I have a girlfriend whom I fuck regularly.
You sorry bunch of faggots.
It all goes to the same place man.
I don't piss in the sink bowl or anything like that.
>not superior chubby bear boyfriend
But the fact that you are putting urine in the place where you clean your hands and teeth is fucking gross bro, cmon. It doesn't matter where it ends up, it's the fact that there's piss on your sink and that will smell and is disgusting.
Ah shit I should have said kitchen sink.
Trust me dude it's really not as bad as it sounds, I'm insanely clean and wash my hands like every 10 minutes.
I barely even use the sink for anything so.
Experiment with clothes/style and life steez without consulting this board every 3 threads
I wear and enjoy my pair of Levis 501
I don't remember the last time I showered.
Before you think I'm gross or whatever, just know that I'm in a class full of girls and practically all of them are fine with me (laugh at my jokes etc).
I just don't fucking sweat, at all, I never have pit-stains, I just don't need to.
Some people just don't sweat and it feels good.
I form loops with string and file it between the teeth and loop it around the gums and yank the gums out. I will scrape the gums with anything sharp to draw blood. I use surgical blades to cut the gum and push fingernails into the incision with the loop of the string sliding into the gum and ripping the gum between the teeth out. Ill use pens to scrape gums and push the gums up so I can rip more of the gums out. They bleed. I don't know why I do this. I can't stop. I love the burn of tooth paste on the gums but I go farther then anyone else does. I scrape gums until they bleed, and then I use a pick to soften the gum up. Then I rinse with listerine vinegar and baking soda and brush. I then brush with rubbing alcohol and then peroxide, which makes the gums white. I then cut them or press my nail into the gums till there's a deep mark and then press my nail in and slide the loop between my teeth and rip the gums out between the teeth. Then I rebrush. Is this effay
>having to step out and being freezing etc.
thats why at the end of the shower you turn it all the way to cold and then dance around in the cold water before stepping out.
>but anon why dance?
try standing still under frigid water
you don't understand, I get that it's a really big problem but I disgust myself reading what I just posted. if it's any consolation I only do that like once a week or so and regret it afterwards, I'm constantly paranoid that my breath stinks of blood, as it probably does.
It feels great, like I'm cleansing my gums or something. It's sort of like picking scabs, only gums are much bigger and are always there
Ok so maybe not dance, but move around is what I'm saying. You only have to do it for like 5 seconds.
The whole reason you feel cold when you leave the shower is because the hot water evaporating off of your skin is actually pulling heat energy from your body, making you feel colder.
i listen to some spooky black once in a while.
i have total dadcore and poor hyperbeast friends.
i smoke weed.
parks and recreation is my favourite show.
I read the sticky instead of asking if my fit is ok evertime I dress up.
I'm fit, cause I practice sports instead of smoking to be slim.
I have a gf
I'm here to get a grasp on how to dress better according to my lifestyle and what I want to convey to the others. Not to cop everything I see in here and end up dressing like all the skinny jeans + moonshoes fits, kid cuddy-like fits I see all the time in here.
i think there's something creepy about dressing well, or at least caring so much about one's looks, just because of all the attention given to those things in our media saturated society. it gives me a lot of misgivings about it all but why should i stop from doing something just because a bunch of narcissists also happen to do that same thing? i dunno. but i can't help reacting to those things so i try not to dress too smartly because i just think it's so off-putting, even despite liking the way it looks.
i think you're just insecure
if you like how it looks, why stop wearing it because other people wear it?
i like clothes
i've worn things, realized they didn't accurately portray myself the way i wanted to, and changed into fits i felt more comfortable in despite knowing that i probably looked less attractive to the average person
wear what you like and what meets your aesthetic standards (to an extent, don't dress like an idiot)
yeah i am a little insecure but only because i live in an area where dressing well isn't the norm, so there's that element too. and i do only wear things that i enjoy, but also tone it down a lot since the attention would be really unwanted.
I think pretty much everything I see on /fa/ looks like shit, especially the damn skinny jeans. I will continue to wear loose jeans, black leather slip-ons and work shirts in my spare time until I die.
I don't know why I'm here.
