hats
>tfw my friends look up to me as if I know everything about fashion
>tfw compared to the rest of /fa/ im the biggest pleb
>tfw low self esteem due to being an awkward ugly teenager
>years pass, get confidence back, don't feel as ugly as I used to, girls check me out, chat me up, smile at me
>tfw people who meet me for the first time assume I get a lot of chicks
>tfw unable to get past further because spaghetti or cluelessness
>tfw while everybody was having a gf in high school you were too ugly to be considered and you have no clue how to do it now
that is the worst feel, to be a beta in normalfag's clothing
>work at high end bar
>part of night crew full of 20 somethings
>shits fun as fuck
>crew is constantly drunk
>huge Fucking tips
>getting digits left n right
>supervisor is a drunk 50 year old Mexican perv
>literally tells us "I don't like you guys having so much fun."
>night crew gets shuffled around between morning nd weekends
I hate old Mexican guys
>tfw you will never have dirty masterrace blonde spiked hair
>tfw forever shalom untermensch
>he found a fit that just makes him look like some badass fictional character.
You got it right there, it's all up in his head. Not saying he looks bad, but the fit doesn't work in the actual real world.
It makes me sick when guys ask for how to get girls to approach them because they’re usually under the impression that they should go through life without ever stepping out of their comfort zone and making the first move. Then there is the guy who responds “but girls do approach guys” and he’s right, but he’s not seeing the point. Even though some girls approach some guys, it is not in their nature to do so, and not being approached is not an indicator girls aren’t interested in you.
I’ve gotten approached by girls, and maybe you have too, but to expect that to happen is a mistake, and to wait for it is even worse. Some girls will NEVER approach a guy in her entire life, even if she dreams about him. Some girls will approach SOME guys under the right circumstances. It’s much more common for interested girls to put themselves in your orbit, in hopes you’ll make the first move. Maybe they’ll drop subtle hints, that become more obvious, but you shouldn’t and don’t need to rely on any of those things. If you’re interested in a girl, you owe it to yourself to pursue her.
Lets say, hypothetically, there are 100 girls attracted to me (it’s probably closer to a trillion). If I waited for them to approach me directly, and start conversation, I would miss out on 95 of them right off the bat. Out of the five left, only two of them are appealing to me based off appearances without even factoring in compatibility (maintaing spaghetti, etc.).
If I took control of myself, and went after what I want there are now 100 girls I could potentially have sex with. I can choose which ones I want to pursue and I don’t need to feel bad if things are awkward or go bad, because there are so many other girls out there. Out of those 100 girls who think I’m attractive, only 50 are based on my appearance (physical attraction), and the other 50 is based on communication (thinking i’m interesting).
Shit son, I am having the same thing. My hair in the back is long enough, but not in the front. I cannot slick it back to put it in my bun, so I have no idea what to do with it. Just curl it up over a side?
>tfw most /fa/ and most handsome looking friend takes you to the side of a part just to tell you how you're a inspiration when it comes to fashion and how you could model if you were taller
what am i supposed to feel
>don't know anybody, nobody knows me
>some exercise group got rather small this semester, like 6 people or something
>really light atmosphere
>have to present some exercises
>make stupid jokes all the way through, even though I'm unfunny as shit
>show some stupid ass trick with chalk I know
>everybody is fucking amazed by it and try it themselves
>those people suddenly say hi to me, sit next to me, try to talk to me and bring up the chalk bullshit again
>tfw I notice I don't happen to be antisocial, I really find this difficult and exhausting.
>tfw they don't even know my name
If you do this correctly the chalk sort of vibrates on the way down causing the line to be dashed/dotted. It's actually useful for drawings. It's not hard at all but kind of surprising if you happen to not know this.
>stuck in working retail
>no uni degree, 2 poor 4 afford going to uni
>wanna start my clothing brand
>would have to be saving for like a year to even start
>would probably flop anyway
i-i just want to live like a real human bean :(
social interaction, even if it's silly bullshit or things you make up is way better than sit there and do nothing. just pay attention to others and let them know. took me a long time to understand.
>in grade 5 went to a catholic school
>class exercise was to say "blessed is... something"
>gets to this one geekyish kid i played rugby with who sort of didn't give a fuck
>says "Blessed is Satan"
>sent to the principle's office to suffer the wrath of a scottish satan
fite the powah
Holler at my tumblr inbox if you feel like going to Sweden sometime, I have a spare bed and will use lube when I rape you
Also bring his weed
>tfw pleb girl with 5/10 face but 8/10 body wanted me last week
>couldnt decide if i wanted to get with her so just didnt reciprocate
>still debating whether i should have gone for it.
fuck it, plenty more girls.
>girls call me hipster.
>guys think I'm hardcore homosexual.
Hipster calling pisses the shit out of me. I never rock flannels or whatever. Monochrome sharp fits. Gay thing is whatever.
>i-i just want to live like a real human bean :(
Yo man I used to be fat and "ugly", then I got fit and luckily I'm 6'2, cut my hair, dressed better. This was all in like a year during high school. I did NOT think I was attractive at all, in fact I was so depressed with how I looked for so long. Then one of my friends, who was really good friends with one of the hotter chicks in school told me she was down. I was like "naww no way", I'm ugly af how is that possible. But while being skeptical the whole time, I started to chat her up in school and at parties, then I hooked up with her. I just went in for it, fuck it. And it worked. My confidence sky rocketed, I was hooking up w/ her and other qts at school and just killin it. Killed it in college, hooked up with 7, 8's and up (only one 10 tho but she was crazy) and now I'm kissless for like 3 months but that's my own fault. Kinda decided drugs were more important.
Anyway the point is, you are probably more attractive than you think. Put yourself out there, flirt a bit with girls and see what the reactions are. Maybe don't go straight for the 10s, but hell you might be able to pull some 7 & 8s. Your confidence will go up, and then you'll hunger for the top tier women. You never know m8, you skew the reflection you see in the mirror. You're either going to think your ugly, or think your a god, that's just how we seem to think. Why not attempt to see if maybe you are good looking, instead of beating yourself up? I know it's harder than it sounds, but I bet you aren't as ugly as you think.
never send smiley faces or emojis or that shit
visualize an attractive, tall alpha male. think to yourself, what would he do in a situation? certainly not give a shit about her feelings, or act remotely interested. you have to get women interested in you by being manly, detached and mysterious, not by giving her a pass to confide all her problems in. doing this shows her, "your a great listener anon :)" aka you are nothing more than an outlet for her feelings.this means you've been friendzoned, prehaps even gayzoned. so basically, don't be a nice guy. not an asshole, but not a floormat either. hope this helped