Somehow as a straight male I have inherited a big womanly butt that I never worked for and that no amount of cardio or dieting seems to get rid of. The rest of my body is average/thin.
I can't find pants that really fit me without them highlighting huge ass in the way most girls would like. It's been a struggle all my life since I became aware of it around 6th grade.
and shirts do the same. I'm constantly having to pull my shirts down so that they stop resting at the top of my butt and showing off the curve.
What can be done to fight this? what kind of clothes should I be wearing?
>pic related: almost exactly what I have
I have the same problem lmao
wear shirts about dick level, I find this easy to do because i'm a manlet and a size small is perfect for this
wear skinnier fitting pants as looser fits tend to get baggy hence making your ass look larger and mens skinny jeans are ideal for flattening that area
Big ass is a blessing.
>correctly fill the seat of any pant
>pants wont look like a sagging diaper.
>women fucking love asses
Play to your strengths
Rock your ass you insecure bitch
Girls like guy butts i wish I had a slightlt bigger butt honestly but i am "/fit/" so yeah depends how womanly it is but id wear slightly (emphasis on slightly) slimmer fit shorts/jeans to show it off along with slim shirts so i show off upper body too
Just compensate with a fit upper body and it wont look out of place
>girls like it
how can you guys be sure? I assume girls see my butt and think I'm gay and trying to show my butt off.
there are girls who are out there spending thousands on implants and doing all kinds of squatting and dieting for asses that look/feel like mine. I'm a guy so this isn't right.
I would totally donate my ass to someone more deserving if such a thing were possible.
gee i wonder whats responsible for all you genetic fuck ups?
If you just want something on the cheaper side, banana republic "skinny" fit pants work well on my boyfriend assuming you have a big ass and slim legs.
And girls like guy butts, hank hill ass no es bueno.
People more often than not will agree with what you will believe in yourself.
>believe your large but makes you look gay
>you will subtly telegraph your insecurity in really simple motions. Pulling your shirt lower, hiding your back, etc
>people spot this and assess it below their surface level of conscious thought
>everyone will assume that you hate how your body looks
>you will come off as even less confident, which reinforces the behavior
Learn to love your own bitch ass, you bitch-ass. The only other outcome will drive people away from you more than it will draw people in. Basic concept of motherfucking confidence. You don't have to be cocky about your rear, but don't let it bring you down into a life revolving around whether or not people talk about how big your ass is.
>stop giving a fuck about your butt
>use it as an advantage, like other anons say
>girls like a nice butt, and if you support the look of your own body, people will be more attracted to it.
>it's basically all in how you advertise this sort of shit inside and outside.
Girls love a man with a sexy ass.
>Waiting on the teacher to unlock the classroom
>Feel a light tickle on my ass cheek
>Turn around, nobody behind me except a petite qt with mischievous smile.
So wear tight pants, have a confident sexy walk. Give these girls a taste of their own medicine.
>mfw posting on a board with a bunch of pear-shaped niggas
I did this and it helped me but I've always had broad shoulders and a tiny waist but now I have even broader shoulders, a slimmer waist, and just as big hips and thick thighs. It wouldn't look as bad if I had a doormode waist and not an hourglass figure. Would skipping every other leg day help?
lmao, you know that plastics commonly do leach chemicals, right? are you really this fucking stupid?