>>9574199 >keep yourself so busy that eating is a chore This can be achieved easily after getting a prescription for Adderall. You hardly ever get bored and you have to remind yourself to eat things, which makes it easier to eat healthy things in moderation. My mindset now is usually "Ah I have to eat something now? Might as well make it something nutritious"
>>9574262 why do people make a big deal about home cooked meals
most of the time they taste like garbage
and i cringe when bitches are like "i am going to cook for you!!! my secret recipe"
you took a hunt's tomato sauce can (green tomatoes with sugar added to them to make it taste ripe) and boiled some dried pre-made pasta and threw fake ass cheese on it
it taste horrible and you did a piss poor job of draining the noodles
i can name 5 sit down resturants in a 5 mile radius that has better presentation, better texture, and courses out the meals properly and has the first plate presented before you noodles spilled over and burned a starch mess onto my range.
now i have to call a wolfe repair man out to clean this shit
all of my copper bottom cookware i let you use now is burnt on top and where the copper protects the tri-ply thats a $300 fucking purchase
f-fuck-f-f-f-fuck bitch you burnt an all clad pan and you fucking gift me a walmart teflon pan and expect me to be glade
the verjus is not wine, stop pouring it into a wine glass and stop sipping it
just because it has the name of a winery on...you know what fuck plebs...fuck THEM
>>9574319 no we're not buying lemons i have a tree on my property
no we're not buying these tasteless tomatoes i have a small garden where they taste unbelievably sweet and caramelize well
the sea-weed and bamboo roller jokes aren't funny...they never were....
no i won't make you sushi, the only sushi you like is either a california roll or a canned tuna roll non-of which are properly presented.
90% of americans don't know about sushi needing rice vinegar in the rice.
most places either skip this step entirely or substitute white wine vinegar for that cheap hole in the wall sushi joint taste.
you're going to complain about raw fish even if i make aburi salmon rolls
yes that is caviar no that is not pickled black caviar
yes i know where to buy black truffles no i will not buy them for you/have my brother supply me some because they are several hundreds of dollars per ounce, and B: you don't even know what al dente means and refused to make/taste pesto made from fresh herbs grown on property
yes i think i have some dino nuggets and kraft macaroni in the pantry...
>>9573627 Depends on the effay body type you want. If you're looking for that skinny as fuck bullshit, cigarettes and coffee are your friend. I mean, it's wildly unhealthy though, and that "effay" body of yours will be shit in a decade.
If you wanna be healthy about it, eat small meals, don't eat shitty food between those meals, and stay busy to make it easier. Go to the gym, run, or bike, which makes you more functional and capable.
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