Hey, i just went for the typical FA uniform hitler youth/undercut, however it seems to have gone a little wrong. I can't tell what's wrong with it, how do I fix this?
This was a serious question. The one who cut it obviously hasn't balanced out the shape of your head. Try combing it down and back over the sides a bit. Maybe try to even part it. Play around till it works'. The parts between your hat-line and the long hairs has to grow-in again...
Were you going for something like this?
Did you take a photo in for your barber to base it off? That helps a lot more than trying to tell him what you want.
Could always shorten the top to lessen the contrast, shave and start over, or rock it as is.
Put it this way... you clearly didn't get what you wanted, and you wouldn't look bad with a buzzcut.
My advice is to shave it, go to a different barber and get something else done with it, or else just keep it as it is.
The barber didn't consider the shape of your head and cut too much from the sides to your top. Did you take a pic to your barber or just told him? It also looks like there's too much volume in your hair or your hair is not used to being combed back.
You can either put more product in your hair and drape it like >>9303529 said or cut it all off. By the looks of it, I'd cut it off.
try different hair products, mess around with it, see if anything works, but for me the sides are buzzed way too high. If you don\t want to buzz, just go to the barber and cut the top a bit in the meantime, so you dont look like a paintbrush
not OP but:
if i have a sorta oblong shaped head, so having a decent difference between the top and sides isn't too big of a deal, could I get what i have right now (blended with a sort of high, but not that high top) and take the blend out?
Instead of having a weird poof on your head, slick it back flat.
http://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/2rjavp/got_my_hair_cut_how_does_it_look/ i took these pictures from a fucking reddit thread haha you spics
So on this type of haircut, the spot where the short bottom and long top separate, should be completely horizontal along the side of your head? Rather than curved back toward the top center of your head, right? Sorry if I'm not wording this question correctly.
no pls you are getting trolled mister
just thin it out, make it less of a ball of hair and more a haircut
its just too much and thick - thats why it look like a pinapple
so just make it shorter and thin it out
pls dont buzz you will regret it and you will look like a ugly mf, everyone does