As the title says, what is the gayest effay moment in your life?
Mine: I was able to correctly guess the 3 designer shoes these girls I went to HS with were wearing at a party. They asked, and I delivered. (Jefferey Campbell, Jimmy Choo, and Chanel). This was a couple years back now.
I was drunk.
I get approached by a homosexual man at least once a week. That's pretty gay, right..?
hot bitch was walking near me and 2 of my friends, they both said she was hot as fuck, nice ass, etc, y reply :Wearing boots in summer?? whats her problem?
Happend a few years ago, still get teased from it sometimes
>Go to new barber
>Barber asks what I want done
>Show him picture of how I usually get my haircut
>"..Oh so you want the meterosexual look"
That and like 10 guys asking for my number and 0 girls.
>They're just i-intimidated right?
I when girls get btfo with fashion knowledge. Almost all rely on the stereotype that they know more than the average guy, and almost all use the you must be gay stereotype as damage control.
>just started lurking /fa
>decide to start buying some stuff
>tfw no money
>doing whatever it takes to get clothes
>decide to go do "pleasure "
>I go under a bridge
>i tell him ill suck him off for the begging money hes made
>while im doing it i decide to look at bum's face
>i couldnt believe my eyes
>bum is Justin Bieber
>i finish sucking him off, im still stunned
>he gives me the money
>i say that i can never repay him
>"Never say never"
>he throws an egg at me
>i put it in my pocket
>He flys off
Sat on the couch at a house party talking to qtpis about industry conflicts, designers, labels, and publications etc. While literally every other guy stood in a different room talking about sports, vidya, jobs, and general life stuff.
this is pretty much me. I can't find anything to talk about with guys so I have no guy friends, I'm not looking to make any friends but it's really awkward when I meet with new people or even family
whenever I say "omg wtf is that girl doing wearing x with y?" i feel like a faggot. and it's usually a girl because they're the only ones who actually care about fashion and put in effort.
Am I gay or is it the trap-material kinda gay?
I'm just going to be flat out honest. I need a chill and casual bro who can go shopping with me and also have sex with me all the time, with no strings of course. Call it what you want, I can be attracted to anyone regardless of gender, but dick is so much more tasty looking than pussy. Just a thought.
Oh, and to add to my thoughts, we'd both be /fa/ too.
I get hit on by men cashiers every now and then. Typically sth like:
>That's a great looking shirt *wink*
>you have really nice hair
Girls rarely compliment me like this out of the blue.
>people talk shit about me in fashion design college because I have memory problems and am terrible with designer names
>still on the top 3 best students
But well, gayest moment...
>have college project
>must build a full-on costume using only thrift shop clothes and scrap material
>go to thrift shop, see perfect pair of shoes (high as fuck heels)
>my model and I are the same shoe size (I'm a dude with small feet) so I go behind a rack and try them on
>shop owner thinks I'm shoplifting
>silently walks to where I am and aggressively pulls rack aside
>"WHAT ARE YOU.. oh."
>giggles nervously, quickly walks away
>from this day on, whenever I go there she says she has "new stuff" for me to look at in the female shoe section
>mfw she thinks I'm a crossdresser
back in like 2013 I was the first dude in my rural, midwestern high school to wear skinny jeans. i think they were like levis 511's i got from UO
no i'm 10 years older and think jeans that skinny look gay af
>being gay is not /fa/