I just put on a comfortable graphic tee which most I got for free from jobs, promos for drinks or video games or from conventions and wear gym shorts. That is my fit 90% of the time when I go out for groceries or to a lecture.
Breathe through my mouth, mostly because sinus issues.
Chew with my mouth open, only when I'm at home.
Use my underwear to wipe cum off my dick.
Wear the same socks multiple days of the week before washing them.
Rarely iron my clothes.
Don't immediately wash clothing when soiling them with food or a drink.
Sometimes forget to put deodorant on.
Sometimes don't cut nails until they are noticeably long.
Rarely shave (includes facial, back, chest, and pubic hair)
Pretty much the same as you, maybe a little less.
It's fine dude, if you're worried about your arms just wear long-sleeves and you can feel like a mage when it's a bit loose in the opening.
I watch an excessive amount of anime, I also have no real friends and rarely leave the house only to work or buy things.
I play mtg
I don't really care about leaving my house dressed like shit. If I'm going out I'll make the effort, but if I'm nipping to the shops or walking the dogs, i wear whatever is on the floor
you sound like me :(
i also shoot gunzzzz which is not /fa/ here in california.
i don't drive a hybrid/prius because i hate working with anything electrical in cards even though those are /fa/ as shit here
I pick and tear at the skin at the bottom of my feet til they bleed, or til i cant walk, and i have been for a few years now. I used to bite my nails as a teenager but i broke that habit. Ive been told it was caused by stress but everything i do to relax doesn't seem to work. I am on medicine to help my OCD and Depression.
I can guarantee you won't regret that in a few years.
He's the guy who thinks you scar as soon as you pop a single pimple.
Pro tip: You need severe acne to scar. Popping the odd pimple every now and then ain't gonna do it, so don't worry.
I do so much non /fa/ shit that I'm actually ashamed of myself
I drink home brand instant coffee
I smoke JPS
I play league of faggots and competitive yugioh
I go to pubs
I have a hitler youth
I go to shitty punk gigs
I got my nose broken at a shitty punk gig
I'm in a shitty band
I reuse socks
I listen to kpop and post on /kpg/
other than that I'm surprisingly pretty normal tbh
-spend most of my time naked (kinda of a shut in atm)
-only shower when i'm leaving my flat
-only brush my teeth when i'm leaving my flat and i also have a chipped tooth because everytime i get it fixed it just breaks again so i'm just like fuck it
-eat too much shitty food and i've noticed i'm starting to get abit chunky but i have no effort to actually do anything about it
sorry mag i'm too fucke up to understand the organisation of my folders, gonna dump as long as I don't get banned
A friend of mine and I collect these but that's nearly all I have which have that special feeling to them. Reddit is a far better source for porn pictures because there are people willing to search the whole internet for some imaginary internet points
Best taste in the world just after some delicious liver Berliner Art.
This one goes out to the wet-bro
I'm horrible at fighting. I'd be fucked in an arena, honestly.
If the need arises, I throw my voice. I have a comically deep/loud voice as it is. All I can do is yell at people.
At least I can do it well.
i have a lot of friends that genuinely like me
i interact with people every single day
i don't live at home, i have my own apartment in a city
i'm also probably a 4 or 5/10 and flat chested (grill)
tldr i'm not effay at all
except i hate myself and wish i were dead and dress memeochrome so there's that
i browse fa cus i genuinely find a lot of the humor funny
and yeah, agreed - some of the fits and quite a lot of the inspo are A+. most of my inspo that i have saved has come from here. "femme tailored men's chromatics" is how i'm going to describe my style from now on btw
Please listen to him he's right
Given I go at pimples hard af, like 45 minutes in front of a mirror for a single stubborn blackhead. I never lose but I have plenty of shitty pockmarks and scars on my cheeks, I knew it would happen but I couldn't help it
>implying I want a girlfriend
>implying /fa/ wants a girlfriend
>implying we're not all homosexuals
They don't call us /fa/ggots for nothing, faggot.
the fuck is wrong with you? post pic or it doesnt happen.
Same here. Probably will never stop either since it's that habit I had ever since I was a kid and I don't really care since I do it alone and there's not really any health problems. I just hate the feeling of having something in my nose and I don't want to wipe that shit on my furniture.
