>you will never be attractive
>you will never impress someone with how /fa/ you are
>tfw you're attractive
>tfw you regularly impress people with how /fa/ you are even though you aren't really trying anymore
like after the 50th time somebody compliments your haircut it starts to lose meaning, you know what i'm saying?
>like after the 50th time somebody compliments your haircut it starts to lose meaning, you know what i'm saying?
>get a nice haircut
>my hair is literally knotted
>have no idea what would look good
>afraid to try
>tfw travelling and staying here for only a few months
>met girl, like each other, know we can't have full-fledged relationship
>my face when pic related
just practice talking to people
be able to hold a conversation
be interesting, but don't be a faggot
never talk about any potentially polarizing topics, unless you are very clearly taking the stance of apathy
being apathetic is cool as fuck
and remember, I URGE YOU, remember that 4chan humor IS NOT like real life humor.
it irritates me so much when people say that the key to a successful relationship is honesty. god damn i hate that mentality.
and to suggest otherwise implies im suggesting telling lies is good but that's not the point. the point is FULL DISCLOSURE kills romance fast. same with talking through your insecurities with your girl.
depends on what you mean by 4chan humor
edgy racism and hatred is def not cool irl but there are some obscure/niche jokes that are absolutely hilarious
and no I don't mean using memes and calling people fuccboi in public
>be finally good looking thanks to swimming, less food and new awareness of how clothes are important thanks to /fa/
>first time that a girl is into me
>eating less proteins so glorious thick hair starts to fall off
>girl goes away, my last chance of having a meaningful relationship is gone since no pretty girl will go out with a balding man
>so depressed that I eat and dress like shit again
>you will never be attractive
i have been called it a lot, and that was when i was chubby. i think i sort of am to quite a lot of people. idk
so is this board the final word and authority on how good looking someone is then? not being defensive, just genuinely curious. i would like to know...it's just if you called me ugly...how could that discredit what people irl have said. maybe it could idk,
oh god youre probably right fuck it people should irl should probs stop complimenting my frankenstein-tier face then tho cause all does is create a mess in my head, not saying i want them too but perhaps it would be healthier for me in the long run
>tfw good looking as fuck
>tfw have a few good fits but my wardrobe is H&M
>tfw don't have a job and mom won't pay $200 for a pair of jeans (I don't blame her for that)
>tfw 6'3" and 130 something pounds.
>tfw cigarette legs but no nice jeans to put them in
>tfw I have the face and the body but not the money
Just gotta do the best I can, I guess.
>tfw will forever be stuck with goodwill sweaters and cheap skinny jeans ;-;
well you're not handsome or good-looking, but you arent ugly too. you're in that realm of averageness, or mediocrity rather. I feel like working on your body and wardrobe will really make you attractive. oh and charisma and that shit, being comfortable in your skin, but that comes with good body and good wardrobe.
what i mean by 4chan humor is basically i guess considered "meta" humor. i can't think of any examples, but i guess it's just overly sarcastic, to prove a point about sarcasm (see my name as an example).
essentially it's absurdist humor, which most people will miss and take literally.
some people don't have "model tier" faces, but get told they are good looking more than some guys with "model tier" faces because in certain settings, and just moving around they look interesting and cool.
i get told im good looking / hot / gorgeous a lot, but nobody on /fa/ would say one positive thing about me. it's actually funny, because at my old job my nickname was "model anon" (except my IRL name not anon) and girls would ask me why i don't model and i had to laugh because nobody here would believe that. yet, i've been offered a modeling contract or something when i was younger but my parents wouldnt let me do it.
im not saying i look like a model either.
and also it's worth noting that the general population doesn't consider male models very masculine, and many guys would even consider being called a "model" as an insult.
even though most guys wish they looked like a model.
i dont think girls compliment guys hair if the guy is ugly. i dont think girls really compliment guys at all about physical features unless they are attracted to them.
a girl may say "i like your shoes" to an ugly guy, but not "i like your hair"
just my two cents. i wouldnt know cuz i have stupid hair but am 10/10 pro and girls say i have nice hair.
because heres the thing:
fat neckbeards in XXXL shirts wouldn't compliment a GUY on his appearance unless it's "sick Assassins Creed shirt"
but he WILL go online and read "how to court girls" and eventually work up the courage to say "nice hair" and then expect you to ask for his number, and expect you to set up a date.
safe to say you are a girl.
