I want to get a pet, but it's hard for me to figure out which. Obviously the panther is the most effay, but mom says we can't get one. This means I have to look into other b&w monochrome animals. Plz /fa/, what do you suggest?
my little panther is the only way to go bruhhhh
>not carrying around mini black frogs as an accessory/pet hybrid
Don't know if /fa/, but my english mastiff gets me them girls, since he is so adorable.
Pictured here unable to recover his toy/being lazy to actually try.
I also want to buy a chamaleon, but afraid my dog might mistake it for a snack.
Fuck i seriously just has a dream I bought pets from someone in /fa/. First one was called a Chihuahua hamster and I killed because I cleaned it wrong and it became flat. Then I got a Portuguese market lizard that was slippery as fuck and flew out of my hands right into my bookshelf and I was like holy fuck he's gonna get so pissed I didn't even pay for that thing.
Then my brothers ex appeard straight out of nowhere and she had gotten a rhinoplasty because she had a big ass nose.
>pet that spends most of the day being idle in a cage and is unable to voice communicate
Me again just got up and lmao this bird is on my lawn hyperventilating and not moving I tried to give it water but it ain't drinking might smack it in the head with a shovel
Dead fieldfare confirmed for most effay pet
captcha: ceves emancipated
Leaving it on the ground and let it rot and smell and attract flies - that's fucked.
I've buried seagulls, ducks, crows, squirrels, fishes and even toads because that shit is not good for your health