I literally feel like throwing up because of that sentence. That's impressive actually
The thought of a grown man eating his boogers, and then the thought of wiping it on furniture, holy shit dude.
Of all my 7 years of seeing gore, creepypasta, snuff films, and beheaddings on 4chan, nothing made me gag as much as that did
I jerk to granny tranny and tell people I'm straight
Also since the maid left I haven't washed any clothes in like two months, I take the clothes to my mother's house so her maid do it
honestly atm their not even that bad, theyve gotten some non visible holes and hav bcome more yellow/grey but still within the "norm section" what they do look tho is my thinner and weaker but visually there not that bad certainly something you wouldnt notice..pic related
I have self esteem
although its falling off lately
Thanks to my gf, medication, therapy, and determination, i'm no longer the "shaking skinny pale kid who wears alot of black, riddled with anxiety, delusions and insomnia"
I know its dumb, but sometimes I miss it.
At least people showed they cared about me.
and even now i'm being mega beta by worrying and thinking about my girlfriends ex's and how much sex they probably had.
thats the stupidest shit to think about yet all i do is think of it and feel sorry for myself even though she'd literally marry me if i asked tomorrow.
i'm not normally like this please help
after going back home and having regular access to a car i cant stop eating fast food. everytime i drive i have to stop at drivethrough or a 711 to pick up a slurpee
i am obsessed with shitty european action rpgs a la two worlds and sacred
I did, and do
I rarely come here anymore.
I only mindlessly browse here when i'm bored. which is less and less often everyday.
I think i'm just boring. I haven't seen my friends in so long. I havent gone out in forever. I stay home, study, do whatever interests i have, and stay up until i pass out.
i miss being cool so much. thats so stupid but its true
I would leave my house, although sometimes it was to fall victim to anxiety, have hallucinations and try and jump off the parking garage because i hate myself because im stupid worthless fucking faggot. but other times, people would invite me places, i'd go visit places in my city or the neighboring ones for shows, parties, friends, and fun. events galore. i started gardening to keep myself sane and recently my watermelons are coming in <3
but besides that i just feel like i'm getting stir crazy, or depressed, or just flat out bored.
to add onto this, i dressed really well. I gave a shit.
but now I don't care. I just wear my raws and a basic T or button up, some boots and call it a day. my face is alot clearer though. and hair is better. but i'm just bored and boring
Quit 4chan m8. I've been diagnosed with OCD and depression and My parents are worried if I have body dysmorphia and anxiety. I feel like I fit in here. I'm 6'1 and some Manlet said I looked like I wore a large and I became infuriated bc I thought he meant my weight, turns out he didn't.
I used to be happy with the way I dress, moderately /fa but kinda pleb too. Now I'm a paranoid wreck and I spend my time wondering if I could wear this with this or whether a certain item could look good.
>I go on 4chan
>I go on /fa/
>I love cartoons like the simpsons, and futurama.
>I listen to 8bit remixes sometimes and yung lean occasionally
>I only drink goon with coke(soft drink) at parties
>favourite video game ever was Black Ops
>drink goon with coke
>not goon and juice
it's almost like you don't know how to get cunted in 20 mins
I buy all my clothes online because I'm too scared to go shopping in real stores.
Alright, these are my confessions, /fa/.
List of un-effay shit...
>have a HY/undercut
>I go to the cigar lounge about 4-5 days a week (anywhere from 2-5 hours a day) [*tipping intensifies*]
>I like to fly fish
>I'm a Finance and Accounting double major at uni
>I like to read, but not cool trendy books or art collections
>I am "le gentlemen" ;)
Oh, and worst of all......
>I live in the South
I'm turning 30 on Halloween and have very little interest in gothwizard or virgincore or whatever. I also think going full workwear/menswear outside of your job makes you look like you're either retarded or your mom was an alcoholic when she was pregnant, so I'm kind of at a weird "edgy jcrew skinhead" aesthetic. I love it, fa would hate it, I'll never post a fit because taking pictures of myself in a mirror or with a timer is faggy and autistic