>mfw huge ass nose
>mfw huge ass ears
>mfw don't have skull shap for a buzzcut
>mfw hairline recceding, will eventually become bald and won't have a way of pulling it off
>mfw hair is curly and thick, literally any haircut looks like shit
better dwell on the future instead of enjoying your present.
PS im just kidding man. the future sucks worse than the past. add me on tumblr and wiiverse.
updated, will be ratified by both parties today
>tfw weak jaw
>tfw big head
at least im 6'0 130 lbs masterrace, r-r-right guys ?
> can't sleep
> dodgy rounded irish potato nose
> shit chin
> coffee birthmark under eye
> going grey at the sides at 20 y/o
Is there any hope 4 me /fa/ pls respond.
Excuse the hair it's 04:15 here.
I'm not trying to be nice. You have a nice and cute face. I recommend to either starve to get a /fa/ body or go to the gym a look sexy.
Do change the hair, It looked nice 2 years ago
>and remember, I URGE YOU, remember that 4chan humor IS NOT like real life humor.
>mfw qt chick and friends are next to me at the bus stop
>she sees me and giggles
>she stands closer
>starts small chat
>i somehow manage to follow the conversation and not spaghettiying
>3 min later i somehow mention 4chan
>proceed to tell her that its this secret board where people post funny stuff
>"what kind of funny stuff?"
>my inner autism explodes, with spaghetti
>tell her about the porn, gore and traps thread
>say nigger, faggot and everything related at least 15 times
>she looks at me smiling trying not to look disgusted
>tfw the bus arrives and they dont aboard it
>tfw see her 2-3 times a week and she avoids me
>i-im still effay guise, right?
LOL Anon, Just give up on thinking that you look good
>Talking to girls about fashion
>They ask where I get my inspo and opinions from
>"Oh you know online"
>"Just some message boards"
>"What like a forum"
>Inner revulsion at ego driven avatar driven forums
>"Not exactly, have you heard of fa?"
>"I don't get it"
>tfw tell male friends who know about 4chan you go on /fa/
>tfw they assume it's all fedora wearing fat autists talking about flame shirts
>fun for awhile
>things with gf eventually turn sour and you fight all the time
>things end with gf
>now am extremely happy being alone
Own up to it you fuccboi
Your style is meant to be a projection of your personality
>tfw girlfriend you're slowly beginning to despise
>tfw live with her
>tfw can't leave for visa reasons
>tfw have to pretend still happy everyday
>tfw got her into imagebords
>tfw can't post photos on /fa/ cause she will see and embarass me
>tfw she's scrolling /fa/ but buys shit clothes anyways
>tfw she's 5,4 and I,m 6 ft
>tfw she's not model skinny
>tfw she can read this and dump me
>Going to get a haircut
>Needs to be "short" since I'll be working around food
>It will look shit for weeks until it grows out again
I wish I could just ponytail it like a girl and keep my regular hair
She can enter my house and leave in the morning. Future calls depend on the performance.
I did a similar shit for me and my flatmates. And yeah, we want to know the font.
Now muh feels:
>start drinking more water
>now i need to go the bathroom sth like 7 times a day
1st world problems
>tfw trying to be effay but never get compliments.
>tfw give up and wear what feels comfortable.
>tfw suddenly getting compliments regularly about style and haircut when just half normcore / half prep
>tfw zero charisma
>tfw short manlet, clothes looks bad on me
>tfw no sense of style
>living with GF
what are you faggots doing with your life. ruining it.
>mfw gf's are parasitic creatures that feed on ruining fun & consuming your free time.
>thinking that shitty goth jeans and memeshoes are more /fa/ than living on your own like an adult
run along little one the adults are talking
there's no room in the conversation for marks