fern (boston, etc)
spider plant maybe
anything but zebra plant
this is literally all I'd need as long as the couch folded out to a bed. Spartan living.
Well yeah my bad I meant Spartan as in occupying one very small living space. Of course I'd deck the shit out in decadent furniture but limit it to maybe 4 pieces: Couch/bed, chair, desk, table. Slaving away under a dim lit lamp at night; the neon reflections of some strip club across the road bathing the room in shades of red and blue....aaahh a man can dream
that's not even remotely what spartan means.
How am I supposed to take the gist what what you're trying to articulate when you're using the entirely wrong god damned word?
Like what if I told you "My room is really mustard." and not only is there no condiments anywhere in sight, the room isn't even painted yellow or brown.
It's just straight up absurdism at this point.
I'm not taking your bait fool. You know what I mean; a small living space with very minor amenities. Yeah that pic was more representative of the style I'd like those amenities to be in; I'm a massive cunt for leading you so far astray. Please forgive me for violating your lexical knowledge and heal.
Maybe it was my intention to purposefully fuck with your comprehension and invade the space between the names of objects and the objects themselves thus totally unravelling your knowledge of the meaning of physical things. You'll never know...but I'm derailing this shit so here's some inspo which ISN'T spartan, and please, get that mustardcore aesthetic going in your digs and post pics, we need some actual creativity in this board.
in what universe is a coffee table, couch, cabinet, full size desk with typewriter, armchair, rocking chair and fucking gramophone "very minor amenities"?
spartan means "bare and utilitarian" not "decked out like a crime fiction writer's wet dream"
it doesn't even mean small.
God you are a munter m8, do you want me to apologise for saying a word that doesn't correspond to a visual properly? Or are you enjoying just replying to this shit in the belief that your flagellating my esteem for putting a word in the wrong context.
Regardless you've bored me and i'm not taking part in this dumb discussion any more.
O.k I cant help it I'll give you one more.
What did you say pussy? Little bitch feeding off this little back and forth like a goddamn parasite. Consider this: Your retarded. I'm fine, I come here to have a yarn and I'm getting one. It's not good enough for you though, you gotta break someone down, remind people in all the ways they are wrong. And at the end of the day what do you have? Your 2 inch cock in your hand pumping away whilst you cry and look at all the sick fits you cant afford, hoping one day you'll be well dressed enough that people will forget what a vapid mong you are.
Look in the mirror, you are the retard here. Do you see anyone replying to your posts except me? It's because you have nothing to offer this board and probably life in general. You have no value lol; the only value you have is providing some guy across the globe with shits n gigs as he tries to get dinner ready.
You have proven to be a failure on such a simple level of human interaction that I'm convinced you are actually mentally retarded and are probably typing these replies with supervision from the nurses at the Fuckwitsville Home for the Mentally Bereft. Now I'm going, because the only alternative is to wait for you to rinse your head out with shotgun mouthwash and I cant be bothered waiting.
Tfw when I abandon my thread for a while and see really good contributions.