>dat busted nose and tiny rat eyes.
there would be a way to at least soften or distract from there features, or at least help blend them into an overall look
somehow I think the key is the hair
perhaps get some professional opinions next time you get your hair cut
im gonna let my hair grow out a little and go back to wearing glasses to hide my tiny eyes. i remember goils used to say i looked better with glasses, and i always took it as an insult to my natural looks.
will i look like a douche if i wear these?
>i hope no one will touch my hair and reveal my weak hairline
>should have worn blue jeans
oh my god
I'm this guy but I dress like another of these guys. Pls post some more so I can be complete.
>tfw I got drunk the other night at a house party where a couple of shitty bands played
>tfw I really enjoyed it and there were plenty of girls
>tfw I talked to tons of people and mutually enjoyed company
>tfw I wore jeans with a flannel shirt tucked into them and a belt with my hiking shoes/sneakers
Nothing wrong with being effay, but it won't make ya' happy.
>just wear that shit and ill bend you over the coffee table
i am dissapoint
>OP walking down street
>sees handsome man with receding hairline look at his manbun and give him a polite smile
>OP looks down and avoids eye contact
>proceeds to go home and make a comic about how alpha he is